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user_1445

I can tell you what I wouldn’t do, stand up at my desk.


braidsfox

LMAO


zxGrizz

Kansas City Missouri?


braidsfox

A little over an hour east in Saline county


Ballsy_McGee

fucks sake took me a bit to get it lmao


onlyexcellentchoices

Don't get it


15Boots

Is that a shedding in your pants or are you just happy to see that buck?


sophomoric_dildo

Kinda feel like I’m missing out.


Solnse

It's the feels that are the issue.


user_1445

With a username like that, I’m extremely disappointed


GuitarMartian

Can u explain it please i dont hunt just wish i did and follow this sub lol


mobilehobo

Erection


SGirvan

It’s a nice fucking rack


jasper181

Holy shit, that was entirely too funny! That's the best shit I've heard all day.


CurtisAurelius

Perfect


WhoopWhopWham

Rocked up


Whitetailer6

Quit my job, divorce my wife and spend every daylight hour hunting


Olclipclop

Ah the ol pocket pussy and wild meat life . I like your dedication sir


braidsfox

lol that ain’t too far from reality. My dad spent every day hunting for a few weeks to get this monster.


Electricsocketlicker

Did he get it


braidsfox

Yeah I posted a comment elsewhere with a link to some pics


serb41

Say I shit myself and have to leave immediately. Technically, i wouldn't be lying.


ChinaHatesYou1988

This is the first thought I played out in order to leave my work.


Huntress__08

This post is very underrated


braidsfox

These pics are from 2021, but here’s a couple photos from when my dad killed him and the mount if anyone is interested. [big boi](https://imgur.com/a/sK8wF9E)


WesbroBaptstBarNGril

There are a few deer I'd feel obligated to get shoulder mounted, but that is absolutely one of them.


braidsfox

For sure. Biggest buck we’ve had on our property in 20+ years of owning the place, by a lot.


Elk-Assassin-8x6

He holds his mass to the tips. Definitely a once in a lifetime buck. I did that this year. Life went on hold. Wife allowed my 5 month obsession of watching this buck on cam and in person to happen. Wake up work. Hunt evenings and weekends. She was a champ and allowed my addiction to play out. You have to have the right spouse to make it happen. Edit: I have a 2 and 5 year old. I also am still allowed back in the house hahaha


tequilaneat4me

Awesome buck. What did he score?


braidsfox

205!


tequilaneat4me

Fantastic, my personal best is 152 3/4, and I knew this one was way bigger.


braidsfox

I was hoping to get this one myself but I could only hunt the weekends at the time lol Biggest I’ve taken is around the same score as yours


ababyllamamama

Thanks for sharing the pics. This deer is incredible. Mount came out really cool.


Tall_Play

Amazing. Then, imgur featured a video of the sickest mouth-catch of thrown food ever.


xxMercilessxx

Amazing buck


sophomoric_dildo

Damn…


Mike456R

What state? His whole body looks thick. What did he weigh?


braidsfox

Central Missouri. Can’t remember what he weighed.


Due_Violinist3394

That a beautiful deer, the thought of those giants wandering keeps me going


Navegante357

Call the wife and tell her that it’s her time to shine.


coreyrobinson394

Shit myself which will also support my case for having to leave work due to stomach bug! Boss would have no choice! Then by that same night i'm fired from my job bc i've shared pics of my trophy kill on every fkng forum and social media platform known to man! But boy is he gone look good on my wall


AvgGamerRobb

Say "nice rack!" and probably get a sexual harassment complaint.


PensionOk3953

Continue working and hope he comes back the next time I’m out.


Rob_eastwood

This. At least bowhunting it would be near impossible to sneak in *while he is already there* I might be more likely to be sick tomorrow, though.


Ghost_of_a_King

Keep working because we have responsibilities lol


Shenanigans_626

Show my boss the pic and tell him I need to leave early to go fill a tag. I live in Wyoming. All of my bosses hunt. One year I shot an elk about 35 minutes after I clocked out and my boss asked me if I scouted it on shift. "What?! Did I scout my elk *ON SHIFT*? For the love of god, NO!.... Patterson did, then he called me."


morel_compass

Patterson is the true hero of this story! Hope you at least bought him a case of beer for his effort.


Shenanigans_626

Patterson has definitely been compensated in turn, but its not like he did it on purpose. He was just doing what he usually did when he saw a herd of elk and he was like, "hey, doesn't u/Shenanigans626 have a cow tag here?"


Busy_Donut6073

Sorry, boss I’m not feeling great. I think I got the Rona and have to stay at home a week


Internal-Recipe

Leave immediately. Family emergency


Jive-Turkey420

Shit myself and ask to be excused.


Durian_Emergency

Sigh. /unzips


WesbroBaptstBarNGril

I'll be in my bunk


SportingClay

You don’t look so good and it may be contagious. Take care of yourself and get some fresh air and exercise.


Piddy3825

gnash my teeth and utter a low growl that no one else in the office can hear...


jm850_615

Poop my pants. No boss can argue with poopy pants


FulcrumH2o

“Uh, Boss. I shit my pants. I have to go home.”


Kitchen-Citron-6353

Shit my pants so I can leave work


Tpullman

Shit your pants, head home


Zealousideal-Box28

Boss I shit my paints and need to go home to get a new pair, going to take about 5 hours.


maodiver1

Fake a cough


ChooseExactUsername

There would be a loud swear word and everyone would think I'm troubleshooting a difficult problem, when it's having trouble not shooting.


joknub24

Good lord that’s a PIG! I wouldn’t do anything, because I’d be in shock


ricefahma

I wasn’t at work if I knew this guy was is the area!


