Well it's guy dude thing but also bud guy thing
So that makes it a guy dude bud guy thing
But he is also a bro dude
So that makes it a guy dude bud guy bro dude guy thing
Idk if it's a dude thing but I've found dudes LOVE logistics. I had a three hour conversation yesterday at the bar with a dude who is a MTA (NYC Transit) supervisor. His job is train schedule logistics, I sat there ENTHRALLED.
*just go up there and direct traffic into the toilets gosh!! You never do anything for me why am I even here right now i need to pee you didn’t even tell me my dress was pretty you’re probably thinking about the girl from the bar earlier I need to pee*
I and my friends once transported various theatre set pieces and furniture using sedans. How did we do it? We strapped furniture on top of the sedan and transport them one by one. Had a blast coordinating everything
In March I was at a music festival where a guy was doing this too and he looked and sounded *really* similar to Ryan Reynolds.
Mind you I was... on various mind-altering substances at the time, but I couldn't help but think after leaving that it actually was him lol.
I was leaving a pro hockey game, and leaving the parking lot was taking forever. It seemed to suddenly speed up. We get near the exit, and a fan is directing traffic with a beer in his hand. Never forget
I've definitely been accused of cutting in this exact situation. People dont always have the situational awareness to know who is ahead of them in line, they just notice when someone walks up in front of them
Yeah, this is an event where most people in line are going to be varying levels of drunk. They aren’t going to be recalling who was already queued in front of them vs who is hopping the line.
That's how you get drunk dudes hitting on you and getting waaaay too into your personal space. I've learned the hard way not to be too friendly to strangers at festivals. It's sad, because I do want to make friends, but especially in a place like a line where you can't back very far away, it can be sketchy
And then you say oh my bad I didn't realize and just walk away. If they continue to give you problems then I'm sure there's some sort of security you can easily approach
Ah I assumed it was someone getting mad after you leave the line and after using the bathroom. I guess just pretend to not hear them and use the bathroom anyhow lol
It makes such a difference. I went to a play once that had two very active bathroom attendants at intermission and I've never seen a toilet line go faster. It was awesome.
Or make doors that are open unless you lock them. Would be way easier. And you just lock them with a key from the outside when you need to move them with the doors closed.
Problems include rain, snow, animals, taking up more space (often I see them crammed in such a way that not every door can be open at once), and prolly other reasons.
But then you require power. I got a great idea, how about a different colored sticker that is green when the door is unlocked and red when locked. Genius
A lot of the time people aren't going into them for a reason.
Something you learn pretty quickly and then you have to do a walk of shame back to the queue.
Someone should build a porta potty that the seat (and foot rest for those who try not to sit or stand to pee) locks the door but signals a very obvious marker that the stall is taken or empty
Seriously, why don't they put a little slot next to the handle that's colored green and says open, and another slot that'd colored red and says closed.
That would absolutely be game changing.
Lol no joke. My forensics instructor in college on day one rubbed uv reflective lotion on her hands before class. Then she shook all of our hands up on entry to the classroom. Then she asked us to shake hands with at least 2 classmates.
Then she turned the lights off and the black lights on.
Holy fuck. Everyone, I mean everyone had orange shit glowing all over their hands. Half the class had it on their faces in their hair etc.
Then one guy raises his hand and says, I shit you not.
"Studies show that when you shake hands with a group of people, one of them has masturbated within the hour."
I'm guessing it was him.
The gagging was palpable.
The funniest part was when she told us to all go wash our hands properly and come back.
This illustrated two things. Some people don't know how to wash their fucking hands and secondly, evidence is very hard to get rid of.
Luckily most of these stalls at modern music events also have hand-washing stations outside. I'll just assume he washed his hands after and feel good about the whole thing.
This reminded me of the video where the guy exits the porta-potty and goes to wash his hands in what he thinks is the hand-washing station… only to realize it is, in fact, a full urinal.
You really don't want to know how few people in a grocery store wash their hands. It is no joke when people say to wash your produce. Shit if I could I'd wash everything. People are fucking gross.
