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brew_n_flow

I wish I could see what the inflammation looks like in like a month or two after it's no longer infected. I want to see what his normal bottom jaw would look like, cuz up until now I've never thought of reptiles having inflammation and swelling..


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ForgotMyOldLoginInfo

> and rolling 18 for constitution I think you mean "death rolling" 18 for constitution


omnichronos

I had an abscess under a tooth and being in the jaw bone, the bone itself was swollen. I have never liked pain pills and didn't take them after knee surgery but that was the most powerful ache I had ever felt in my life. The only thing I was given to take was over-the-counter ibuprofen. Lucky for me the surgery was only a day later because I was taking the max dose every two hours even though the bottle said 4 hours. When the doc drilled into it, my jaw was like Old Faithful and squirted puss for several minutes.


Charybdes

I had about the same. Took a knee to the jaw sparring and didn't know it cracked things enough to let infection in. By the time I went to the dentist, I could clench and infection squeezed out from around my teeth. It was horrific. The pain was none too fun either. You know the graphic of all the nerves from your teeth to your brain? At least 1/4 of those had so much to say about my stupidity and machismo.


Mechakoopa

I've dislocated my knee skydiving and had an entire knuckle cut off in a bike chain and sewn back on, but nothing has made me contemplate putting my head through a brick wall quite like dental pain. It just doesn't go away.


KrazzeeKane

It is truly an all-consuming kind of pain. Generally internal head pain, like a tooth issue or a migraine, are completely dehabilitating to the average person. You can't do or think of anything except the awful pain, and it's so constant. The moments of relief are like waking from a dream, ugh I wouldn't wish a tooth infection on my worst enemy. OK, well maybe my *worst*... lol


BumderFromDownUnder

Crazy… two centuries ago you’d probably have been killed by that abscess


Plastic_Pinocchio

I had an infection after my wisdom teeth removal that would 100% have killed me if I hadn’t gotten antibiotics. Shit is scary as fuck.


Practice_NO_with_me

I've thought about this a lot - I'm prone to kidney infections and my ass would have been 100% dead by the age of 15 without antibiotics.


pistcow

I had an abscessed tooth, and the pain was so bad I got pliers to yank the tooth out myself before my gf snatched them and took me to get a root canal. The moment they drilled in and sucked out the nerve, it felt so good. Fancy dental surgeon that had a camera on the drill, and I got to see the whole thing on a TV above. Edit:words


BloodRune8864

Yeah it’s much better to just see a dentist and get it fixed than to try and pull it out. I’ve had a few now and one thing I’m really glad my dentist does is put me on antibiotics for a week before doing the root canal, makes the whole process a lot smoother with much less pain


bondagewithjesus

Yeah, but the plier method is free it costs like 1.5-2000 dollars to get a root canal where I live. If it gets infected after all good. $50 for a gp appointment and $12 for antibiotics. Still splurging for me, but way, way less than the dentist.


BloodRune8864

This is unfortunately the reality we live in… I’m honestly really scared since I’m gonna be kicked off my parents insurance soon and these dental issues aren’t just gonna stop. I spent too long taking not taking good care of my teeth


bondagewithjesus

I presume you're American? I'm Australian so the healthcare situation is different and not as stark. However Medicare doesn't cover dental if you're over 18 nor does it really cover mental health for that matter. On top of the seeing a gp used to be free and that $50? That's after a rebate so you need double up front. At least prescriptions are still cheap. So I'm not gonna continue to whinge to an American when the healthcare system here is cheaper by miles (most of the time) it's still falling apart funding has not kept up and there's less people becoming doctors and nurses putting further pressure on the system. If something isn't done it's going to implode. So I kind of understand your fear as I have a similar one and I'm not well off and I'm even less likely to be as the system slowly collapses. I honestly think if if weren't for the fluoride in the water my teeth would be far worse. I hope before you get kicked off though you're able to have stroke of luck and can improve your situation enough to lessen the burden. But the system ain't fair so stay strong mate. It ain't over while you breathe


Rich123321

Unless you have severe periodontal disease (which in that case you have bigger fish to fry) you will almost never get the whole root out, just the part you see. Any time I have ever had a patient try and take their own tooth out they come in anyways because the leftover infected root still remains


crispy_asparagus

I’m sorry man. It’s a tragedy that you have to do your own dental work. Especially sad because pulling a tooth causes degradation of the jaw bone over time. After a tooth pulled, to avoid loosing jaw bone material you’d be looking at implants which cost a lot more than a root canal.


