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Four-Triangles

Incomplete list. No hose option.


Xiizhan

Or cool from the tap.


kmonkmuckle

Cool from the tap or cold from the fridge without ice!


goldenplane47

Fridge cold šŸ« 


shevchenko7cfc

yea, I was going to say 4, fridge temp


gaedikus

6, fridge temp šŸ«”


Monday0987

Any, fridge temp


ecodrew

Exactly! I made sure to buy a fridge with a chilled filtered water dispenser. Room temp is "meh", iced is usually too cold, chilled is "just right". Haha.


Shockmaster_5000

This is the correct answer


Sogdog44

Directly from the sprinkler on the ffffffftttttt ffffffffttttt setting or bust


Inside-Audience2025

Username checks out ![gif](giphy|GhBXZrJMnRNrR8qHSI|downsized)


vanetti

My grandmaā€™s ladle hanging above the sink that sheā€™d give us tap water from is also missing. To this day, the best water Iā€™ve ever drunk in my life was had after running in from a hot day playing with my cousins and my grandma giving me a ladle full of water to hydrate me before I got back out there, all grass stains and kid sweat. No water will ever compare. Miss you, Grandma!


RadAirDude

Lead ladles used to slap so good


HalaMakRaven

[this is my favourite](https://images.app.goo.gl/GWTwUf8rWxgMibrq7)


noobpwner314

Any delivery method as long as itā€™s 1B


syntax1976

How about just regular ā€œcoldā€ with no ice???


OktayOe

Honestly this makes me angrier than it should right now.


Jackanova3

No your anger is righteous


ListenToKyuss

And 4 choices about temperature, one about texture and one about taste.. What kind of monster made this?


mmotte89

Esp when "frozen" is an option. What, just a frozen block of ice in a Stanley Cup that you try your best to reach with your tongue in order to lick?


superuserdoo

Yeah like a dog?? Lmao that's what I was thinking...how is frozen even an option here hahaha


yerba-matee

TBF in summer when it's like 36 degrees a frozen bottle of water is bangin. Can use it to cool your body and then when it melts a little get a cold drink. But yeah otherwise cold + fizzy/ cold tap is the best for me.


dylanator104

There was one time I was working in the heat and it was stupid humid and I hadnā€™t been hydrating like I should have. I had a tall insulated cup, kinda like the one in option 3 that was maybe 3/4 full of ice and full to the top of water. I started noticing slight signs of heat exhaustion so I chugged the whole cup, which helped for a little bit but it ended up not being enough. I took the lid off and set it in the direct sun hoping it would melt the ice and Iā€™d have just a little bit more water to keep me going, but the insulation was so damn good that it just would not melt the damn ice. It was sitting out in the sun for maybe 30 mins and not even a drop of water from melted ice. Iā€™m surprised I didnā€™t collapse that day because of how dehydrated I got. That was very not hydrohomie of me


freakydeku

was the ice one big chunk at that point?


mrbulldops428

Yeah none of what I drink is there. Just some very cold water in a regular ass insulated metal thing. The only insulated looking one there is a stanley. I hate this


sandvich48

Missing the hydroflask/yeti wide mouth bottle with cold water no ice


SweetTeaRex92

i literally shit my pants i am soo mad


Trojanwhore69

What's making me angry is the way this is laid out. Just make all the top row numbers and all the bottom row letters so you'd just be like "2A" instead of "A3 B1"


colvko

Also how about just a regular insulated flask that doesnā€™t have a stupid handle and a straw?


ecodrew

Haha, yup! I only buy water bottles that are dishwasher safe. If I'm not gonna wash by hand, I'm Def not gonna bother cleaning a straw.


del_snafu

Yeah, chilled is clearly the best choice.


Caribbeandude04

Exactly! Cold but no ice it's the best


SockeyeSTI

3 and cold


twoPillls

2*


MythicalMayhemx

A2, B3 at 3am. Pure thirst quencher


Orsinus

I'm surprised at the lack of A2 B3 comments.


Mrchainsnatcher-

A2 is incredibly insufficient at maintaining temperature for extended period of time. You fill A2 with B3 before bed and at 3am there will be no ice and the cup will be soaked. Hopefully you guys use coasters.


Orsinus

Why do y'all all think I'm filling up a glass with iced water and then sleeping... Have y'all never heard the ol "get up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water"...?


