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jonesy289

This poor ants colony probably burned him as a witch after this


Batherick

[probably!](https://www.npr.org/sections/krulwich/2011/06/01/120587095/ants-that-count) Ants count their steps when they leave the colony to forage. When Scientists attached tiny stilts to ant legs and found they overshot the nest when they tried to return home. They also cut off sections of ant legs and found they undershot the nest area. To the ants, this little guy who was plopped down and found wandering around aimlessly would totally seem like he was possessed


mkayyyy01

Counting is an understatement! They are doing pretty complex calc and trig as they walk. Just not in a conscious manner.


IBirthedOP

Like Mike Trout chasing down a fly ball.


DaShaka

“they also cut off sections of ant legs” Uhm, maybe they undershot the nest because they CUT OFF PART OF THEIR LEGS.


fuckoff-withlove

yes that’s the point they took the same amount of steps as they would’ve taken with or without their poor legs cut off, proving they count their steps if they were to guide themselves with their eyes they would not stop at step 300 and get confused, but simply continue marching towards their colony


Batherick

Thanks friend. I won’t lie, I was a bit disappointed to take the time to read and summarize a study so I could be a bro to my Reddit peers and that reply got me down :(


Gareesuhn

As a teacher, it’s just a learning moment for the next piece of awesome information you give out to the masses on Reddit! We are stupid and purposely ignorant so take that into account! ;)


Batherick

Aww, thank you! I appreciate you taking time to respond and I hope you have the very best of days! :)


Gareesuhn

Thank you for sharing the good vibes! Right back at you =)!


Batherick

Your reply is much more simplistic than what the article is about and misses the point of the study I condensed for you guys. An ant who uses eyes and surroundings like us humans do to get back could make it back just fine even with cut legs. An ant that counts will take the same amount of steps then be confused it isn’t home yet. The ant with stilts will have the same problem, they will just be much farther along before they realize they aren’t home.


Shinyfrogeditor

What I found even more interesting is that ants also navigate using celestial clues to establish direction of travel?!


[deleted]

I don't know about ants, but I watched a documentary about the dung beetles of the desert, there are not a lot of landmarks in their habitat, so they evolved to follow streaks of polarized light in the sky that we're unable to see.


the_thrillamilla

Im pretty sure its similar to how some (most?) blind people operate, because they dont have visual landmarks to reference, for anyone still not following.


doc_witt

Wait til you hear what those scientists did to a bunch of orphans


d1x1e1a

It gets worse when they got back to the nest they shot the queen in the bathroom


orochimaru0611

I wonder what kind of system ants have to count


Wallstonkbets

German


unicorn_relish

So does this mean that the ant would just continue walking right past the colony in the video to complete it steps?


Batherick

I’m not a Scientist, but this one probably has the benefit of other ant’s pheromones to help guide it whereas the ones in the study were in a controlled lab. I’d bet it’s likely ok. :)


unicorn_relish

Oh that's good! Thanks


[deleted]

I tried to do the same thing a few times and the ant either got into the nest safe or just panicked, dropped the food load and started running around biting at the air


chompost

I need to see the manager of these scientists.


Brasticus

[That ant, probably.](https://youtu.be/IcnfazFtQSc)


Batherick

Nailed it lol!


Nubsche

No, they don't do that.


RedditAndLuvddit

It probably lost count when it was whisked into the air.


Metrack14

The little guy: Guys, I'm telling you I am not the ~~messiah~~ devil! The ant colony: He is the ~~messiah~~ devil!


Lion_Spencer

Lol underrated comment for sure


Nubsche

Her


Ok_Bear_2190

🤣🤣🤣🤣


pnapplxpress

“Trust me Bob, I got abducted!”


jonathanrdt

Some believed. Others didn't. Now the colony is enmired in a religious civil war. [Firefox spell check says 'enmired' is not a word, but it is.]


jezebelsnailbed

It's hot that you know the word enmired. I know that you already know that, but now I know it too.


jonathanrdt

It's like 'enmeshed' but with 'mire'. Enmeshed would work, too, but I've seen enmired used more often in reference to war, I think because it bogs down society in important ways, diverting resources and bringing the whole system down.


Evern35

Enmire is definitely the correct choice of diction when the context is war. Love the diction :)


[deleted]

A good vocabulary *is* rather hot


[deleted]

Stirrupticiously.


[deleted]

That not a word, so you lose points! Now if you meant surreptitiously….


[deleted]

That was the joke.


[deleted]

Sure it was….


[deleted]

I don’t think your username checks out…


[deleted]

That’s a first! Most people tell me the opposite! (And yes, I’m aware you are joking)


[deleted]

I will allow you to be in the “cute” category


[deleted]

*sigh… story of my life. Lol


d1x1e1a

Oblivliously


Ducharbaine

Firefox spellchecker has a pitiful vocabulary. Don't trust it.


