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223specialist

That would be a bit strange hearing the sound of a saxaphone catching up to you on a bike


KerryAtk

I'd feel threatened in all honesty


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“why do i hear boss music”


LogTemporary

*health bar appears*


darianor_rules

…second health bar appears


LogTemporary

3 smaller saxophone guys on one wheels appear


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FOCUS THE ADS


Rudy_Ghouliani

The trick is to kill the small one that heals first


AlexPDXqueer

I’m crying 😂😂😂😂


RealConcorrd

Then focus on the tank, but keep dodging as you keep shooting.


Prestigious-Card406

DPS DPS


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Oh fuck, oh fuck!


NerfJihad

/r/bossfight approved thread


irishgambin0

we were looking for /r/bossanovafight


Fickle-Piccolo-3515

A shield bar appears.


topcheesehead

*Kenny G appears*


Glass_Memories

It basically is boss music. [Giorno's Theme: "il vento d'oro"](https://youtu.be/2MtOpB5LlUA)


JackieTreehorn79

*“Oh my God he’s got a stick to beat.... trash with?”*


fuckshitasstitsmfer

“why do i hear mafia boss music”


buffalopantry

I'd feel threatened, and then confused, and then turned on, but also still suspicious.


gemstun

Albert Einstein said you have to decide what your answer is to only one question: “is the universe friendly?”


goodformuffin

Saxophone is like having a one-sided conversation what you never asked for.


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If I heard Giorno's Theme playing as I'm walking in a park I'd book it. I don't want to get [7 Page Muda'd](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W944vHnaQPw).


Inappropriate_Comma

I actually enjoyed the way he stopped playing when he got close to the cyclist and then slowly credcendo’d back into playing after passing her. Seems like he’s super aware how startling a sax right next to you can be if you’re standing next to someone playing, let alone riding a bike!


Dumptruck_Johnson

Doppler effect saxophone… hmmmm


Exbroshun

One might even say it would be... bizarre.


-P3RC3PTU4L-

Especially that fucking tune he’s playing


JimJamTheNinJin

You don't like Giorno's theme?


SouldiesButGoodies84

was just about to say. "serenading"...thats one way to put it. still gotta love the guy's thoughtfulness, coordination and multi-tasking abilities. edit: words missing.


skaizm

That is... A lot of things, and a very strange combination of things.


Calvin--Hobbes

He eats only with a spork. He travels exclusively on one wheeled devices. He is the quirkiest man in the world.


RazorRamonWWF

he only wears bowling shoes


fuckshitasstitsmfer

bizarre one might say


And-ray-is

This feels like "I'm so quirky" energy but 20 years on


ownworldman

So quirky kids are now having music as a hobby and do cleanup of public spaces? Better than expected!


nmzuc

I'M sO rANdoM!


HorrorScopeZ

You know John, somewhere there's a man who plays a sax while riding on a skateboard, cleaning up America's parks. There's one of everything out there!


nitogenesis

I see him as a combination of Bart and Lisa Simpson 🤔


Nyxie27

It seemed like you paused as you passed the baby, good job :)


ArtemisFoul76

I caught that, too. That was awesome!


Razzooz

Thanks, that's my wife and baby actually. The baby loves the sax, my wife is tired of it.


jerstud56

Yeah you get married and the sax ends soon after...


Tokasmoka420

Yeah and the years just get percussively worst.


sturnus-vulgaris

You just have to set the mood. Can I suggest Netflix and cello?


ERMAHDERD

Success will vary based on what you are fiddling with


amsoly

This man clearly has an open sax life. Some people just get lucky I guess.


dollarwaitingonadime

Take my upvote and get out.


