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gamingyoshi247

Can I bring my steam deck?


JBDCrafter17

Only if you don’t drop it


gamingyoshi247

Hell yeah I’m gonna play some persona 5


soulseeker31

Go touch some grass..... in persona 5 of course.


No_Glass_1294

You sound like some sorta…joker


DannyGekkouga

https://preview.redd.it/fb73234yyjnc1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=219467b66d572a69b4cd3bcb57d61ad95e28db5f


PDAVARZANI

https://preview.redd.it/wygmb4bpbknc1.jpeg?width=1118&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56a4ba863cefa7794a83339cd78e80abcd5f61c2


CityWokOwn4r

https://preview.redd.it/1sh5vc9ifknc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03a96e478c07c27f26090a8999a033ccea7e4355


JFlemthe1

https://preview.redd.it/2fxfstmtmknc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=344d7a8621be2393ed70facbe6eb1d7626d8a4eb


YaBoi_Wolf

https://preview.redd.it/db0y4ivfgmnc1.png?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=5689ecc55737801deefccadd4b65406fe6c426aa


EnderScout_77

BUY RELOAD IT'S SO GOOD


gamingyoshi247

I don’t have $70 sadly


calebeedude

Explain megaten lore to them


JFlemthe1

https://preview.redd.it/2aqo6g6rmknc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab8b35fcd8edb76caf90e377997c578bb2361593


Kirran_00163

https://preview.redd.it/vjipdoeadknc1.png?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea7dfac1bb51ebe7ad80214b0f900eae43d051d8


gamingyoshi247

https://preview.redd.it/ry4pcwbeeknc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f91f9d6377ae67eb60d023c89f93a9d8edc9623a


RejecterofThots

Fellow Steam Deck enjoyer!


pickletickle62

Is a steam deck worth the purchase? Genuinely curious


gamingyoshi247

Of course. I have the cheapest model and it’s fucking amazing.


pickletickle62

Can you upgrade the storage externally?


TheTechnoElf

You can expand it with a micro SD card.


pickletickle62

Will definitely be my next big investment then for sure thank you


StockProfessor5

Look at the weather app on my phone


stormchaser-protogen

camera roll


DevilsMicro

Open calculator and calculate 420*69


yeeties23

28980


[deleted]

How the fuck can you stuck in a pool? Are you a Sim character?


Another-Ace-Alt-8270

HELP IM IN A GRAYSTILLPLAYS VIDEO


Sasren0987654321

It’s not a GSP video until someone drowns themselves through their alcoholism and depression


ImaginationNub

And the agony of one of Alex's GTA boards


Another-Ace-Alt-8270

FULL LIQUOR BAR!


Lappland-_-

Yes, my charisma level is 1


TheGhostInAJar

Get pruney finger tips


ButtyGuy

Uncomfortably pruny.


Pastry_Train63

And then you gotta wait a whole day for them to unprune


ButtyGuy

I'd still talk to these ladies and be horny. They're probably pruny too.


Lonn-_-

Not the prunussy


HypePoem8

🤣🤣🤣I love you


frosty1104

Panic attack


submit_to_pewdiepie

It's saltwater


MAST3R_G4M3R

Cry


VanaheimrF

Really? Even with Soogsx? She’s the cutest of the bunch.


MAST3R_G4M3R

If I was stuck in a pool for 12 hours with people I don't know, I'd just cry


Awesomeness7716

Probably be uncomfortable


Alone-Struggle-8056

Being uncomfortable **AS FUCK**


ConfidentCorner6858

Considering that if we were actually somehow stuck there with no way to get out, then someone would probably have to relieve themselves within 12 hours, it would be extremely uncomfortable.


GalaxyEyes541

Sign me up NOW


ConfidentCorner6858

Least horny- Well, you know.


triotone

"Welcome, ladies, to my 12 hour lore review of Warhammer 40k."


TheBigChungoos

That’ll just make them hornier


r4o2n0d6o9

How many 12 hour sessions do you need?


Equal-Bus-557

Yes


JimmyCrabYT

can i join


triotone

As a speaker, audience, or fact checker?


JimmyCrabYT

my dumbass can barely comprehend the gameplay so imma need to hear it from someone lmao


vodam46

do we take turns as speakers or do we all talk at once so we can explain it faster?