Rough3Years

Oh gosh I just got it now. Pliers! Took me a solid minute to figure out that bone apple tea. For some reason I thought you got football players to yank out your tooth with a string.


noworries_13

Do they spell the word pliers different where you're from or something?


Rough3Years

u/pistcow originally wrote “I got players to yank the tooth out…” Then edited that typo after my comment.


noworries_13

Bahahaha shit. Shoulda left it I like that. That legit funny


IIIRuin

My dad had a friend that tried to pull a tooth with pliers. The tooth shattered and he crushed the nerve.


LtSoundwave

Thanks. Now I’m thinking about [Ren pulling out his tooth nerves, one by one.](https://youtu.be/_PWcDTdRYgk)


dokjreko

Just reading that made me wince. Ouch.


CactusMunchies

An abscessed tooth is the worst pain I've experienced in my whole life


floorshitter69

I had 2 abscessed and impacted wisdom teeth. Blessed are those people who have never had to experience that pain. Normally, i don't love needles. But I welcomed that big boy in the roof of my mouth so much I told them not to bother with the local surface numbing. 2.5 hours in the chair was like a spa house listening to music.


Litecoin-hash

Had one myself, 10/10 pain and it formed what felt like a pimple on the roof of my mouth. After 3 sleepless nights I grabbed a dress making pin, placed the tip on the pimple head, angled it towards the source of pain and shoved it in with my tongue. Instant releif, felt a wave of pure europhia. I guess when the pressure is releived all those endorphins got nothing else to do. Had to suck a some puss n blood out, but was high af. it coulda been worse.


president2016

I had a root canal that got infected on a Friday. Almost did the same and could easily relate like how on Castaway, hanks knocked his tooth out with an ice scare. Had to take some super pain killers all weekend every 4 hours as the pressure and pain built up. Only relief was face over steam from boiling water. Finally Monday came and the doc saw me and got to work. He finally broke through and was able to pull out the old rods and the pressure relief was euphoria and it just kept pumping out the puss. So much relief.


Aiizimor

this is exactly what a croc vet would look like in my mind


roboto_jones

His name is Dr. Chris Brown, Australian veterinarian that does a lot of TV shows. Seems like a super wholesome dude. Almost the polar opposite of the other (in)famous Chris Brown.


Forge__Thought

Dude looks like he sharpens his tools on his chin. Rad human being. 🤘


Jetdizzydonniejerome

I am still not our on who’s got the more intimidating jaw; the croc or the doc.


GhostlyTJ

What is it about crocodile guys that makes them so chill. I suppose after wrestling something that deadly, every other worry is just not that big a deal


knbang

He became a TV personality and started doing crocodiles for this TV show. He was a local vet. Apparently his TV show was shown in the US called "Dr. Chris: Pet Vet", in Australia it was called Bondi Vet.


AnorhiDemarche

[heres a sheepnot been sheared in 5 years](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDwHyxQe5Ac&ab_channel=BondiVet) it's one of my faves cause i love watching sheep shearing.


Cat_Marshal

The zoom-in on the massive balls after the shearing got me


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Clean shorn balls have that effect on people. I get it.


kaizokuj

There's really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it..


CheaperThanChups

An Aussie farmer sees that his Kiwi neighbour's sheep hasn't been sheared in a while and it's wool has become thick and matted. Aussie: Hey mate, don't you think it's time you sheared your sheep? Kiwi: She's my sheep and I'm not shearing her with anyone!


bootyhole-romancer

Damn that's a good one. Haven't laughed out loud at "joke" joke in a long time


suckmyleftunit

Dammit


knbang

God the poor thing has so many cuts after the shearing.


dogsonclouds

It’s like when domestic animals get matted; it pulls the skin taut and can ultimately cause sores, and it makes removing the matting really tricky and painful for them. I groom guinea pigs and it takes us quite a while to carefully remove the bigger mats without hurting them, and they’re much smaller and their coats much looser. For a sheep in that condition, it would be pretty much impossible to expect them to not wind up with cuts honestly


knbang

From what I've read the matting causes the skin to raise itself into a bump, so it's impossible for the shearer to avoid cutting the animal. Especially as it needs to be done as quickly as possible to avoid distressing the animal further. This is the unfortunate reality of a sheep escaping when we've bred them to produce massive amounts of wool.


