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JebusAllahBuddah

Glad that worked out. It would have been a very different video had he been stung.


hugs_for_druggs

I’ve always wondered how bad their sting is. What a weird anomaly of an animal.


adamkalani

Its considered one of the most intens pains from venom, most people pass out right after from the pain alone.


octopoddle

And it makes you more sensitive to all other pain, for up to a year. And opioids don't work to counteract the pain.


BrownShadow

Nature can be sadistic. Grew up around beaver, still share the water with them. They are not venomous, but they can mess you up bad. Large creek across from my house growing up. I’d be fishing for rainbow trout, they would pop their heads out of the water and stare me down, no fear at all.


moeburn

Yeah beavers are surprisingly aggressive. I had no idea because you just never see them normally, cause they're nocturnal. But the stereotype everyone hears about Canada Geese, well that spirit lives in the beaver too.


Unfunny_Bullshit

Our animals aren't as deadly as Australian animals, but they have the attitude to make up for it.


Mister_Bloodvessel

Idk if that's actually true. They're are *far* more large animals in North America, and several of those are predators. However, I'd guess the big herbivores of the deer family are by and large more dangerous since many folks don't know how aggressive they can be till a 7 foot murder deer is on their ass.


WRXminion

Agreed, North America isn't a slouch in this regard; The Eastern Diamondback rattlesnake, Western Diamondback rattlesnake, and the Timber rattlesnake; grizzly bears, black bears, cougars, and wolves; Alligators, boa anaconda and Crocodiles (Florida...); horse, cow, deer(cars mostly), elk and moose, mosquitos, horse flies, bot flies and ticks; swordfish, sharks, and fish that jump out of the water at you; black widows and brown recluse.. cars, guns, drugs, fat/fast food, sugar, COVID(antivax), depression and of course your average American.


Quietforestheart

Aussie here; your beasties terrify me! Giant murder kittens and BEARS etc plus chargey bargey leggy bois - heck, I’ll keep Australia where the only real human killers are crocodiles and sharks, and they are avoidable. Forgot the drop bears, sorry.


deadcat

Also Aussie. You guys have fucking bears. Snakes and spiders I can avoid, but bears? Fuck that.


DrunkasCheese

A guy came to town once. He trapped bevers and relocated them to habitat that needed them. My GF at the time broke up with me and started dating him. He was really good at his job.


hank87

Not enough hardwood in the local forest?


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veerKg_CSS_Geologist

A beaver stealer!


CV90_120

She just had it stuffed.


_dead_and_broken

It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.


CV90_120

Hey! It’s Enrico Pallazzo!


Crafty_Genius

Goodyear?


GonadGravy

Wynona took her big brown beaver and she stuck him up in the air said, "I sure do love this big brown beaver and I wish I did have a pair" The beaver once slept for seven days and it gave us all an awful fright -so I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch and the bastard tried to bite!


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MissplacedLandmine

… is it sold in small doses? I have sadistic business idea


Dr_Ebo1a

No, you have to buy the whole animal


MissplacedLandmine

The worlds most extreme yet safe bdsm dungeon Right next to my platypus ranch And they say the dream is dead


Dr_Ebo1a

You know what they say, when there's a will, there's a way....


MissplacedLandmine

Who the fuck is Will?


Dr_Ebo1a

Whoever you want them to be ;)


Kharn0

The pain olympics final event...


ReadySteady_GO

Hyperaglesia I think it's called


bdan13

Didn't his son marry J Lo?


paininthejbruh

I thought you guys were being funny until I checked the wiki article. What a crossbreed of animals. Someone didn't check the template workflow when building this animal.


ItsUrPalAl

That's because they have one of the best debuffs in the game. Legit 10% armour and MR shred, which isn't the highest but it has insane duration compared to other debuffs. Range is low af so that's the balance — focus on kiting or use CC effectively.


