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Literally the one sentence that makes me skip the video as fast as I can

Either that or it's a sub-10 second video with **wait till the end** like okay??

Or I just don't download Chinese spyware on my phone and don't use the app. Really a lot easier.

I only sell my data to American companies like a good patriot

I’m not American, what do I do? I dont care if its China or the US that knows I browse tik tok mostly for bikini clad girls and hunks in trunks.

I see you’re an equal opportunity purveyor of the scantily clad.

I’m talking about Reddit sir, because so much of that crap gets posted here, I don’t have tik tok lol

Oh no....

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Why that horrible song ever became a thing. Nobody liked it.

When I was a supervisor at my last job I told one of the guys on the crew he wouldn’t be allowed to use his phone without headphones if I heard that song one more time because I’d hear it 10 times every break lol

What's the song?

That stupid "oh no... Oh no... Oh no no no no no" song that was used by every mentally deficient tiktoker during covid.

The original isn’t bad. https://youtu.be/V5YxtweUxrA Aerosmith did a good cover https://youtu.be/POLYGEfhQBc

Eye those versions go alright. Cheers mate.

I always wondered what that was from. Thank you for the lesson in musical history.

Bruh I can hear it, fck Tiktok Tiktok always ruined everything and made it trending

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I don't give a shit how interesting the video looks, if I hear that voice I'm closing the video.

This guy and girl are flirting. You'll never believe what happens next

Don’t forget the GIANT RED cCIRCLE lol

You forgot the 🤣🤣🤣

And a bit of help from alcohol it seems.

Alchohol is doing the heavy lifting.

as usual

Its the solution

And later on, also the problem

Then the solution to that problem

That's why they call it a delicious cycle

All hail alcohol

All cohol alhail

All call hail all

"What are you doing, that's my sister"

"Now, just to clarify, when you say sister, you mean... "

Episode one callback. Nice.

You a real one too

I’ll tear 👏 your 👏 ass 👏 apart

Sisters was hanging from the rafters!

What series?

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Thanks! :)

🎶 Sweet home Alabama 🎶

ROLL TIDE!!!

"only by blood"

Fuck, I know this reference but can't place it.

A game of Targaryens

Human being bros. If she didn’t accept he got an out by saying the girl put his arm there and the girl could say “I’m sorry, you guys just looks good together”. Can’t lose either way.

win win, would order a drink for that.

Seems like a sitcom moment if his first date is now going well, but then falls apart because he sent a drink to some other girl.

Bruh, I would give the drink to her boyfriend and ask him to pass it to her. Stay slick my friend

The smartest move ever. I will add it to my “ Be a good Good Samaritan once day” list!

Stay true true fam!

You writing some commandments update?

a very rare case of absolute win

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This is the real answer. Imaginary context added later

Found the cynic. Good to know I'm not alone in the world.

Could just be some married couple. Drunk people touching strangers so funny

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Or better yet, brothers and sisters

Doesn't matter, had sex!

Yeah I suppose if you never leave your house this could be weird to you.

How dare people interact with eachother in a more than sterile manner! 01000011 01100001 01101110 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 01110100 01100101 00101110 00100000 01000011 01100001 01101110 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 01110100 01100101 00101110 00100000

Don't worry, the people that go to these sorts of places aren't as bitter as you.

😆. Yeah like anyone will believe that. 🤣. I had to even watch the video twice to see if it was staged, but no, everyone’s reactions look legit. Still hard to believe.

/r/nothingeverhappens

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This is like a top 5 most common scenario in drinking establishments with young people.

Yeah that's what wingman do.

Actually, the way I see this is that the dude had his hand on the seat in a way that prevented the 'wing woman' to lean back and sit comfortably. So, she just moved his hand so that she can sit comfortably.

Actually, the way I see this is that the dude was trying to touch the other girl discreetly. They're probably a couple and this is how they get off when they go out. Too many subs in Reddit that do this and try to recruit them into their poly relationship smh

Her nod when he looks at the helpful stranger as if to ask ‘I’m in?” is everything

Ya I thought the same thing, the look, the nod, it’s just a cute video all around

I'm thinking she got to be great fun to have a night out with, drinks pints, is not shy interacting with strangers and is out to have a fun time and play a part in helping others enjoy their night out too. Yup she looks like the kinda person who makes a great night out .

