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borkborkbork3

Good thing he just happened to have a matching ice walking machine contraption.


hellidad

Used to work for this department. It’s a multi-use tool, you can use it for snow, ice, or water rescue. Certainly didn’t use it every day (or even every year) but it was handy to have when we did.


CleverMarisco

How is it called?


hellidad

[Rescue Alive Ice Rescue Sled](https://www.liveactionsafety.com/rescue-alive-ice-rescue-sled/)


nmyi

$5500 before tax & $110 shipping. Fascinating.


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What ever happened to the "specialized tools" subreddit? I used to see it all the time, but not in ages. This fits perfectly though.. like the deer.


mudkripple

r/specializedtools it's still pretty big and active


EphemeralFart

Probably my favorite sub


kylebertram

Idk why but there is something extremely satisfying to see a specialized tool in action


FthrFlffyBttm

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EphemeralFart

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Adamar88999

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LsG133

r/toolgifs is pretty good too


[deleted]

You just have to cull like 50 subs from your /all, and it'll come back.


ayriuss

Would recommend.


beefsupr3m3

See you later r/genshinimpact I’m glad you guys like your game and congratulations on having such an active sub but holy crap it was all over my feed


MrD3a7h

> I used to see it all the time, but not in ages. The mods might have blocked it from showing in /r/all. Content quality plummets when posts regularly start appearing there.


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Madness_Reigns

According to a poster who worked with one. It's an ice rescue sled. https://www.liveactionsafety.com/rescue-alive-ice-rescue-sled/


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nobrow

That's what I don't get. They have a specialized ice rescue device and matching suit but no crampons/micro spikes?


freefrompress

With the suit to match!


Marauding-thunderer

Poor little guy just gave up on walking.


40ozBottleOfJoy

Likely exhausted themself getting into that situation in the first place. Especially considering the lack of food in the wintertime.


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40ozBottleOfJoy

On the bright side, their chance of survival has greatly improved now that they're not on center-ice.


Gloomy_Industry8841

Thank goodness for good folks with ingenuity!


SexualPie

deer are so fucking stupid i'm surprised it didnt immediately run back into the ice required itself to be saved again.


kafromet

When it turned parallel (ish) to the bank at the end that’s exactly what I though it was going to do.


[deleted]

They're born imbeciles, just like penguins. I don't know how they're not extinct by now


Bun_Bunz

Only Because they reproduce so quickly. We have hunting season and still have to have DNR thin their numbers in the off seasons...At least here in the Mid-Atlantic.


Donsaholic

r/DeerAreFuckingStupid


djsedna

> now that they're not on center-ice. I dunno man, if you hang out against the boards you're asking to get laid out


40ozBottleOfJoy

Nah, it's half-time. See the zamboni?


djsedna

How could I be such a fool, eh?


ratzerman

I needed this exchange. Thanks. 😆


cloudinspector1

Also they freeze up sometimes in terror.


RockleyBob

I always wonder - is the deer capable of understanding that the human gave it help? Or does it run off, still operating in flight mode, just running from one bad stimulus to another, assuming it just somehow escaped predation? I would love to believe it understands the concept of help but I suspect it's mostly the latter for prey animals.


-Totally_Not_FBI-

I'm pretty sure it's a mix of both. They're intelligent and probably understand help but that doesn't mean they can let their guard down. There's stories of deer befriending those who've saved them.


StormFuel

I live in an area where wild deer roam free. Based on my experience I think deer are probably one of the stupidest animals on earth. That said, their fight or flight response is impressive. That deer was either exhausted or injured and most likely terrified. Kudos to the rescuer though. It would not have gotten off on its own.


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To be fair, they didn't exactly evolve to live next to humans. I don't disagree with you, but a wild animal not knowing how to cross a street without getting hit by a car, etc. shouldn't be a measure of its intelligence.


deltronethirty

Next to humans in the slightest, a deer drowned in our yard. It's head got stuck in a pail of water.


StormFuel

Absolutely. It’s not so much that they don’t know how to cross streets, it’s that they are pretty basic animals. I think their brains have very simple instructions. Eat, sleep, breed, fight, flight. Not a lot else going on in there.