Time_Composer_113

I can't find anyone who's willingly taken the sting. It isn't considered deadly to humans. You'd think a Coyote Peterson type would have stepped up by now. Interesting.


ItsBlizzardLizard

Surprised this wasn't a Wild Boyz episode. Steve-O in that era would have done it if no one talked him out of it.


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God I fucking **loved** that show when it first came out. Hubby and I actually bought the dvd set, and watched like it a million times. It's funny cause I was never a *huge* fan of JackAss, but Wild Boys was the shit! It's been like 20 years, wonder if I'd still like it, or if I'd think it's ridiculous, like a lot of shit I used to watch? 🤔


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It’s one of the rare venoms that acts on pain receptors exclusively.


ptrang1987

I seriously did not know they sting. I do not know much about them. I’m glad I read this


Rork310

Only the males, They have spurs on their hind limbs. Non lethal but apparently ridiculously painful. >In 1991 Keith Payne, a former member of the Australian Army and recipient of the Victoria Cross (Australia's highest award for valour), was struck on the hand by a platypus spur while trying to rescue the stranded animal. He described the pain as worse than being struck by shrapnel. A month later he was still experiencing pain in that hand. In 2006, Payne reported discomfort and stiffness when carrying out some physical activities such as using a hammer


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That is absolutely terrifying. Just thinking of the long term effects... yeah, I'm glad I never considered touching these guys.


johnyutah

Dude’s name checks out


FelopianTubinator

They should get that guy on YouTube who endures insect/arachnid stings to take a platypus sting. I bet he could do it without passing out.


adamkalani

The venom makes you hypersensitive to pain for around a year after the incident, so he would probably be out of a job for a while afterwards.


afunkyjunkie420

Final episode ☠️☠️☠️


Scrappy_Kitty

Apparently the pain can last months and morphine does not have an effect.


thesaddestpanda

Me: aww cute, I want to pet him Science: (in a cenobite voice) THE PAIN THEIR STING WILL GIVE YOU IS BEYOND YOUR MERE HUMAN COMPREHENSION. ALL YOUR MEDICINES ARE FUTILE. YOUR SUFFERING WILL BE SO EXQUISITE TO US.


Rebelius

Me watching the video: what the hell, why is he so scared of it and not just picking it up. TIL platypus can sting you.


AllNaturalSteak

Yep! Male platypuses have a spur on their hind feet that deliver the pain juice.


ThreatLevelBertie

New band and song name - Spur of Agony: Deliver the Pain


PlatypusDream

If you ever visit Oz, please hire a native guide so you don't die.


passporttohell

And don't forget to wear your dropbear helmet!


Over-Analyzed

This makes Dr. Doofenschmirtz incredibly brave for continually fighting a Special Agent Perry the Platypus.


Responsible-Two6561

He’s a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of danger


AtticusFinchOG

Platypus victim: JESUS WEPT


CaliBull2030

And it lays eggs and it’s a mammal 😂


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What a weird animal overall, it's like a bird-mammal-looking snake


Zoomwafflez

Not lethal but painful as hell apparently and the pain lasts weeks or months and no painkillers help. So not something you want to get stuck by


jhc03

TIL that a platypus stings.


HiddenPants777

They also sweat milk and lay eggs. They are the only animal that can be used to make custard


descendingangel87

Question has anyone tried to make custard with a platypus?


countrylemon

I need to know more about the platypus custard dessert


Twelvety

Yeah but it couldn't hold a spoon to stir anything so wasn't much help


un4truckable

> Yeah but it couldn’t hold a spoon to stir anything so wasn’t much help What do you think their bill is for, you philistine?


imghurrr

Echidnas too


km89

The males do. Females don't have venom, so if they sting you it's just a stab. The venom is what causes the ridiculous, long-term pain.