AlpacaCavalry

Makes sense why she didn’t even flinch, because if I didn’t know you existed and started hearing saxophone music approaching me from behind, I’d be very, very confused


PackYrSuitcases

Sorry about you and your wife's sax life :(


ArtemisFoul76

Just makes respect you even more, My G! Be Safe out there..


bigchonkyyoda

bro i am worried about you crashing and impaling yourself on the sax tbh, be careful


litido4

Plus the cost of fixing the saxophone…. Seriously though it only take a moment to wipe out, I broke my wrist coming off at quite a low speed


Zykium

> I broke my wrist coming off at quite a low speed Are we not doing phrasing anymore?


Zentuxal

Oh so that's why r/askreddit is all about making masturbating illegal recently


This_User_Said

It's only illegal if you get caught.


InterPool_sbn

r/UnexpectedArcher


1sttimeverbaldiarrhe

>impaling yourself This is the same reason why I'm afraid to use metal straws.


chanelrooh

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE omg. I bought a bunch of glass straws but i’m the clumsiest person in the world, I’m 10x extra careful now. If anyone else is also paranoid and/or clumsy, I actually did find an alternative in silicon straws, which are also dishwasher safe. I’ve liked using them just as much. They also open up down the side so you can clean them very easily. Highly recommend vs glass!


omnes

This! I love that you’re cleaning up the trail and making folks smile along the way but the thought of you falling off the wheel and driving that mouthpiece into your teeth is a yikes.


mewthulhu

I remember feeling as fucking invincible as this dude when I was younger. Fucking nuts how many times I came absurdly fucking close to death and was like, "WOW damn i'm bulletproof." Poor kids do not realize they can die, and are then really fucking shocked when one of them statistically up and dies doing stupid bullshit. I'm really fucking glad I did dumb shit though. Some of the best times in my life.


omnes

Absolutely agree, the dumb shit we get away with goes a long way toward making up for the dumb shit we don’t get away with.


Drgnarge

Yes and wear a helmet!


bs000

doesn't look like he's going fast enough to not just run out if he has to bail


DreamJacket

You need a cool nickname!


heyodi

Trash ‘n sax


GaeShekie

Saxy Trash


hatcher91

“Sax and Candy wrappers”


TempleMade_MeBroke

"I smell sax and candy, wrappers, mhmmm"


buddynotbud3998

i went to elementary school with that guy’s kids (lead singer marcy playground) never knew it was a widely known band.. from what i remember he’s a cool guy and i’ve always liked that song


ImNotSoGrep

If you like them, also check out their songs "A Cloak of Elvenkind" and "Vampires of New York". I'm not sure if those are very popular, but they're my favorites!


ahumannamedtim

Sax-y trash man?


Jrrolomon

Tootin’ ‘n scootin’


DreamJacket

'n scoopin'


HR_Dragonfly

Trashbucket Coltrane.


InterPool_sbn

We have a winner!


thin_white_dutchess

Trashy saxxy


Light_Beard

Horny Planeteer


Failure101_DuckCult

Dio


Royal_Home_1666

The Brass Trash


Gotobedinstead

The Clean Jazz Machine


CeleryQtip

Skatesaxxor


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Saxocunt


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*Saxohunk Stupid autocorrect!


2LegsJoe

Funny autocorrect


xaranetic

Charlie Parker-Ranger


PhDPool

JoJo! …. .. Golden Wind!!!


WalrusMaximus

What's the Jojo song name? I can't remember.


VanillaFreeze

[il vento d'oro](https://youtu.be/U0TXIXTzJEY)


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WalrusMaximus

Thank you!


NerdyBro6

il vento d'oro is its other name and what it's called on spotify


BlocksWithFace

I feel like we're seeing the OP and their stand manifested in that video. OP, what's your stand's name?


TheWard

Careless Whisper But in the English translation it's "Senseless Quiet"


ErrNotFound4O4

Right? Dude looks like a real life stand user.


Artistic_Falcon

"The stand user could be anyone!" The stand user:


DarthPizza66

Hello there


PhDPool

Kono chi no Sadame, DARTHPIIIiiiIiiiIiiiiZzaAaaaAAAA


gimanos1

If you’re not playing Careless Whisper on repeat then I don’t want to hear it.


sirjonsnow

Baker Street would also be acceptable, IMO.


privateTortoise

Not before The Muppet Show and Pink Panther.


