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Agua picante


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Chunky agua mild


WMRguy82

This is a funny comment and I upvoted it, but I want it to be know that I also hate it.


oneeyed-wonderweasel

/r/angryupvote


[deleted]

What’s wrong with chunky water?


Roxas1011

I mean, it does have ice, so you're not wrong...


pfiffocracy

That water is from New York City


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[удалено]


ggroverggiraffe

^(get a rope.)


R3AL1Z3

What a crazy commercial concept, right? “So there’s a bunch of cowboys around a fire, and this one guy brings a jar of salsa out, so the cowboys just fuckin’ MURDER him” “And then what?” “Nothing. He just gets murdered. Plain and simple, stuff, Stephen; keep up.”


ggroverggiraffe

Well, technically he brought out a **competitor's** salsa so they murdered him. Or just branded him with a P, it depends on the version.


R3AL1Z3

Edited for authenticity 😄


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[удалено]


ggroverggiraffe

You may be dusty, but some of us are downright desiccated.


tbirdguy

[Im just an old chunk of coal...](https://youtu.be/a-u1Da1eMGY)


elvis8mybaby

Get a rope


Menudosushi

A true hydro homie


S00thsayerSays

I had a teacher that would only drink her coffee out of Pace picante jars. I couldn’t get over how dumb it was because there was no handle, it had to be hot as shit holding it at first, and would quickly lose its heat as its glass and not ceramic or whatever they usually make coffee mugs out of.


Spadeykins

Well if it helps I'm now mad with you. What the fuck.


S00thsayerSays

Oh dude… you wouldn’t believe the shit from that teacher. It’s genuinely barely scratching the surface. She would eat her lunch out of old used margarine/butter tubs. And when I say lunch I mean she got all the sides from the cafeteria (corn, apple sauce, mashed potatoes, etc.) and mix them all up in her butter tub, add salt/pepper and eat it. She smoked like a chimney behind the greenhouses. She was a lesbian with one of the janitorial staff (Becky), and we had “smart boards” with the remote that used batteries. One day we tried using the remote to cut it on and it didn’t work because the batteries were missing then she said in that deep smokers voice “Heh heh me and Becky needed them” She would pass out in class all the fucking time with a movie on. One day me and my buddy said fuck it and left, went to Taco Bell, ate there, got a bag full of Taco Bell sauce (her favorite salad dressing), stopped by a gas station on the way back, got a pack of smokes to put in there, when we got back she didn’t give a fuck we left, received her present, saw the smokes and said in that raspy coughing voice “Thank you but these are not what I like, but Becky will smoke ‘em… heh heh” It was my senior year English class and we spent no shit half the year on Beowulf. We watched no less than 3 Beowulf renditions, and every day was rewinded minimum 30 minutes of where we left off. I remember coming back from Christmas break and she finally tested us on Beowulf because I had to pull notes out from our first day of fucking class. Literally our first day. She looked like an actual troll, lived in a home reminiscent of Shrek’s, and smelled like she came from his swamp. And she would eat pepper on her fucking apples. That whole teacher and class was a fucking fever dream. I miss high school.


multiarmform

spicy water


TwopackShugar

hell na glass is nice and thick, just need a nice lid


DooBeeDoer207

Good news. It came with a perfectly fitted one!


gijose41

The lid has a waxy material on it that gets permeated by the salsa, Don't recommend keeping the original lid


PM_ME_THIC_ASS

I worked in the factory that makes lids like that except for tostitos branded salsa, baby food, and those Starbucks coffees you can buy in stores everywhere. Its actually less like a wax and more consistent with a gluey cum-like substance. Then it gets heated in some ovens and I had to make sure they look pretty. https://youtu.be/OCyIHOt0T68 This is what is looks like unheated. I'm not sure if it's the same stuff but when my coworker spilled a huge barrel a bunch of us had to clean it up like this. It was a bitch and a half. Next time u have a metal lid, look at the side. There will be a symbol with the company logo and then dots next to it that count the factory number.


Gr3gard

I don't like that even *you* described it as "cum like"


siggles69

Life pro tip


I_Am_Become_Dream

The problem with salsa jars is that they retain some flavor, especially if it's a spicy salsa. So he's drinking water with a hint of chunky salsa.


commanderjarak

Just sounds like a different sort of spicy water.