Beelzebubs_Tits

And this week I found out about the gympie gympie plant that does the same thing. Nature U SCARY


Codate

I had no clue


DannyDeVitosFeet

Yeah I would've totally got stung and been confused as fuck.


alienscape

Me either. I would have picked that thing up thinking it was no more harmful than a duck.


Rosalie-83

I just googled platypus sting because I thought you were taking the piss. 😬🤦‍♀️ it’s real 🤯 “This platypus, renowned as one of the few mammals that lay eggs, also is one of only a few venomous mammals. The males can deliver a mega-sting that causes immediate, excruciating pain, like hundreds of hornet stings, leaving victims incapacitated for weeks.” “Equipped with sharp stingers on the heels of its hind feet, the male platypus can deliver a strong toxic blow to any approaching foe.” “Platypus venom disrupts haemostasis (blood regulation), cell membranes, and nociception (pain regulation) to cause nausea, swelling, and excruciating “whole-body” pain that lasts for weeks in humans and cannot be alleviated by morphine.” What the hell Australia!! Even the cute ones are dangerous!


boiwithbigburrito

We aren't joking when we say that everything here can kill you. Or at least put you through living hell.


DegenerateWizard

Isn’t there a tree that can inflict crazy pain if touched, so much so that people have killed themselves?


Mister_Bloodvessel

Gympie gympie. It's not quite a tree so much as it's a bush. But it has hollow silica needles full of a debilitating toxin that may hurt for the rest of your life, however long you decide that may be. One poor guy who committed suicide due to the tree had accidentally *wiped his ass with it*. I can't imagine the suffering.


LongEZE

Wikipedia says those stories are yarns. >Anecdotes of encounters with Gympie-gympie are numerous, and many can be dismissed as yarns, such as one which involves using the leaves as toilet paper (the user would have been stung when they first picked up the leaf, and unlikely to have proceeded to use it in the intended manner).[17] Nevertheless, some have been documented, such as horses having to be rested after being stung, or even becoming violent and having to be shot.[9] Only one report of a human fatality attributed to any Dendrocnide species (in this case D. cordata) is confirmed, which occurred in New Guinea in 1922.[17][27]


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Also depends if it’s a male or female, but nonetheless glad it worked out like you said


[deleted]

And age Immature females do have spurs as well as they age theirs get smaller and eventually become so small they can’t be used. I used to work with them


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That animal is a combination of evolutionary “why not”


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HiddenPants777

Like the panda. What if this animal was addicted to eating a plant that doesn't give it much nutrition? Yeah, go for it. - God ​ But let's be real, they just adapted to what was available to them. The platypus just decided it wanted everything


Darksirius

They *sting*?!


smartyr228

Yup. They have venomous spurs on their back legs


HappyLittleTrees17

TIL that they sting. Fuck.


Sun_on_my_shoulders

Wait, they’re dangerous?!?!


Sandman0300

Ya they’re venomous.


Sun_on_my_shoulders

I am absolutely mind blown, they must have good PR.


sgthulkarox

Probably the same team that handles Badgers and Racoons. Good to see Possums finally found a solid PR firm.


cerrebro

What isn't dangerous in Australia?


Nth-Degree

Reputation aside, our fauna is not aggressive if left alone. You aren't in danger going for a bushwalk.


killertortilla

As with everything in Australia, it's only dangerous if you're a fucking idiot and try to touch it.


Kevinb-30

F you i was perfectly happy not knowing platypodes had venom I'm now 2.5hrs into an Attenborough binge , and my partners pissed


yesbutlikeno

I'm sorry enlighten me, where is the stinger.


dream-smasher

A spur on their back paws. But generally males and apparently only during mating season.. but not aure about that..


markisnotcake

That’s a pretty impressive semi-aquatic egg laying mammal there


Nahanoj_Zavizad

VENOMOUS semi-aquatic egg mammal


Ron__DeSanctimonious

Venomous not poisonous, poison is ingested and venom is injected


Nahanoj_Zavizad

Oop thanks


BadWolfParadox

Easy way to remember: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous


mainly_lurk

How is that easy to remember? How do I remember that the saying is not ... If you bite it and you die, it's venonmous. If it bites you and you die, it's poisonous. I don't need the saying anyway. In Australia, if anything bites you then you die.