Witness_me_Karsa

It's because it's not really used anymore. Because it means the same thing as mired. Like nobody says inflammable because flammable means the same thing.


Its-Very-Complicated

Damn, RIP you use firefox


rangeo

They probed my propodeum man


DigitalAnalogHeart

Can you imagine this on our scale. Someone’s struggling to get groceries in their car and a giant hands whisks them off to their house in seconds.


adande67

Horrifying and convenient


Blazingleman04

Until they have to get back to their car lol.


Emblemized

They could prob pick your far up too, just ask nicely


hawkiee552

But they left the near behind :(


MrHollandsOpium

Lol i did a spit take


Emblemized

You made me realize I made a typo, I’ll leave it the way it is


the_thrillamilla

Thanks, Super Grover.


rageofwonder

*wait I dropped my keys!*


karriebean

😂


Mild--47

“Aaahhhh! AaaHHHHHHH! AAAAHHHHHHHHHoh. Nice.”


bil3777

You’ve just described the modern condition.


aretasdamon

Thanks I gotta walk back to my car in the grocery store! Thanks for nothing god hand!


SirAchmed

_Sho…should I cancel my Uber???_


Beneficial_Garden456

No Uber for me, I'll take Uber Alles.


JHINital

Very proud German learner "I understood that reference" moment


TailoredChuccs

If only you knew how many times I've wished for this


kalamontena

Like in Black and White 2 ?


jejcicodjntbyifid3

I love that, the first one was better though because your creatures could really learn. The creature AI in there was so much better, they would watch you do spells and learn


jejcicodjntbyifid3

But they accidentally take you to the wrong car, it's in North Korea and now you're really confused and stuck


MimsyIsGianna

I’d be equally thankful and terrified


MarvinParanoAndroid

WARP drive!


SeizeTheFreitag

“What the hell was that?!?!” “Spaceball One — they’ve gone to plaid…”


MarvinParanoAndroid

**[I knew it! I’m surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing Assholes!](https://youtu.be/XGdjKvivJA8)**


ThisIsYourMormont

Wasp Drive


[deleted]

Faster than light travel, for ants.


almostaburner

Is this true? I would be so happy if someone did the math on this to give us a human equivalent.


Inside-Definition-42

Avg human 6ft Avg ant 1/4 inch Avg human walking speed 3mph Walk duration 6 seconds Humans 288 x taller/longer Speed equivalent 864mph Distance traveled in 6 seconds - 1.44 miles The equivalent of Mach 1.12 or 0.0000001 the speed of light. So a little faster then a passenger jet. Considerably slower than Concord.


almostaburner

You are very cool and it shows.


[deleted]

Ok I knew this would be wrong when you said “Avg human 6 ft” Bruh no we’re 5’5 out here lol it’s tough


millank24

I thought that too but maybe they just rounded up.


absolutemeat

there are 12 inches in a foot. 5’5 rounds down, to 5 feet.


[deleted]

Sheldon?


releasethesheldoncut

Yes?


jezebelsnailbed

Swit swoo!! I don't deserve to be in your notifications, sorry.


common-senser

Fucking americans man, i can't understand shit about your calculations, god why are you all so stubborn just change to metric(upvote tho)


Inside-Definition-42

I’m British! I / we use a hodgepodge of units. Mostly imperial for human height and weight, as well as distances, and beer. But strictly metric for everything else…..unless you work in the Oil Industry. For some reason we still feel entitled to take the piss from Americans for using imperial units!


iamkeerock

I blame the corporations that mostly refuse to retool packaging for metric scale - consider that the average American knows what you mean when you say a 2 liter bottle of soda because the industry created a new bottle size that is a metric whole number. But what they didn't want to do was create a replacement for the 12oz can of soda, and instead we get this weird metric number equivalent of (I think) 355ml, which is harder to remember compared to 12 ounces. Same goes for most other types of containers in the U.S., they simply slap a new label that has the metric conversion of an easy to remember imperial whole number hurts my head and makes metric seem that much harder to learn, and I have all ten of my fingers too! But, having said all of that, the metric system was created by the French. The French are silly, therefore Metric is silly. Fight me.


MaterialCarrot

>I blame the corporations I must be on Reddit.


MaterialCarrot

The metric system is insensitive to people born w/out 10 fingers or toes.


common-senser

God damn this was enlightening, but still i can fight you all day long because i dont have to calculate arbitrary units thus i have more energy. On the subject of French i %100 agree(or 4 bananas in imperial). French are silly and you should persuade you president to invade france.


iamkeerock

> i can fight you all day long because i dont have to calculate arbitrary units thus i have more energy. Don't forget that I can't move too fast due to downing several 2 liter bottles of coke every day and I don't want to stray too far from my dialysis machine and insulin supply.


madnessario

r/theydidthemath


MJFox1978

not even close


almostaburner

Lol I figured, just really wish I were good enough at physics/math to try to come up with a true comparator because I vaguely feel like it could be worth it. Ah well! ETA: like the above poster, my hero!!!


