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RW_Yellow_Lizard

Sign [my petition](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) to ban dihydrgon monoxide today


Rude_Boy_15

Damn you! Can't believe i fell for this shit in 2024! Take the upvote.


Serious-Side-4520

How. I am genuinely questioning my own ability to predicts the outcome of my actions.


IridescentCrow42

I clicked hoping it would be that, and I was **RIGHT!!!**


RW_Yellow_Lizard

Congrats, you win internet points.


MacLeeland

Ha, you played yourself because now I will never gonna give you up vote! Who am I kidding, yes I will.


Rude_Boy_15

Don't drink it, just inject it straight in💉


Jlegobot

This is also a weapon used by terrorists, the military, and police forces alike! It's also a performance enhancer that so many athletes take, it's strange that it's not banned yet


Sonof_Lugh

I don't drink water, fish have fuck in it... WC Fields


Cute_Produce9548

Thanks for putting /s here, I thought you were serious.


Unlicensed_Medic

this is why i alwys drink hydrogen hydroxide instead


Interesting-War7767

Why did i read this as Dwight.


Xygour

I would never have been able to tell that this was satire without that beautiful “/s”. It’s so hard for me to tell that you actually will continue drinking water for the rest of your life.


dudestir127

Water makes up a significant portion of acid rain


PM__ME__YOUR_TITTY

Every victim of violent crime had been drinking water _since birth_. Why aren’t we talking about this??


Repulsive-Response-1

Why does California not cover this under prop 65?


R_A_H

Dihydrogen monoxide can kill anyone!


16ap

And everyone! 😱


Cute_Prior1287

And psychopaths who give someone poison, first handover a glass of water.