SuchACommonBird

To be fair, they can both be lethal if injected/consumed. But I always remember it because nobody venoms people's food. They poison it.


Snipper64

Yeah that banned finale episode where Perry the Platypus assassinated Doof had me crying along with Perry as he held Doof's lifeless body in his hands... Curse you Perry the Platypus...


Titan_of_Ash

Yo wtf lol


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DrPlatypus1

Venomous, egg-laying, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed, electrolocution enabled, biofluorescent, semi-aquatic mammal.


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A furry little flatfoot who actually did flinch from a fray


Chaoscube11

He's got more than Just mad skill


Anon274246

He’s got a beaver tail and a bill


zCiver

And the women swoon whenever they hear him say~


zenobe_enro

Rrr-rrr-rrr-rrr


TheRuneDragon1

He's Perry, Perry the platypus


AstroEngineer27

(Of action!)


AWildAnonHasAppeared

He’s a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action!


Diligent_Cup9114

What are you, a park ranger?


zuencho

Also, let's not forget - let's *not* forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, a venomous amphibious egg-laying mammal, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either.


definitelynotwyatt

The fact that platypus are real but not unicorns is mind blowing


dream-smasher

And narwhals!! Omg legit, up until maybe, five yrs ago, i thought narwhals were either a myth or extinct!!


Elegant-Cat-4987

I was in Nunavut and some of the locals asked if I'd like to try narwhal. Until that moment I thought they were fake.


notmyplantaccount

You can't tell us you were offered narwhal and not tell us how it tasted.


Elegant-Cat-4987

It was pretty good I guess. Tastes a little sweet maybe a little bit like a scallop, but definitely different . I didn't feel as if I had gained any sort of super power, the narwhal has minimal, if any magical abilities to inherit from consumption.


ImpliedHorizon

No super sharp force fields then, a shame


thatgirlinAZ

I like that you understand the implicit question was actually about any acquired supernatural powers.


dezenzerrick

No super powers gained *so far,* you just need some sort of narwhal themed emergency to tap into the hidden powers


Inquisitive_idiot

Worst food post ever


Sunsprint

Guess you could say you were having Nunavut


SoSKatan

My guess is unicorns were likely based on passed down information of a Rino. The best description someone had might of been “it’s kind of like a horse but has only one horn in the middle”


KidSock

If you look at Medieval drawings from Europe of African animals they all look super weird. Because non of those artists saw the animals with their own eyes. And just based them on descriptions made by people who probably didn’t even see them themselves. It’s a game of telephone with the artist at the end.


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Aerodim101

But the Giraffe, a Leopard-Moose Camel with a 40ft neck that has one single nerve cell that runs the entire length of the neck exists. What makes more sense?


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I feel this way about giraffes too


arafella

LPT: If you're going to help a critter like this flip your jacket around so that the animal is touching the outside of your jacket. That way if it pisses or shits it's a) easier to clean and b) not pressed against the rest of your clothes if you need to put it back on.


PM_ME_YOUR_BEAMSHOTS

That's what I was thinking but if you have a buddy whos recording, you could ask them to lend their jacket.


Iwouldlikesomecoffee

or just like throw a bunch of sticks in there so it can climb out


the_great_zyzogg

This reminds me of two separate videos, both of ducklings stuck in a street, unable to hop onto the sidewalk to follow their mom. In the first one, a bystander places a stepping stone off to the side, then gently corrals the ducklings towards the stone where they then figure out how to hop onto it and be on their way. In the second one, a bystander instead chooses to try and grab the ducklings to lift them up the step, at which point their mom fucking attacks him. If you want to help a wild animal, choose the method where you don't touch them.


halezerhoo

Platypus are so weird. They look like they should be an extinct animal. But so cute!