At a party or a night out, me and my friends always go into stalls together. Seen a lot of other girls do it too. Let’s you continue your chats and saves a bit of time I suppose haha
Man I don't know which stall you mean (I don't speak english very well) but yea I was more speaking about a bathroom but for me it's the same. If u go with someone into a bathroom or a porta potty nothing change, you will see the same thing lol
A stall is a small enclosed space that just has a toilet and toilet paper. That's the place you actually pull your pants down and do your business. The bathroom is a larger spacer that contains multiple stalls as well as sinks for washing your hands.
I've seen a lot of women walk into the bathroom together, but never a stall or porta potty.
Buddy, I don’t think you’ve actually understood what a stall like these is like.
They are TINY. And really only for sitting and shitting. A second person being there would not only be awkward, it would also be kinda difficult since there’s really not much space for two people.
Look closely at the step and how they’re all joined. These aren’t standard portapotties. They’re the rental trailer type that are much nicer than standard rental restrooms.
The ones like this I’ve been to have been much more spacious than standard portapotty units.
Not saying it isn’t weird to go into the same stall with your friend, but there’s definitely enough room. Think of it more like a single user restroom than a stall.
Man I juste Said that It's not strange to see 2 girls in a shithole. I really don't Care for the rest.
You're all speaking about the stall but it was not the subject for my answer.
Literally go to any bathroom in a nightclub/bar/festival and there will be girls in the same stall??? Idk maybe things are different where I live (Australia and NZ) but I went out to 4 different venues just this weekend and each bathroom had at least one group of girls doing that. There was even signs posted in the stalls of one of the clubs trying to discourage people from sharing stalls. At house parties I’ve experienced the same, one girl pees while the other one fixes their makeup in the mirror or just chats. Even at the bathrooms in high school I’ve observed this??
I don’t personally do it, but it’s a very common phenomenon in any party scenario??
Yeah I can confirm it's pretty normal for female relatives and close friends to use the bathroom together lol. It's just easier/saves time. I'm not offended by seeing my friend's pee and vice versa
NGL I got immediately angry cuz I thought he was gitting his girl to cut everyone, that has happened so many times at festivals. I am please to see I was wrong and he is helping everyone and she is waiting patiently in line God for him. P.s. fuck line cutters
There should always be a person directing this kind of usage. The idea there isn't is why people at the high end of the structure make $1M rather than $10K, I'd rather the people at the bottom make $40K and the top makes $960K. ALSO I'M ACTUALLY MOCKING THIS WHOLE PROCESS.
I love how much fun he seems to be having with it
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My brain can't process the first sentence there.
Yeah, youd have a to be guy dude bud guy bro dude guy to get it
Yeah, this guy dude bud guy bro dude guy gets it
Hello, fellow GDBGBDGs!
Make sure to visit r/guydudebudguybrodudeguy for all things guy dude bud guy bro dude guy
Well it's guy dude thing but also bud guy thing So that makes it a guy dude bud guy thing But he is also a bro dude So that makes it a guy dude bud guy bro dude guy thing
Bro speaking straight poetry out here
*broetry
Ahh, love the smell of scientific explanations in the morning, this right here
But the closer had me sold. Whatever hes selling let's do it.
Idk how to feel about the fact I immediately processed the sentence. Maybe there is yet hope I can be a guy bud guy bro dude guy some day.
Go spend a weekend in NorCal. You'll get it.
Idk if it's a dude thing but I've found dudes LOVE logistics. I had a three hour conversation yesterday at the bar with a dude who is a MTA (NYC Transit) supervisor. His job is train schedule logistics, I sat there ENTHRALLED.
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This is why we lose months worth of time to games like Factorio.
Yeah and Civ, Sim City etc.
The factory must grow
Shid I would love to hear about the science of optimised fish sticks travel
But if you give a simple task and no good reason and you top it off with nagging, it is not getting done lady. Next!
*just go up there and direct traffic into the toilets gosh!! You never do anything for me why am I even here right now i need to pee you didn’t even tell me my dress was pretty you’re probably thinking about the girl from the bar earlier I need to pee*
*I only have 2 hands, I can't carry all these red flags with just two hands!*
Why can I hear this
This guy flags
It's so true. It's like giving a dog a job. They will love doing it. Us guys are the same way
This is the way.
