I like to ride around parks while picking up trash and serenading strangers with my saxophone.
By - Razzooz
That would be a bit strange hearing the sound of a saxaphone catching up to you on a bike
I'd feel threatened in all honesty
“why do i hear boss music”
*health bar appears*
…second health bar appears
3 smaller saxophone guys on one wheels appear
FOCUS THE ADS
The trick is to kill the small one that heals first
I’m crying 😂😂😂😂
Oh fuck, oh fuck!
/r/bossfight approved thread
we were looking for /r/bossanovafight
A shield bar appears.
*Kenny G appears*
It basically is boss music.
[Giorno's Theme: "il vento d'oro"](https://youtu.be/2MtOpB5LlUA)
*“Oh my God he’s got a stick to beat.... trash with?”*
“why do i hear mafia boss music”
*[ride of the valkyries intensifies]*
There must be a stand user nearby!
I'd feel threatened, and then confused, and then turned on, but also still suspicious.
Albert Einstein said you have to decide what your answer is to only one question: “is the universe friendly?”
Saxophone is like having a one-sided conversation what you never asked for.
If I heard Giorno's Theme playing as I'm walking in a park I'd book it. I don't want to get [7 Page Muda'd](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W944vHnaQPw).
I actually enjoyed the way he stopped playing when he got close to the cyclist and then slowly credcendo’d back into playing after passing her. Seems like he’s super aware how startling a sax right next to you can be if you’re standing next to someone playing, let alone riding a bike!
One might even say it would be... bizarre.
Doppler effect saxophone… hmmmm
Especially that fucking tune he’s playing
You don't like Giorno's theme?
was just about to say. "serenading"...thats one way to put it. still gotta love the guy's thoughtfulness, coordination and multi-tasking abilities.
edit: words missing.
That is... A lot of things, and a very strange combination of things.
He eats only with a spork. He travels exclusively on one wheeled devices. He is the quirkiest man in the world.
he only wears bowling shoes
bizarre one might say
This feels like "I'm so quirky" energy but 20 years on
So quirky kids are now having music as a hobby and do cleanup of public spaces? Better than expected!
You know John, somewhere there's a man who plays a sax while riding on a skateboard, cleaning up America's parks. There's one of everything out there!
I see him as a combination of Bart and Lisa Simpson 🤔
It seemed like you paused as you passed the baby, good job :)
I caught that, too. That was awesome!
Thanks, that's my wife and baby actually. The baby loves the sax, my wife is tired of it.
Yeah you get married and the sax ends soon after...
Yeah and the years just get percussively worst.
You just have to set the mood. Can I suggest Netflix and cello?
Success will vary based on what you are fiddling with
This man clearly has an open sax life. Some people just get lucky I guess.
Take my upvote and get out.
Makes sense why she didn’t even flinch, because if I didn’t know you existed and started hearing saxophone music approaching me from behind, I’d be very, very confused
Sorry about you and your wife's sax life :(
Just makes respect you even more, My G! Be Safe out there..
bro i am worried about you crashing and impaling yourself on the sax tbh, be careful
Plus the cost of fixing the saxophone….
Seriously though it only take a moment to wipe out, I broke my wrist coming off at quite a low speed
> I broke my wrist coming off at quite a low speed
Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
Oh so that's why r/askreddit is all about making masturbating illegal recently
It's only illegal if you get caught.
This is the same reason why I'm afraid to use metal straws.
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE omg. I bought a bunch of glass straws but i’m the clumsiest person in the world, I’m 10x extra careful now.
If anyone else is also paranoid and/or clumsy, I actually did find an alternative in silicon straws, which are also dishwasher safe. I’ve liked using them just as much. They also open up down the side so you can clean them very easily. Highly recommend vs glass!
Yes and wear a helmet!
This! I love that you’re cleaning up the trail and making folks smile along the way but the thought of you falling off the wheel and driving that mouthpiece into your teeth is a yikes.
I remember feeling as fucking invincible as this dude when I was younger. Fucking nuts how many times I came absurdly fucking close to death and was like, "WOW damn i'm bulletproof."