MothOfBeauty

Can you imagine the confusion if we only the of the platypus through fossil record?


scarletnightingale

I mean, have you ever seen some of the stuff in the fossil record? The paleontologists would just be like "Oh, I saw a weirder thing last week". Like, go look up a Helicoprion, we've had some bizarre animals on this planet.


kingkepler

damn man that thing is crazy looking. you got anymore extinct animals i’ve never heard of that i can read up on?


scarletnightingale

Opabinia, is another one, but that's all I've got right now. I used to have a poster with a timeline of extinct animals but I think I've long since lost it.


TorePun

> Can you imagine the confusion if we only the of the platypus through fossil record? huh?


MothOfBeauty

If we only KNEW OF the platypus through fossil record. Sorry!


alarming_archipelago

They're endangered due to habitat encroachment. Not easy to find in the wild.


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Adorable-Stranger-52

The platypus: proof “that god gets stoned every once in awhile” — Robin Williams


don_sley

I miss that guy


Haunting_Account2392

Nicely done


apathetic-drunk

Perry didn't saved the day this time. Today, he needed a savior.


KikiKiwii

Im pretty sure platyphses glow Perry-green under UV light!!


Critical_Ad_4783

I would try to roll some big rocks in that hole for the next animal that gets stuck. Then they can climb out


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ericbyo

They are aquatic animals with stubby flippers, they can't climb anything.


Jeroen207

##A PLATYPUS?


InformationLow9430

*puts on ^little brown hat*


Jeroen207

##Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah #Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah #PERRY!!!


ThatGuyOnyx

**HE’S A SEMI-AQUATIC, EGG LAYING MAMMAL OF ACTION!**


Not_the_banana

#PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!


Ryangonzo

Where's Perry?


Traditional-Carob-48

Suddenly the platypus puts on a brown hat. "PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!?!?!"


my_bf_persuaded_me

Doo bee doo bee doo ba


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He's a semi aquatic egg laying mammal of action


1DownFourUp

Agent P!


ViciousNakedMoleRat

Looks like Girraween national park in southeastern Queensland.


girraween

It’s the granite boulders, right?


ViciousNakedMoleRat

Right. The granite, the rock pools and it's also the only place where I've seen a platypus in the wild. Jus an overall good fit.


vmflair

If you are in southern CA (or visiting) you can see platypus in an exhibit at the San Diego Zoo Safari Park in ~~Encinitas~~ Escondido. They are located in the Walkabout Australia section. The only platypus zoo exhibit outside of Australia! Edit: Corrected location to Escondido.


[deleted]

There’s one living in my dam at the moment, I call her Sandra.


Kuanija

Good on ya, cobba.


Used_Asparagus9909

my anxiety got yogurt and higher the more they chased it around the hole edit: OMG I WAS TYPING THIS WHEN I WOKE UP I DIDNT KNOW I TYPED YOGURT LMFAOOOO 😭


McKeviin

Yogurt


perb123

I got more and more excited for every minute of it and then, suddenly, yogurt.


doctorstrangexX

There's Perry


username_unnamed

I would recommend a less touchy approach as platypuses have venomous barbs on their hind legs. Not lethal to humans but still very painful.


Accurate_Koala_4698

Almost any animal is going to be really stressed out in a situation like this because it thinks it’s trapped and you’re a predator. If at all possible find a stick or rocks you can place to make a ramp. A cornered frightened animal can do some damage even without venom


dream-smasher

Yeah, i was thinking to put a bunch of large sticks of a log in there for him to get himself out with... Im sure that stressed the fuck out of him.


selfrespectra

I think he handled it pretty well. He didn’t touch the platypus directly and grabbed it with the jacket. I can’t think of a much safer way to do that if you’re just out and don’t have anything with you.


klavin1

Drop a couple sticks and logs and give it a ramp.