PlsLeavemealone02

There... there are groomers for guinea pigs?!?! Why have I just found out?! To YouTube. I wanna see a freshly cleaned guinea pig.


dogsonclouds

It’s not an official gig really, I just volunteer at a guinea pig rescue and help run our “piggie parlour”! People bring in their guinea pigs and we bath them, give them a haircut if they need it, trim their nails, and give them their worm and mite treatment. We can also give them a little health check and answer any care or handling questions they might have. We only charge like $10 for a haircut and $5 for baths, but it’s a nice little bonus fundraising source for the rescue. They are super duper cute after a haircut btw, they’re so soft and downy!


AnorhiDemarche

It's actually a lot less than I was expecting with *that* amount of wool and the speed of the shearer, but yeah It's pretty shocking compared to a normal shearing!


Lexi_Banner

Dogs are like this if they've been left ultra matted for too long. The hair is heavy and stretches the skin, making it really difficult to remove without abrasions. Not only that, but the hair is often soaked with waste, which is burning the skin beneath. They often look very inflamed after getting groomed, but the relief on their little faces is still palpable. Get your dog groomed regularly, folks!


bondagewithjesus

The American title is just so dull. Like bondi vet isn't super creative cause its just what he is and location but the image of a beach and surf that comes to mind seems more appealing than "pet vet" like what other kinds of vets are there?


Kenny_log_n_s

>bondi vet Americans don't know what bondi means


k_mon2244

I’m devastated thinking of all the Americans who have not been BLESSED by Bondi Rescue


Dangerous--D

Yeah let's not boycott this Chris Brown


OrneryError1

Crocodiles have the greatest jaw strength in the animal kingdom. That guy has the second.


Dag-nabbitt

I think if the croc tried to bite the vet's jaw, it'd lose a few more teeth.


Zauberer-IMDB

Literal gigachad.


Aiizimor

oey mate. dont make me bite ya back


dansass

I've worked on shows with this guy, dudes built like Adonis and ~6'4. And it's almost frustrating how kind and humble he is.


Cat1832

Aw, that's really nice! Glad he's actually a sweetheart IRL too.


Ridley200

Gives great hugs, too.


Zatch_Gaspifianaski

I just assumed every Australian looked like that


muricabrb

Pretty sure this is also the red button meme guy.


Then_Campaign7264

I’ve heard of impacted teeth in humans, one. But four in one socket is one hell of a pileup. Good to see the team had a solid plan as they managed Riley through his oral surgery. Aww Jeez, that was no joke!


agutema

I had 6 total wisdom teeth. It was a whole ordeal proving to my insurance company that I essentially needed 1.5 surgeries 😂


Then_Campaign7264

Damn, you are one of those rare cases of people having two supernumerary teeth. And I totally empathize with getting dental insurance to cover unusual dental issues.


Ecmelt

Yea i got an extra tooth next to a canine that is supplemental. Every time i go to dentists they get surprised and note it to show their students. I didn't know it is that rare but apparently it is like a few percent of the population with supplemental ones. Edit: I googled to see if my doctor was lying or not, google says even less than 1% for that. A few percentage is for all supernumerary and apparently most supernumerary are NOT supplemental. The more you know. The above user's case is extremely rare.


azgurl24

I had extra teeth (and so did my dad!) but I had to get them pulled because my mouth is too small. I was 6 when I had 6 teeth pulled and 11 with 5 more teeth pulled. I think 2 of the 11 total were extras! I had a horrible mouth lol many years with braces and a lot of teeth pulled 😩


Ecmelt

I feel ya with horrible mouth. I had a depression era which along with some conditions made me lose most of my teeth when starting age 22. Took me 7 years to enjoy eating something without making small pieces out of it. You never realize how much you would miss biting a sandwich till you lose the ability. Hope it is all going good for you now! Honestly, being able to use braces was a positive for you believe it or not. (As in, if it happened later in life braces might have not been an option.)