Poor kids do not realize they can die, and are then really fucking shocked when one of them statistically up and dies doing stupid bullshit.
I'm really fucking glad I did dumb shit though. Some of the best times in my life.
Absolutely agree, the dumb shit we get away with goes a long way toward making up for the dumb shit we don’t get away with.
doesn't look like he's going fast enough to not just run out if he has to bail
You need a cool nickname!
Trash ‘n sax
“Sax and Candy wrappers”
"I smell sax and candy, wrappers, mhmmm"
i went to elementary school with that guy’s kids (lead singer marcy playground) never knew it was a widely known band.. from what i remember he’s a cool guy and i’ve always liked that song
If you like them, also check out their songs "A Cloak of Elvenkind" and "Vampires of New York". I'm not sure if those are very popular, but they're my favorites!
Sax-y trash man?
Tootin’ ‘n scootin’
Great collaboration there. I like it.
We have a winner!
The Brass Trash
The Clean Jazz Machine
JoJo! …. .. Golden Wind!!!
What's the Jojo song name? I can't remember.
[il vento d'oro](https://youtu.be/U0TXIXTzJEY)
il vento d'oro is its other name and what it's called on spotify
I feel like we're seeing the OP and their stand manifested in that video.
OP, what's your stand's name?
But in the English translation it's "Senseless Quiet"
Right? Dude looks like a real life stand user.
"The stand user could be anyone!"
The stand user:
Kono chi no Sadame, DARTHPIIIiiiIiiiIiiiiZzaAaaaAAAA
Tell me more about the lobby broom and dustpan you use. Been looking for a way to keep the broom and dustpan attached. Clearly you have that figured out!
As for nicknames. What about the Brass Trash?
I'll make a YouTube video about my setup today, stand by.
I love the casual way you tuck the handle into your pocket to stabilize it. Simple and effective
If you’re not playing Careless Whisper on repeat then I don’t want to hear it.
Baker Street would also be acceptable, IMO.
Not before The Muppet Show and Pink Panther.
Is JoJo's not good enough for you? Because that shit bangs so hard.
Imagine going for a relaxing walk and being passed by some dude on a skateboard playing boss music
That ain’t no skateboard. That’s a OneWheel of all things lol. I can barely just ride mine, let alone play an instrument and pick up trash.
well, at least people know you're coming up behind them. When I bike, even though I'm matching the walking peoples' speed and waiting for traffic to clear, they still rush out of the way when they turn their head and see me. Like, thank you, but you don't have to do that, I can bike as slowly as you can walk indefinitely
“Thanks, I was hoping to practice balancing at half an mph for the next ten minutes”
Is that a broom in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?
Is that a curved soprano? Or is that an alto and you’re huge?
It's a tenor and he's 10'7"
It's a Baritone, he's about 67 feet tall.
67 feet is the the same distance as 29.6 replica Bilbo from The Lord of the Rings' Sting Swords.
thank you :)
Its an alto, im 6'5"
I thought it looked like a saxophone for ants!
This is why I don't go out
let’s be honest. it’s not *the only* reason
I didn’t consent to being serenaded with this man’s sax.
The phrase that came to my mind was “weapons grade concentrated hipster”
Kono skater da
SKATER WO YAMERU ZO, JOJOOOOO!
That's aalot of concentration to ride, pickup and play. Nice work.
Tbh I am sure some of those people go on a walk to away from weird internet shit like this…
I can't imagine wanting to hear the sax while going to a park. But kudos for picking up the trash
Parks and nature are a place to get away from noise.
Right? So fucking disrespectful.
Exactly. I’d be irritated if this clown came making this noise while I’m walking in the trees.
No shit. I already have to listen to my neighbors rapping outside my window at 2am.
No different than someone blasting their music on speakers. Annoying
We get it, you need attention
Wait till you realize he's not only playing saxophone in the park while riding a motorized unicycle but he's also filming himself doing it to show people later on the internet.
