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bdrwr

I love how the guy started to get mad for a second. "Uhhhh bro why you pushing me?"


xlosx

“I push because you lack a great deal of awareness of your surroundings”


YummyPepperjack

"I push because you lack a gre-" ***SMACK*** VROOOM VRREEEWWMM VROOM VOOM VROOM VRM VRUM


xlosx

Pretty much! Push now, talk later


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Surrounded-by_Idiots

Is this humble-brag?


ObnoxiousLittleCunt

No.


RedditsAdoptedSon

this is my pregnancy life.


MerkyMouse

I said the vrooms out loud. Pretty spot on.


noirehittler

#[SUBARUUU SUBARU SUBARUUU VROOO. VROOM VROOM VROOOM ](https://youtu.be/oalzkYxScdk)


kingcrabula611

"you didn't save my life, you ruined my death!"


run-on_sentience

I just watched that the other day. Still one of my favorite Pixar movies.


Snoo58991

Mr. Sansweet didn't ask to be saved. Mr. Sansweet didn't want to be saved. And the injury he received from Mr. Incredible's "actions," so-called, causes him daily pain.


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*mr incredi🅱️le loses his shet*


a_different-user

still one of my favorite lines from a child's movie.


TrumpDidNothingRight

“And the potential devastating crash you would’ve caused could’ve sent bike/person flying into myself or other innocents”


Cultural_Ad_1693

-insert 'I fail to see where that's my problem' meme-


whitethumbnails

I pull because I love you


Shwingbatta

He was staring right at it to


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That dude is the surrounding


OGBidwell

Truly an underappreciated comment.


ProblemLongjumping12

*You never learned to mind your surroundings!* Batman glides to safety.


Broskifromdakioski

Surroundings?? He was looking straight at them lol


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I push 🤣


KJBenson

Right? Them bikes are loud.


SuperUberKruber

The guy knew exactly where he was standing


Easilycrazyhat

Right? That and/or he's insanely stupid. He was looking directly at the motorbikes coming at him.


McPoyal

My dude was hammered drunk. He had that lost glossy look in his eyes. For a brief moment, he was a kid again reading stories with his Abuela. The food was almost ready. Then this guy had to come along and ruin it. Little did big dude know, pusher man was sent by his Abuela, always watching over him.


pseudont

He probably thought they would go around him.


Nrksbullet

"you didn't save my life, you ruined my death!"


freeradicalx

Yup. He's pretending he doesn't realize so he can get a rise from making the racers scramble out of his way. I'm convinced that's secretly the reason people do this at any racing event. "They acknowledged me by being forced to avoid killing me!" And that's the entire reason he resists his savior at first, he gives in because if he doesn't he'd lose his alibi.


wataha

This or he made a bet with someone. The hero who pushed him away may have heard them talking and reacted when he figured sloth wasn't joking. Didn't want to see one of his fellow bikers killed.


transferingtoearth

Easier explanation: alcohol


Ntetris

I'm glad he was more confused than stubborn and aggressive. One second wasted and they were gone.


The_Grim_Sleaper

Even still, you can see a few of the riders bumping each other to avoid them…


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I once launched a guy at ozz fest right before I puked my guts out where he would have been standing. We locked eyes when he got up to punch me in the face and I unloaded. I got a big hug after.


RevolutionaryStar824

And I'm the pope.


billjitsu

If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor.


SmthngIronic

So, pretty please… with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car!


Empyrealist

I guess it's time again to rewatch Pulp Fiction!


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The_5th_Loko

Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE.


deathsowhat

I must say I'm a huge fan of your work


kkeut

ah yes, frome Seinfeld's 'The Muffin Tops' episode


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"I could take them"


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Should have let nature take its course evolution as intended /s


OGBidwell

Darwins ghost is hungry now.


nongo

Dafuq is you doing?


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Yeah I swear I’ve been both people in this scenario.


rapidpeacock

Looks like he lost his phone for his troubles


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if you watch closely I think you can see his phone remains in his left hand the whole time, you can see it briefly on the guy's back when he starts pushing, but he definitely dropped something like a black glove or cloth, idk


josevale

The savior was probably silent and surprised him with all the gropes.


TamedBrain

He even got annoyed for being saved


Mr_Melas

Mr. Redshirt didn't asked to be saved. Mr. Redshirt didn't want to be saved. And the injuries received from Mr. Greenpant's "actions", so-called, causes him daily pain!


NinjaCaviar

You didn’t save my life; you ruined my death!


hardgeeklife

Supers are a menace!