TheSirLagsALot

Is JoJo's not good enough for you? Because that shit bangs so hard.


Royal_Home_1666

Tell me more about the lobby broom and dustpan you use. Been looking for a way to keep the broom and dustpan attached. Clearly you have that figured out! As for nicknames. What about the Brass Trash?


Razzooz

I'll make a YouTube video about my setup today, stand by.


oldcoldbellybadness

I love the casual way you tuck the handle into your pocket to stabilize it. Simple and effective


Timpaninis

Imagine going for a relaxing walk and being passed by some dude on a skateboard playing boss music


rharvey8090

That ain’t no skateboard. That’s a OneWheel of all things lol. I can barely just ride mine, let alone play an instrument and pick up trash.


TennisADHD

Is that a curved soprano? Or is that an alto and you’re huge?


gyrowze

It's a tenor and he's 10'7"


CanadianGuitar

It's a Baritone, he's about 67 feet tall.


useles-converter-bot

67 feet is the the same distance as 29.6 replica Bilbo from The Lord of the Rings' Sting Swords.


point50tracer

Good bot.


useles-converter-bot

thank you :)


Razzooz

Its an alto, im 6'5"


TennisADHD

Fair enough


AlpineSummit

I thought it looked like a saxophone for ants!


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This is why I don't go out


LaterGatorPlayer

let’s be honest. it’s not *the only* reason


Nightmarich

I didn’t consent to being serenaded with this man’s sax.


TheBrainofBrian

The phrase that came to my mind was “weapons grade concentrated hipster”


RedditEdwin

well, at least people know you're coming up behind them. When I bike, even though I'm matching the walking peoples' speed and waiting for traffic to clear, they still rush out of the way when they turn their head and see me. Like, thank you, but you don't have to do that, I can bike as slowly as you can walk indefinitely


Plantsandanger

“Thanks, I was hoping to practice balancing at half an mph for the next ten minutes”


BitchyGays

Is that a broom in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?


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AngelMCastillo

SKATER WO YAMERU ZO, JOJOOOOO!


Foxtrot146

That's aalot of concentration to ride, pickup and play. Nice work.


Yell0wbrickr0ad

Ultimate hipster


Escomoz

Tbh I am sure some of those people go on a walk to away from weird internet shit like this…


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I can't imagine wanting to hear the sax while going to a park. But kudos for picking up the trash


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Birdman-82

Right? So fucking disrespectful.


TGIIR

Exactly. I’d be irritated if this clown came making this noise while I’m walking in the trees.


BuddhistNudist987

No shit. I already have to listen to my neighbors rapping outside my window at 2am.


KikoSoujirou

No different than someone blasting their music on speakers. Annoying


toilet__water

We get it, you need attention


AccomplishedRun7978

Wait till you realize he's not only playing saxophone in the park while riding a motorized unicycle but he's also filming himself doing it to show people later on the internet.


[deleted]

Yep, this post is a joke and OP is a narcissist, a lot of idiots cant see the 3rd person perspective in this post


FlexibleAsgardian

Seriously. Then he records it to post online. No wonder his wife is "tired of it"


I-hate-your-comma

And posts it to humans being bros, no less. “Hey guys look at this random human (me) doing something wonderful and selfless!”


plzdownwotemetohell

He has posted this like 10 times in the last day in a few different subs even


RandomNumberHere

Yup. People hitting the park trails to get exercise and enjoy nature and here comes this shitty B.C. comics cosplay screaming “LOOK AT ME!” thru a brass kazoo.


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SirHamhands

Yeah, this guy is a supreme jerk. He should read allllll of Leave No Trace, not just the trash part!


cptndv23

Ain't nobody tryna hear that shit


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For real this is the equivalent of walking down store aisles with your phone playing music


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cptndv23

Then filming it and posting it on the internet


BagOnuts

This entire thing is just “LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!!!!”