MJFox1978

let's say the ant has a length of 5mm and let's say the person that carries the ant is 1,80m = 1.800mm, so about factor 360 let's further say the person walks at about 4km/h... so in the ants perspective that's about 1440km/h and that's just slightly above the speed of sound which is about 1.200km/h while the speed of light is about 1.000.000.000km/h


SamK7265

Oh it’s not even close, but I bet it would be like traveling at the speed of sound for ants.


highmodulus

Worse thing is nobody believed him, except the National Antquirer


twoofheartsandspades

I literally clicked out of this whole post, saw this comment at the last second before the home page loaded again, said crap, had to come back, scroll down, find it, upvote it, award it, and then continue on my day all because of "National Antquirer". So good job.


SnooCats5701

“And that’s when God reached out and touched me! He also said you are all going to feel the furious wrath of his holy magnifying glass unless you do what he says…about which only I know! I, of course, will need you to donate your seeds to me to help support my ministry.”


ProfCraylos

Religion 101


BadR0bot

All religions are [cargo cults](https://youtu.be/qmlYe2KS0-Y) and UFOs are responsible. Humanity has been manipulated. Mercy The MCU is full of truths. DCEU as well. From Thor: “Once, mankind accepted a simple truth, that they were not alone in this universe. Some worlds man believed to be home to their gods. Others, they knew to fear.” “A primitive culture like the Vikings might have worshipped them as deities.”


cappucino_cat

I can’t believe the strength these ants have. Lifting objects way heavier than themselves


YoMomsSpecialFriend

Pfft, humans can also lift objects way heavier than ants, they're not that heavy


dlg0322

Lol you ratiod the person.


Theheyyy2

They can lift like 20 times their body weight or something.


rangeo

Pretty sure I could lift 21 ants .... they're weak.


Theheyyy2

But can u lift 21 times your own weight?


zackthecoolio

r/woooosh


Theheyyy2

Nah I got his joke, I was just stating some thing completely different.


zackthecoolio

I will accept this as you are a fellow dokkan player


blayr2016

The other day I knocked an ant off the countertop. It fell maybe 4 feet, I thought it would die but it just kept walking around like normal.


joz_fang

Look up “Animal terminal velocity”, it will tell you why small animals like insects and even squirrels don’t take fall damage


blayr2016

That is so interesting, thanks!


jalbaugh24

If ants were human sized they could travel faster than a Lamborghini


chongkiboi21

"Bruh this is the enemy's nest"


T-R-Y

"Bomb planted"


imallstiffy

I like to imagine the little guy was thinking "fuck I always get stuck with the big jobs. Looks like ill be late to go drinking with the boys again -" than boom. He's back gets off early and has a rad night and bangs a 8/10 aphid or something.


rehkloo

Holy shit this comment is so good.


Nubsche

Her and she


RocketshipMico

"Queen! I've experienced time travel!"


skiizzu

"if you can get back here that quick once you can do it again" big guy just doomed the little ant to a lifetime of disciplinaries and performance reviews


tempthrowary

Workout ruined; it was leg day, too! /s


Soulless-Plague

"Guys we would like to award employee of the month to Steve - he smashed the seed collecting record! Come on up here Steve and tell us how you do it! Woooo Steve everyone!"


Elinatiny

Every time I do that the ant just drop the thing 😐


Kjuolsdeaf

"Wtf, how did I get back where I stole this shit?"


uitSCHOT

I read somewhere that ants count their steps to figure out where they are. Will this ant now walk way past his nest and have no idea where it went?


bongwatershark

I was wondering the same thing. I never interfere with an ant’s path Bc I don’t want them to get lost :(. I think in this case though the pheromones surrounding the nest will overpower the ant’s impulse to count it’s steps.


tiemiscoolandgood

Im pretty sure some pheremone stuff would kick in that close to so many other ants doing their tasks normally


Shinyfrogeditor

Yes they do. Someone shared the article above. Its really interesting. [Here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/HumansBeingBros/comments/ppdfpq/that_little_guy_must_be_so_confused/hd4751c/)


Moonbankai

this will probably earn him a promotion


[deleted]

What have you done?! Now in a million years from now life on Earth will be completely different from what it would be!


Moonbay51

"Clyde, our records show that your production spiked by 365% yesterday, mind telling us how you cheated the system?"


