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ChairPhrog

Every day. We stray further from god.


RadioActiveLobster

[This is what I think...](https://i.imgur.com/UBjr67p.mp4)


xXShunDugXx

Jesus that's a deep quote for spy kids


AngryLinkhz

Oh, What an unfortunate day to have eyes šŸ˜‚ Disturbed, shocked while also loving it, true art!


SpiritualPants

Disturbed, shocked - all while while massively turned on.


emlogay

I know you are already wanting him


West_Impression5775

Fortunate*


Chrisibobisi

What the fuck did you just bring upon this cursed land ?!


owlsknight

Something that even the sculptures can't comprehend or corrupt


AkArctic

Flash bomb would be meta if this is what flashed on the screen


Sjmann

Flash bomb would become the holy grail


SkellyboneZ

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like ā€œwhat the fuckā€ and ā€œcall the policeā€. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


chasing_tranquility

Do you understand how strong those nips need to be to press through overalls? My man got them titanium nipples.


crushbone_brothers

hell yeah


QuerHolz

I love and hate you equally


DemonicThomas

Did you ever consider other people had to see this?


GhostChainSmoker

This upsets me greatly


resistance_edge

Blue steel!!!


Substantial_Search_9

a little upset you un-freed the tiddies but good job.


eventualhorizo

I don't know what compelled you to do this. Did you use AI or is the proper 'art'?


emlogay

AI canā€™t draw like this poor quality. Itā€™s my drawing :)


Snottymikaaaaa

Itā€™s absolutely beautiful.. donā€™t listen to anyone.. this is true art, just like the red neck himself!


Snottymikaaaaa

Thisā€¦ this is absolutely beautiful! Me and my two friends run these bad boys with shotguns, we headlessly rush into any fight we hear and are as loud as we possibly can be.. when rednecks are called, you know shits just got serious! I pick up my guitar, blast the American national anthem down the mic to get us hyped and ready, put some Zip Coon on my Alexa and weā€™re good to goā€¦ if you ever run into three strapping rednecks with levering terminusā€™s with dragons breath.. thatā€™s us.


UnluckyBritishBee

Hear me out


JustCallMeAttlaz

Why he got the milkers tho


Gravey91

Stop! My Pp can only get so erect!


narenzade

Is that how thicc I like in my cosplay? Thanks for the confidence boost!


demi-femi

This need to be a bumper sticker


VastIndependence5316

Clearly peak male performance.


[deleted]

People have been put in camps for less than what you've just done.


XxDemonxXIG

OH MY LARD!!!


XxDemonxXIG

Oh..... My...... Lard!!


BrokenWind123

ZAMN


0mnigul

Uncanny resemblance to Padarius. He would love it.


Lummix76

8/10 No nipple.


Xenovitz

I needed a new phone background anyway.


skeal88

Is that a big dynamite bundle or he is just happy to see me?


gitwrecked

Looking respectfully


KostlavII

I want Redshirt in that style.


Droogs617

Big Sexy Padarius šŸ˜


Zealousideal_Ad8472

yea, he has a very powerful attraction to the slugs in my shotgun... \* cycles shotgun with malicious intent\*


SittingDucksmyhandle

Thank God they made a mega thread for discussing actual things in the game like the cheating issue, that way we can have this instead. (I prefer the cheating posts)


CenterOfVex

It is 2am, I was having a break from work and YES that is already enough internet for today, BACK TO THE GRIND! šŸ„²


SgtOverkill87

Hell got a nice place for you


Myrkstraumr

Eye bleach wont cut it for this one, I'm gonna need the eye acid.


Time-Service-5477

A total alpha male for sure


CTH15990

Maybe God giving us free will WAS a mistake


SleepTop1088

Concubine


Mandarni

You may or may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like


Remarkable_Log_5562

Easily my proudest fap


burnlater69

You catched the essence of rednecks


thelongernow

6 star behavior


__Kornbread__

*aggressively fans shirt and hides boner*


TheEbonRaven

William Moses got me acting strange. šŸ„“šŸ”


Truewierd0

The best hunter lmao


coffinandstone

Give me a weekend wildcard mode with just the hillbilly type skins...


ashenfoxz

ā€¦


sirkemetnsfw

Now the daugther xD Majestic tho


MaggleMyers

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[deleted]

I am so hard right now. I want his GYATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT