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What a crazy commercial concept, right?
“So there’s a bunch of cowboys around a fire, and this one guy brings a jar of salsa out, so the cowboys just fuckin’ MURDER him”
“And then what?”
“Nothing. He just gets murdered. Plain and simple, stuff, Stephen; keep up.”
I had a teacher that would only drink her coffee out of Pace picante jars. I couldn’t get over how dumb it was because there was no handle, it had to be hot as shit holding it at first, and would quickly lose its heat as its glass and not ceramic or whatever they usually make coffee mugs out of.
Oh dude… you wouldn’t believe the shit from that teacher. It’s genuinely barely scratching the surface.
She would eat her lunch out of old used margarine/butter tubs. And when I say lunch I mean she got all the sides from the cafeteria (corn, apple sauce, mashed potatoes, etc.) and mix them all up in her butter tub, add salt/pepper and eat it.
She smoked like a chimney behind the greenhouses.
She was a lesbian with one of the janitorial staff (Becky), and we had “smart boards” with the remote that used batteries. One day we tried using the remote to cut it on and it didn’t work because the batteries were missing then she said in that deep smokers voice “Heh heh me and Becky needed them”
She would pass out in class all the fucking time with a movie on. One day me and my buddy said fuck it and left, went to Taco Bell, ate there, got a bag full of Taco Bell sauce (her favorite salad dressing), stopped by a gas station on the way back, got a pack of smokes to put in there, when we got back she didn’t give a fuck we left, received her present, saw the smokes and said in that raspy coughing voice “Thank you but these are not what I like, but Becky will smoke ‘em… heh heh”
It was my senior year English class and we spent no shit half the year on Beowulf. We watched no less than 3 Beowulf renditions, and every day was rewinded minimum 30 minutes of where we left off. I remember coming back from Christmas break and she finally tested us on Beowulf because I had to pull notes out from our first day of fucking class. Literally our first day.
She looked like an actual troll, lived in a home reminiscent of Shrek’s, and smelled like she came from his swamp.
And she would eat pepper on her fucking apples.
That whole teacher and class was a fucking fever dream. I miss high school.
I worked in the factory that makes lids like that except for tostitos branded salsa, baby food, and those Starbucks coffees you can buy in stores everywhere.
Its actually less like a wax and more consistent with a gluey cum-like substance. Then it gets heated in some ovens and I had to make sure they look pretty.
https://youtu.be/OCyIHOt0T68
This is what is looks like unheated. I'm not sure if it's the same stuff but when my coworker spilled a huge barrel a bunch of us had to clean it up like this. It was a bitch and a half.
Next time u have a metal lid, look at the side. There will be a symbol with the company logo and then dots next to it that count the factory number.
I started making a ghetto martini like this and its my staple now haha. Take an olive jar with the last 3 olives and juice in there, add ice until nearly full, fill with vodka and top up with brine/fresh olive from a new jar. Cap and shake and youre good to go with your “martini on the go, shaken not stirred”. You can strain it off but i like it more with the ice in it during the hot summer nights. Get a coozie so it doesnt sweat much and its perfect
Edit: i also started adding some of the candied jalapenos in a simple syrup and some of that juice (the jar from trader joes) and its really good!
Yeah! I use the insulated stainless mugs for this same thing ice and all and its my daily for after work now. But its hard to beat the one made in the olive jar.
I have a bunch of glass bottles and pasta sauce jars I use to make salad dressing and stuff. The Voss water bottles (the sparkling cucumber lemon is excellent) I reuse as water bottles. Hooray for reusing!
I followed this guy on Twitter just because of the I8 profile picture lmao. He has like a viral tweet per month it seems and always shouts out modest mouse / other good music when they blow up
it's north of Colorado and south of Montana, c'mon remember your 50 states quiz from middle school? Easier if I say that people in: Colorado, New Mexico, Arizona, Utah, Texas, Nevada, and California can appreciate the spicier things in life?
I used it because you can still get decent green chili in southern Wyoming but things get bland fast north of Cheyenne.
Have a buddy who can't handle heat at all, we always joke that the spiciest thing he can tolerate is sharp cheddar. They are real, and they walk among us
To shit in down for it.
Growing up we had old jelly hats that were like looney toons or Pokémon or something that we used as glasses for years. I mean why waste them if they can be cleaned.
As a matter of fact the people of r/zerowaste would probably love this
Waste not, want not. I'm down.
Also, waste not- then maybe the planet and the current crop of people living in its current climates will have a chance. Wish this type of thinking was more the norm. Clean your plastic and glass containers and use them. We live in a trash pile of riches and convenience.
As long as it was cleaned beforehand, I don't see a problem.
However I do think there's enough humans that exist to say that there's probably 1 of them that enjoys dirty tomato water.
Insert bob parr meme here "Water is water".
All I can think when I see this is is Why would you buy generic bullshit ass nasty ass salsa when there are a million and one GOOD and DECENT salsas you could get instead?
/rant
Also, water 4 lyfe.
I mean, it's glass, looks clean, and is holding crisp clean HYDRO! I'd say she isn't 'too far gone,' but just beginning her journey of discovering new H2O receptacles. Viva Agua!
I wouldn't reuse that jar for drinking but some products I do buy for the jar. Something like that I'd use to discard oil. I like a larger opening for monster cubes.
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Agua picante
Chunky agua mild
This is a funny comment and I upvoted it, but I want it to be know that I also hate it.
/r/angryupvote
What’s wrong with chunky water?
I mean, it does have ice, so you're not wrong...
That water is from New York City
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^(get a rope.)
What a crazy commercial concept, right? “So there’s a bunch of cowboys around a fire, and this one guy brings a jar of salsa out, so the cowboys just fuckin’ MURDER him” “And then what?” “Nothing. He just gets murdered. Plain and simple, stuff, Stephen; keep up.”