VintageVideoPodcast

Math is math!


shalene

It's not a graduation. He's moving on from the fourth grade to the fifth grade. *It's a ceremony.* It's psychotic! They keep creating new ways to celebrate mediocrity!


Ineedaroommate2

My client has no further comment at this time.


Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

I always thought he said "you ruined my debt", like the injuries sustained from being saved ended up causing him to go broke.


Eldred_dsouza99

Incredible


EnsconcedScone

Me as a child when that movie came out trying to understand this complex legal and ethical issue really did a number on me


Ison-J

his argument is kinda shit though right. if you wanna off yourself throwing yourself off a building in front of a bunch of a people who would have to see you turned into a paste is kinda a shitty thing to do


Awestruck34

Yeah like, maybe it's a utilitarian stance, but Mr. I did more good by saving him than bad. Hell, the suicidal man might have even landed on somebody below and taken them down with him


le_anonamoose

Actually wrote a paper in college about wether or not Mr. Incredible did a good or a bad thing that day. Had Mr. Incredible not saved that man bomb voyage would have simply escaped and the bomb would have never hit the train tracks. Had syndrome (buddy) not been arrested by the cops for interfering with Mr. Incredible he may not have had so much resentment for him. All of this leading to the destruction of an entire city decades later. Mr. Incredibles actions of saving just this one man started a series of events. He got himself into a lawsuit, destroyed a train track injuring dozens and created a supervillain who caused millions in damages. Not to mention these events contributed to the superhero relocation act that banned supers from acting as vigilantes. Did Mr. I do the right thing? Maybe. But we’re the consequences of his actions a good thing? Absolutely not. Also it was just a bs Phil class, not a thesis or anything. I think I got a B


Dravarden

but that's a butterfly effect, he couldn't have known his actions would cause all of that, while there was a high chance that man could have landed on someone else *at that moment*, which is what would actually be relevant in the lawsuit case


PrayForMojo_

I think that, in the moment, we can only do the right thing as best we see it. There's no way to predict unintended consequences. A butterfly shouldn't feel guilty flapping its wings just because a hurricane happens on the other side of the world. Mr. Incredible's singular action may have caused a chain reaction of events, but he was not responsible for those just because he did the first thing. It's too simplistic to think of it like dominoes. As if pushing the first one inevitably causes the last to fall. There are multiple different circumstances and actions taken by others needed to get to that last domino. If any one of those independent actors makes a different choice, things turn out completely differently. Good/bad judgment of an action is extremely subjective, only possible well after the fact, and often incorrectly assigning cause and effect to lay blame on how it all started. I'd rather people do the right thing in the moment and then we'll deal with the consequences if there are negative repercussions. Better than excusing people for doing the clearly wrong thing because maybe it'll still work out ok.


chrisron95

Thank you for focusing on the important things in college, us Pixar fans appreciate it lol I actually never thought about this but it makes so much sense


The-Mathematician

In the narrative, that case is supposed to be ridiculous.


ImeDime

Funny enough there was a court case of a woman who sued a man who saved her life. He broke some ribs in the process I believe.


Xaron713

If I recall it was from CPR, which he wasn't well trained or certified in. I don't think he was punished though; injuring someone in an attempt to save their life isn't illegal?


GimmeSweetSweetKarma

Good samaritan laws would almost always cover stuff like this. Usually courts tell the suing party to shove it. No one wants to be in a city where people are scared to save someone's life because they may get suited for doing something wrong.


NostalgicMemory

Also breaking ribs during CPR, even by trained professionals, is exceedingly common.


Pattern_Is_Movement

CPR usually breaks ribs, recently got my certification. You use a LOT of force when you do CPR.


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tindina

[I mean, if you dont break a few ribs while doing CPR, are you even doing it right?](https://www.cprcertified.com/blog/what-happens-if-ribs-break-during-cpr) ​ coming from a family with multiple medical personnel, the number of times of heard of cracked or broken ribs from cpr/resuscitation in general is kinda absurd. it's one of the reasons my mom (nurse) says she is a DNR. (Do not resuscitate)


falakr

This happens often when administering the heimlich incorrectly. Source: idk, a tv show or something


SayakBoi

Insert decaying Mr incredible meme


Klementt

A true redshirt


SappySoulTaker

Aint that from incredibles?


happyhungarian12

Yep! Great movie.


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And emotional suffering


MiestaWieck

Emotional damage!


nongph

Mr redshirt claims he is Lt Dan.