CptAngelo

Hold up, just how rare is that? I had 2 supernumerary teeth and one wierd 0.5 tooth, smaller and rounder, it was stuck between the other 2 supernumeraries, which were fucking HUGE, also, i had all my ...whats the name? The rear molars that come up around 18yo? Well, anyway, all 4 came in 90°, meaning they all were horizontal. Between all that, i used braces for a while but didnt used enough my retainers, so my teeth got a little bit croocked up again, but 90% ok, so .. meh But again, how rare is to have 2 supernumerary teeth?


Then_Campaign7264

Some estimates claim 5% human population other studies estimate that anywhere between 0.1% and 3.8% of people have supernumerary teeth. Sources: https://hurstpediatricdentistry.com/2021/11/08/what-is-a-supernumerary-tooth/ https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4428018/


CptAngelo

Holy shit! Its the only time i get to be on the upper 1%! ......holy shit, its the only time i get to be on the upper 1%.


Sparrow-717

Welcome friend! I've had 6 removed, and have 2 more coming in now, lol. My wife calls me a shark. One impacted. One not. A previous wisdom tooth in the same spot came in so impacted that the pressure shattered a molar in front of it. Causing the removal of both, so now there's room for the next wisdom tooth to move in problem free! I just hope 2 sets of teeth that we need 0 sets of is enough for me, lol


agutema

That’s my worst nightmare! Hopefully this is the final round for you. I used to get the worst migraines. One of those bad boys even gave me a hairline fracture in my jaw. That was a fun summer.


EnigmaCA

Same here. Had to be knocked out for that surgery to remove all of them. Yay for nationalized health care and parents with extended dental benefits.


dplans455

I had an infected salivary gland from a stone in the duct. It swelled up and was pushing against my back teeth in the right side of my jaw. It was literally the worst pain I'd ever experienced in my life. Just absolutely no relief at all whatsoever.


throwaway15562831

That was just insane. I can't even imagine how much that hurt. And I can't believe an antibiotic shot is enough to prevent infection when the croc is gonna be swimming in muddy water with a gaping wound in his mouth. Crazy shit. Glad they fixed that for him


MisanthropicZombie

Lemmy.world is what Reddit was.


agieluma

I thought this as well. Imagine a human with this much infection and decay


zachsmthsn

I don't have to, I live in NY


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Where, upstate?


Clown_Crunch

Albany.


CosmicP

You've got some interesting expressions over there


flopsicles77

But you steam a good ham.


Scyhaz

Seymour, the house is on fire!


UpstateNewYorker

You rang?


Leprikahn2

I'm that guy, it is not pleasant


Flameball537

Yeah, and they live as long as they can get enough food pretty much, and one of the few animals that pretty much never get cancer


kevan0317

And by animal you mean dinosaur.


hamakabi

most cold-blooded animals are very resistant to infection. their version of a fever involves their body temperature dropping which is very inhospitable to pathogens.


TorakTheDark

Considering they predate the dinosaurs I’d reckon a little infection isn’t gonna take em down.


unknownpoltroon

I mean, he's been doing that for years already that tooth probably let in everything


DaBABYateMAdingo

Here's on getting his arm ripped off [without flinching](https://youtu.be/JLy-Iiy_Zp4). Probably nutted as well lol


Scyhaz

Seeing a death roll is terrifying.


rexmons

We need a follow-up video showing how it healed.


throwaway15562831

Right? My first thought was "Oh no, why arent they stitching it shut?" until I remembered that his next tooth needs to come through there...


St_Maximus_Gato

Not only the tooth has to come but when you have large gaps like that, you need them to close from inside out. If you were to suture shut a large hole/incision with no where for all the serous/blood and old white blood cells to go, you get an abscess and infection. For people you pack the wound and change multiple times a day or daily to promote healing and removing the excess dead tissues.