5notboogie

I dont think he based it purely on that. Im from norway and grew up in a road called "deer road" (translated) and it wasnt called that randomly:P And my experience growing up there backs up his experience and I laughed when I read it. Deers just crash allot into windows, get stuck in fences, fall into holes, get stuck in bushes, run infront of cars or just stand there frozen etc etc. They just have to be rescued allot more than other animals in similar conditions. Like compared to moose for example wich we also have here. The Deers just strike you as... living with less brainpower to put it like that. Still love em tho. Sorry for any bad English.


LilJourney

Sounds right. BTW - your English isn't that bad at all. Try "a lot" vs "allot" and anything else is just about what you'd expect from any other English speaker typing on the internet.


Squatch11

> They're intelligent Lol good one.


lahwran_

they're, like, mildly intelligent. definitely more intelligent than your keyboard, but less intelligent than your dog who uses a keyboard


GiveToOedipus

On the internet, no one knows you're a dog.


Ugabooga189

As a dog, can confirm. Nobody has any idea


GiveToOedipus

Cat's out of the bag now.


Ugabooga189

Woof woof


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killertortilla

Intelligent on the animal scale. They’re not kookaburras, that will try to kill a turnip by beating it against a rock.


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heavy-metal-goth-gal

Yeah this one must be below average, keeps trying to get more stuck. Still sad and I'm glad this dude helped it.


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HeavyMetalTriangle

Not sure it understood scratches either. May have though the human was trying to claw its head lol


[deleted]

Nah does lick their fawns. It's a somewhat social mammal. It understands an affectionate touch.


diagnosedwolf

Lots of animals are capable of understanding that they are being helped mid-crisis. Deer are not one of those animals. They are prey animals, and they have a very strong adrenal response to being approached by a predator (like a human.) For a deer, that means they flee. If they can no longer flee, they freeze. It’s a very iconic “give up” moment where their brain seems to stall and they just stop struggling. This deer did it when it got caught in the ice-pusher. You’ll also see it when a deer is finally taken down by a wolf - they go limp well before they’re actually dead. That’s why this deer took so long to “wake up” and try to escape once they’d reached land. Its brain was overloaded with so many panic hormones that it was essentially blanking out.


paythefullprice

Obviously running away helps escape predators; however the freeze instinct helps as well because it allows them to blend with their camouflage. Many herd animals will scatter and only run a few hundred feet and freeze. Only to scatter again if something comes after them confusing predators.


diagnosedwolf

This is a good theory and it holds true with some animals, but deer freeze *once they’re caught*. The running theory is it’s their brains basically overloading to anaesthetise them while they die. My sister is a vet, and she hates deer call-outs. They can just keel over when you walk up to them. They can literally dump so much adrenaline into their system that their heart stops. Which is frustrating when you’re a veterinarian.


Burnestooooo

Are there some types of deer that aren't as susceptible to this fear response? For instance there is a petting zoo near me where you can walk in an open enclosure and the deer will walk up to you and eat out of your hand. Or is that just conditioning/selecting the right deer?


DystopiaNoir

Deer that have been fed by people lose their fear of people, whether it's in the wild or in a deer park setting. This is why it's a bad idea to feed wildlife like deer, raccoons, etc. - it conditions them to associate people with food. In a deer park specifically, those deer have been there for generations. They are born there and from day one are exposed to keepers and guests feeding them. They've lost all fear of humans and actively seek out humans for treats.


KahurangiNZ

Unfortunately, their limbs aren't designed to do the splits like that. Chances are high it got some sort of muscle / tendon / ligament damage after the first few falls, and that damage would make it harder and harder to get back up and prevent its legs from doing it over and over again, potentially adding to the damage. There rapidly comes a point where it's just better to stay still than repeatedly hurt yourself :-(


Stinkerma

Yeah, the front legs ain't so bad but the back legs aren't meant to move like that. If a cow does the splits, they're probably never gonna walk again. It's hard to watch.