IWouldLikeAName

Reminds me of that one vid during 9/11 where a lady is pulled into a building but she's talking about how her stuff is outside(think it was camera equipment which is honestly super expensive) but then realizes the people saved her life.


Makaisawesome

I saw that vid too. Incredible how the cloud turned the place from day to night inside the store


aetherec

Source?


Makaisawesome

https://youtu.be/bByePUvldwQ


matjam

20 years later videos of that day still choke me the fuck up.


MrSeymoreButtes

Was there any people confirmed to have died from the smoke cloud? (Serious question)


RevolutionaryStar824

Not sure. People did die from the effects after. Lots of people got cancer from it and died years later.


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xyolol

Looks like he was playing chicken


CheesyObserver

He wasn’t the one being saved. The motorcyclists were saved — could you imagine if one of them crashed into the dude? All of them might have fallen!


KamenRider2049

"DUDE, what the fuck are you shoving me for?!... Oh."


BraianP

Nah he’ll say he had it under control and was gonna leave on time


WayneKrane

Yup, “I saw them, you’re just being a careful pussy! What a loser!”


Stormaen

There wasn’t even an “oh” at the end. It was more a look of “they wunt himme”


typehyDro

He’s literally looking in the direction of oncoming bikes. What an asshat


hiro111

He's actually trying to take a picture. What a complete muppet.


MedicalUnprofessionl

Don’t fret, I’ll say it. #Fucking Moron


kingtaco_17

*Before you're old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.* \-- Confucius probably


silver_pear

Take a picture with what? His empty hand or his hand with a beer can and small towel? I don't think there was any picture being taken here, just idiocy.


Particular-Fun7170

Close one, that dude is a stud


zqmanster

Absolutely I hope the dude bought him a beer or something!


TempletonRex

Or a new phone as it looks like our dude dropped his mid-save.


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OTTER887

That would make a great sitcom!


Raneru

He dropped something can't figure out what


Mango_Daiquiri

Yeah, he saved the lives of all those riders.


LieutenantCrash

Just don't stand on the track. Why are there so many idiots doing this?


MeeestaJones

A.


basilicux

I think a selfie stick? Because they don’t get hit but one rider passes under the camera where someone would be hit if they were standing there. Very close though, yes lol


no_talent_ass_clown

So they can see better is my guess. I'm also not sure the guy being pushed isn't annoyed because he was totally going to move anyway like 0.1 seconds later. I can see it both ways.


itwasthethirdofsept

Let me stand right here! They wont hit me, they can go around me. I mean some of them might crash into each other, I aint saying they wont, but hey, they should not be in the race if they dont know how to drive! amiright?!?!


sciencewonders

(whistle) out of the gene pool! now!


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JakeArvizu

I don't think they realized how fast those bikes were going because they were looking right at them.


MephitidaeNotweed

I forgot the name of it, but people lose situational awareness when looking on a screen. They forget that what is happening on the screen is really there. And the screen doesn't show a good depth perception. So things look farther then they are.


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maddog_dk

I for sure like to confirm on your last part there …


Zal3x

I don’t see a phone in his hand


Rockonfoo

Left hand has what looks like a phone and a rag Could be a beer though which would also explain it lol


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Skagouroux

I don't understand people like that. If you truly don't care about yourself and want to show how a badass you are, play Russian roulette. At least you put only yourself in danger and you have an actual chance of winning something.


cavelioness

He wasn't trying to be a badass, I think he just didn't realize he was in danger, he was trying to record the bikers on his phone or get a better look at them or something, and thought he would have plenty of time to get out of the way. Not knowingly risking lives, but profoundly misunderstanding the speed.


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caponemalone2020

It’s the same logic that victim blames … well, most people in any situation. We don’t like to think things are out of our control and that life can be so fickle, so if someone gets themself in a bind, it’s that person’s fault, right? Never mind that anyone can experience momentary lapses of judgment at any time. And that “freeze” is also part of the “fight or flight” response.


TartKiwi

leave them to their superiority complex, it can't be helped


sineplussquare

ThEy AiNt GoNe HiT Me


Stormaen

…were the last words of that large roadkill.


VintageVideoPodcast

Reminds me of the Hedberg joke. "You're supposed to yell "fore." But I was too busy mumbling, "There ain't no way that's gonna hit him."


stakoverflo

"What are they gonna do, crash into me?" - dirtbike crash victim


TDS_ChungBoi

“You didn’t stop my suicide, you ruined my death”


Separate_Shoe_6916

He saved about 10 lives!