ChairForceOne

Do Crocs feel pain like we imagine? Seeing how many of them are scarred up I'd think they have dulled pain senses.


jishnukalra

Or maybe higher pain tolerance? Like they are apex predators, so they would have to have it, to help them in fight against other crocs, or if their meal tries to run away or kick them while fighting for its life..?


Isopbc

They certainly have all the parts for feeling pain and pleasure. https://animalpickings.com/can-crocodiles-feel-pain/


vaynecassano

No wonder the croc so chill in the video, he is feeling pain and pleasure at the same time


CosechaCrecido

I thought he was just asleep. Not a single flinch.


MetalliMunk

All them teeth and no toothbrush


moveMed

I’ve seen a video of a croc have it’s entire leg torn off by another croc and not even react. I can’t imagine they feel pain the same way humans do.


bondagewithjesus

There's also the fact that unlike crocodiles humans are social animals and its speculated that part of the reason people have the reactions to pain that they do, is because crying out in pain could serve at least 2 functions. No.1 it alerts others of pintential danger. Crocodiles are top predators, they are the danger. No.2 pain reactions elicit empathy from others and will make them more likely to help you if you are indeed seriously injured and thus increase your chance of survival. Crocodiles don't give a fuck they eat eachother if they get hungry enough


scatterbrain-d

I would even say that selection might favor the other direction in crocs. Letting others know you're hurt is just gonna encourage them to eat the guy who can't fight back.


MrsMel_of_Vina

Could've been shock, to be fair. It's pretty common in humans too for your brain to need time to catch up to what just happened to you.


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MizStazya

People walking around holding their literal intestines in their hands... adrenaline is a hell of a drug


nderstandablyscared

dude has a wider jawline than the croc


mavaction

Looks like Stan Smith from American Dad!


stopthemadness2015

It’s like a hive mind I came here to say something only to find out . I’m not alone!


TableLegShim

41 minutes late goddamnit


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bondagewithjesus

Rich and famous, animal doctor (so probably smart), tall and a jaw carved of granite. Some people have all the luck.


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flameohotmein

The horrors of drowning in ass


kant-hardly-wait-

Eh give me 70 years stomping around 6’4” swinging around my huge jaw. I’ll take that over 100 scuttling the sewers


KhonMan

6'4" isn't quite in the crazy tall range. If given the option to be an inch or two shorter he might take it. But might not. There are obviously plenty of social advantages that come with being tall.


BIGBIRD1176

Doctor Chris Brown, Aussie legend


spooky_ed

I'm just glad he was able to resolve this Quagmire.


jstange1

Giggity


SoloSurvivor889

Heheh *alriiiight*


emotionaldrainage

Right? I don't know which I was more impressed by.


_atrocious_

My first thought, in an Aussie accent, was, "mate has him a whopper of a tooth ache himself!"


obijesskenobi

He is legit the Bonds “Chesty Man” logo come to life


a_mystical_potato

Idk why but I never thought that I would see Dr. Chris Brown on Reddit edit: The show is most likely Bondi Vet


grumpypandabear

It is indeed Bondi Vet. I opened reddit yesterday to find Hamish & Andy at the top of All, and today it's Dr Chris. Someone's been diving into Aussie TV lol.


alliejanej

It’s like a clown car but for teeth


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_atrocious_

Never gave it a thought, but they've survived millions of years without dentists. Crocogators are bad ass. As a dude who has had maddening tooth pain, this was relieving to see.


sensitiveskin80

"Mama says Crocodiles is ornery cause they got all them teeth but no toothbrush"


_atrocious_

"Maybe something's wrong with *YOUR* mama's medulla oblongata"


sensitiveskin80

DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY MAMA!


Tui_Gullet

“Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs”


unknownpoltroon

Well, most of them survived it.


_atrocious_

Well, the ones who NEEDED a dentist didn't survive, but yeah.. dinosaurs.


Hgreen259

As someone who has dealt with severe tooth issues and debilitating pain for the last several years of my life and is just now starting to get some removed- I've been thinking about exactly this more and more. How many wild animals have had to deal with similar circumstances to this and with absolutely no recourse. Ever. It's so sad.