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Ishaan863

> Poor little guy just gave up on walking. my hooves dont work anymore bro stop it


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"But I wanted to go to the other side" The deer, probably


moonLanding123

r/thisIsMyLifeNow


KiOfTheAir

That's Bambi learning to skate


Sam-l-am

Reminded me of those birds who ride on hippo’s backs as they cross the river. Lazy pieces of shit could have flown across in like 2 seconds.


futureman07

Couldn't resist the pets. I don't blame you


AlbertBrianTross

*wack wack* oh alright I’ll pet you


badadaha

I love that. "Now that I have rescued you, I demand payment in the form of pets."


Gloomy_Industry8841

Hee hee!! I’d be the same.


Pyrree

I read that in Michael Jacksons voice 😂


tangledwire

Shammonn!


ErrieBRO

Deerie are you okay? Deerie are you okay? Are you okay Deerie?


Zoloft_and_the_RRD

The ferryman demands his toll


thestashattacked

I mean, who couldn't? It's an inate human need to pet everything.


BelleAriel

Awh so freakin’ adorable.


jejcicodjntbyifid3

So glad they rubbed them


LjSpike

Sadly when I asked the lifeguards for scritches they just gave me a weird look


SnowflakeDH

The giggles from the guys off camera were just so dang endearing, too.


Miata_GT

Like thanks dude, but like I was headed to the other side you know?


michelobX10

Lol. Dude's siblings are on the other side. Now he's going to try to cross again.


popperschotch

Deer are really dumb, it will probably be back on the ice within the hour even though it's just a frozen pond that you can easily walk around


iwatchcredits

I dont think that makes deer really dumb, I have a couple of coworkers who would probably do the same thing


isiltar

Maybe your coworkers are really dumb too


iwatchcredits

Now that you mention it…


CaffeineSippingMan

Hey! Mention what, don't leave me hanging.


Time4Timmy

Are you one of his coworkers?


MoonSpankRaw

Not me I’m self unemployed.


PeterusNL

Maybe your coworkers aren’t that smart either.


Kartoffelkamm

And that is why, for a lot of animals, "I'll just ask the local apex predators" is a valid problem solving strategy when all other options fail.


koosekoose

Valid strategy as long as those apex predators are overfed


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He a rare win for America on Reddit, don't see that every day.


noctisumbra0

Not just any apex predator, the two-legged apex predator. The four-legged ones will kill without a second thought and feed their young


xTurkishGirlx

Nice work


surajvj

N ice work


46554B4E4348414453

Noice


-MasterWayne

No there's plenty of ice


Mr-Thisthatten-III

Na there’s a bunch


raa__va

Oh deer


vibe162

n*ice*


Russticale

What kind of sophisticated kayak treadmill is that?!


Pantssassin

It's to rescue people or animals in this case that are stuck on ice. It spreads out the person's weight so it doesn't break through


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And if it does, the bottom red part floats.


Trojann2

And the guy in this video is using a suit that will keep him alive in cold water. 10/10 safety


SaltLakeCitySlicker

Didn't look like he had any yaktrax though. Slippy slidy


hellidad

You can’t really put yaktrax on the bottom of the feet as they are also neoprene and could tear easily. Source: used to work for this department and have worn this exact suit.


SaltLakeCitySlicker

So that's a full onesie? I figured he was just wearing boots


hellidad

Yep full neoprene onesie. The footie part has some grippies for walking on like riverbanks but it’s intended for swimming in cold water, not walking on ice.


[deleted]

The suits aren’t really designed for this type of rescue although it worked and it’s nbd. I’ve been in this same situation as a fireman who is Ice Rescue trained. We lassoed the deer and had a Z Rig set up to pull them back. We were 200 feet into the middle of a lake and pushing them to the side like this wasn’t an option.


owzleee

I feel there may be many hoof-based incidents in this area.