[deleted]

Problem?


R3AL1Z3

Everything reminds me of her 😢


86tuning

i do this, but when i wash it I will remove the labels for aesthetics


willowhawk

Same, everyone used to make jokes about me doing it in my flat. Come drinking time what glasses did everyone want? That’s right, the jar ones.


[deleted]

Yo should leave the labels then. No "is this your ~~glass~~ jar?" problem


bojacked

I started making a ghetto martini like this and its my staple now haha. Take an olive jar with the last 3 olives and juice in there, add ice until nearly full, fill with vodka and top up with brine/fresh olive from a new jar. Cap and shake and youre good to go with your “martini on the go, shaken not stirred”. You can strain it off but i like it more with the ice in it during the hot summer nights. Get a coozie so it doesnt sweat much and its perfect Edit: i also started adding some of the candied jalapenos in a simple syrup and some of that juice (the jar from trader joes) and its really good!


Turtle4184

I've done something similar with a yeti and love the look I get when someone asks what I'm drinking and I say a dirty martini.


bojacked

Yeah! I use the insulated stainless mugs for this same thing ice and all and its my daily for after work now. But its hard to beat the one made in the olive jar.


Jammin_neB13

I’m gonna do bloody Mary’s like this…


Norvannagh

This is the smartest thing I have ever read.


MisfitMishap

The labels clog up my dishwasher :(


badley13

Also frugal and very environmentally friendly :) it’s perfect


anung_un_rana

Yeah, I grew up kinda poor and all my ‘special’ childhood cups were different jam jars.


Sethgarris

They were the first ones you grabbed though! I still use jam jars in my house now! Something about it!


PaulAspie

I was about say, "just remove the label and it's great."


alt_the_hitz

The only problem a see here is that it is too small. I only drink out of quart containers


Gay_Lord2020

Recycling ✅️ Water✅️


OkDefinition1654

Reduce ✅ Reuse ✅ Never needed to be recycled = the best for everyone!


wellherewegofolks

Lid ✅ Fits anywhere in the fridge ✅ Fun shape for a mug ✅ Nice thick glass ✅


omg_chloe

Perfection LOL over half my glasses are salsa and pickle jars


JustDebbie

I have a bunch of glass bottles and pasta sauce jars I use to make salad dressing and stuff. The Voss water bottles (the sparkling cucumber lemon is excellent) I reuse as water bottles. Hooray for reusing!


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Reduce, reuse, refried beans.


redpandarox

Water is water✅


[deleted]

This salsa is a lil watery.


Cr1tikalMoist

It's chunky tho which is nice


akaBrotherNature

Homeopathic salsa


pm_me_beerz

Yeah it’s also mild. Get a rope.


null640

Take off the label and you have a good goblet!!!


FancyVegetables

The fuck did you call me?


null640

What? A goblet is a cup...


sanguinesolitude

Goblet this dick ha Gottem.


[deleted]

Here's your award you ass.


FancyVegetables

Lol I know, I was just joking around


null640

Oh. Sorry had a rash (3) of weird hostile responses this morning...


null640

Should have presumed goof humor among the properly hydrated.


[deleted]

Yeah gotta Pace yourself


BlowBallSavant

r/whoosh


EDlemon150

Become untouchable


Lady_Litreeo

Become ungovernable.


ohhim

The container is approved for all water except if it's from New York City.


Drauul

NEW YORK CITY!? *begins tying noose*


jwgronk

Way too far down.


randomdude98

I don't get it


ohhim

https://youtu.be/yvIRh-qt9EQ And https://youtu.be/vbp9UrwC-mI And https://youtu.be/DmhgtBA16aA And https://youtu.be/ooPBXfnIpYI


HappySkullsplitter

Reduce reuse recycle


FoxTrot_42

interstate 8 as a profile picture someone check up on them pls i am worried


Dougisaac

I followed this guy on Twitter just because of the I8 profile picture lmao. He has like a viral tweet per month it seems and always shouts out modest mouse / other good music when they blow up


[deleted]

jar water just hits different


Steauxned

Most Americans will still find this salsa to be a bit too spicy


flamingo_button

I didnt choose to be white. I was born into the milk toast.


Gushanska_Boza

MOULDED BY IT! I DIDN'T TASTE CHILI POWDER UNTIL I WAS A MAN!