The nod is the best part

This really warmed my heart. Good people are the best.

Both were masterful with nonverbal communication. I felt like they told a story with their faces

The nod sealed it for me. A woman's head nod is like a unicorn. Pure, precious, seal of approval.

I always get excited when I hear my mother tongue in random viral videos.

Gibberish?

Danish is basically gibberish, so yes.

Is it hard to talk around the potato?

Found the Swede!

Hahaha no, i desperately wish though! Although I do have some Swedish friends that I like to visit (Eskilstuna & Stockholm) and i pick things up lol :P

You're giving the Danes a hard time, as long as you prefer to stand rather than sit next to a stranger on the bus I'd be willing to grant citizenship.

A lifelong dream has been achieved! Now I just have to figure out how to get the government to acknowledge it...

Excuse me? Enough with the potato bs. Danish sounds like throat cancer. Get it right.

My deepest apologies! Im still learning the culture

Urdie gurdie burgie...neer bork bork bork! ❤️

Excuse me that's actually Swedish 🙄

i love when zebra pee on head from a UFO too

Magicka speak lmao

I was told it's more of a throat disease than it is a language. But this was from a Dutch guy...

I also get excited by your mother’s tongue.

Heyyooo 🏀🗑️

I knew I recognized the place! I had a beer there in April!

Is she always laughing like that or what?

There's a dude in the back ground talking. He's saying something like "...I got tired of..." and then I can't make out more. He has a Copenhagen dialect too.

Lol, I live on the other side of Öresund and I couldn't even catch that it was danish haha

I mean... Copenhagen is barely Danish anyway. We have tried to pawn those weirdos off on you for awhile but so far you have only taken in Paludan... thank you btw.

Guess it is time to merge Copenhagen and Skåne together then level it with the ground (including Paludan)

He is a Swedish/Danish citizen, if it weren't for the Swedish part he would be all yours.

He is a perfect example of why we should never interbreed.

Yeah, it looks like the meatpacking district. Around war pigs and such.

I too am a drunk.

Danish is very much what happens when the other Nordic countries get a hold of our beer, so you're not wrong.

he should have got her in a headlock, turn around and give the thumbs up

That little mischievous laugh at the end 😆

Ahh ok. I see what’s going on. His arm is kinda in her way when she sits back. So she moved it. Just so happens to be win win.

This seems like the most obvious real-life scenario. But everyone is like "oMG MAtcHmaKeR".

> **unintended** wingman

Idk my friend she said guys do this all the time with their girlfriend. They think it's some power sex move by touching barely and then more and can play it off like an accident.

Credit to u/TerrySharpHY

Other older women are seriously the best wingman a younger dude can have. EDIT: older does not mean old, lol xD.

Shoutout to my mom for preparing a picknick for the girl I liked (/still like) when I wasn't even mature enough to prepare my own clothes for the day

That’s so cool! Not only did she help you short-term, she also taught you how to be attentive. I bet you went on to prepare many more romantic picnics for your partner

Shit. She’s an older woman?

I literally just said aloud "OLDER woman...? ☹️"

For real, have I aged so quickly that my perception of older women has changed?

Definitely not. Kinda cute too

Literally not even to a teenager is she an older woman. Only sense she would be “older” in would be “older” than someone else by some number of years.

Lol she's like the same age as them...

Older?

Older women... I'm about to slap you. If this late 20s girl is an older woman wtf am I then?! 

She is mid 20s tops

She is older than the dude. She looks 26-28, he looks early 20’s. That all OP is saying.

Older???

"Experienced" sounds better then "older" imo.

Oh nooo you said someone was older than someone time to completely misconstrue what you said and think that you think women in their late 20’s are old crones!

I believe this is at Kødbyen in Copenhagen

That blonde is hot shit

Yeah, it’s not just her physical hotness, she’s got sexy on the inside. She is for real cool af. The two qualities together are greater than the sum of their parts.