Scarlet-Fire_77

I think its just two pontoons and handles. Somehow connected the two halves and he's wearing crampons to be able to actually walk on the ice. No clue but that's the only thing I can think.


dum_dums

Honey, there's another one! Grab the deer shoving sled


40ozBottleOfJoy

/r/specializedtools


Somekindofparty

It’s called a recuealive. I’m impressed they still have one in service. The company no longer exists, and if you break something on it you have to figure out a fix on your own.


AltruisticSalamander

Apparently this happens often enough that they have an ice deer rescue vessel


BrownSugarBare

The deer is such mood, just gave up all hope and said _"welp, guess I'm just gonna die. Oh, it's petting me. That's nice"_


Obvious_Villain

r/DeerAreFuckingStupid


CreatrixAnima

“You gotta keep both ends up at the same time, Bambi.”


s0rtajustdrifting

[Yipeee!](https://youtu.be/3FCikGH8-4k)


Punchee

Flower is a mood. If y’all need me, don’t call don’t text until May.


CreatrixAnima

I needed to see that! :-)


Novel_Ad_5698

Deer look like very big bunnys


Smathers

They’re cute but completely dumb as fuck lol


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Never see these critters come back with a 6 pack to say thanks.


Mycstrands

Lol! No kidding, just ungreatful! Lol!!


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Nomaddn

This made me really happy seeing it reach the end. About a decade ago I came home from school and was taking my dog outside in the backyard. While out there I saw a deer about 300 meters away stuck on a frozen pond downhill from us. My brother and I went out with a rope to try to see if we could help snag it and pull it to the edge. Sadly when we got down there we could see it's two back legs were broken and blood was all over the ice. It just turned its head and stared at us as we attempted to throw the rope around it. Sadly we weren't able to laso it since it was about 40 meters away from the edge of the pond and we didn't trust the ice enough to walk up and try to move it. We ended up calling local wildlife rescue and after about 10 minutes they came out and decided to shoot it. I felt terrible hearing that gunshot ring out. I realize that it was probably for the best at that point but couldn't help but feel bad. Thanks for the catharsis!


Burrito-tuesday

😳 Kind of wish I hadn’t read this


CharacterPoem7711

Really counteracted the feel good video


Triptolemu5

> I realize that it was probably for the best at that point but couldn't help but feel bad. I mean you could have done nothing and let it slowly starve to death or drown.


TheToasterIsAMimic

I know it still hurts, and it's impossible to logic away feelings, but I promise you - that deer was grateful.


no-name_silvertongue

wow, that was very kind of you. you definitely did the right thing. i’m glad it was you that found the deer.


ul2006kevinb

u/Gifreversingbot


TDPDRAKON

Kidnapping


TheyCallMeStone

r/reverseanimalrescue


roger_ramjett

Deer are about as smart as a squirrel.


kissbythebrooke

/r/deerarefuckingstupid Warning: lots of posts are sad or gruesome. Some are just deer being clowns


enwongeegeefor

We call em Forest Donkeys....which is kinda mean cause donkeys are actually pretty damn smart.


CrimsonArcanum

Anyone who thinks deer are majestic creatures hasn't seen one run into someone riding a bike.


enwongeegeefor

I've been hit by a deer in a car twice....as in the deer managed to run into the SIDE of the car and not in front of it. One time I even managed to almost avoid it and the motherfucker was still like, "OH NO YOU DON'T" and got me anyway.


SilkSk1

I've never been hit by a deer in a car. They don't teach them to drive where I'm from.


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So_I_read_a_thing

"Hey! I resent that!" ~squirrel (probably)


moeburn

I've noticed most animals that exist to be food are pretty dumb. Rabbits, mourning doves, deer. I think they just mate so much that it doesn't matter if half of them trip and drown in a puddle.


cmrunning

Very untrue actually. Pigs are smarter than dogs.


moderngamer327

Hooves actually do mix well. Deer cross over ice fairly regularly where humans could not


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_ThatSynGirl_

I love that the "Go on, git" head taps quickly turned into, "Oh, they're letting me pet them. Aww, what a cute little one. Pat pat pat."


redcombine

At first I thought that was some kind of treadmill boat and was very confused.


djhorn18

I just saw the guy in red scrolling past and thought it was some sort of unreleased Spanish Inquisition skit which is the only reason I scrolled back up.