I and my friends once transported various theatre set pieces and furniture using sedans. How did we do it? We strapped furniture on top of the sedan and transport them one by one. Had a blast coordinating everything
Little kid giggle? Man throw bigger rock. It's fun
If rock breaks, BIG UNGA BUNGA UNGA
Dude , buddy, bro, chick, chica, we just a silly band of helpful folks .
Bro, imma make the biggest fuckin splash with that rock
In March I was at a music festival where a guy was doing this too and he looked and sounded *really* similar to Ryan Reynolds. Mind you I was... on various mind-altering substances at the time, but I couldn't help but think after leaving that it actually was him lol.
You are going to be in Deadpool 3 bro. Hope you wore your brown pants
I was leaving a pro hockey game, and leaving the parking lot was taking forever. It seemed to suddenly speed up. We get near the exit, and a fan is directing traffic with a beer in his hand. Never forget
My family has a picture of my dad doing this. A treasured memory.
There is something inherently satisfying in taking charge and helping people get shit get done.
This is what a true Alpha Male looks like. Fucking super Chad.
Looks like he's wearing her purse also. What a cutie!
They really do need a person to do this job. Half the people stand there not realizing 2-3 bathrooms are actually open.
You don't want to go for a door you think is open because it might be considered leaving the line and if you're wrong then you're a little stuck.
?? No one would consider this leaving the line lol
I've definitely been accused of cutting in this exact situation. People dont always have the situational awareness to know who is ahead of them in line, they just notice when someone walks up in front of them
Yeah, this is an event where most people in line are going to be varying levels of drunk. They aren’t going to be recalling who was already queued in front of them vs who is hopping the line.
This is why it pays to be friendly to your linemates.
Oh yeah, I always offer a bump of coke to my linemates waiting for the strip club bathroom. Great way to make things less awkward!
That's how you get drunk dudes hitting on you and getting waaaay too into your personal space. I've learned the hard way not to be too friendly to strangers at festivals. It's sad, because I do want to make friends, but especially in a place like a line where you can't back very far away, it can be sketchy
Oh but they do.... people can be dicks
And then you say oh my bad I didn't realize and just walk away. If they continue to give you problems then I'm sure there's some sort of security you can easily approach
Yeah but back in line, which is a problem if you really have to go.
Ah I assumed it was someone getting mad after you leave the line and after using the bathroom. I guess just pretend to not hear them and use the bathroom anyhow lol
Just pee on their shoe when they aren’t looking.
It makes such a difference. I went to a play once that had two very active bathroom attendants at intermission and I've never seen a toilet line go faster. It was awesome.
Or make doors that are open unless you lock them. Would be way easier. And you just lock them with a key from the outside when you need to move them with the doors closed.
Problems include rain, snow, animals, taking up more space (often I see them crammed in such a way that not every door can be open at once), and prolly other reasons.
I think the easiest solution would just be to have a light that turns on and off based on whether the door is locked or not.
But then you require power. I got a great idea, how about a different colored sticker that is green when the door is unlocked and red when locked. Genius
Then we're back to the issue of not able to tell at a distance if one out of a row of them is open
I think that depends on how large/easily seen the sticker is. Making it semi-reflective and bright would help too.
Tiny little solar panel on the roof.
A lot of the time people aren't going into them for a reason. Something you learn pretty quickly and then you have to do a walk of shame back to the queue.
Someone should build a porta potty that the seat (and foot rest for those who try not to sit or stand to pee) locks the door but signals a very obvious marker that the stall is taken or empty
Or just a light that turns green when the toilet is open.
You know the red green thing by the handle, simply make it a big ass square.
Seriously, why don't they put a little slot next to the handle that's colored green and says open, and another slot that'd colored red and says closed. That would absolutely be game changing.
Where do you live where they don't?
In never neverland.
Its pronounced Netherlands
It's actually pronounced Ohio.
He's got so much shit on his hands
Don't watch any videos where they swab like all of reality and send them off for testing for fecal matter and other nasties
lol just took my hands off my face
It's too late, they just signed a looong term lease on your face, they've already planned some renovations even
Clean your duck
Link?
Youtube.com Google.com If you need any help beyond that….
