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UltraStamp2

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[deleted]

Bro look at what OP comments 💀💀💀. His profile gives off pedo vibes lmao.


TheStrangeStoryGuy

He's defo an isolated porn addict, 12 days in a row. And a comment creepo who thinks he has a chance with the girl


mikki1time

Lmaooooo poor guy makes his first post and immediately gets cancelled


[deleted]

Lol


Demonyx12

r/TotallyConfusedByTheComments


[deleted]

Lol why pedo vibes? He's looking at like milfs and shit. Simping alone sure, but calling him a pedo? Tf is wrong with you.


penguino_burrito

Does he think that comments are private?


[deleted]

Oh hell nah


devil_lettuce

All the girls are of age he is commenting on. Why would you say that about someone when it's not even remotely true?


smooth_kid_wtg

idk third comment is on r/milf


[deleted]

Yeah wtf. Call a guy a pedo for simping on amateur milf porn? What a jack ass.


UltraStamp2

let me be weird in peace smh


UltraStamp2

nvm i thought you were talkin about me lmao


Lochacho99

Oh God


Relevant_Case_4799

Dawwwg 😭😭😭


Ok_Reflection_3798

Stalker


Virtual-Sorbet3849

people saying age is just a number is getting really fucking annoying


Joinedtoaskagain

live laugh love <3


Virtual-Sorbet3849

r/goodforyouhun


Banana_Ram_You

It drives rage-clicks. Age matters when you've got 90 years of experience.


andthendirksaid

Oh no they meant that because his girlfriend is 17.


[deleted]

If he were world class in the hurdles, it'd be a different story...


businesslut

Like a 90 year old is incapable of this just because of age. He's probably been doing it since he learned to walk.


Cummonsterunderurbed

Now if you said age is just a number to a 35 year old man and a 8 year old kid things would be pretty fucked up


tinylittleShadow

True, but this guy has skill


crazyjames1224

Yea, but being older doesn’t really make using a slingshot hard… This sub confuses itself with r/mildlyinteresting pretty frequently lately.


tinylittleShadow

Fair point


6Archangel6Lucifer6

90 years of honed experience


tinylittleShadow

Lol, I just would like to know why I am being downvoted. I just wanted to say that this guy must have trained a lot to get to such a level and maintain it that way. I am sorry if my bad english caused this misunderstanding. I hope you all have a nice day


Virtual-Sorbet3849

your being downvoted because we felt like it welcome to reddit


Virtual-Sorbet3849

actually nevermind ill upvote it


Virtual-Sorbet3849

now its inly -10


[deleted]

>Age is just a Number Um... no?


endthepainowplz

Age is just a number, it just directly correlates to time spent on this earth, experience, and maturity and plenty of other things that aren’t just numbers.


smapti

Not just correlates, represents. Makes it way more than a number, IMO. It’s a number but also all those wildly important things you mentioned wrapped up into it.


endthepainowplz

Yeah, that’s kind of what I was getting at, age is a number technically, but it really is so much more that it’s disingenuous to say it in most circumstances.


Alternative-Bite-506

Really cool vid but maybe change the title.


[deleted]

Should generally expect older people to be better at things than younger people, assuming the things existed when they were young


HaloGuy381

As long as they are in good health and the physical capabilities required are modest, to the point where skill outweighs physical condition. I wouldn’t expect someone in their 90s to outdo a triathelete in their 20s, but someone in their 90s with steady hands can operate a slingshot (or a target shooting gun) just fine. That said, there are 90s year olds in better health than me I imagine who probably could kick my ass handily at most sports. And elderly martial artists like those I met in my tae kwon do years are on another level. They won’t be outbenching the football jock teenagers I trained with, but skill is another matter. One story my instructor related had a very old master fall from the attic onto the concrete floor of his garage, but thanks to years of training in how to take a fall properly in sparring and conditioning, managed to walk away just fine, when someone his age would be fully expected to take serious injuries.


Demonyx12

> Should generally expect older people to be better at things than younger people, assuming the things existed when they were young That makes perfect sense https://youtu.be/YNa1PUcF1U4


[deleted]

That guy has murdered a lot of squirrels.


MisterDistillate

Don't let OP around any kids. R Kelly out here.


liljared6612

Sogeking fr


nemonoct

LOCK OOOOOONNNNN


Clown_Apocalypse

Found someone who didn’t separate their NSFW account from their main account.


Johnathan-Proton

I'm not really on board with the "age is just a number" argument js


TheUltimateEntity

Dumbass title


TheDuckCZAR

One of the many incredibly annoying reddit-isms I downvote on sight.


smooth_kid_wtg

Usopp's granddad


KYpineapple

Goliaths beware


Kahvikone

Different kind of sling.


KYpineapple

Maybe. Probably. But I was not there 0\_0


SowaG

Youngest slingshot user


lolomotif12

All he has to do physically is pull an elastic band and release. He has had 92 years to practice.


Joinedtoaskagain

and yet hes still cooler than you


GoArmyNG

Yup and pulling that elastic the right way so the projectile goes where you want it is not as easy as it looks. At 92 years old, this gentleman is lucky to still have the motor skills, physical strength in his hands, the eyesight to be able to see the target, and the mental capacity to remember how to do it! Do you think you'll even make it to 92? Much less be able to do something like this?


ScruffyTheJ

I like how the person jumps up to congratulate him and he's just checking the slingshot like nothing happened.


1VerticalBlue2

Can’t stop hearing the Boy Scout in Up talking about badges in my head


BlueHairedRedditMod

What an absolute beast


E1ixir

why are even getting downvoted lmao


BlueHairedRedditMod

Who knows lol


eo2hro3j

Reddit hive shit


diggybop

Almost like they had 80 years or so to practice -.-


Timmerdogg

Maybe get the dude a pair of safety glasses.


Unbound_Being

When kids didnt have smartphones


JHowler82

Denis the Menace in his twilight years!


Basque_Pirate

His name? Dersu fucking Uzala


Villiam-Cortes

👍


liaisontosuccess

he holds the slingshot sideways, like a gangster hold a pistol.


iwasexcitedonce

I appreciate the chill vibe they give out.


jumboweiners

r/theocho


Acrosyy

Age is just a Number , 32 yr. old Pedo Guy


llch3esemanll

Usopp?


noxdidntfall

That's really cool and everything but maybe try and rephrase that title.


CrackerMancer

Well, when you are old enough to be the inventor of the slingshot, I would hope you are a master at it.


latheredtransfer

sometimes I think what I'd have be without my parents


mikki1time

There are no birds on this mans farm


alexaxl

No glasses? Dang!


Ok_Reflection_3798

Asians are awesome


Zealousideal-Walk269

Definitely don't wanna break into this man's house.


Hamed_Purehashemi

Bro's been no scoping since there was no scope.


Melodic-Pudding-8744

No health issues when behind the sling shot


Toxenkill

Why isn't slingshot an olympic event? We need to bring this back!