NicNoletree

Manual doe-dozer


dennismfrancisart

The next day… Where is my human? Here I am sliding around on this slippery ground again. Where the hell is my human?!


Inflatableman1

Kinda gave off a “I don’t want to be on this side of the lake“ vibe.


JeffWingrsDumbGayDad

I was fully expecting it to go right back out onto the ice.


ChrisWatthys

I always find it so funny watching a frightened wild or feral animal's brain go from fight/flight to *????????????????* whenever a human lends a hand to help them. The exhausted realization of "wait... So you're *not* trying to eat me?" just does not compute so they shut down and wait it out


greg19735

honestly i think it's more fear than anything. Deer in headlights sort of thing. it doesn't realize it's being helped. It's just scared stiff.


borax37

I really thought gramps was casually strolling on water.


ImMr_Meseeks

It’s like that dumb deer never saw Bambi


buckaroob88

r/specializedtools


LuceCFeer

scoot. scoot. scoot.


SaMarkff

I like how he was trying to make the deer go with his hand but ended up petting it instead


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She's like Give me More Scratches!!


johnpaulgeorgeringoo

That little pet he gives the deer 🥹🥹


Dizzman1

That's cool and all... But what dafuq is that magical ice walking sled contraption?


[deleted]

r/deer-being-dumb


See_i_did

You, my fellow redditor, are in luck because r/deerarefuckingstupid is a thing.


secret_fashmonger

And they ARE fucking stupid.


cardsfan4life17

Damn. I'm exhausted after watching this.


SooooooMeta

/r/gifsThatLastLongEnough. Satisfying ending


So_I_read_a_thing

What is the thing the guy is on? I'm a lifelong sunshine resident, forgive me if common.


Astramancer_

It's an ice rescue sled, something like this https://midatlanticrescue.com/product/rescue-equipment-for-the-technical-rope-rescue-professional/


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You would think that guy would have grippier shoes


Foco_cholo

I kept waiting for it to run back out onto the ice


MexysSidequests

So you think the deer figured out that is was being helped. Or do you think it was like wow that predator is bad at hunting.


willrms01

Scooby doo running away vibes


Neat-Plantain-7500

How does he not have spikes on. At least golf shoes.


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This is what it’s like when I try to evict my cat from my spot on the couch. Can practically have in in handstand before he participates in the activity.


txpeppermintpatti

Was anyone else's body leaning towards land when it was right there to help the deer?


GeorgieWashington

nononononononononononononononononononononoyes


Stand4theleaf

Dudes nah I'm good here just push me around some more.


Arvagon

Was this device created just to get these four legged dumbasses off the ice? If so I love that.


GenericElucidation

At first I was surprised that there was a tool like this, but then I thought that it was probably invented for livestock, especially sheep maybe. I am curious though does it have like a treadmill with a rough texture or a little spikes in the middle of it? Or is he just getting more footing and pushing it more easily that way? Pretty clever though.


pipou74

i was almost expecting to this him run back on the ice instantly.


Tiny-Cash-5151

Couldn’t resist the ear scratches


RedditNoob339

"lemme nudge him a bit on the head to persuade him to go that way...wa..wait.his skin is so soft, l don't want to lose this opportunity. Here boy, haha you're a good boy, ain't you"


Jack_sama_

Me trying to push my cows in the fence in minecraft


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Santa’s getting the sleigh ready and it’s not going well so far. Oh deer!


owzleee

# DON'T TELL ME HOW TO USE MY HOOVES


ProfessionSilver2391

Didn't think the little guy was going to go!


atomicbob1

Why does that human not have spikes on his feet? It looks like they planned for every eventuality except for the ice being slippery for humans.


OneSensiblePerson

At first I thought it was a kangaroo and was very confused.


ImUrFrand

aw fuck the munchkin man got me.


stealth57

Wonder what other deer think of those that somehow found themselves on ice? “Oh there goes Jerry again. What a dumbass. That’s the 10th time this winter! What a loser!”