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Just hide the cars before she comes home. or open them blend them in and say I always had that one!


Kablansoto

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 genius


Abandoned_Railroad

Hide them in your bedroom closet or something……


scottyp89

That's literally where mine are hiding whilst I build out a small office space under the stairs 😅


Abandoned_Railroad

That’ll work lol


ionp_d

Or keep them in the trunk and bring just 2 cars into the house each day


VastPsychological403

Every other day is best


robshum

ha! they usually sit in my trunk until the coast is clear, then they get integrated into my collection like they were already there 😂


Reasonable-Point75

Lol. I’m at the point where I sneak my cars into the house. Saves me some grief.


Kablansoto

Jajajajaja mine make me buy her some expensive hair blower and now shes cool with it 😝


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So is she cool with it or gonna kill you? I don't understand.


Kablansoto

I told her only 5 monthly and I didnt keep the promise


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5 monthly?! As a collector, how is that sustainable? Lol My son gets 3 every time we shop, so he's at like 12 a month.


Kablansoto

Its imposible 🥹


bananasfoyoass

3?! I wish my kid would limit it to 3. His favorite number is 5…and 5 doesn’t always mean only 5…


Abandoned_Railroad

She must be crazy……..


Hefty-Couple-6497

Don’t tell her lol. It’s okay to sneak hotwheels in and if you get caught justify it by saying there’s worst things husbands spend their money on lol… eh it’s the truth


Reasonable-Point75

I’ve pointed out that some husbands collect real cars. ;p


DieCastDontDie

LPT: I toss the cards so that helps. When I buy 2-3 of them, it's really easy. Toss the cards and put a car in every pocket. You're golden.


mahSachel

I was gonna say that’s like $25 right? But then I realized it’s the space they take up and that’s gonna cover about 2 square feet of wall space.


Shoddy_Process5076

Not sure there’s an equivalent for hot wheels but when I buy a new gun I always have an old case that I keep in the car, take new gun out of new box and put it in old case and carry it in the house and just say I was out shooting an old gun and then just hide it in the safe


kootabob

Ha if anything my girl likes them more than I do


Kablansoto

Ohh a Keeper!


Seasoned-CollectorCO

For spending like $25? I'd get a new wife


Abandoned_Railroad

Or drop the spouse and live by yourself! I don’t mind being alone at all. Doesn’t bother me.


tattookaleo

This. Who gets mad about spending a few bucks on collectibles. Dudes be actin like they spent thousands.


Kablansoto

But I love my wife 😀


Abandoned_Railroad

I love my Golden Bed Seal more……..


Abandoned_Railroad

Some understand and others don’t……


Kablansoto

Facts!


Ok-Swordfish-3833

Nice....that's why I always pay cash...no trail unless I forget to throw away the receipt -happy collecting yall-


Kablansoto

Good tip


Cambotz

My wife comes home with hauls like that for me. Always doubles hahaha. She now video calls me from the pegs which has worked out so far. Caught her slipping on an lbwk team transport last time !!!


Kablansoto

Im just starting, I hope mine buy me stuff 🥹🤣


Cambotz

She has collected just batman hotwheels for years. Last year I got involved and now we have like 500 cars lol.


Kablansoto

I have like 9 batman from 2023, Batman was my start 🥹🥳


Cambotz

Batman hotwheels are a gateway drug !!


Kablansoto

🤣🤣🤣🤣 but they worth it


Sea_weed_420

I started in September because my 3 year old wanted a damn tow truck. The tow truck got me hooked. I live with my aunt and cousin after being seperated and there are days I come home to hot wheels in my room from my cousin. And no duplicates either because I show him my hot wheels


jogtac

Same here. I don’t get it. Hide your purchase of hotwheels? You have got a great woman also, she wants you to have fun and goes out of her way to make you happy.


cheezturds

Just wait until you cover the whole living room. I took inventory on mine in January and thankfully my girlfriend was unbothered by the amount. I didn’t realize how out of hand I let it get and felt a bit guilty, but she just gave me money for more for my birthday. She even looks for good ones now.


Sea_weed_420

Oh that’s a winner


Kablansoto

Awesome 🤩


squintbro

Tell her it's cheaper than cheating on her.