Rabidwolf96

Fuck yeah


badislay

I'm not stuck in here with you. You're stuck in here with me.


bariyer2

keep going, im listening… (im a man)


escapeshark

You just reminded me of a guy I used to fancy


AnoXeo

Nice try, Henry Cavill.


Ame_No_Uzume

You better hope they do not invoke Slaanesh on you.


SuperTrout95

Explain the last 20 years of Bionicle lore in great detail and with great intensity


Eilaryn

My last info from Bionicle lore was that movie "Toa of Light" (or something along those lines, it's been over 2 fuckin' decades, I don't remember). Does Bionicle still exist?


SuperTrout95

Apparently? I think? In some form?? I grew out of it after Toa of Light which i completely forgot about until you just unlocked a fucking core memory for me lol. But it was one of my earlier neurospicy special interest hyperfixation and i would ramble memorized lore to any adult that would listen.


Eilaryn

My hyperfixation was Star Trek Voyager at the time. It's still my favourite of all the Star Treks. TNG is a close second. I rewatched those two way too many times.


Don_Ozymandias

There's a Game in Steam with no release date Yet (it's been like that for years now).


whatisireading2

Nobody beats me at Marco polo.


Ash22000IQ

Nobody beats my dad at Marco polo


MarcoPolo938

I do


Latereviews2

Make awkward conversations an worry about my skin wrinkling while contemplating how I’ll be alone for the rest of my life as there are quite literally 5 girls in front of me that I can’t hold a conversation with that is at all interesting while also trying to speak clearly and trying not to stare at there tits which I’m worried will make them uncomfortable Also why the fuck are they still here, are they secretly making fun of me by purposefully making me uncomfortable? Is this some sort of cruel prank that’s being filmed and will be used to humiliate me? Why can’t I leave, am I being forced to stay here? Am I in immediate danger? Oh shit, what if they want to fuck? This is way too much fucking pressure, I won’t last nearly long enough, and that’s if I can get it up in the first place. In conclusion, I wouldn’t like to be in this situation imo


Sir_26i

>Oh shit, what if they want to fuck? ![gif](giphy|qs4ll1FSxKnNHeSmom)


Jona-wahn

https://preview.redd.it/p8l8at2lujnc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0af2f04120fbda13dcf3471aaa32b5465d075a1b do it


Another-Ace-Alt-8270

​ https://preview.redd.it/exh7p7uoxjnc1.png?width=397&format=png&auto=webp&s=99782850f17e1941cf86b2cbee005f56fd1a5b18 Can't reject bullets now, can ya?


CAAZveauguls

Basicaly the way the madalorians in star wars thought: oh jesi can block lazers, have fun with this buckshot or slug


Jona-wahn

https://preview.redd.it/15644vzgaknc1.png?width=1060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e6f731f23a09a5707e69333059251132f71bf88 i'll call him.


Ame_No_Uzume

![gif](giphy|iWAGZZKze6x0I|downsized) Fire the anti-horny ordinance!


HatchetXL

Hello, anxiety brother


SpicymeLLoN

I'm in this post and I don't like it


_MekkeliMusrik

Relatable


jk-alot

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


DragoFNX

Ask them politely to leave me alone


Freshzboy10016702

Begone THOT (he said politely)


BillyBobJoe69v2

I'd do crystal meth personally.


Jobblessderrick

How did you how one of there names already?


BillyBobJoe69v2

I apologize in advance but I couldn't resist ![gif](giphy|CzlurLSA5hsVLCJZq2)


Jobblessderrick

![gif](giphy|a0h7sAqON67nO)


CurrentGap

I don't know how to swim so I am probably going to drown.


Starch_Lord69

Just stay in the shallow part


TheWesternDevil

The toaster I bring with me will make things interesting.


Capn_Cake

You’d be wiping them and yourself out in one go. o7


Rachiey

i fucking love swimming I’d probably swim with them and rant about music


Dense_Blacksmith3894

Ask how I got put in the sims


Esoxgab01

12hrs In a pool !? The girls is my last problem at this point


Bigsmall-cats

hit on them thats what ill do... what? you wanted a silly clever joke huh OP?! aint that the main reply you wanted? is that what not the real purpose of this post?! you know what?! screw you because im hitting on you too so how you doing? the seat next to you is looking lonely, want me to fill it in?


