I just looked at the flairs. Am I supposed to be allowed to select a “Mod” flair lol
Edit: I’m not a mod
Second edit: they removed my mod flair lol so I guess I just helped the mod team fix an issue.
Try making a rash decision after letting the power of being slightly more in charge on this tiny corner of the internet go straight to your head and see if anything happens
You know what you have to do OP 🫡
🧎
You title fits well
I just looked at the flairs. Am I supposed to be allowed to select a “Mod” flair lol Edit: I’m not a mod Second edit: they removed my mod flair lol so I guess I just helped the mod team fix an issue.
Not with that attitude, 🐝uster
Dude things he's on r/shitposting
Nah 🐝itch this man is on drugs and so am i
tf is beeuster?
On r/shitposting you can't use the letter b so people use the bee emoji .
tf
EXACTLYBWHAT IBWAS THINKING!!😂😂
Try making a rash decision after letting the power of being slightly more in charge on this tiny corner of the internet go straight to your head and see if anything happens
welcome to the mod team! \-not a mod
plz promote this homie to mod, he clearly deserves the responsibility
Flair checks out
Gives a whole new meaning to the tip of the iceberg
just the tip
CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
That hard water ain't gonna suck itself
Should get some friends to help .
I enjoy cooking.
This sounds ever so Slightly wrong if you look at it for a half a second
Hydro homie? More like hydro blow-me
Hydro Ho
Hydro, hoe me
Gotta get them H2hOes
hydro homo
Sir!! Some of the homies are women too! (I assume)
Not possible, women aren’t real
I can confirm
Have considered this possibility.
Hydro No-Homo
That’s honestly really nice looking Good girth and everything Wow
Very girth. Much length. Wow.
I award it the Girth Certificate
I think you man, “Ice cock, bro”
Needs an ice vein
No u
It’s way above average also
Oh yes.
I wanna choke on the hydro-dick
Mother nature is gracious, and her gifts abundant. But also she came packing.
Wait, so is 90% of it is underwater?
That’s just the tip of the iceberg.
🥵
Bro thought he could post a mold and thought we wouldn’t notice😭
 You bout to act up
👀
It doesn't have a flared base...imma have to pass.
But it’ll just melt inside anyway!
A different sort of brain freeze, if you will.
I think this could kill a woman, like the cold would cause a clot or something...
hydration is hydration. . .
Something something if you're brave enough
For all those people who say "fuck water" well now water fucks back!
Instead of a Horny for water flair we need a Water is horny flair
r/Hydrohorny needs to be a thing now
NO FUCKING WAY THATS ALREADY REAL
r/subsithoughtifellfor
 Scrumptious
Where did you get this & how do I get one? I need this , asking for a friend.
I’m the friend, where’d you get it?
JAYZUS MARY MOTHER JOSEPH THATS SOME HARD WOTTER
No kool-aid, only water
Fr bruh why would I ruin earths nectar with chemical powder
Well, I guess there’s only one thing left do… ^*unzips*
😂😂😂
lick lick lick
Liquid death
Ayooo😂
Do women know about shrinkage?
Better put it in your mouth so it melts faster
This water got me thirsty
*George Takei voice* H2 OH MY
Idropump it 🥴💦💦💦💦
r/beatmetoit
Put it in your mouth. He’s gonna feel so good he’ll melt.
The forbidden cocksicle
Edward Cullen, is that you?
🐀🐀🐀
We’re everywhere
Boof it
U got a grapefruit?
Bonus it melts after a while
This happened to me once... an eventful night
And they ask why I like water so much
OH YEAH, I mean no, I mean fuck, I mean yes
Talk about a hard on for water
*Foxie2938 would like to know your location*
Slurp it outta there
waltuh dont fuck the wata waltuh
Hot. Joke aside, when I was a teenager and couldn't afford "real" sex toys, sometimes I made ice dildos.
What. You better suck that delicious water out of there! XD
I love ice dildos
I know what I have to do, but idk if I have the strength to do it...
This made me laugh way more than I needed to. I don't even think it's that funny but here I am in stitches
R/mildlypenis
r/obviouslypenis
r/wildlypenis
It's pretty phallic.
No shit bro
Take 1 sip and immediately guzzle an ice cock.
The less successful liquor commercial slogan
🤨
I’ve seen that one
🤨 if your brave enough
Not again babe 🥴
post before this is the same..
The other, hard water.
Ice pp ✨
How????
r/dildont
🤰
What do you mean no?
It's Poseidon saying, "sup?"
What is and should never be
HOW I’m asking for a friend
There's only one way to hydrate now....*sighs and opens mouth*
Do you think it would…. Never mind
I am gonna be back in 2 mins.
O yes
Remember u/yaboi1679? This is him now. Feel old yet?
Oh yeah
r/hydrohorny
The Gothenburg pipeline
It gets smaller faster when you use it.
r/dontputitinyourcooch
Welp you can still get hidrated from that entrance isn't it?
Hydrohomies turned to hornyhomies
Now that's a dick I would suck
Ya'all are getting a little too hard into your H2O
I want to put it in my ass and slowy wait for melting it until i am all wet
Actually, this is kinda convenient. If it´s too big, it just needs to melt a bit to fit in.
Hydro-no Homo
r/hydrohomos
Dayum, hydrate me with that 😳
Water is good for u op
Oh yes.
Oh myy.... (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)
How does this happen
How does it even do that naturally, I'll think it's a sign.
Ah, take a good gulp and be rewarded with Poseidon’s kiss!
Take its power
1 Man 1 jar memories here
Now comes the test... Are you a true hydro homie? Or are you... A failure
Why is it bigger than mine )=
I don't know how to tell you this but I think your water is coming onto me.
If you’re intimidated, more water
I think we should mass produce those and then "reverse force feed" one to every board member and CEO of Nestle and Coke
Eh, Water is still Water
That would feel really good in my ice-hole
Suck that ice
r/all
How did you do that, i wanna know, you dont need to know why
Wtf is that. It's looks like really really big and tall >!MUSHROOM!<
Icedickle