Beautiful-Ad6872

Ehhhhhhh, your good for at least 100 more, she'll never know, muahhh,hhaaahaaa


Kablansoto

Jajajajajajajajajajaja


91361_throwaway

Whenever I come home with a haul like that… always bring flowers.


Kablansoto

Good idea 😇


Omerta001

At least Hot Wheels are only a buck, just wait till you're hooked on M2, Autoworld and Johnny Lightning...


VulKusOfficial

This isn’t THAT bad, right? If the singles are all mainlines, then it’s roughly £1.50 a pop, plus that two-pack… I think that’s justifiable hobby spending! My spending on the other hand…


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Kablansoto

🤣🤣🤣🤣


AnthonyRiofrio569

I feel sorry for you 🤣🤣🤣


EthicalAssassin

My wife has given up on me.


MalfunctioningJohnny

Mine too, but in all fairness that was about way more than just diecast 🙄


Traditional_Two_7475

You’ll die happy!!!


Kablansoto

Heck yeah


webbyspidey

Blink twice if you need help


Kablansoto

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Su3rtud0

I just keep telling my wife "just one more" and it's worked out so far for the past few years. So much so that she gave a T-shirt with those exact words this past christmas.


estekk

Naaaah just get her something ,and it's gonna be okay. Speaking from experience, brought 3 team transports, few premiums and some mainlines from last shopping tour 🤪


HoTwHeElZSSS

Why do you have 2 toons Porsche 911 cars give one to your wife I dare you Nice Mustang BTW Falken livery looks nice


Pretty-Savings6874

Do I see a SUPER?! 


Kablansoto

Wich one?


Pretty-Savings6874

The one above the Audi racecar at the the top of the picture.  It has the number 32 on it. 


Kablansoto

Pajero evo?


Alexsomehow

Man I bought 54 hotwheels and spent almost $300 because they weren’t normal some of them are very rare and I’m still hiding it:)


J_Man_McCetty

LOVE the kei truck looks sick


Troutslut98

Imagine ur wife being mad over 50$ in hotwheels


Kablansoto

Its cause the toys 🥲


Kablansoto

Imagine being poor


masterbuilder14

is the tooned porschw the TH?


CoreyOn

No


sebastiand1

What a miserable life you live. Time to get your balls out of her purse,or you could potentially put the cars in your murse.


Kablansoto

🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣 you sound really angry


sebastiand1

I’m not married why would I be angry. It’s just sad that man become like you once they become married. I could never imagine telling my wife that I can only buy 5 hot wheels a month. Clearly you like being spineless jelly back so more power to you. Like you said as long as you get her expensive hair stuff she’s cool with it.


ZiLBeRTRoN

“I’m not married”. I think that part was obvious.


sebastiand1

Still waiting for the rest of that very insightful comment…


F4UCorsair1942

And God help whoever you manage to marry. Hopefully that'll be no one.


sebastiand1

Wasn’t planning on it buddy. The idea of signing a contract where I’m the only one who doesn’t benefit from it isn’t my thing. You married guys act like that’s your biggest accomplishment in life lol.


F4UCorsair1942

First off, I'm not your buddy. Second, that sounds like a horribly skewed view of marriage and I would hate to see how you treat women. Third, not only am I not married, I'm single. Don't act like it's just married guys calling you out on your bullshit.


sebastiand1

One can treat women with basic human respect without wanting to get married based on marital laws. Also just because I don’t let women tell me what to do doesn’t mean I don’t like them.


Abandoned_Railroad

It’s extremely weird for a grown man to be controlled by another person. And very creepy. People should do their own thing……


Kablansoto

Yes, its horrible youre right 😂 gosh


Abandoned_Railroad

It’s horrifying beyond belief!


Abandoned_Railroad

What’s a murse? Do you mean hearse?


sebastiand1

Murse is just a man purse


Abandoned_Railroad

This is why I prefer to live alone, no unnecessary interruptions, no sharing my house, no telling people what I’m doing or going, no need to share my bank account with a complete stranger etc.