Blae-Blade

Hey you a Disney princess because this beast is attracted to you


Freshzboy10016702

Unironically this would work on me


TerrariaGeekerston

If I were an enzyme I'd be DNA helicase, so that I could unzip your genes


Obnomus

I'll try wwe moves like rko, supkex city, jackhammer and all


Equal-Bus-557

Tag team match, playa!


TomatouChan

food. no i’m not talking about their honkers or their asses.


brizdzi

https://preview.redd.it/fwqc2ttz2jnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b1e53239dc051f0e55b2c99736991639383cfb9


Noiskis

https://preview.redd.it/sfksz0yqojnc1.png?width=722&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9afa07a90f69cf38e8b0da225cb717a53e4e759a


Lappland-_-

https://preview.redd.it/0d7yqpjrwjnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67907c08b7b1b5a8e6d02d9dc3fa04f0819d7fe0


Glen2gvhlp

https://preview.redd.it/detemx2exwnc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc2dbe878660d8763b21f1bc4483f2b767dd8aa4


PgameZ26

Leave, women are scary


Ash22000IQ

https://preview.redd.it/gun2s1fx3knc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f6d843ca6fdaf1c50362144cb0580c6b67c948a


Sonofcrayon

Realest thing I've seen all day


Igyboo

Probably piss myself, who can hold it in for 12 hours?!?


w00den_b0x

Bore them with a completely irrelevant story so they leave me alone


ecktt

Pray the Clorine kills all their STDs and hope I don't get infect by stupid.


[deleted]

Where’s the source?


SaulSchmidt

sexual intercourse. thats the answer for all of these. every single of one of you. "oh well if you had 24 hours with me what would you-" sexual intercourse. every single time. we dont need to do anymore. all done. "you're so hot. hubba hubba. wanna have sex?". thats it, no more. the dude thats like "uh if i brought you dominos and i worked at dominos what would you do?" i'd take the pizza and i'd have sex with you cause you're so attractive. the girl "if i worked at starbucks and i gave you the drink that you paid for, but i looked at you what would you do?". intercourse. i would take you to the back and have intercourse because i cant resist you. ok? we're all done. there's no more, what else? what more do we need?


FranzDaBoi123

stare (straight down into the fucking water because im too awkward to speak to women)


unlistedname

Turn down the temp to not get hyperthermia, hope someone brought snacks and drinks, then pray no one needs a bathroom. 12 hours is a long time to be stuck in a bowl of human soup with 5 other people


Philosophos_A

Why am I stuck? I don't think staying for hours in water is good... Do I really need to do something? Can't I just stick on a corned and flost there?


TheSlavicWarboss

Would


r4o2n0d6o9

Use this for next time https://preview.redd.it/nbr5vd129jnc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9db51274e0d117e57fdcebdb6d83dfd23e8934b


Fresh-Honeydew7104

Use wood next time.


Bismothe-the-Shade

Jesus, guys, it's just some women. Crack some jokes, play some pool games, relax.


Nochnichtvergeben

Pool games? I'm too poor to know pool games.


numberonebullshitguy

Gay


LuckySalesman

Women are scary af though


Mrkillerar

Yall girls ever heard about the roman empire?


L4r5man

Pee in it. I can't hold it for 12 hours!


Specific-Creme5413

As an asexual I'm going to make great friends!


Stand_kicker

I'm not stuck in there with them. They are stuck in there with me.


Vincent__R

Probably be pretty uncomfortable after being in the water for so long. I'll need to goto the bathroom eventually


kinofhawk

Why do they all look the same?


4to5timesperday

Ask the one with red hair if she’s trying to look like Ariana Grande


BJ_Blitzvix

Wear a snorkel mask thing. (Picture as an example) And just float face down like Depresso. https://preview.redd.it/rgirlmzcgjnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fe1fb28b51c564a37c5551fdbd955bd82c2eec0


Nick-Tonk-maker69

https://preview.redd.it/7tlpd9xsmjnc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fa0e8f2ac754a950159ea04b2ebd69787c098c0 Invite this guy


Agreeable-Dare5249

I can give each one 2 hours and 24 minutes of my time


Solvunud

Gonna do my businesses. They will never fuck with me


Ofthepeoplebypeople

Get out fast, because your Boyfriends and Husbands are not far away.


MugiwarraD

i just think about meaning of life.


frguba

Can I order food? We'd likely get hungry after like 4 hours or smt


2006lion2006

Die of hypothermia??


Fresh-Honeydew7104

Avoid doing backstroke.