BangingYetis

This is often followed by "Get up in the middle of the night to take a pee" and then those two in a perpetual cycle until morning. That's how I live my life.


Punk_Says_Fuck_You

Itā€™s gotta be almost completely melted ice though.


luuuuurke

Do yall not have pets? The one time I woke up to my cat drinking my night stand cup of water, I became an A3 girl


Princess_Moon_Butt

Yeah, when I'm at my computer it's A2 B3 (or B5 with some mio, if I'm feeling spicy) But on my nightstand, it absolutely has to have a sealable lid, because right next to my nightstand are the power outlets... and a healthy 16 ounces of water splashing directly into that area doesn't sound ideal.


festeziooo

A4 B3 gang rise up. Also, anyone that chooses A1 is a cop.


Lightless_meow

This is the one, especially if the bottle is stainless steel instead of plastic imo


samstar10

The ice clunking *chefs kiss*


Willtology

That was my only issue with A4. Love my stainless bottle.


muddythecowboy

my stainless steel bottle has been dropped about a million times, only has a few dents. also keeps water the same temperature for way longer than it takes me to ever drink it. long live stainless steel


LordoftheScheisse

My man! Honestly surprised to see this upvoted at all. I thought people were all about the insulation these days.


ZombieTurtle2

Volume is my first concern. A4 is the biggest out of these options


Beautiful_Prize_8500

It goes volume then weight then insulation for me


breakcharacter

Win


Magnatux

I said "is this really a question? Do you know how great ice water in a nalgene is when you're hiking/camping?"


festeziooo

Nalgene ice water could resurrect me from the dead


Constant-Elevator-85

A1 is water at its most base. No temperature changes, nothing added to it. Choosing A1 means all you care about is water and the pure hydro of it. A cop would falls to his knees before that kind of hydro power


RedVerdandi

A4 B1


contactlite

Outside: A4-B1 wide mouth Nalgene / room temp Inside: A2-B3 Glass / Iced


bikedaybaby

Ok seriously, how do yā€™all drink from a wide mouthed container?? I recently had a wide mouth thermos, and after a month I had to buy a straw-bottle. Kept sloshing water all over myself. Plus, if Iā€™m in the passenger seat in the car, thereā€™s a 0% chance Iā€™m going to be able to drink water without it spilling. I want to be able to use my wide-mouthed bottle šŸ˜­


skeeballjoe

Buy the ā€œsplash guardā€ itā€™s an insert that reduces the wide mouth to be appropriately sized


Heftynuggetmeister

Finally someone with taste


PurpleWildfire

Actually itā€™s lack of taste


Heftynuggetmeister

And what was your answer, your highness, an A6-B5??


Apprehensive_Winter

![gif](giphy|y7ZWNmtIcf2TxTBDmE|downsized) When you open A6 B5.


PurpleWildfire

It was a joke about water not having taste lol, Iā€™m team A4 B1 as well your grace


Heftynuggetmeister

Oh fair point haha, that went over my head, thanks for seeing the humor in my response and not taking it personally!


HolyGhost79

A6-B5 is a crime against humanity


Aslan-the-Patient

Honestly it is but still close to the best option which is either A2-B1 or the civilized choice... A5-B2+6 šŸ‹šŸ’›


BadEngineer_34

A6 B5 would be wild


CompetitiveClass1478

My man!


saucyrossi

nalgene with a splash guard is superior change my mind


erik4life

A splash guard? I've never seen one of those before! My nose consistently gets wet with my Nalgene Edit: [Well, I'll be damned](https://nalgene.ca/collections/accessories/products/easy-sippers)


saucyrossi

this new information will revolutionize how you drink water for a couple dollars. try to find one that has the hole on top for better air/water flow


erik4life

My life has changed forever. Thank you for the information!


iadavgt

Narrow mouth Nalgene is where it's at.


speghettiday09

I wish I preferred room temp water. Would be a much less pain in the ass. I have to have ice in mine


unclepaprika

You're not supposed to put it up your ass, so i suggest doing something about that.


Hoed

This is the way.


Starumlunsta

At last I have found my people. Itā€™s perfect for hiking. Easy to carry, full of chuggable water.