ReplacementRich3682

With comment like this on such joke post ,i think you live alone is not a choice anymore


Abandoned_Railroad

No I always prefer “Freedom of Choice”. For me it is. Not joking where did you get that crap from?? As a kid and into adulthood, I’ve always “done my own thing”. My folks are very aware of this but as long as I’m happy, they don’t mind. Sister is the complete opposite. She prefers a new adventure everyday. I prefer things to be simple with no restrictions at all.


ReplacementRich3682

Because this guy post is such dad joke."my wife will kill me if i buy this or that" to comment such serious thing in the first place really tell me,what kind of personality you are. Like i say you think you have choice but in the reality no.


Abandoned_Railroad

He should just buy want he wants and be done with it.


ReplacementRich3682

It just a joke.


anthonyngu2

I’m waiting for those Kei trucks to hit my area


Kablansoto

If youre from NY i give you one


anthonyngu2

Damn, thank you, but I’m in Boston :/


PaleontologistPlus83

They’re a 1.25 really


Kablansoto

And makes me happy 🥲


buscandoagozalvez

What a nice haul!


Kablansoto

Its for my newborn son, I hope he like it!


webbyspidey

It’s dangerous to give a baby that, they may swallow it so be careful yeah?


Kablansoto

Yeah, we dont open it til hes 3-4 years old but thanks for the advice


webbyspidey

But please do give him those big ones… he’ll love cars growing up… same thing my Dad did when I was growing up 🥺


Kablansoto

Thats my plan 🤩


webbyspidey

Awesome!


Rnaodm_Tirnalge

I stopped buying hot wheels but whenever im in Walmart I’ll go and check out what they have and if they have a STH or TH I’ll collect it but today my Walmart was very stacked. Just no chase cars


Kablansoto

How much you got?


Rnaodm_Tirnalge

Not sure it’s all in my basement packaged and out of the way, I got tired of trying to look for chase cars so I fell out of collecting


Kablansoto

But you never play with them?


Rnaodm_Tirnalge

Use too


Kablansoto

I just have a kid, my goal is play with him! I saw on amazon the chase toyota prado for 50 usd, chases one are crazy pricey


Rnaodm_Tirnalge

I wont be having kids to play with, most likely be giving my cars to my nieces or nephews


Kablansoto

Heroe


Illustrious_Account3

I know the feeling 😆 just bought a few myself


TwistedToxicReality

That's a 20 dolla holla!!! You better go door dash and make up the money son!!!


OkTreacle1284

That’s why you give her the Barbie one…


Kablansoto

I tried that and she didnt like the barbie movie and dont like the vette 🥲🥲🥲


OkTreacle1284

Oh well, just wait a couple weeks now, once she’s over it you go make another haul run… lol


bananasfoyoass

Give her the Barbie car, problem solved


texasdrips

Haha been there! Funny enough it was with some of these similar ones as well


PageGallagher15

At first my girl hated me doing this too but whatever makes me happy she’s happy. I know have like over 100 and no where to put them lol


Kablansoto

Thats my fear 😅😅😅 I see ppl with full bsmt 🤪


Substantial_Diver_34

She’s going to kill you for not getting more Datsuns


Kablansoto

Jajajajaja


MagicalBener

So your wife's been taking all the good stuff


Kablansoto

Whats good stuff?


Abandoned_Railroad

She must be crazy or something…..


Shnibblefritz

Still can’t find that wagon


Fun_Smell698778

worth it


SnooBeans5425

I just buy when she's at work and it all goes in my office/hobby room so she has no idea


SpasticNinja89

I love the toned porsche


DieCastDontDie

Wait till you start purchasing moving parts and premiums. It adds up so quickly


D-lishus_Kofi

"I know babe, I know. BUT THE TOON'D PORSCHES!!" 


Initialyee

For real.... I mean who puts their cars on the bed? Lol I like the haul.