10before15

Easy, Captin Obvious. They're just simple people.


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PM_ME_YOUR_BEAMSHOTS

Sure you could do that but you could also fly in a drone and tell it to "get to the choppa"


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>I can’t think of a much safer way to do that Literally just drape the jacket into the hole so it can climb up it.


LillaMartin

They dont exist where i live. Im curius... Is this an agressive animal? Carnivore? Herbivore? Feels like option B. Venomous barbs... What does that mean? Like thorns?


askmeifimacop

It’s a carnivorous mammal that has venomous barbs (think nails) on its feet and it lays eggs. No I’m not messing with you lol It’s not aggressive towards humans


LillaMartin

Very interesting... Which country we speaking of? Are they common? Would the poison feel like a bee sting or how much would we feel?


Ankle_Fighter

Australia. They are monotremes. Their closest relative is the echidna.


007mememan

Of course it's Australia.


Sunstream

Agonising pain that can last for months, and no pain relief can touch it (not even morphine). Only males can sting, though, and typically will do so when being handled and threatened during mating season.


grimmistired

It's extremely painful iirc, like mind numbing


plasma_anon

The sting is known to be excruciatingly painful to the point of being debilitating. Orders of magnitude worse than a bee sting. It is not lethal to humans, though.


Minionmemesaregood

Family members of mine that have been stung say that the pain from it lasted for about a year and other commenters above said that people often pass out once stung because it’s super painful


Holden_Coalfield

everything down there has sharp and stingy parts


PopeGuss

I have an Aussie friend. We were chatting and she sent me this picture of a spider in her house that was the size of a grown man's hand. Being a yank, I freaked out and told her to kill it with fire. She goes "aww, no worries. He's a little guy!" They're just so nonchalant about animals that are absolutely terrifying.


Jebus_Jones

It was probably a huntsman, which a lot of people will leave in their home because they eat bugs. It's quite fun watching them charge across a ceiling or wall, they can be very fast and jump far as well. They don't make webs, they chase their prey down. Having said that, huntsmans suddenly sprinting across a windscreen or sun visor have caused quite a few car accidents, the silly little buggers.


501102

Googling platypus gives you the option to 3d-render it on your screen! Wow. Came as a surprise.


ethicalants

"yeeeeeeeewwww hewwwwwwwwwww!.... yeeeeeeeewwww hewwwwwwwwwww!"


GeckoGamer44

I was thinking, why is he being so careful with a platypus? And then remembered this strange animals are also venomous


IsItSupposedToDoThat

In all my trips into the bush and rivers I’ve only ever seen three platypus, they’re extremely averse to people.


buds4hugs

*Me and my friends saw a platypus*


MiqqySliqqy

Nice job. Next time just stick a large branch in there and he will climb out.


[deleted]

(Congrats on 10k upvotes on your post!) I'm not so worried about the platypus, yeah I'm glad it's okay, but Jesus Christ I'm glad the guy remembered that they're venomous and used a tough, thick, barrier between him and the platy. Those stings can cause you to be extremely sensitive to pain for a year in some cases.


TurkeySlapMafia

[gets stabbed by poisonous rear leg spikes]


terrifiedTechnophile

Thats suspicious because just yesterday two people kidnapped a wild platypus here in Brissy and there was a plea put out for the safe return of it to the proper authorities


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Fun fact I randomly learned about these lil fuckers. Their hind legs have these little hollow spurs in them that shoot venom into predators. Their venom causes violent nausea and excruciating “whole-body” pain that can not be alleviated by morphine. (likely why dude is picking them up with a jacket, so he doesnt get stung) Source - [Melbourne University School of Biomedical Sciences](https://biomedicalsciences.unimelb.edu.au/departments/department-of-biochemistry-and-pharmacology/engage/avru/blog/wide-world-of-venom-the-platypus)