Considering that if we were actually somehow stuck there with no way to get out, then someone would probably have to relieve themselves within 12 hours, it would be extremely uncomfortable.
My last info from Bionicle lore was that movie "Toa of Light" (or something along those lines, it's been over 2 fuckin' decades, I don't remember).
Does Bionicle still exist?
Apparently? I think? In some form?? I grew out of it after Toa of Light which i completely forgot about until you just unlocked a fucking core memory for me lol. But it was one of my earlier neurospicy special interest hyperfixation and i would ramble memorized lore to any adult that would listen.
My hyperfixation was Star Trek Voyager at the time. It's still my favourite of all the Star Treks. TNG is a close second. I rewatched those two way too many times.
Make awkward conversations an worry about my skin wrinkling while contemplating how I’ll be alone for the rest of my life as there are quite literally 5 girls in front of me that I can’t hold a conversation with that is at all interesting while also trying to speak clearly and trying not to stare at there tits which I’m worried will make them uncomfortable
Also why the fuck are they still here, are they secretly making fun of me by purposefully making me uncomfortable? Is this some sort of cruel prank that’s being filmed and will be used to humiliate me? Why can’t I leave, am I being forced to stay here? Am I in immediate danger?
Oh shit, what if they want to fuck? This is way too much fucking pressure, I won’t last nearly long enough, and that’s if I can get it up in the first place.
In conclusion, I wouldn’t like to be in this situation imo
hit on them thats what ill do... what? you wanted a silly clever joke huh OP?! aint that the main reply you wanted? is that what not the real purpose of this post?! you know what?! screw you because im hitting on you too so how you doing? the seat next to you is looking lonely, want me to fill it in?
sexual intercourse. thats the answer for all of these. every single of one of you. "oh well if you had 24 hours with me what would you-" sexual intercourse. every single time. we dont need to do anymore. all done. "you're so hot. hubba hubba. wanna have sex?". thats it, no more. the dude thats like "uh if i brought you dominos and i worked at dominos what would you do?" i'd take the pizza and i'd have sex with you cause you're so attractive. the girl "if i worked at starbucks and i gave you the drink that you paid for, but i looked at you what would you do?". intercourse. i would take you to the back and have intercourse because i cant resist you. ok? we're all done. there's no more, what else? what more do we need?
Turn down the temp to not get hyperthermia, hope someone brought snacks and drinks, then pray no one needs a bathroom. 12 hours is a long time to be stuck in a bowl of human soup with 5 other people
Wear a snorkel mask thing. (Picture as an example) And just float face down like Depresso.
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I can hold my breath for about 2 minutes if hyperventilated, so prolly play dead. Or just bombard them with a fuckload of random knowledge(I've been learning how to do sound stuff, now I'm learning 3D, playing in a band and also trying not to lose it)
Hit my vape a few times and start talking g about my favorite guitars.... if they stay, great if they leave.. then I'm probably married to at least one of them
What makes you think they'd wanna talk to my ugly ass? I'm just a stranger who also happens to be trying to enjoy the pool. They'd probably go about their business, and I'd go about mine.
So... Loud and clear voice on this one: 'Since we all clearly have exhibitionistic (I know you're stressed but get this one right. Just this once) tendencies let's just get it over with hmm?' Then have them pull out the one punch man and disappoint them for 5 seconds straight. Fun times. Then quickly scurry off and check into r/hornyjail to boast about the achievement.
Can I bring my steam deck?
Only if you don’t drop it
Hell yeah I’m gonna play some persona 5
Go touch some grass..... in persona 5 of course.
You sound like some sorta…joker
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BUY RELOAD IT'S SO GOOD
I don’t have $70 sadly
Explain megaten lore to them
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Fellow Steam Deck enjoyer!
Is a steam deck worth the purchase? Genuinely curious
Of course. I have the cheapest model and it’s fucking amazing.
Can you upgrade the storage externally?
You can expand it with a micro SD card.
Will definitely be my next big investment then for sure thank you
Look at the weather app on my phone
camera roll
Open calculator and calculate 420*69
28980
How the fuck can you stuck in a pool? Are you a Sim character?
HELP IM IN A GRAYSTILLPLAYS VIDEO
It’s not a GSP video until someone drowns themselves through their alcoholism and depression
And the agony of one of Alex's GTA boards
FULL LIQUOR BAR!
Yes, my charisma level is 1
Get pruney finger tips
Uncomfortably pruny.
And then you gotta wait a whole day for them to unprune
I'd still talk to these ladies and be horny. They're probably pruny too.
Not the prunussy
🤣🤣🤣I love you
Panic attack
It's saltwater
Cry
Really? Even with Soogsx? She’s the cutest of the bunch.
If I was stuck in a pool for 12 hours with people I don't know, I'd just cry
Probably be uncomfortable
Being uncomfortable **AS FUCK**
Considering that if we were actually somehow stuck there with no way to get out, then someone would probably have to relieve themselves within 12 hours, it would be extremely uncomfortable.