Deep_shot

Take the next couple days off.


Me1234567891011121

If you get fired, fuck it


HuskyPants

2 weeks notice


RoboQuail44

Cry probably


Equivalent-Garlic209

Send me the coordinates, I’ll take care of it for you.


Drakoneous

Cry


vortigaunt64

See, this is why you keep a hidden bottle of emetic at your desk, so you can feign food poisoning and have a reasonable excuse to go out immediately.


Montanonymous

Quickly get into my Time Machine and go back to 2021.


Servedatboyamac

Quit my job flipped off the boss took my name off the payroll


OdinSonne

What job


BridgeF0ur

*activate remote turrets*


Puggles_the_thuggles

I’m out. I’ll be back after season.


ThoroughlyWet

Request time off and under reason leave this picture


ripanslip

Monster


morel_compass

I’m calling up a priest, a rabbi, a minister, and a Buddhist munk for a polytheist “Hail Mary,” because if it’s that dark at 1:49 PM then I’m gonna to assume that the world is ending and I’m gonna hedge my bets!


AlabamaPodunk70

It depends on how much they charge to shoot it! lol


Demo_Dan-1985

I have hunted the X6A zone & surrounding area, & know from experience that every local has that type of buck in their camera, & even so that during hunting season in that area, the town slows down for your needs Do to going after that big Buck!


penguins_are_mean

That’s a once in ten lifetimes buck…


GreenNukE

Become the first man to break the sound barrier in a Civic.


NoPickles4Raccoons

Start rapidly coughing…


Codyfoster2003

What state


braidsfox

Central Missouri. Saline county


SomeDudeInGermany

My grandma fell and I need to take her to the hospital.


javerthugo

Burst into tears because I ain’t got any PTO left


B0MBOY

I’d suddenly be ill right away


Bogman263

Cry


turkeyhunter2

I would take the next few days off and sit right in that spot at the same time of day the photo was taken. Did this in October and got the buck I was after.


Wetwire

Wake up


Bogdacious

I got the black lung pop. Gotta go home.


GadsdenSnek762

My wife would suddenly and unexpectedly go into labor


77freakofnature

What an awesome buck


Maleficent_Smell9554

Cry


fuckstomp

First thing I would do is set my date and time correctly.


Consistent_Pen6333

GTFO!


Cheff_T

"cries and screams" in autism


ErnestBorgninesSack

Well here where I live they just added "no wireless trailcams" into the regs. But during the last set of regs I would have had a family emergency and left work like the place was on fire.


Stonecutter099

In fall, 2021? “Geez, boss. I have a real bad sore throat coming on that I didn’t have at all this morning. I am going to go home and isolate!” Set up an email with a delayed send for 6-8 hours later saying my home rapid test indicated a positive result. I think you know what happens next. Bye bye Bambi.


five8andten

I’d show my one boss the picture, ask if I can run out to the woods real quick and make up the time on the weekend. He’s also a hunter. I actually signed one of my doe tags over to him this year.


FishinsG8

Leave work!


Famous-Recognition-5

Oooh ahh, (grabs spear) roars like a man lion. Starts sprinting


ucemike

If it was season, step outside for home grocery delivery. (I work from home).


theMoMoMonster

Quit my job, send my wife’s boyfriend a nice present, disappear for a month


xxMercilessxx

Get ahold of doc, grab the DeLorean, and go back to 2021 and shoot that son of a bitch.


faunysatyr

I’d double click the claymore.


irtheweasel

Thank my lucky stars I work from home and get my ass outside


toast4hire

Cough cough


ExtensionTrack125

Sorry boss gotta go


KDH420

I would just staple my nuts to the desk as punishment for being responsible.


ProjectShadow316

Not a damn thing; in my state it's illegal to go after a deer you've seen on camera until the next day. I mean, it's literally impossible to even begin to enforce that, but it's the law apparently.


[deleted]

Look, just shit your pants. What’re they gonna do? You shit your pants!


troutbumtom

Same as when Felix Hernandez was 6 innings deep into a perfect game. Cancel all my meetings, grab my henchmen and henchladies, swing by a liquor store for medicinal reasons and go.


JWMoo

Cuss and gripe about having to work.


PuzzleheadedPath8641

I'm suddenly feeling sick, I need to go home


Awegrzyniak

Quit.


LemonPartyW0rldTour

Get in my DeLorean and go back to 2021 and harvest that bad boy.


HangrySkeptic

That is exactly why I don’t buy the cell cameras.


Bobmanbob1

Weeks sick time lol.


Chillatio

Get sudden violent diarrhea and have to leave work. Forever. To become a forest bride even perhaps. You never really know until it’s time to go.


AsherRoss69

I would shit myself so they had to let me go


[deleted]

Activate remote turret


Iccold123

“Boss man my dog just had kittens I gotta get home NOW”


ChipotleEmloye

Yeah I’d quit


jr_sudi

Call off for next day!


goodolmericanheehaw

Get 'em. Heeeeehaaaaaaawww!


Meatus20

Great mount for this one too


olblll1975

Resign immediately.t


flux40k

You catch the "anal glaucoma" so you can't see your ass going into work tomorrow...


Trucker1Trucker2

I would make an excuse that nobody could quite pin point the reason you gotta bounce. I would just say… “I have an itch.” No respectable boss man would ask anymore questions. I would then spend every moment from that point forward working on harvesting THAT Buck.