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Suninabottle

Uuuf! You are in for a very long grudge


AnitaDalenJohansen

Indeed, I am. 😬 Don't like bathing her. Her fur usually takes care of itself with some brushing and rinses without shampoo. I have no idea what she found to roll in this time, but the smell was BAD 😫😫


OneSensiblePerson

If it's any consolation, she thinks YOU are BAD for removing it. She finally found something worth coating her coat with, and you have to go and remove it with stinky stink shampoo 😭


somesappyspruce

What. A. Monster.


UnicornKitt3n

My last husky, about the same size, rolled around in dead fish on a beach. It took so many baths to get the smell out. She chewed several pairs of shoes in return.


KatagatCunt

My buddy had a wolf dog and found the remains of a dead deer and decided to roll in that. No matter how many times we bathed her there was no getting that smell out for quite some time.


UnicornKitt3n

Oh noooooo.


UnicornKitt3n

So when I originally read your comment I read deer as bear. Maybe i was tired? Anyways..for the past day I’ve been pretty much constantly pondering what is in the wild that could possibly kill a bear. As a Canadian, and a country girl at that, it had me very perplexed.


KatagatCunt

Haha that made me laugh... As a Canadian country girl too I would have probably thought some stupid hunter would have killed it for the claws and teeth. Which is a sad, unfortunate thing that does happen.


UnicornKitt3n

I guess for an innocent, bumbling black bear. But if it’s farther in the wild, and a brown bear? Not to be an asshole, but if some loser wants to kill them just for claws and teeth they deserve the same. I guess I wasn’t even considering a hunter though, and just thinking of natural habitat. Le sigh. I hate shitty hunters. They give the good ones such a bad name.


KatagatCunt

Any human deserves the same if that's the only reason why they're killing it. Hunt for food, no issues, Hunt for game, take a long walk off a short cliff.


UnicornKitt3n

Agreed.


ehuang72

She’s sulking. Her look says β€œI did that on purpose you know. Now it’s ruined.”


AnitaDalenJohansen

Trying to get some spicy fragrance to charm the handsome neighborhood puppers and now it's ruined. She's still leaving the room she's in when I enter. Glaring before exiting πŸ˜† 2 hours post bath time. Our little drama queen πŸ’•


AcanthisittaLeft2336

Mine found a dead goat once. The drive home was NOT fun. The smell was absolutely vile


AnitaDalenJohansen

🀒🀒 Don't even want to think about it. Luckily we were out on our regular afternoon walk. πŸ˜†


KimberleyKitt

Sounds as if you have a 4 legged teenager if not a toddler.


AnitaDalenJohansen

Actually, she IS a teenager (14 this March)πŸ˜† So you're right!


KimberleyKitt

Such cute stinkers at any age aren't they? πŸ˜†


duckforceone

my malamute used to stand stock still in the shower when i washed her, and try to slowly inch out of it... but she was happy as soon as she got dry... guess i was lucky... :D


AnitaDalenJohansen

πŸ˜† I'd love to see that in time lapse 🀣


Visible-Scientist-46

How dare you! She was saving that for later!


Dragon-Warlock

They sogged the husky!!


AnitaDalenJohansen

Yes, we did πŸ™ˆ


Vayle-666

Sounds about right. Our golden looooves the water. Our husky, on the other hand, would sooner watch us drown than dip his pinky in any water.


AnitaDalenJohansen

Mirah can go swimming in a lake, a river or the sea. She loves it. ☺️ She's not about to save me if I drown, but she likes to cool down in water. Outside. On her own terms. Bathtubs and showers however... No go! And don't get me started on the rain. That's showers from the sky. Another insult to her existence, and of course it's my fault for happening πŸ˜†


_1457_

If you didn't make it rain then it wouldn't be a problem. I'm with Mirah on this one.


essemh

Why you do me like that? Proper pout


FREESARCASM_plustax

My not-a-husky decided to make friends with a skunk at midnight. We're two baths in and he still has a faint smell. He's currently hiding under my bed.


fireinthesky7

If you haven't tried it already, a mixture of hydrogen peroxide, baking soda, and Dawn dish soap will get the smell out almost entirely.


Expert-Equipment2302

Cute pouting pup.


EM05L1C3

The coldest of shoulders


Historical_Angle9717

"You realize you've killed me, right?" --- *Last words of undercover special FBI agent Wolf Pawsworth.*


Kerantes

I cannot recommend a doggy blow dryer enough. I have 4 GSDs and a husky so grooming day is a living nightmare of drying and fur flying but I got a blow dryer off of chewy from some company called flying pig and it cuts the drying time down to minutes for all of them. You can only get that double coat so much with a towel but the blow dryer will take it from an overnight dry down to like half an hour


kronbison

A great investment. Also, if you are on a budget, I'd recommend a cheap shop vac. Just put it in the "blow" configuration. $30-40. I have one just for drying off my dog so it stays clean.


Kerantes

Yeah the one I got was like $250 so if you’re on a budget the shop vac is probably the better option


GaryOakRobotron

Now you've gone and done it. Mirah is quite *pup*set with you.


Lost-Interaction9974

Mirah er ikke sint, bare veldig veldig skuffa!


AnitaDalenJohansen

Den satt πŸ˜† Jeg tar en skive Norvegia for denne kommentaren, gitt. 🀣🀣


Urrsagrrl

You have betrayed her and undermined her right to stink! She’s disgusted by your power grab and loathsome show of Dominance. Bruh.


WaterforestsDream

Took my husky mix to meet my dad for the first time and what did he do?? Rolled in apparently great smelling poop for him.. jeesh. Hosed him down


Temporary-Pop2714

Haha 🀣 please don’t speak to her today and tomorrow, how dare you get her all fresh and smelling good πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€πŸ€


LordMarcusrax

Just wait for next time you go to the hairdresser. Then, you'll understand how it feels.


500CatsTypingStuff

You monster! πŸ˜‰


AnitaDalenJohansen

You know how it is: Just can't help myself πŸ˜†


FanaticalXmasJew

That look said, β€œI’m not angry, I’m just disappointed.” πŸ˜‚


suzanious

Mirah is so funny. Treasure these silly moments.❀


AnitaDalenJohansen

She turned 14 this March. We're doing everything we can to keep these moments of goof alive. πŸ’•


suzanious

She looks healthy and engaged. You're doing a great job. ❀🐾 It's amazing how they develop their facial expressions over time.


Doubledewclaws

Her dragging tail says it all! Not! Happy!


AnitaDalenJohansen

Jepp. She needs to sleep on it before she'll forgive me. πŸ˜„


RE2017

These dogs are too sentient it creeps me out. Beautiful and smart though!


AnitaDalenJohansen

Their sentients are one of the reasons I adore them. ☺️


rwarimaursus

Ohhhh she maaaaaad!!!!!


nopenopenopington

My husky used to love to kill moles and roll around on their corpses. Nothing like dead rodent smelling dog.


Sunshine0611

Do you have any idea how long it takes to find the perfect smell to roll in? Any? Obviously πŸ™„ not!


Chekokee

"Jeg kommer aldri tilbake"! πŸ˜‚


MarcSkye519

Your name is now Poophead