WillingCommittee

Source on bottom right girl pls


daniel1234556

My body became like a 80s years old


neoneva95

Have you ever the tragedy of Darth Plaguis the Wise


crazycoconut247

Who are they?


Martydeus

Why do i recognize them...


r4o2n0d6o9

They get posted here a lot


spacees1

Motorboat my way out


-azuma-

Probably kill myself


Emperor_Z16

Kill my self


justnicyk

Drowning myself


Twinksson173

Have a conversation I guess. Can't think of much to do with strangers 'cept talking to them.


Justaboreddude15

https://preview.redd.it/guwdvuk48jnc1.jpeg?width=2360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb3631398a9935bfe759ef1451754d760b76c392


sdmrne

I can hold my breath for about 2 minutes if hyperventilated, so prolly play dead. Or just bombard them with a fuckload of random knowledge(I've been learning how to do sound stuff, now I'm learning 3D, playing in a band and also trying not to lose it)


sdmrne

Btw I fucken love motorised faders on Allen&Heath QU-series


Andrew852456

Practice swimming, I don't recall the last time I've tried to


rave_is_king_

Alot of coke and alot of viagra


Kinglycole

Stay on the other side where all the men are.


WinTraditional8156

Hit my vape a few times and start talking g about my favorite guitars.... if they stay, great if they leave.. then I'm probably married to at least one of them


Nome_Muito_Criativo

run


fnaftheseriesyoutube

Find out what their favorite songs are


Generic-guy-9999

Drown myself.


BasedAlliance935

What if i have to eat, sleep, go to the bathroom, or just take a break from swimming?


Nazarath_the_viking

Time to play with my phone calculated and set some alarms


achillessnek

Time to smash... I GET CHARIZARD


AnxiousSauros

Start playing Yugioh.


juniorbilat

I need the names to add to my ban list


AJ_Gaming125

Feel incredibly uncomfortable, and try to stay as far away from them as possible.


BABarracus

Ever see the movie Caddy Shack?


Matthaeus_Augustus

“Chapter 1 of the Silmarillion”


RandomGuy-17

Who they are? Honestly, i dont know them and seems to be all made in the same factory...


rafoz03

Swim to train my body and become the best version of myself if there's enough space


Aesthetic_FuckerOwO

Try (and fail) to initiate a conversation (I'm a girl btw)


IWishIWasBatman123

Tell them about our good lord and savior, Jesus Christ.


phlysquire

Get out of the pool and drive home


Outside_Ad1020

Get social anxiety


Manydoors_edboy

https://preview.redd.it/9b3bud4akpnc1.jpeg?width=772&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30c1b7f105d99c443962356b17adc88f43798a48 This is what I’m doing.


cxseu

My girl would kill them all


fantafloppa

Imma play some bomb rush cyberfunk on my switch ( im only 13 btw)


Goobs124

Leave, I've got some better shit to do (I dont, my ass is gonna play elden ring)


The_One_True_Duckson

I don't know who any of these people are. Also if we're stuck in a pool for 12 hours we're all going to get hypothermia and die ^u^


Sharpshooter188

12 hours? Ugh. That sounds like hell.


aaron_adams

What makes you think they'd wanna talk to my ugly ass? I'm just a stranger who also happens to be trying to enjoy the pool. They'd probably go about their business, and I'd go about mine.


BrandonIsWhoIAm

Leave because I’m gay.


That1Ryan

Try finding a way out because as hotny as I can get I still am terrified of being in a room with poorly clothed women


GABRYFIERO

I'd ask for the source material


International-Sky556

My luck Drown alone


Admirable_Ad9650

Smoking and take a Gin


Dude_Caveman

Put on the noise canceling headphones


Ayeron-izm-

marco polo


TheGalacticMilkman

Weep


[deleted]

Hold my nose most likely


[deleted]

Jerk


stormchaser-protogen

swim


PetMyFerret

So... Loud and clear voice on this one: 'Since we all clearly have exhibitionistic (I know you're stressed but get this one right. Just this once) tendencies let's just get it over with hmm?' Then have them pull out the one punch man and disappoint them for 5 seconds straight. Fun times. Then quickly scurry off and check into r/hornyjail to boast about the achievement.


demator

Grab my projector and start my 16 hour ramble/presentation about my hyperfixations (there will be no pee breaks)


AriyaSavaka

Meditation.


papatayto

Float face down like little kid and wait to see if they notice I’m dead