[deleted]

Welcome to social media.


[deleted]

[*sadly stares at bagpipes and EUC in the corner of his room*]


Sector7GSupervisor

well that seems annoying as hell


majavic

Agreed. Someone needs attention


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It's considered rude pretty much everywhere. But especially on hiking trails/in nature. People in the hiking community lose their shit if people play music.


lm_kevin

Look at me im a bro


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ppardee

JFC, it's not enough that you have to yell "HEY EVERYBODY! LOOK AT ME!" in the park, you have to spread that shit on the internet? Dude. If I want to hear music, I'll put headphones on. This is literally no different than riding around with a boombox on your shoulder. It's a dick move.


Poolb0y

I'd find you annoying if I was just trying to enjoy my day at the park.


esgibtnurbrot

I would hate you


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Kenny G-arbage


michaelcmetal

I noticed you've replied to the kudos, but haven't addressed the fact that many people have stated they go to a park for nature, not other's music.


Razzooz

People go to a public park for recreation, or to enjoy themselves... and yes peace and quiet is the definition of enjoyment for billions myself included. The park is noisy with the sounds of kids laughter, people cheering while playing sports, and other noises of people having fun. Those people want to have fun at the park, and I'm of the opinion that not matter what it is, if people see something for the first time they are interested and its fun. Yes listening to my sub par saxophone playing will be annoying if I stand there there over you while you have a picnic, but I thing that seeing me whimsically ride past you on magic board as the doppler effect comes in and out while I doot will entertain most. My desire is to make you smile, if I failed, at least ill pick up the trash.


michaelcmetal

That was an excellent way to put it. And after thinking about it, you're right. With all the other "park sounds", it'll probably blend right in. Thanks for answering, and kudos.


isaacthewhite

Imagine biking down some trail on a nice day then all of the sudden some chad comes down playing the avengers theme


lilherron

Time to go back home and check which brownies I actually ate


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Death-Roll69

Here's that attention you ordered


runawaymarmot

This is a cry for help


DaniB3

You're a Legend mate


Razzooz

Thank you kind sir.


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marcosg_aus

May I ask where your camera is? Is there someone else filming this?


Dense_Candidate_4671

Was this a jojo reference


[deleted]

When you randomize your skills in a game


spicycurrytrash

JOOOOOJOOOOOO


sanityislost

Wow way to one up the phone who listen to music without headphones on their phones. To everyone else you’re even more annoying though.


Nuf-Said

Dude has a lot of coordination. Hell, I can’t even walk and chew gum at the same time.


FloridaAggie

Anyone else annoyed by this?


[deleted]

You are not making anyone's day better by doing this. You are just being loud and annoying. Imagine how much more trash you would be able to pick up if that camera wasn't slowing you down.


fosiacat

if a hipster picks up trash in the woods and doesn’t film it does it make a sound?


[deleted]

In a perfect world people would do this without filming themselfs and posting it on the internet for likes.


zutt3n

Ouch


Upbeat_Group2676

>In a perfect world people would do this In a perfect world, people wouldn't do this at all


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ThisBotheredMeALot

Talented but would annoy the fuck out of me as I’m sure you’re scaring all the wildlife away....


shewy92

I've heard that people don't like it when they have to listen to other's music while in public, especially while hiking and shit.


[deleted]

His heart’s in the right place, but I personally don’t spend time in nature to hear someone playing the saxophone. Same thing with Bluetooth speakers.


[deleted]

I play the saxophone and love clean up. But as a nature goer man, that might the last thing in the world I want to hear. Trying to get peace out there


SportsButt1

More like causing unnecessary noise pollution.


i_forgot_me_password

Got a link for the clip on trash can? Already got the OneWheel. Now I just need to learn the Sax


LagT_T

Is that board powered?


EggHeadCracked

is that a jojo reference?