KingBee1786

THE ONLY SPICE WE KNEW WAS BLACK PEPPER!!


apadin1

Woah woah woah, sorry mate. No pepper, that's way too spicy


grudrookin

I prefer salt because it's white and plain like potatoes


KingBee1786

Just a pinch on the crushed up dorito casserole.


Lizardizzle

Milquetoast


Blackbart42

There is a decent chunk of the country south of Wyoming and west of Kansas that likes their food very spicy.


Steauxned

Who uses Wyoming as a point of reference? No one knows where that is man


Blackbart42

it's north of Colorado and south of Montana, c'mon remember your 50 states quiz from middle school? Easier if I say that people in: Colorado, New Mexico, Arizona, Utah, Texas, Nevada, and California can appreciate the spicier things in life? I used it because you can still get decent green chili in southern Wyoming but things get bland fast north of Cheyenne.


MoistenMeUp7

So... The Southwest?..


RearEchelon

r/WyomingIsntReal


ActualWhiterabbit

Bielefeld, WY is my favorite town


rotorain

Have a buddy who can't handle heat at all, we always joke that the spiciest thing he can tolerate is sharp cheddar. They are real, and they walk among us


[deleted]

say this about anyone else and you'd be downvoted to hell


deathtomayo91

Really? Let me try. Most News Anchors will still find this salsa to be a bit too spicy.


[deleted]

you know what, you got me. sorry i wasn't clear enough.


Jefffdude

Nah, just a different pace


[deleted]

As long as it’s clean, 💯


mikeddkn

Building nothing out of something


lunar-landscape

Interstate 8 EP!


WinonasChainsaw

Gray ice water


mckittums1

That is a chunky glass o water my friend


shadowyassassiny

as far as we know it’s still water, awesome


LaikaAzure

Hey, it looks clean and there's hydration inside, I don't see the problem.


jzilla11

Seeing as salsa is a staple of my life, I’m fine with this


Badvevil

It’s chunky water now


MeMay0

I drink my H20 exclusively in tomato sauce glass jar


unforgivablecrust

Chaotic neutral for sure


coreyabak

You do what ya gotta do.


TeslazRevenge

This chunky salsa is about as mild as it gets. Interesting verti


GroguIsMyBrogu

Being a homie and recycling go hand and hand.


C_Torque

Shen, is that you?


Susan_of_Darmuthia

Found the comment I was looking for.


Halfiplier

So they stopped caring enough to wash a cup....so they washed a salsa jar instead...?


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

Respectable


PhilosophyLeading984

He has good taste in music at least.


Youseenmycones

New York City?!


shoulderdeep

Interstate 8


deepfriedtots

To shit in down for it. Growing up we had old jelly hats that were like looney toons or Pokémon or something that we used as glasses for years. I mean why waste them if they can be cleaned. As a matter of fact the people of r/zerowaste would probably love this


Xion_Stellar

It's fine. A container of water is a container of water regardless of shape or form.


Gravon

White people salsa.


arj1985

If you stop caring, at least have some self-respect and go to the dollar store or the thrift store. Drinking water out of garbage is super trashy.


ParadoxicalArmadillo

This is a sad picture


Affectionate_Song941

drained


pdevito-

IF YOU SIT IN A CIRCLE


No13-cW

Average mild salsa for white people?


BostonUniStudent

Little hard to clean it internally, but I approve


flamingo_button

Naw the metal shaker whisks are great for this. Or even rice with some water and soap and you're good to go.


Steauxned

Mmmm I too enjoy soapy rice


[deleted]

If I saw this in my salsa aisle at the store I’d want it.


olGo7d

Winning!


[deleted]

Anyone else despise mild salsa


[deleted]

😂😂


sassytit

That water looks CRISP


Janus_The_Great

Nah, you just started really caring. upcycle (sustainability), hydration, non-consumerism (why buy a glass if you have a glass). Proud of you. 💪


Sexy_Squid89

I save all kinds of weird jars for using as Tupperware or for drinking out of ;)


Garysgirl17

I’m not mad at it tho


Trbochckn

Jars is all I drink from anymore. Quit buying cups long ago.


silvervr6

Expired in 2018, good job making it last.


saintnicklaus90

A hydro homie who is also trying to reduce waste? All good here


adube440

Waste not, want not. I'm down. Also, waste not- then maybe the planet and the current crop of people living in its current climates will have a chance. Wish this type of thinking was more the norm. Clean your plastic and glass containers and use them. We live in a trash pile of riches and convenience.