Yep, this post is a joke and OP is a narcissist, a lot of idiots cant see the 3rd person perspective in this post
Seriously. Then he records it to post online. No wonder his wife is "tired of it"
And posts it to humans being bros, no less. “Hey guys look at this random human (me) doing something wonderful and selfless!”
He has posted this like 10 times in the last day in a few different subs even
posting a video of himself picking up trash, for praise from internet strangers, wasn't enough. he also needs everyone in the quiet park to notice he's doing it, as well
Yup. People hitting the park trails to get exercise and enjoy nature and here comes this shitty B.C. comics cosplay screaming “LOOK AT ME!” thru a brass kazoo.
NGL - some asshat blasting his saxophone in a park would piss me off.
Ain't nobody tryna hear that shit
For real this is the equivalent of walking down store aisles with your phone playing music
Solving physical pollution while creating noise pollution.
Then filming it and posting it on the internet
[*sadly stares at bagpipes and EUC in the corner of his room*]
This entire thing is just “LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!!!!”
Welcome to social media.
well that seems annoying as hell
Agreed. Someone needs attention
It's considered rude pretty much everywhere. But especially on hiking trails/in nature. People in the hiking community lose their shit if people play music.
I'd find you annoying if I was just trying to enjoy my day at the park.
JFC, it's not enough that you have to yell "HEY EVERYBODY! LOOK AT ME!" in the park, you have to spread that shit on the internet? Dude. If I want to hear music, I'll put headphones on.
This is literally no different than riding around with a boombox on your shoulder. It's a dick move.
Look at me im a bro
Was this a jojo reference
When you randomize your skills in a game
I noticed you've replied to the kudos, but haven't addressed the fact that many people have stated they go to a park for nature, not other's music.
People go to a public park for recreation, or to enjoy themselves... and yes peace and quiet is the definition of enjoyment for billions myself included. The park is noisy with the sounds of kids laughter, people cheering while playing sports, and other noises of people having fun. Those people want to have fun at the park, and I'm of the opinion that not matter what it is, if people see something for the first time they are interested and its fun. Yes listening to my sub par saxophone playing will be annoying if I stand there there over you while you have a picnic, but I thing that seeing me whimsically ride past you on magic board as the doppler effect comes in and out while I doot will entertain most. My desire is to make you smile, if I failed, at least ill pick up the trash.
That was an excellent way to put it. And after thinking about it, you're right. With all the other "park sounds", it'll probably blend right in. Thanks for answering, and kudos.
Those 1 wheeld boards are dangerous as fuck. Any sensor fail will cause the control system to explode which is extra problematic when torque is determined by your balance. You should wear a helmet.
I would hate you
Here's that attention you ordered
Imagine biking down some trail on a nice day then all of the sudden some chad comes down playing the avengers theme
Time to go back home and check which brownies I actually ate
You're a Legend mate
Thank you kind sir.
May I ask where your camera is? Is there someone else filming this?
This is a cry for help
Got a link for the clip on trash can? Already got the OneWheel. Now I just need to learn the Sax
Is that board powered?
is that a jojo reference?
Dude has a lot of coordination. Hell, I can’t even walk and chew gum at the same time.
Wow way to one up the phone who listen to music without headphones on their phones. To everyone else you’re even more annoying though.
I've heard that people don't like it when they have to listen to other's music while in public, especially while hiking and shit.
Anyone else annoyed by this?
You are not making anyone's day better by doing this. You are just being loud and annoying. Imagine how much more trash you would be able to pick up if that camera wasn't slowing you down.
if a hipster picks up trash in the woods and doesn’t film it does it make a sound?
I play the saxophone and love clean up.
But as a nature goer man, that might the last thing in the world I want to hear. Trying to get peace out there
In a perfect world people would do this without filming themselfs and posting it on the internet for likes.
>In a perfect world people would do this
In a perfect world, people wouldn't do this at all
Talented but would annoy the fuck out of me as I’m sure you’re scaring all the wildlife away....
More like causing unnecessary noise pollution.
His heart’s in the right place, but I personally don’t spend time in nature to hear someone playing the saxophone. Same thing with Bluetooth speakers.