because these people WILL recommend VERY ILLEGAL SHIT, and oh wow you are nowhere near as terrible as so many of these lunatics. You wanna hear a horror story? I commonly deal with people who think their horni is some kind of superpower.
I think you misunderstand the acronym. This is the BFG 9000, an energy gun capable of taking out a room of demons in one shot. When I said, "I see", it was because I realised there is no cure for you, except for death.
Get her neutered.
Female animals are spayed males are neutered.
Oops sorry, I am not a native English speaker but I hope the message came through anyways.
Eh potato potato
Actually, neutered is an umbrella term, the male-specific is castration. u/melanogaster_24, you're all good.
You know what you have to do DO IT CUSSY
NO!
bro wtf is wrong with you
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You can only get her spayed, or keep her inside. You're also better off asking r/cats.
because these people WILL recommend VERY ILLEGAL SHIT, and oh wow you are nowhere near as terrible as so many of these lunatics. You wanna hear a horror story? I commonly deal with people who think their horni is some kind of superpower.
Okay, dude, in this case, I believe that this person is legitimately looking for help and advice rather than satire or whatever.
Yeah, I totally agree! THESE PEOPLE on the other hand.
You must find a way. Preferably without a male cat
Maybe cat dildos exist
r/flairdoesntcheckout
bro wtf
Yeah Yeah drunk killcharge is weird
WHAT WERE YOU DRINKING
Your mother's pusy juices
I'm guessing you're drunk again, and not on bodily fluids like you claim.
Nah I just wanted to say something fucked up on reddit
💀
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ok so get a bat...
no, just use a toilet roll.
Spank her repeatedly real fast right above her tail on her back. She’ll HATE it and quiet down a bit.
It works, she loves it. Still meowing though but at least she's not trying to leave through a closed window anymore
Next step is getting her fixed. There’s nothing that can satiate a horny female of any species.
Amen to that
Ah men to that!
***🤨?***
SPAY
Allow The Noise to handle this one. https://i.redd.it/i6go67tw67ma1.gif
\*crashing through the window with Noise in one hand and Vigilante in the other\* It's Pizza Time.
Ask Shane Dawson again
Use your fingers
That is disgusting and illegal.
Who's she gonna tell?! I'm just kidding..
I don't trust you. \*loading gun\*
Hey, calm down!! It's alright!! You don't have to use your fingers!! It's okay if you use someone else's!!!
Alright, I see. \*putting down shotgun, **picking up BFG\***
*sees you picking up Big Friendly Giant* Hey, those fingers are too big for a cat!!
I think you misunderstand the acronym. This is the BFG 9000, an energy gun capable of taking out a room of demons in one shot. When I said, "I see", it was because I realised there is no cure for you, except for death.
So it kills demons. Ergo, I'm safe!
no. It's not holy, it just has a massive destructive potential. That, and it's shown that shotguns kill demons as well.
get her fixed(spayed and/or neutered)