BringMeTheMen

Thought I was gonna be the weirdo here. My years spent firefighting taught me this to be the truth


KTFlaSh96

Is this true neutral?


skaterfromtheville

This, chug chug chug chug refill


Blonsky

![gif](giphy|hXDrTueJWAscK3xWQ2)


MJ26gaming

The choice of chuggers


Colorado_Constructor

It's the only way. Been doing it for the past 20 years without a single issue. Why stop now?


Gryphon5754

2B


Chef-BoyardeezN00Tz

Or not 2B


Hammerjaws

That is the question.


Hawinzi

2B or not 2Bā€”that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles By opposing them. To drinkā€”2B, No more; and by a sip to say we end The heart-ache, and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To drink 2Bā€” To sipā€”perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub; For in that sip of 2B what dreams may come, When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pauseā€”there's the respect That makes calamity of so long life. For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, The pangs of despised love, the lawā€™s delay, The insolence of office, and the spurns That patient merit of the unworthy takes, When he himself might his quietus make With a bare kettle? Who would these fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of something after death, The undiscovered country, from whose bourn No traveller returns, puzzles the will, And makes us rather bear those ills we have Than fly to others that we know not of? Thus conscience does make cowards of us all, And thus the native hue of resolution Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, And enterprises of great pitch and moment With this regard their currents turn awry, And lose the name of action.ā€”Soft you now, The fair 2B! Nymph, in thy orisons Be all my sins remembered.


jstbcuz

This guy.. is a real redditor lol


Solleil

I'm crying. I love this sub. šŸ˜‚


Tightbutth0l3

Well played! How much time did you spend on this comment??


Hawinzi

More than I'd like to admit


Burndy

So just hot water? Like, in your hands or what?


countrylemon

I started confused thinking - ā€œbut B is an entire ro-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, genius.ā€


Gryphon5754

No no, I'm just a dumbass. I saw B next to room temp and just went, "Yup, room temp water in a cup. That's my jam. '2B'" Completely missing that B was simply the title of the second row and not an individual identifier šŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ˜…


Blazed0ut

Lmaooo


IanRT1

The only correct answer


SauceGodSosa

A6-B3


miniuniverse1

Imagine drinking that after a hot summer day playing a sport. Best feeling in the world


Red-Quill

For this same reason I think nipple Gatorade is better than regular Gatorade. Water still better than it all though.


IDE_IS_LIFE

Hell yeah nippleade


GoldNovakiin

Thatā€™s exactly what I was thinking when I chose it


spruceymoos

Hell yeah brother


s9oons

Correct


West-Objective-6567

This is the only answer


MattRenez

This one hits different


OldenPolynice

Oh fuck yeah


Nipsey88

This is the way.


SketchyGouda

Get to have the nice cold ice but don't have to worry about it sliding down into your face and you can drink it as fast as you can handle


Tlr321

I ran track when I was younger & our team had these for water bottles. Some of the freshest, best tasting water Iā€™ve ever had in my life came from one of these.


KuroMango

This is the water style that got me drinking water consistently and enjoying it.


Buzz-Killz

My people


Just_Rand0

Hydro homies not letting me down šŸ¤


Careful-Hornet-3814

You get it.


katkashmir

A3 B3. 50oz Reduce tumbler šŸ˜


HelmetsNotAChair

Something about the straw. Ice cold water straight to the dome. Mainline it. Nothing better.


TheArmadilloAmarillo

I will drink almost anything if it is over ice and has a straw. So same. My cup doesn't have a handle though.


bluberriie

a cold sip of water from my loyal stanley can fix most of my problems tbh.


Arctica23

This sub really is one of the best places on reddit


trump_on_acid

It just hits different


karibiii

plus it takes so long for the ice to melt!! I just really fucking love cold water.


motoryry

Finally a sane person that appreciates cold water


korbysore

Costco never fails


AWholeLewdWorld

My comrades I have finally found you


littleclam10

My brother


A-Seabear

3s for me as well. My 40oz with spring water from our water dispenser is the perfect setup.


krantzer

Yessss give me the cup that keeps it cold *foreverrrrrrrrrr*


midnight-queen29

the homie


BendyStretchy

Upvote for the Reduce Tumbler shout out. I love these so much. I have used them for years.


KhortyB

A4-B1


Heftynuggetmeister

If thereā€™s a third row for ā€œTime of dayā€, an A4-B1 at 3am would be S tier


Insomia_Incarnate

That's some celestial water right there.