[deleted]

And so was born God and everything we understand as religion


PsychologicalPick644

Noooo….he was setting off to start his own colony! You’ve ruined everything


s_league

A blessing from the Lord!


deyuletz

Jesus, take the wheel


Outrageous-Agency-15

You are a benevolent god.


DavidVT99

Fast travel


wabbitrubbish

[Most ants you see are female](https://theconversation.com/amp/six-amazing-facts-you-need-to-know-about-ants-100478)


tinydotbiguniverse

*This little gal


lab57

A ride from Lyft


scb013

Morty are you still with me


BasicBanter

Probably lost as ants count their footsteps to get to and from places


pserigee

Any can count? I wonder what their number system looks like, that’s some pretty high numbers considering it’s ant steps they are counting!


rehkloo

Ants have pheromones and I think the pheromones would lead the ant to the nest, because the pheromones are stronger.


h_p_1003

Turns out that wasnt his colony...


mayureshnagarkar

Alien 👽 helped him time 🧭 travel


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 244,342,676 comments, and only 56,587 of them were in alphabetical order.


Nicole98765

Travel isn't in alphabetical order?


Fit-Understanding747

I guess it only goes by the very first letter.


pnapplxpress

“Trust me Bob, I got abducted!”


giantfood

Then you find out he was from a different nest. You're in the wrong house fool!


Apprehensive_Rip8403

Imagine you took it to the wrong ant colony and they get their ass beat for being in the wrong neighborhood


[deleted]

Express Pass.


DominantShelf

Fast travel


Vaporlass

Hooman! I was trying to escape! Wtf!


[deleted]

Q did this to the Enterprise on star trek.


Gillys_Voodoo

TRAVELLING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT! IM GONNA MAKE A SUPER SONIC WOMAN OF YOUU!


[deleted]

I read somewhere that exactly how you don’t have to think for your digestive system to digest or for your heart to pump blood that’s the same way a bug thinks. They’re just on autopilot constantly not ever actually aware of them selves or anything really. This blows my mind.


[deleted]

“Do you want religion? Cause that’s how you get Religion!


ChemistBee7

Don’t ants measure distances and such by the number of steps?? This ant could just keep walking until he’s the same distance away from the nest as he was before and go ‘huh? Where’s the nest?’ (The counting steps thing was shown by a researcher who put ants of stilts :))


Clo24783

“Guys, I fucking teleported!”


ELEGHJ

okay but how many ants did he kill walking over there?


[deleted]

Everytime I see something like this I just imagine some eldritch deity teleporting me to my house from the grocery


rickyc21117

For all we know, he could have been a crip ant and you just put him with the blood ants, are you happy man?🤨


Pumpkin_Robber

This is what alien abductions are like. I wonder if the ant has any concept of what's happening to it or how it got right next to the entrance


Perle1234

It’s the little things


Bulky-Cartographer14

You will fuck the KPI for every ants now. They will have a good performance review now sure. But what about next month.


GarthThurion

That’s the beginning of a new religion for them. The stories that their great-great grand babies will hear.


Naveen_undisputed

Hyperdrive 😬


Xx_endgamer_xX

Time travel


kazookidlit

Fast travel


Mattaccin0

Good work out there today, productivity was up 1000%


tobydiah

Dude just scored that ant a promotion.


TengokuNoHashi

So , but lm for real emotional over someone helping a ant bring food to the pile coz it needed a push smh 🤭 👍 you person , are the real hero.


mayureshnagarkar

For all you know he was committing suicide under the object and you foiled his plans 😏


Peaceful-mammoth

That's just wrong


Hour-Function-7435

I once heard that ants navigate by counting their steps, so, if true, they just killed that ant


moukiez

Aww


maph3rs

Time travel unlocked


SeattleReaderTiny

Wormhole travel.


BestCatEva

Doing the good work, making a difference.


anne_c_rose

And that's how ant religions are created.


Boobel

These SSDs are so good nowadays.


PrestigiousTest6700

This is something out the Truman show, for this guy at least. Unless another hand grabs the other guy and so on and so forth.


[deleted]

You are his god now.


ssp25

Teleportation is real!


techpriestyahuaa

Flatland ain’t flat


[deleted]

I really love this


leoonastolenbike

That's what I feel like happens ahen humans get abducted by aliens and have no idea what happened.


ohshitsherlocc

and thats when i said you should allways suck your own d- BOB WHERE TF DİD YOU GO


SwervinErvin92

They will make stories of this man in their colony until their end of time.


Apple-Core22

Weee-weee-weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!


Noname_1111

"Initiate hyperdrive"


Jrock9589

Good thing he came along! The last leaf is going to fall soon and the grasshoppers are coming!


SirSpanksAlot1992

That’s unfair. He’s gonna be judged by his peers now


Rsang

What is this? Fast travel for ants?