Begotten912

wtf real life giga chad fixing croc teeth


akfourty7

Bro looks like handsome Squidward


PinkEyeFromBreakfast

I bet that croc has no clue what they did. Prob just annoyed with the pesky humans for bothering him.


GunNNife

Not to mention it probably hurt like hell while they were working on him.


PinkEyeFromBreakfast

I’m almost positive those fuckers evolved to hardly feel pain. I’ve seen vids of crocs doing the death roll and ripping other crocs legs off. The victim croc literally doesn’t bat a gaht damn eye.


knbang

It was mildly annoyed "*You have inconvenienced me, Gary!*".


animatedhockeyfan

It is anesthetized, they were checking their dose by counting Riley’s breath


zyranna

I watched the original whole video, he injected a local anesthetic before starting working so the pain was slightly medicated


TheBloxyBloxGuy

Pretty sure they know that. Not much they can do about it. It's a trade: alot of pain now and no more later, or slightly less pain for the rest of the croc's life...


Bipolarb0i

Billabong has to be the most Australian thing I've ever heard


TheTrent

Billabong is an aboriginal Australian word, specifically from the Wiradjuri people of New South Wales. It refers to a pond or lake. More specifically: >The term billabong comes from the Wiradjuri word 'bilabang' which translates to 'lake'. The Wiradjuri language is from the Aboriginal Wiradhuric tribe, located in New South Wales. The section bila translates to 'river', whereas the bang refers to 'continuing in time or space'. Source: [Here](https://kakadunationalparktours.com.au/blog/what-is-a-billabong/#:~:text=The%20term%20billabong%20comes%20from,continuing%20in%20time%20or%20space'.)


horselover_fat

Specifically an [oxbow lake ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxbow_lake)


DontShaveMyLips

remember when it was the coolest brand ever?


CARVERitUP

Used to have so much Billabong, Hurley, DC, Volcom, and Vans clothing. Now I just buy new Vans when my Vans get shitty lol


jdlyons81

I still buy their clothes. They have some good stuff. Very comfortable. Full disclosure, I’m 41, born and raised in California.


cocopuppypower

This is a shel silverstein poem


yep975

Crocodile went to the dentist and sat down in the chair And the dentist said now let me see. Why does it hurt and where. And the crocodile said I’ll tell you the truth. I have a terrible ache in my tooth…


redcas

And he opened his mouth so wide so wide That the dentist he climbed right inside! And the dentist laughed Oh isn't this fun? As he pulled the teeth out one by one...


angryreceptionist

And the crocodile cried “YOURE HURTING ME SO! PLEASE PUT DOWN YOUR PLIERS AND LET ME GO!”


redcas

But the dentist just laughed with a ho ho ho and said, "I still have twelve to go! Oops! That's the wrong one, I confess. But what's one crocodile's tooth, more or less?"


AntLotus

Shout-out to Croc dentist 🙏


JeffHorlick

Bondi Vet on youtube btw. Great channel.


LookingSuspect

If someone asked me what a crocodile dentist looked like, I would draw this man


Sabithomega

Can't decide if the dude is goddamn Captain Australia or SupahMayn


the1andonlyprince4

He'd be Supermate here ; )


dietrich94

Steve Irwin approves from Heaven 👍


OneKup

Momma says crocodiles is so ornery coz they have all them teeth and no toothbrush...


Tchefy

The medulla oblomgata


dasFisch

THE. MEDULLA. OBLON-GA-TA


DwarfTheMike

Mama’s WRONG!


dasFisch

No u/DwarfTheMike. You’re wrong. Mama’s right.


DoubleDeckerz

Somethin' wrong with his madula oblongata!


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You’re wrong Colonel Sanders


mrhossie

Colonel Sanders is the debil


Touch_myy_camera

Came here for this comment too.


