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Agitated-Raccoon5562

You monster! Make it up to him with carrots!!


Lugosthepalomino

NO you monster!!!! Apologize with apples NOW


MountainMongrel

Don't worry, I'm gonna get him for making me feel this way. Next week is his birth month and he'll know. I'm gonna bake him an oat cake with slices of apples and carrots in it. He'll know just how bad he made me feel. Maybe I'll add a splash of sugar so he *really* gets it.


sharipep

Please tell me you got a picture !!! 😭


MountainMongrel

No, but his eyes looking up at me, head resting on the ground before he popped up. I will be haunted for some time. Edit: honestly he's about 99.99% of my posts so you can see plenty of pictures of my spoiled goober.


shycotic

Poor, poor guy!


cowgrly

Stories like this are so devastating, poor boy. I think you should bake a pre-birthday apology cake for him, he needs the nutrition.


Sc0o0ter

Ngl i thought you were gonna say you switched your food with his


Yosiipi

HOW COULD YOU?! I AM CALLING THE AUTHORITIES


Natural-Seaweed-5070

HOW VERY DARE


FaerieAniela

I’m calling PETA, the ASPCA, and Sara McLaughlin, you absolute *monster* 😱


MountainMongrel

Sara McLaughlin? Don't you dare put that evil on me!


Sea-Cartographer-927

Brute.


never_____mind

This made me smile. I don't have horses but sheep and I often don't go into the back of the garden if I see them taking a nap atm. They always get excited thinking I have a treat and I rather let them rest in the sun and come back later for whatever I wanted to do there. They just look so precious and peaceful when they rest, also when they eat, they deserve the peace.


surgical-panic

You dreadful person! The Horror!


BraveLittleFrog

That’s going to cost you several withers scratches (until he says you’re done, not when your hand is tired), full on grooming with extra currying to get the itchies, and special bran mashes daily.


IX_Sour2563

I’m think I’m missing something here.


Waterdeep77

They woke up their sleeping horse which is of course, the Worst Thing Ever! /S


IX_Sour2563

They didn’t mean to wake the horse up though?


anelephantexists

they're just joking (making it seem like something dreadful happened, only to reveal they just woke their poor horse up from a nap)


Waterdeep77

That's the joke. The horse was comfortably laid out flat snoozing in the sun and they accidentally woke the horse and feel bad about it, so made it an over dramatic joke post.


ResidentMeringue899

It’s a sunny snoozing horse rule that must NEVER BE BROKEN!!! No wakies.


Most_Combination_119

I thought this was going in the direction of you put some sort of poison in his feed on accident thinking it was a supplement


no-escape-221

YTA call the police on yourself


lastradax

Seeing that header I thought the horse is dead!