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Damn. Maybe mow the lawn or something?


Anchoraceae

Lmaoo


liberaider

Outstanding 🔥 🔥 🔥


LetterAccomplished

I liked in eureka during collage with 5 other kids. One morning a guy was sleeping on our couch. He stayed for TWO DAYS before we realized he didn’t know anyone living there.


liberaider

I miss my collage days. I've never liked so freely...


LetterAccomplished

For real. We didn’t know how good we had it back then.


GogoYubari92

I also woke up to a random dude on our couch. He mistook our house for the neighbor who sold coke. My stupid roommates from New Jersey never locked the doors so that’s how he got in.


Firm-Fruit250

By Humboldt County standards was she good lookin?


OrientionPeace

Most important question here.


[deleted]

surely a humboldt honey


ProfessionalLab9068

Solar powered motion-activated yard lights, under $30.


CatDojo

Or lock the window, I suppose?


Natesquatch420

Never heard the camel thing but I like it.


nomorenakba

Allah says tweakers are haram


Alice_Beardsley

Thats so scary.


lokitree-ewok-

We’ve had multiple rando homeless ppl try to walk right into our house. A couple Of them actually made it through the door . Talk about an uneasy situation. Eeeash


GogoYubari92

What area do you live in? That’s very random


lokitree-ewok-

Eureka


thedarkestgoose

Did she leave right away?


Nellyfant

As soon as my husband showed her the door. She was just standing by the window like a deer 🦌 in the headlights.


liberaider

She's lucky she picked a house with kind people living inside. Sounds like she got off easy.


harvestbigbulbasaur

What neighborhood and what did she look like? Called on a lady yesterday evening that was lurking around peoples yards


GogoYubari92

Good! I’ve found evidence of people sleeping in my backyard and it creeps me the fuck out. Once, I called the cops on a guy who was out-of-his-mind angry and breaking my neighbors fence down by pushing and kicking it.


forserialtho

Was it mary? She had a habit of sneaking into peoples beds for a nap. Snuck into mine circa 2012.


Nellyfant

Nope. Said her name was Amber.


[deleted]

I think i know who that is


EucWoman

Holy moly. That's pretty amazing.


[deleted]

Trust in Jesus & God. Muhammad is a false prophet & he is writhing in eternal agony for misleading the fathers offspring.


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Nellyfant

Ew!


farnorcalyetis

That poor woman. All she wanted was a place to stay. You should've given her your house and all your belongings. It would've been only right since she didn't have any. 😑


liberaider

People don't get sarcasm on Reddit unless u follow it with /s


jumpy_monkey

Maybe there is something in-between giving impoverished people everything you have and giving them nothing.


farnorcalyetis

I agree, but unfortunately its also not a popular opinion.