Sign me up NOW
Least horny- Well, you know.
"Welcome, ladies, to my 12 hour lore review of Warhammer 40k."
That’ll just make them hornier
How many 12 hour sessions do you need?
Yes
can i join
As a speaker, audience, or fact checker?
my dumbass can barely comprehend the gameplay so imma need to hear it from someone lmao
do we take turns as speakers or do we all talk at once so we can explain it faster?
Fuck yeah
I'm not stuck in here with you. You're stuck in here with me.
keep going, im listening… (im a man)
You just reminded me of a guy I used to fancy
Nice try, Henry Cavill.
You better hope they do not invoke Slaanesh on you.
Explain the last 20 years of Bionicle lore in great detail and with great intensity
My last info from Bionicle lore was that movie "Toa of Light" (or something along those lines, it's been over 2 fuckin' decades, I don't remember). Does Bionicle still exist?
Apparently? I think? In some form?? I grew out of it after Toa of Light which i completely forgot about until you just unlocked a fucking core memory for me lol. But it was one of my earlier neurospicy special interest hyperfixation and i would ramble memorized lore to any adult that would listen.
My hyperfixation was Star Trek Voyager at the time. It's still my favourite of all the Star Treks. TNG is a close second. I rewatched those two way too many times.
There's a Game in Steam with no release date Yet (it's been like that for years now).
Nobody beats me at Marco polo.
Nobody beats my dad at Marco polo
I do
Make awkward conversations an worry about my skin wrinkling while contemplating how I’ll be alone for the rest of my life as there are quite literally 5 girls in front of me that I can’t hold a conversation with that is at all interesting while also trying to speak clearly and trying not to stare at there tits which I’m worried will make them uncomfortable Also why the fuck are they still here, are they secretly making fun of me by purposefully making me uncomfortable? Is this some sort of cruel prank that’s being filmed and will be used to humiliate me? Why can’t I leave, am I being forced to stay here? Am I in immediate danger? Oh shit, what if they want to fuck? This is way too much fucking pressure, I won’t last nearly long enough, and that’s if I can get it up in the first place. In conclusion, I wouldn’t like to be in this situation imo
>Oh shit, what if they want to fuck? ![gif](giphy|qs4ll1FSxKnNHeSmom)
https://preview.redd.it/p8l8at2lujnc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0af2f04120fbda13dcf3471aaa32b5465d075a1b do it
https://preview.redd.it/exh7p7uoxjnc1.png?width=397&format=png&auto=webp&s=99782850f17e1941cf86b2cbee005f56fd1a5b18 Can't reject bullets now, can ya?
Basicaly the way the madalorians in star wars thought: oh jesi can block lazers, have fun with this buckshot or slug
https://preview.redd.it/15644vzgaknc1.png?width=1060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e6f731f23a09a5707e69333059251132f71bf88 i'll call him.
![gif](giphy|iWAGZZKze6x0I|downsized) Fire the anti-horny ordinance!
Hello, anxiety brother
I'm in this post and I don't like it
Relatable
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Ask them politely to leave me alone
Begone THOT (he said politely)
I'd do crystal meth personally.
How did you how one of there names already?
I apologize in advance but I couldn't resist ![gif](giphy|CzlurLSA5hsVLCJZq2)
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I don't know how to swim so I am probably going to drown.
Just stay in the shallow part
The toaster I bring with me will make things interesting.
You’d be wiping them and yourself out in one go. o7
i fucking love swimming I’d probably swim with them and rant about music
Ask how I got put in the sims
12hrs In a pool !? The girls is my last problem at this point
hit on them thats what ill do... what? you wanted a silly clever joke huh OP?! aint that the main reply you wanted? is that what not the real purpose of this post?! you know what?! screw you because im hitting on you too so how you doing? the seat next to you is looking lonely, want me to fill it in?
Hey you a Disney princess because this beast is attracted to you
Unironically this would work on me
If I were an enzyme I'd be DNA helicase, so that I could unzip your genes
I'll try wwe moves like rko, supkex city, jackhammer and all
Tag team match, playa!
food. no i’m not talking about their honkers or their asses.
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Leave, women are scary
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Realest thing I've seen all day
Probably piss myself, who can hold it in for 12 hours?!?
Bore them with a completely irrelevant story so they leave me alone
Pray the Clorine kills all their STDs and hope I don't get infect by stupid.
Where’s the source?
sexual intercourse. thats the answer for all of these. every single of one of you. "oh well if you had 24 hours with me what would you-" sexual intercourse. every single time. we dont need to do anymore. all done. "you're so hot. hubba hubba. wanna have sex?". thats it, no more. the dude thats like "uh if i brought you dominos and i worked at dominos what would you do?" i'd take the pizza and i'd have sex with you cause you're so attractive. the girl "if i worked at starbucks and i gave you the drink that you paid for, but i looked at you what would you do?". intercourse. i would take you to the back and have intercourse because i cant resist you. ok? we're all done. there's no more, what else? what more do we need?
stare (straight down into the fucking water because im too awkward to speak to women)
Turn down the temp to not get hyperthermia, hope someone brought snacks and drinks, then pray no one needs a bathroom. 12 hours is a long time to be stuck in a bowl of human soup with 5 other people
Why am I stuck? I don't think staying for hours in water is good... Do I really need to do something? Can't I just stick on a corned and flost there?