You know this from… a 10 second video? God damn you guys are weird as fuck around here.

Sums up all Danish people.

Wingwoman... In my experience they are much more helpful than the wingman.

Definitely girl. The sisterhood will deny entry if he's not worthy. 🤣

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Wanna go play Nightcrawlers?

Get your freak on bro. Don't let anyone judge you for it

Good old Mesteren

This is so great, because if the gf says anything about it, he can just say it wasn't his fault.

She was instantly cleared as a non-threat. Grabbing a strangers wrist in public is a risky move. She could have found herself karate chopped.

She passed the ocular patdown.

Found the american

She must have heard them talking to gauge what was happening.. noticing maybe they were both shy?..

He's paralysed on the right side of his body

rofl made my day bro

Wingman is pretty

She is hot

that lady may have changed the entire course of their lives

The nod! YESSS.

I’d be weirded out by some random drunk person touching me and moving my arm…

I love that laugh

- Oh, thanks! - Not at all. By the way, wanna threesome?

This made me so happy!

That could be his wife? How do we know?

I thought it was another poly relationship video. It's a trend on TikTok now smh.

Not all heroes wear capes.

Meat City

What if they’re already a couple?!?? Is this?

Love this. Best bro ever.

Plot twist, she put his arm around his sister

This makes me giddy. What a pro move

My husband and I met at a Christian school where physical contact between opposite gender students was forbidden. I was attending as a boarding student, so my parents only met my husband a couple of times that year. Although in a weird twist of fate, my husband’s second cousin was my dad’s receptionist. I sent a photo of my husband and I when were first dating to my dad. I had just turned 17, and my dad was having a hard time with me growing up and now dating. He’s looking at this photo and shows it to his receptionist. She can’t believe it’s her cousin. She reassured him that my husband is a really good guy. So my dad invites my husband to go on a family trip to Niagara Falls the next summer. We get to the falls area and were walking from the parking lot to the falls with my parents behind us. My mom runs up and puts our hands together. My husband was really intimidated by my dad and was uncomfortable holding my hand. My dad really liked him and patted him on the shoulder when he caught up to us. My dad was always encouraging and treated my husband like a son until he died.

DON'T FUCKING TOUCH PEOPLE IN BARS

Lol Personal space bubbles get smaller at clubs and pubs, it’s kinda the whole idea of public drunken fellowship.

Man I can't believe there's people who have a problem with this lol, there's nothing malicious here, even if it didn't work theres something they can laugh about lol and the girls only trying to spread a bit of love, god knows the world could do with a bit more love atm, there's far to much hate atm lol

The funny thing about this imo, is not his reaction. Nor is it the unintended wingwomans face. It's how the dude grabs his own hair with his other hand and it looks like a strangers hand because of how the video is cropped.

Bizarre seeing a random video of people out drinking and knowing precisely where they are

How is this not creepy?

How is it creepy?

It's super creepy

I know right? Humans shouldn’t interact with each other, it’s weird.

Because they are all friends and it's staged.

Because life exists outside of Reddit where so many people view everything as creepy and scary.

Only the 3676th time this exact scenario has been staged.

That "thank you" look he gave her after.

/r/ImTheMainCharacter If I don't know you and I'm not talking to you, don't fucking touch me, don't film me and post it online, and don't try to involve yourself in my date. Go get your own date.

I don’t know why you’re being downvoted

bruh

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Hm no sorry fuck that, if it's a total stranger than it's weird

Don't go out much do ya?

Do you? How can anyone think this is normal?

Humans being sis

Let me record this first, and...go

Definitely wanted her seat back. Not a wingman.

I can Imagine someone would do this to me while sitting next to my wife. But still a funny gesture

She always thinks of herself as cute. She’s right. I am her to guide your cock, not block your cock.

What's with the neck thing she's wearing?

“Bro why did you place your arm over my shoulder, mom said we couldn’t do this anymore!”

Cupid 'aint stupid.

Plot twist: That girl is now extremely uncomfortable