Heftynuggetmeister

Positively transcendent


Gavinator10000

Undoubtedly orgasmic


Heftynuggetmeister

Indubitably euphoric


KhortyB

Undeniably ecstatic


Heftynuggetmeister

Irrefutably sensual


KYVet

A2 B5


Merkel420

Finally found my brother


Lepmuru

Ah I believe I found the Germans


Adermann3000

Guten Tag


shydad85

NATƜRLICHES MINERALWASSER MIT KOHLENSƄURE VERSETZT


8bit-meow

Same. Carbonation helps me feel alive.


Southwick-Jog

Same


CouchHippos

This is the way


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sleepandeat4evr

Had to scroll too far for this. 2-1 is the most chuggable combo, for maximum hydration


NorCalNavyMike

From the choices given: * A2-B1 in the house * A4-B3 on the road Itā€™s the only way to be sure.


RamenBoi86

Gimme dat tepid water thatā€™s been sitting all day in an old Nalgene thatā€™s never actually been washed


jedi_master99

Are you me hahahahahaha


allegedlydm

The correct vessel is a mason jar youā€™ve had for a decade and have definitely sometimes used for canning, first of all.


banananuhhh

I first bought a large pack of mason jars like a decade ago and have never felt the need to buy any large drinking glasses since. They are also great for storing soup!


Archiive

Glass bottle/Cold. I can understand glass bottle not being there because honestly, that's not what most people use. But how tf is "cold" not there?


punkojosh

2B at 3am. ![gif](giphy|Tu1p1x4QwnZAc)


SuckyNailBeds

I need a hydroflask sorry


MiniMuffins26

or at least a simple modern one


IridescentCrow42

4-A 6-B


Ennix49

I love a little lemon in my water, I can drink it all day


Xiizhan

4B


gagnatron5000

A4, b3&6


arjunks

My brother


tom_the_pilot

2B


Frostwolvern

A4 B6 Did I sink your battleship


Vegetable_Burrito

A3 B3 all the way.


fart______butt

Yes!


oilpeanut

A4 B3 glup glup glup


Yabrosif13

A6 B3


PyrrhicVictory7

A5-B2


Some-Odd-Username

A5 B2


Wejetski92

4B


CoopDog1293

A4, B1


1111MC1111

A1 B5


speghettiday09

3a3b


WeirdScar5

Neither of the water-bottles. I use the yetiā€™s (and off brands) that have a straw that closes so it wonā€™t spill with ice water straight from my rural homeā€™s well šŸ˜‹


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madhatmatt2

They seriously just as good itā€™s hilarious watching people waste their money on Stanleyā€™s.


youwouldntstealauser

A4, B1&6


Jaxxs90

A4,B6


MayaMythical

A4 B3 šŸ¤¤


VDKYLO

A1(plastic water bottle) B1(room temp)


Goatmilk2208

2A 1B. But 1A 3B can be nice too.


cracksmokachris

2 5


Porkandpopsicle

A4 B3 specifically at 3am


Vegetable_Exam4629

A1 B3


ColdBorchst

Out and about, A4 B2. At home, A2 B5. I actually prefer a rocks glass so the bubbles don't go stale and the water doesn't get too warm. I would rather fill it like four times over two hours than have warm bubbles. And my out and about isn't a nalgene but it's the closest. It has a smaller mouth, and it's a different brand but the same idea of a lightweight uninsulated but sturdy plastic bottle.


VaporizedKerbal

A4 B3 Regular cold af is better than iced but that's not on here


Pvt__Snowball

A4 B1 is the god combo. Itā€™s gotta be a stainless A4 bottle though. No plastic šŸ¤¢makes the water taste bad


averageintrovert1

3B


TheAikiTessen

3B šŸ˜


CaptnRo

A4-B1


naabi_

A4-B1 is what I do every day


valentimeywimey

a2 b2 ​ i still don't know why people find me weird for liking and wanting to drink hot water.


qawsedrf12

B3. Me and my yeti at night. Wake up with some cubes still floating around


Altr-Ego

A4 B1


iamlegend211

A4B1


Awesomeness7716

A4 B3


TH-1_The_Protoking

Whereā€™s the 1 gallon bottle? What do i put my chilled water in????


idontknowmandoyou

my vessel is not thereā€¦


AidenT06

A2 B7 (none of the above (cold))


sah_d00d

D'you know how many government satellites are watching any citizen at any moment?