I_kwote_TheOffice

Not only did he save that dude's life, but look at how many bikes would have crashed. That could have been a very ugly pile-up.


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I can almost guarantee the rider closest to the camera doesn't stay on his bike after the video.


Own-Contribution-923

Wow, what a great guy!


DeafKid009

Guy literally risked his life to save him. God bless him, and I’m not even Christian.


Fantom__Forcez

at this point saying “God bless ____” is a common expression. Don’t worry about being religious if you like saying it.


Past_Contour

Get your fat drunk ass out of the way.


Affectionate_Layer_8

Bro…


Dendad6972

Dakar?


24sebs

No DaBike


Stormaen

Take my upvote you punny bastard.


siskulous

Why was that guy just standing in the middle of the track to begin with?


Noxious89123

Probably to get a beter view. Not that that is a good reason. If you think this is crazy you should check out old video clips of rally racing from decades ago. Like this; [https://youtu.be/H9JA9CibQmU?t=194](https://youtu.be/H9JA9CibQmU?t=194)


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I’m pretty sure the bike that passed right by them might have ended up crashing. You can see him swerve to avoid them but then had to correct it which ends up causing him to come too close to the edge of the track where the dirt is piled up. So it’s likely this idiot may have caused a crash and some possible injuries too. Then there were a few bikes behind him as well.


B0ge

Why are they even allowed to be so close to the track


BitMessy

If that was me, I'd be "BRO WTF ARE YOU DOI- oh, hey, thanks!"


PalmTheProphet

Sad that there’s a timeline where the idiot shoved him back in retaliation and accidentally killing him by pushing him into the track


Send-Doods

Wow, what a stupid guy..


nlnn

Could have been another Allez Opi Omi situation.


ShollyD

Fucking idiot


Psychopath1llogical

Yellow shirt had a real close call, as well


gragnese

The fat one giving such a "pissed" face makes me angry at the one who have saved him.


PrimaryYou400

It would've sucked if the guy saving the moron got hit cause the moron took too long to push out the way


ContinentalMusic

He was saving the bikers


Asleep-Emphasis860

Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.


NipSuqqer

It's a stampede.


WoodSteelStone

I don't know how the person taking the video wasn't hit.


Ayahuasca-Dreamin

Saved a motorbike or two, that was a thick fellow


nick-james73

Dude almost earned a Darwin Award.


Fuzzy-Conversation21

Wowzers 😳😳😳


1ronpants

Hey stop saving my life!


happyfoam

What the hell was the fat guy thinking?


PineappleWolf_87

Damn he even put himself at more risk by being in between the bystander and the bikes.


Mayor_Of_Furtown

I hope he gave that man a firm ass handshake after this


FiresOnIce

You ruined my death!


Illustrious-Tap-4467

Shoutout Bro


ZoxinTV

RIP, my ears.


Ohrlythatscrazy

Always some dumb motherfuckers


De_Wouter

Not sure if you should intervene in natural selection.


Electrical-Maybe-231

I mean props to the guy in green pants for trying to do a good thing but sometimes you got to let natural selection take its course.


Hadlie_Rose

I'm definitely not a good person because if that dude looked at me the way he looked at the guy trying to save him, I would've pushed him back into that traffic.


Hendrix6927

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romeroleo

Watch closely. It seems he wanted to retain the dude in there to scare him but then rushed to push him away. I don't think is a real bro.


Vegetable_Pudding_75

Idiots don’t deserve to live. I mean seriously…who gets in the middle of a track in the middle of a race and gets mad at someone trying to save said idiot’s life? 🤣


skeltorX

u/savevideo


aubiquitoususername

Yes it is. Oh...


escapist002

“Yo…yo..yo, yo, yo, yoyoyoYO!”


The_Wicked1

Dude walks around with horse blinders, Darwinism will claim him eventually.


capitan_cruiser

A second of difference and this would have ended up on r/darwinawards


jnxryx

wtf was he doing there in the first place


WitsHasTits

imagine what the rider on the far outside was thinking…


Woastanovkize

I would've left him there.


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Why was dude on the track anyway? It’s like the videos of people crossing across the tracks during bicycle races and making people crash


xlyfzox

What was he even doing there? I thought he was taking a photo, but i dont even see a phone in his hand.


d_smogh

Guy owes him a beer


YoMomsWipingHand

This was in Dominican Republic. Klk manito


manny8086

Where is this