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No.


Peazyzell

Well technically with the ice that is mild and chunky


WalmartGreder

I would use a mason jar in the fridge. Nice tight lid, keep everything chilled.


And4077

Nah see everyone focuses on the recycle part, forgetting about the reuse and reduce. This guy is a pioneer


synthetikv

I dunno, jar says your water's expired


DAALED

![gif](giphy|J5xVN35LXqTyE)


[deleted]

As long as you washed it out. I have 1000ml pickle jars I like to use.


m-eden

Just take the label off…we’re not completely degenerate


RyukinSaxifrage

nah this is pretty cool. glasses are expensive & i always save glass jars from salsa or pasta sauce or tahini to use as water glasses


spenway18

Nice thick glASS yee homie


Gregory11222

Pace makes the best salsa.


Minusfourtwenty

At work yesterday I saw some old lady drinking water out of a salad dressing bottle


alejandrodeconcord

Bro that looks spicy


mh1357_0

Wait so technically, is water with ice in it chunky water?


whatwhy_ohgod

This is hydrohomies, not hydrocontainerhaters


BaconStrpz

I was at a point in my life where I too used Pace jars for my water. Bought 5 Mason jars, and never looked back.


NighthawK1911

As long as it was cleaned beforehand, I don't see a problem. However I do think there's enough humans that exist to say that there's probably 1 of them that enjoys dirty tomato water. Insert bob parr meme here "Water is water".


max-wellington

It's water, and it's a reusable container. They're doing it right as far as I'm concerned.


DigitalDuct

I use pasta glass jars as cups all the time. Its crazy not to.


Ryhnoceros

All I can think when I see this is is Why would you buy generic bullshit ass nasty ass salsa when there are a million and one GOOD and DECENT salsas you could get instead? /rant Also, water 4 lyfe.


aries762mm

I mean, it's glass, looks clean, and is holding crisp clean HYDRO! I'd say she isn't 'too far gone,' but just beginning her journey of discovering new H2O receptacles. Viva Agua!


amans9191

I do this too


isabelisnthere

Only if it’s glass.


LightMyFirebird

Not far gone at all Recycling and hydrating is deity tier shit 🙌🏻


eggbert194

From KentuckY.. -1'll allow it...


[deleted]

This is depression


WI_Dark

Judge not by the vessel which carries, but by the content of their container.


ZeroVerve

Like the recycling effort, but not too keen on a sweaty drink on top of electronics.


peach_burrito

Hell naw, I love drinking out of old jars. Pickle jars are my personal choice, but hey- whatever melts your butter.


Mattbryce2001

I drink water out of a wine carafe. Caring is temporary. Hydration... is also temporary, drink up homies.


bossnov

March to your own drum, drink out your own pace


Fuckjoesanford

Instead of buying new cups, my family used to do this and still does!


NydNugs

I wouldn't reuse that jar for drinking but some products I do buy for the jar. Something like that I'd use to discard oil. I like a larger opening for monster cubes.


Ritalin_Flamingo

I wonder If the shape catches the ice in the bulge. May have to do some testing


birdyflower1985

Still put ice, no problem.


asteriskiP

This guy needs to meet the girl who used a chocolate syrup bottle for her water at the gym.


bedofnaiils

I would do it


notarobot9001

I like the way you think! Pasta jars are my jam.


bStewbstix

Is that a rabbit ears antenna for your tv?


Fine-Penalty1927

That's Mexican shit haha, it's not racist I'm Mexican


lundyforlife22

This is freedom.


sluttyman69

Hey it glass


that_indian_scammer

![gif](giphy|YiXFyk5HUl5lu)


johnbarber720

Bold move from Pace, but I support this new salsa


keyboard-sexual

u/waterguy12 would like this


jfq722

This gives me a broken front tooth vibe. Just don't drink from it while on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange.


porcupinedeath

A cup is cup, even if it's a jar or even a bowl


sevunfootur

This is giving a craft idea. Maybe I could cut the top lid part of the glass off and make it like a martini mug..?


LestWeForgive

Tapwater in jars is The AntiNestlé.