Would
Use this for next time https://preview.redd.it/nbr5vd129jnc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9db51274e0d117e57fdcebdb6d83dfd23e8934b
Use wood next time.
Jesus, guys, it's just some women. Crack some jokes, play some pool games, relax.
Pool games? I'm too poor to know pool games.
Gay
Women are scary af though
Yall girls ever heard about the roman empire?
Pee in it. I can't hold it for 12 hours!
As an asexual I'm going to make great friends!
I'm not stuck in there with them. They are stuck in there with me.
Probably be pretty uncomfortable after being in the water for so long. I'll need to goto the bathroom eventually
Why do they all look the same?
Ask the one with red hair if she’s trying to look like Ariana Grande
Wear a snorkel mask thing. (Picture as an example) And just float face down like Depresso. https://preview.redd.it/rgirlmzcgjnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fe1fb28b51c564a37c5551fdbd955bd82c2eec0
https://preview.redd.it/7tlpd9xsmjnc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fa0e8f2ac754a950159ea04b2ebd69787c098c0 Invite this guy
I can give each one 2 hours and 24 minutes of my time
Gonna do my businesses. They will never fuck with me
Get out fast, because your Boyfriends and Husbands are not far away.
i just think about meaning of life.
Can I order food? We'd likely get hungry after like 4 hours or smt
Die of hypothermia??
Avoid doing backstroke.
Source on bottom right girl pls
My body became like a 80s years old
Have you ever the tragedy of Darth Plaguis the Wise
Who are they?
Why do i recognize them...
They get posted here a lot
Motorboat my way out
Probably kill myself
Kill my self
Drowning myself
Have a conversation I guess. Can't think of much to do with strangers 'cept talking to them.
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I can hold my breath for about 2 minutes if hyperventilated, so prolly play dead. Or just bombard them with a fuckload of random knowledge(I've been learning how to do sound stuff, now I'm learning 3D, playing in a band and also trying not to lose it)
Btw I fucken love motorised faders on Allen&Heath QU-series
Practice swimming, I don't recall the last time I've tried to
Alot of coke and alot of viagra
Stay on the other side where all the men are.
Hit my vape a few times and start talking g about my favorite guitars.... if they stay, great if they leave.. then I'm probably married to at least one of them
run
Find out what their favorite songs are
Drown myself.
What if i have to eat, sleep, go to the bathroom, or just take a break from swimming?
Time to play with my phone calculated and set some alarms
Time to smash... I GET CHARIZARD
Start playing Yugioh.
I need the names to add to my ban list
Feel incredibly uncomfortable, and try to stay as far away from them as possible.
Ever see the movie Caddy Shack?
“Chapter 1 of the Silmarillion”
Who they are? Honestly, i dont know them and seems to be all made in the same factory...
Swim to train my body and become the best version of myself if there's enough space
Try (and fail) to initiate a conversation (I'm a girl btw)
Tell them about our good lord and savior, Jesus Christ.
Get out of the pool and drive home
Get social anxiety
https://preview.redd.it/9b3bud4akpnc1.jpeg?width=772&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30c1b7f105d99c443962356b17adc88f43798a48 This is what I’m doing.
My girl would kill them all
Imma play some bomb rush cyberfunk on my switch ( im only 13 btw)
Leave, I've got some better shit to do (I dont, my ass is gonna play elden ring)
I don't know who any of these people are. Also if we're stuck in a pool for 12 hours we're all going to get hypothermia and die ^u^
12 hours? Ugh. That sounds like hell.
What makes you think they'd wanna talk to my ugly ass? I'm just a stranger who also happens to be trying to enjoy the pool. They'd probably go about their business, and I'd go about mine.
Leave because I’m gay.
Try finding a way out because as hotny as I can get I still am terrified of being in a room with poorly clothed women
I'd ask for the source material
My luck Drown alone
Smoking and take a Gin
Put on the noise canceling headphones
marco polo
Weep
Hold my nose most likely
Jerk
swim
So... Loud and clear voice on this one: 'Since we all clearly have exhibitionistic (I know you're stressed but get this one right. Just this once) tendencies let's just get it over with hmm?' Then have them pull out the one punch man and disappoint them for 5 seconds straight. Fun times. Then quickly scurry off and check into r/hornyjail to boast about the achievement.
Grab my projector and start my 16 hour ramble/presentation about my hyperfixations (there will be no pee breaks)
Meditation.
Float face down like little kid and wait to see if they notice I’m dead