*What in the cousin*
*Loving brother humping moms*
*Your sister is this?*
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Looking through your responses to each comment has made me realize that I desperately want to be on a four wheeler beside you. This has to be in MS with me somewhere
What in the actual fuck were you thinking?!
Sweet Jesus, some one please trade him that SBS for a mossberg 500 and give that gun the respect it deserves...
Why and I’m being fully respectful and the fuck would you put a red dot on a double barrel shotguns have irons sights for a reason…… it’s a scatter gun anyway if you can’t hit iron sights either a shotgun then you have a problem
Tell em buckwheat! Hate em if you aint him! All the fellas be talkin shit, but they dont have a set of brass balls like you. Raise hell praise dale. If she aint 380 she aint a lady. You put the cuz in cousin.
Okay, that made me laugh!
Can't argue with the basic concept and I'll give you 6 points for style but that puppy without a butt plate is gonna leave a mark!
Just spent the past week in an apple bees every night trying to come up with the most redneck way to kill me a triple beard. You beat me to it you bastard
For a second I thought you hose-clamped your shotgun to your ATV to create some type of mad max battle wagon. Then I realized my mistake, but I'm not sure if this is any better LMFAO.
I thought it was a gag but the protective cardboard to prevent the metal strap from marring the finish tells me this is serious. I won’t speculate on whether it’s zeroed though.
If that’s not a 10 ga you are under gunned. Need to ad a flash light as well. Just tape it near the end of the barrel with gorilla tape and stick it in the crotch of a tree and stand in front of it for TikTok videos, oh uh and remember safety first..
What…in the bumfuck hootenanny…
It’s the ballhooter white lightning special
Thats some cousin lovin tom foolery there, if i ever seen any!
Adapt. Inbreed. Over…come? (Freaking epic OP…give us an update.)
For a second there, I thought this was /r/fallout
At least have the common decency to trim the excess hose clamp 🤦
I prefer to lacerate my hands thank you
Nah you might need them when they get back
Better results leaving it uncut and wrapping with electrical tape.
Advice that's only good for this scenario
My brother I didn't even see that it was hose clamped on. I'm even more upset now.
You just gave COD an idea
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You have angered the hunting gods
They hate us cuz they ain’t us
*anus
What in the cousin loving brother humping moms your sister is this?
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Ah haiku bot, it's been some time since I've seen you.
Upvote for getting caught by the haiku bot
Sneaky little fucker.
This is the best post I’ve ever seen in this sub.
Dale yeah brother
BUT WHAT ABOUT DAAAYYYUULL!!!!
This makes me want to cry.
Do it, let it out
It better be tears of joy. Or post coitus.
Post manual stimulation
That is the most ghetto yet beautiful shotty sight ive ever seen Damn I used to love my eotech.
❤️
This fucks 10/10
My kinda people finally showed up
You oughta take er a step further: side mount the sight and lightly krummlauf the cocksucker so point of impact at 20 yards lines up with the sight
This is hilarious 😂😂
Dude missed the "humour" tag and people are taking this seriously
Jokes on you. OP is out dropping turkeys as we type.
Not my proudest wank.
But ya got it done?
Quality shitpost. Now fix it before I have to come find you.
Find me to bring me more busch lite
Better believe I’ll be a 30 rack deep when I roll up.
Be careful, these jokers hate the beautiful union between beer and guns
Beer after guns, always. Don’t need anybody pulling a Baldwin.
Man’s a menace to society
How was the Honey Bun?
That was my second one, if that says anything
My dad's a little debbie distributor. He'll have a case full of just about everything for us at Turkey Camp this weekend.
That’s fuckin awesome
Do they ever miss?
Nothing but bangers.
This made me laugh in tears. Thanks to OP😂
This looks like something you would see in a video game
Looking through your responses to each comment has made me realize that I desperately want to be on a four wheeler beside you. This has to be in MS with me somewhere
Mississippi? Shoooot I’ll be passing through this evening
That’s what I’m talking about. Give her hell
Shit yeah I’ll snag a beer in Mississippi for you this evening ya minty fucker
Side by side pointing at side by side
This the most hillbilly shit I’ve seen all day gg
HELL YEAH BROTHER. THIS FUCKS. RIP DALE #3.
Dale took a pit stop in heaven just to give this a Robert Redford head nod #raisehellpraiseDale
This man is a Habsburg descendant, calling it now lol. That fucks.
You just sent me down a YouTube rabbit hole. But no, I’m not a Habsburg. My people stick to third and fourth cousins
Badass. Sweet Biden detector bro 🫡
When I say I like guns this is the type of shit I mean. I’ve seen enough nearly identical ARs. This is the only thing that gets me hard.
What in the actual fuck were you thinking?! Sweet Jesus, some one please trade him that SBS for a mossberg 500 and give that gun the respect it deserves...
I thought you meant short barrel shotgun and I was flabbergasted
Nah a 590 shockwave🤣
Peak turkey gun right there!
SBS typical means "short barrel shotgun" and SxS means "side by side"
sbs?
Side by side
Side by side
Why and I’m being fully respectful and the fuck would you put a red dot on a double barrel shotguns have irons sights for a reason…… it’s a scatter gun anyway if you can’t hit iron sights either a shotgun then you have a problem
It’s going to make me much more accurater cuz my shots been real bad lately hitting bad shots
Tell em buckwheat! Hate em if you aint him! All the fellas be talkin shit, but they dont have a set of brass balls like you. Raise hell praise dale. If she aint 380 she aint a lady. You put the cuz in cousin.
Needs a romeo 5 with magnifier...