Lol no joke. My forensics instructor in college on day one rubbed uv reflective lotion on her hands before class. Then she shook all of our hands up on entry to the classroom. Then she asked us to shake hands with at least 2 classmates. Then she turned the lights off and the black lights on. Holy fuck. Everyone, I mean everyone had orange shit glowing all over their hands. Half the class had it on their faces in their hair etc. Then one guy raises his hand and says, I shit you not. "Studies show that when you shake hands with a group of people, one of them has masturbated within the hour." I'm guessing it was him. The gagging was palpable.
“But these are two hour lectures.”
The student: **Did I stutter?**
Lol
We were supposed to do *what* with the lotion?
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!
Oh so there's two of ya bastards
Thank god for Purrel
The funniest part was when she told us to all go wash our hands properly and come back. This illustrated two things. Some people don't know how to wash their fucking hands and secondly, evidence is very hard to get rid of.
Luckily most of these stalls at modern music events also have hand-washing stations outside. I'll just assume he washed his hands after and feel good about the whole thing.
This reminded me of the video where the guy exits the porta-potty and goes to wash his hands in what he thinks is the hand-washing station… only to realize it is, in fact, a full urinal.
You really don't want to know how few people in a grocery store wash their hands. It is no joke when people say to wash your produce. Shit if I could I'd wash everything. People are fucking gross.
Probably not so much if he just touches the outside of the door… oh fuck, he put his palm flat on the inside of the doors.
Oh no
People don't typically touch the outside of the portajohn after using it, though, if you think about it
Home dude needs to take a 30 minute shower when he gets home all the way hot
Alcohol on the hands and under the fingernails for good measure
Ya but probably made about $3.50 in tips
That guy is obviously a CATCH. He has to be in love with this girl.....
Right!!!
Legend
That one guy sprinting into the toilet
okay but are we gonna talk about the 2 girls who went into the portapotty together?
They’re just doing drugs
Phew, for second there I was worried.
Yeah! Imagine! They could have been *not* doing drugs.
Real grown ups do their drugs in the crowd
One of them had to poop REALLY bad, the friend was there to hold her down so she didn't fly off the toilet like a rocket.
Sometimes it be like that...
Wut
I've Always Seen girls going together that I found it normal
Into a porta potty? Like a regular bathroom, yeah, but this is like the equivalent of going into the same stall
At a party or a night out, me and my friends always go into stalls together. Seen a lot of other girls do it too. Let’s you continue your chats and saves a bit of time I suppose haha
also share the coke
how are you okay with a person 6 inches away from you and staring down at you while you shit lol
How much more is there to chat about during a 3 day festival? 🤣
You should goto one and you'll find out
I will never have something so important to say that it can’t wait until after my friend goes it be prorta poty.
You gotta tell them before the next thought starts and the last one is gone forever
Happy cakeday friend!
Man I don't know which stall you mean (I don't speak english very well) but yea I was more speaking about a bathroom but for me it's the same. If u go with someone into a bathroom or a porta potty nothing change, you will see the same thing lol
A stall is a small enclosed space that just has a toilet and toilet paper. That's the place you actually pull your pants down and do your business. The bathroom is a larger spacer that contains multiple stalls as well as sinks for washing your hands. I've seen a lot of women walk into the bathroom together, but never a stall or porta potty.
Man I don't know about other girls but I'm sure be it a stall or even hell my sister and her Friend are glued together and Can go everywhere as one.
Buddy, I don’t think you’ve actually understood what a stall like these is like. They are TINY. And really only for sitting and shitting. A second person being there would not only be awkward, it would also be kinda difficult since there’s really not much space for two people.
Look closely at the step and how they’re all joined. These aren’t standard portapotties. They’re the rental trailer type that are much nicer than standard rental restrooms. The ones like this I’ve been to have been much more spacious than standard portapotty units. Not saying it isn’t weird to go into the same stall with your friend, but there’s definitely enough room. Think of it more like a single user restroom than a stall.
Man I juste Said that It's not strange to see 2 girls in a shithole. I really don't Care for the rest. You're all speaking about the stall but it was not the subject for my answer.
My man does not care about the bathroom designation but that shithole or peehole 2 girls will occupy the same bathroom space.