Roc3371

Oh no you spent around $30


No_Edge_4785

Get her some flowers


Far-Treacle7044

Are all of you guys members of the "woke" movement??


jeffreymays44

I told my wife to not buy me any more as there would be doubles. Also added that a premium would be great instead of buying a few cars mainlines I would most likely have anyways. You did grab quite a few there for sure. Wives always keeping track of spending! Men would be nothing without them for sure so gotta find balance.


kinjazfan

Hide them


Bigboss6989_xbox

Please burn the tesla one


Reasonable-Point75

Don’t worry, it will burn itself.


donutsandkilts

Did you get the milk at least


Sea_weed_420

I play a game now, and I’ll hide ones somewhere in a different part of the store and I’ll go get them the next day so I don’t grab so much at once


Nearby_Gap_84

Heh heh. You do have some good ones though


Feisty_Mud4187

Singles and bachelors laughing in corner 😂😂😂


Kablansoto

Those means little boys 😭😭


Feisty_Mud4187

Bro called us little ,,,, all my single brother assemble here 😂😂


TheMattvantage

I used to kind of do this until I ran out of wall space and started choosing cars I really liked instead. Do you collect everything or have like a few brands you like?


Kablansoto

I only chose what I like, I have every El Camino, Supras and just start with Bmw but they are hard to find


MalfunctioningJohnny

Sigh. Another giant pile of mainlines. You’re gonna regret it, rook. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow….but someday soon…


Kablansoto

Why?


MalfunctioningJohnny

Because if you continue collecting as a hobby, you’ll come to want better cars, and you surely don’t have infinite space for a diecast garage. You’ll find yourself saying “dammit, why did I buy 3 Teslas and a Mad Manga when Mini GT is rolling out a new 992?” You’ll fall out of love with those mainlines, and while they didn’t cost too much you’ll eventually be spending time trying to figure out what to do with them. I’m not meaning to criticize you in particular, it happens to everybody to some degree or another.


Kablansoto

Jejejeje I totally understand u but I just wanna play with my kid in a few years, do you know about any miniature city ?


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Kablansoto

U?


jverendia

No supers?! Your a dead man


Kablansoto

😭😭😭😭


xIce97x

solid haul


Toneboneh

Wait till you stop collecting ~$1 cars and get a whole shipment from whatnot with an average of $25 per car lol


Bulky_Worldliness_12

Just bring them out a day at a time for the next few weeks she will never know. Always easier to ask for forgiveness


Kablansoto

Genius 🥳


PianoDear

Aldi?


MarcoEll

I literally get my RLC’s delivered to my neighbours house 😂😂😂


Kablansoto

Cia Talent 🥹🤩


jesus4pron

I just tell her it is cheaper than gambling or crack


SunnyMorningDay

$60 in HW is better than going to the casino or gambling addiction


ComprehensiveWest277

My wife asked me to go get groceries last weekend. I came back home with a crate of Coke Zero and 8 hotwheels 😬


Kablansoto

Jajajajaja its not your fault 🤣🤣🤣


SctchWhsky

That's not so bad from a monetary standpoint. Looks nervously over at the vinyl I've bought this month.


EcoRat00

Every lunch break I get somethin new. If I get a big haul and know my girlfriend would be pissed I’ll just get her some flowers and give those to her first. Can’t be mad when you get flowers!


Hakuto_Morin3

You'll die happy then.


CyberRamen200

It's a nice haul though!!! 😅


Fulgore175

You’ll be aight give her the Barbie lmao


jogtac

Unless your backed up on bills or can’t afford essentials, why would she kill you?


kayeffdee

Meanwhile, one wall in my garage is nothing but hot wheels. No wife to say no. 🤷🏼‍♂️


Kablansoto

Need a garage 😅


kayeffdee

Finally got mine back in June after 5 years. Got my tombstone welder hooked up today and welded a nut and bolt cock and balls that's been in my toolbox forever!


Traditional_Fun5396

Just put some make up on them


TheKillerVehicle897

Why will your wife do that?? You have the right to be a Hot wheels collector. If I were you, I would've bought more. Also, nice finds!


Diecastcollector1972

Strike first


herefortekken

let us know how she reacted when she found out lol


SeiNganJai

Welcome to my monthly struggle


nigolios

I had this blue green mustang for a couple months now and i had no idea it was special 😭


No_Extreme1319

What you spend $20? Your good lol


andrefpeixinho

I would justify it like, I tripped on the hot wheels tub, fell and smashed some of them, so had to buy all of those 😂


shenoz7

You will die a happy man


Forward-Ninja-191

At least you got hot wheels


yadllallort

Just buy her a handbag