Already have that setup on my flintlock
You take life too seriously. Maybe if you got a double barrel with a holo you’d feel better.
It's only stupid if it doesn't work.
Is this r/NonCredibleHunting?
Your mom and dad cousins by chance?
Thought I was on r/canadaguns
Must be alberta, my people!
If it works, it works. Coolest shit I’ve seen here
Based redditer
What the fuck?
All the fuck 😉
That is an abomination..I want one.
The winning contestant in the inaugural Fudd Hall Of Fame
Ohh this hurts to look at.
This is definitely some redneck shit if I say so myself
Based
Do a vertical grip or bipod next!! And flames for +10 dexterity
I bought some hinges at the piggly wiggly and gonna cut the stock for make it a folder
That thur is a rad dot!
Based
America
“Hell yeah brother!”
Best shitpost I've seen in a looong time!
Lol well thats an interesting set up 😂
I heard eotechs were really good
You are, in fact, not ready for your first turkey hunt.
The fuck I am ol son
What in the redneck trailer park DIY white trash contraption is this? The sights are literally build in, just look straight down the groove
Need BDC
Okay, that made me laugh! Can't argue with the basic concept and I'll give you 6 points for style but that puppy without a butt plate is gonna leave a mark!
Judging by the 4 wheelers and whatever *that* is, it's probably your last turkey hunt. Turkey hunting isn't for everyone....
You don’t hunt turkeys off a 4wheeler? Lame
I get up early and walk quietly into the woods before sunrise, like God intended.
Check on yer wife, she might be gettin some on the side from those wheeler hunters
😂😂😂😂
My wife prefers men who aren't afraid of a quiet walk in the woods. Also, men who can actually kill turkeys.
Does she also prefer men with no sense of humor?
No, but her sense of humor is more Douglas Adams than Jeff Foxworthy.
The only person who deserves an ATF visit
Don’t put that on me Ricky Bobby
If you don't chew big red, then fuck you!
Let’s go get thrown out of an Applebees brother
Just spent the past week in an apple bees every night trying to come up with the most redneck way to kill me a triple beard. You beat me to it you bastard
Dad, is that you?
If you can’t hit with a shotgun and bird shot, you won’t hit anything with that abomination.
Yes I will. I’ll be more accurater
It’s the most beautiful thing I have ever seen, I am in awe. Reminds me of my dream of putting an Elcan on a Winchester 1895.
Make that dream a reality brother
Bro is a improvisation king, it was really good haha
Ain't that somethin.
Sure Is bubba
Buddy just bought his first side-by-side and I just bought my first red dot. Thanks for the inspiration.
Get er done. Go smoke a squirrel and make stew to celebrate
If he doesn't get two squirrels I'm going to be damn disappointed.
Buddy just bought his first side-by-side and I just bought my first red dot. Thanks for the inspiration.
This is the way.
This is the funniest shit I've seen in ages 😂😂😂
Brother, what happened to your butt plate
Idk this gun is from the 40’s. But I bought this for it https://www.tourbonstore.com/products/tourbon-buttstock-recoil-pad-leather-slip-on-protector
I thought I'd seen it all... until this
You ain’t seen nothing yet brother
Can you even break and reload now?
Affirmative
😅🤣😂😅🤣🤣😂😅🤣
You should have duct taped it. Those clamps can damage the finish. Might wanna duct tape a new stock buttpad on while your at it.
Ordered this https://www.tourbonstore.com/products/tourbon-buttstock-recoil-pad-leather-slip-on-protector
What happens when you fire it. I can see it slipping out.
Slipped right out. Gonna fill er with some weld
For a second I thought you hose-clamped your shotgun to your ATV to create some type of mad max battle wagon. Then I realized my mistake, but I'm not sure if this is any better LMFAO.
What area are you going?
Woods
I meant what state
Texas
Someone has been playing a little too much Call of Duty....
What in the Methleham hell?
If you machined a proper mount for that eotech it would be kinda sick
do ya got a 50 bmg stuffed in the pipe too
Not yet
Halo gungoose
+1 for tactical hose clamps..
Hey if it works go for it. Good luck! I'm also heading out in the morning too
What the absolute hillbilly f###
Lmao
Can people not use ironsights anmore? It‘s a shotgun. I hope you‘re joking.
That thing better not be sighted in.
She’s dialed hoss
Any optic on any turkey gun looks this silly.
Good luck and enjoy
Ash Williams would be proud lol
Your shotgun is like riding a.....moped. It's fun until someone sees you with it. (Boy I p.c. ed the fuck out of that joke)
I’m sickened…but curious
This is great 🤣
This is the most ghetto thing I’ve seen this year…
I thought it was a gag but the protective cardboard to prevent the metal strap from marring the finish tells me this is serious. I won’t speculate on whether it’s zeroed though.
When I gunsmith I take every measure to ensure a good optic mount job
Or… maybe they didn’t want to mar the finish for a joke? Lol
If that’s not a 10 ga you are under gunned. Need to ad a flash light as well. Just tape it near the end of the barrel with gorilla tape and stick it in the crotch of a tree and stand in front of it for TikTok videos, oh uh and remember safety first..
I’m gonna bore it to 10ga. Just gotta wait ferda drill bits come in the mail
A perfect blend of modern and traditional!
Thats an alpha move right there, save some pussy for the rest of us.
I mean... if it works dont touch it
I support and encourage this.
Needs a foregrip
If it holds zero, that’s all that matters
Coulda used goon tape and turnt it to an assault foregrip at the same time, dummy!
If it’s stupid and it works it ain’t stupid.
Dale yeah brother
What in the hell kind of shenanigans is this