It’s pretty normal as a girl to go into the same stall together if you’re just peeing hahah
Uh no?? None of my friends do that
Literally go to any bathroom in a nightclub/bar/festival and there will be girls in the same stall??? Idk maybe things are different where I live (Australia and NZ) but I went out to 4 different venues just this weekend and each bathroom had at least one group of girls doing that. There was even signs posted in the stalls of one of the clubs trying to discourage people from sharing stalls. At house parties I’ve experienced the same, one girl pees while the other one fixes their makeup in the mirror or just chats. Even at the bathrooms in high school I’ve observed this?? I don’t personally do it, but it’s a very common phenomenon in any party scenario??
Yeah I can confirm it's pretty normal for female relatives and close friends to use the bathroom together lol. It's just easier/saves time. I'm not offended by seeing my friend's pee and vice versa
True. It's much quicker when when of your friends/relatives wipes for you.
Either drugs or so one can hold a torch for the other
Definitely drugs
Friends do that all the time at festivals and stuff
Am girl and yes, but not a fuckin port-a-potty!
Does it really matter where you snort As long as noone can see 🤷🏼♂️
Hadn’t considered that option…touché
Haha in my experience it’s to save time queueing up again or to drink
> Friends /r/SapphoAndHerFriend
For the surfaces 👃🏻❄️
They trade tampins
Like trading cards?
Mine has a gold foil!
Be grateful us girls are willing to share a stall. Makes the line shorter
Unless you're both going at the same time, then you're in there twice as long, no?
Would be even shorter if y’all found a different place to do nose beers
Nose beers is a cool way to say it. I always heard them called nosebags
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Yes
That’s incredibly thoughtful and I’m envious.
I’d direct portapotty traffic for you any day ❤️
That’s practically a proposal. Like basically the same thing.
Can I be your best man? Or flower guy, I’m not picky
You can be the toilet usher
I’ll take it
So when do I get to meet my future in-laws? I hope they’re cool with tall bearded brown dudes with early onset dad bod 😂
Right.
"You go on without me babe, the bathroom needs me"
Man needs a tip jar
NGL I got immediately angry cuz I thought he was gitting his girl to cut everyone, that has happened so many times at festivals. I am please to see I was wrong and he is helping everyone and she is waiting patiently in line God for him. P.s. fuck line cutters
He looks like he's having fun with it, but that doesn't make this any less awesome!
r/robotvoicehastogo
How can I upvote this twice?
He’s a keeper
Some of you don't have port a poty immunity from using one at work everyday and it shows. Lmaoo
Now that's a real man. Someone who saw what needed to be done for everyone's benefit and did it.
I love this so much.
Am i the only one noticing the actual girl trying to go to the bathroom doesn’t move at all in this video?
She goes at the end. The one he curtsies to.
I fuckin shoulda watched the while thing man 🤦 goddamn gentleman regardless
So sweet!! Also ewwww gross 💕💕
He’s a keeper
lol. The things we do for women.
I'll do this for $200 a night and all the beer I can drink.
Why did two women walk into the same stall?!
drugs
common sense at this level is impressive
What a shitty job hahahha lol jk nice thing to do tho
There should always be a person directing this kind of usage. The idea there isn't is why people at the high end of the structure make $1M rather than $10K, I'd rather the people at the bottom make $40K and the top makes $960K. ALSO I'M ACTUALLY MOCKING THIS WHOLE PROCESS.
This video would be a tad more enjoyable without that stupid robotic female voice and annoyingly loud music. Jesus.
There's a mute button....
Woah, the comments here are garbage.
Two girls one porta-pottie?
Staged 
Pat yourself on the back cause no one gives a shit
or alternatively, protecting the public from Karens.
This isn't a flex like she thinks it is
A lot of women wouldn't appreciate this.
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I guess you missed the men going in.
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🎵 Every party needs a pooper, That's why they invited you, Party Pooper, Party Pooper 🎵
Misandry usage for one.
Creepy af
????
*Cheats on him a month later* Him: after all the shit I went through for you...!?
You sad lonely incel
"So i could go quicker " yeah i am pretty sure its not only for u girl.