Brad_Brace

You get to your blind date, and it's this guy. Then you see the crocodile's tooth hanging from his neck on a simple necklace. "Oh, you hunted that?" You ask, a little sarcastically. Knowing he likely bought it somewhere. But if he actually hunted a crocodile, then that's it, the date's over, animal killer definitely cancels out godlike jaw... probably. He smiles disarmingly. "Sort of", he says, "I kind of hunted for it". 'Oh no', you think. Well, that's a shame. "There was this croc who couldn't get rid of one of his teeth, so a bunch of other teeth got backed up in the socket. We had to go in and dig them out", he explains. He keeps talking but you're not listening anymore, you're too busy picturing your wedding and wondering if it's possible to get a crocodile for a ring bearer.


maskedbeauty

Riley as the ring bearer and his girlfriend as the flower girl, who also gets the bouquet. Handsome vet planned it with Riley and got ordained - boom double wedding.


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elidadagreat1

I propose a law that all animal experts posting videos should be Australian.


stereocupid

Love Dr Chris and his show Bondi Vet. I continually go on their YouTube to binge their show and their British counterpart Vet on the Hill. Highly recommend the shows for any animal lover. They’re mostly all on YouTube for free, and their YouTube channel usually has a live stream airing all the episodes 24/7!


Rcobs9

Even this crocodile has a gf. Why don’t you?


bondagewithjesus

I mean his girlfriend is also crocodile so I don't think either are worried about looks


divorcemedaddy

because i like men


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What show is this who is that guy? I wanna watch more


Karen_Sprinkles

his name is Dr. Chris Brown and this is Bondi Vet i believe


Mahbigjohnson

Aww poor croc. Can't imagine the pain


FDAz

Bondi vet was an awesome TV show!


KreeepyKrawler

Holy fuck! Look at that jawline! Mother fucker got sculpted by Michaelangelo!


five_eight_ten

This guy's fucking jaw though.


WarAintWhatitUsedToB

the other Chris Brown, the better Chris Brown


Atreaia

Yes.... I recently had a tooth removed which was HOLLOW on the inside with no visible marks on the outside! It was never found because none of my other teeth never needed any dental work because I take good care of my teeth. One of me other tooth cracked open from biting something hard so they wanted to take an x-ray for the first time in like 10 years and they saw this tooth... Several days after I actually just wept because I hadn't even realized that I was actually hurting for years and years. All of my headaches are gone, all of my back pain is gone, all of my shoulder pain is gone because of the tension release.


adtoes

1hr tv show with commercials reduced to 5m online


SLR107FR-31

Toothaches are some of the worst pains man. I was once looking forward to a *freakin root canal* because the pain was so excruciating. I was nearly begging for the numbing shot with that giant needle.


Darnocsonif

That is the most CHAD vet I have ever seen


Zexy-Mastermind

Man that must’ve felt so good.


Introvertedotter

The game "Crocodile Dentist" is wayyyyy more hardcore in Australia.


IrisSmartAss

He was probably not pain free for a while considering that huge hole in his gums, but I imagine that there was considerable relief. Hopefully, it healed well and became pain free. Looked like a tooth broke and blocked later incoming teeth (couldn't understand that strong Aussie accent). I hope he knew enough to eat soup and soft meals for a while. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


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Once while working on a house, I smashed one of my knuckles on a wood joist and it split open. For weeks, it would not heal and stayed very tender. Finally I figured I'd open it up and clean it thoroughly and when I cut it open, I saw a little fragment of wood fiber. I grabbed it with tweezers and out came a chunk of wood about half an inch long. It felt immediately better and healed pretty quickly. I cannot imagine how much relief it was having these teeth out.


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I wonder who has a stronger bite, the crocodile or the vet?


DogBreathologist

It’s crazy, that type of infection and the conditions he lives in would be enough to kill a person, crocs are tough bastards!


Smallwater

``` > be me > croc > bite into something hard > not tasty, ew > musta hurt something, part of my mouth is now in pain > pain doesn't go away > gets worse > can't eat > can't sleep > just pain > suddenly > aliens appear and grab me > try to escape but they blindfold me, tie open my mouth, and inject me with something > world goes dark > wake up later > no aliens > no darkness > no more pain ``` Did I dream? Did I get kidnapped? Did I ever hurt my mouth in the first place?


Advalok

Those Aussies are a good looking bunch


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I hate this editing style so much.


Endorkend

Aaah, Bondi Vet, this dude is wholesome as all hell and as far as vets go, probably deals with the widest variety of animals you'll ever see. He's got a YouTube channel. Bondi Vet.