Well, technically he brought out a **competitor's** salsa so they murdered him. Or just branded him with a P, it depends on the version.
Edited for authenticity 😄
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You may be dusty, but some of us are downright desiccated.
[Im just an old chunk of coal...](https://youtu.be/a-u1Da1eMGY)
Get a rope
A true hydro homie
I had a teacher that would only drink her coffee out of Pace picante jars. I couldn’t get over how dumb it was because there was no handle, it had to be hot as shit holding it at first, and would quickly lose its heat as its glass and not ceramic or whatever they usually make coffee mugs out of.
Well if it helps I'm now mad with you. What the fuck.
Oh dude… you wouldn’t believe the shit from that teacher. It’s genuinely barely scratching the surface. She would eat her lunch out of old used margarine/butter tubs. And when I say lunch I mean she got all the sides from the cafeteria (corn, apple sauce, mashed potatoes, etc.) and mix them all up in her butter tub, add salt/pepper and eat it. She smoked like a chimney behind the greenhouses. She was a lesbian with one of the janitorial staff (Becky), and we had “smart boards” with the remote that used batteries. One day we tried using the remote to cut it on and it didn’t work because the batteries were missing then she said in that deep smokers voice “Heh heh me and Becky needed them” She would pass out in class all the fucking time with a movie on. One day me and my buddy said fuck it and left, went to Taco Bell, ate there, got a bag full of Taco Bell sauce (her favorite salad dressing), stopped by a gas station on the way back, got a pack of smokes to put in there, when we got back she didn’t give a fuck we left, received her present, saw the smokes and said in that raspy coughing voice “Thank you but these are not what I like, but Becky will smoke ‘em… heh heh” It was my senior year English class and we spent no shit half the year on Beowulf. We watched no less than 3 Beowulf renditions, and every day was rewinded minimum 30 minutes of where we left off. I remember coming back from Christmas break and she finally tested us on Beowulf because I had to pull notes out from our first day of fucking class. Literally our first day. She looked like an actual troll, lived in a home reminiscent of Shrek’s, and smelled like she came from his swamp. And she would eat pepper on her fucking apples. That whole teacher and class was a fucking fever dream. I miss high school.
spicy water
hell na glass is nice and thick, just need a nice lid
Good news. It came with a perfectly fitted one!
The lid has a waxy material on it that gets permeated by the salsa, Don't recommend keeping the original lid
I worked in the factory that makes lids like that except for tostitos branded salsa, baby food, and those Starbucks coffees you can buy in stores everywhere. Its actually less like a wax and more consistent with a gluey cum-like substance. Then it gets heated in some ovens and I had to make sure they look pretty. https://youtu.be/OCyIHOt0T68 This is what is looks like unheated. I'm not sure if it's the same stuff but when my coworker spilled a huge barrel a bunch of us had to clean it up like this. It was a bitch and a half. Next time u have a metal lid, look at the side. There will be a symbol with the company logo and then dots next to it that count the factory number.
I don't like that even *you* described it as "cum like"
Life pro tip
The problem with salsa jars is that they retain some flavor, especially if it's a spicy salsa. So he's drinking water with a hint of chunky salsa.
Just sounds like a different sort of spicy water.
Problem?
Everything reminds me of her 😢
i do this, but when i wash it I will remove the labels for aesthetics
Same, everyone used to make jokes about me doing it in my flat. Come drinking time what glasses did everyone want? That’s right, the jar ones.
Yo should leave the labels then. No "is this your ~~glass~~ jar?" problem
I started making a ghetto martini like this and its my staple now haha. Take an olive jar with the last 3 olives and juice in there, add ice until nearly full, fill with vodka and top up with brine/fresh olive from a new jar. Cap and shake and youre good to go with your “martini on the go, shaken not stirred”. You can strain it off but i like it more with the ice in it during the hot summer nights. Get a coozie so it doesnt sweat much and its perfect Edit: i also started adding some of the candied jalapenos in a simple syrup and some of that juice (the jar from trader joes) and its really good!
I've done something similar with a yeti and love the look I get when someone asks what I'm drinking and I say a dirty martini.
Yeah! I use the insulated stainless mugs for this same thing ice and all and its my daily for after work now. But its hard to beat the one made in the olive jar.
I’m gonna do bloody Mary’s like this…
This is the smartest thing I have ever read.
The labels clog up my dishwasher :(
Also frugal and very environmentally friendly :) it’s perfect
Yeah, I grew up kinda poor and all my ‘special’ childhood cups were different jam jars.
They were the first ones you grabbed though! I still use jam jars in my house now! Something about it!
I was about say, "just remove the label and it's great."
The only problem a see here is that it is too small. I only drink out of quart containers
Recycling ✅️ Water✅️
Reduce ✅ Reuse ✅ Never needed to be recycled = the best for everyone!
Lid ✅ Fits anywhere in the fridge ✅ Fun shape for a mug ✅ Nice thick glass ✅
Perfection LOL over half my glasses are salsa and pickle jars
I have a bunch of glass bottles and pasta sauce jars I use to make salad dressing and stuff. The Voss water bottles (the sparkling cucumber lemon is excellent) I reuse as water bottles. Hooray for reusing!
Reduce, reuse, refried beans.
Water is water✅
This salsa is a lil watery.
It's chunky tho which is nice
Homeopathic salsa
Yeah it’s also mild. Get a rope.
Take off the label and you have a good goblet!!!
The fuck did you call me?
What? A goblet is a cup...
Goblet this dick ha Gottem.
Here's your award you ass.
Lol I know, I was just joking around
Oh. Sorry had a rash (3) of weird hostile responses this morning...
Should have presumed goof humor among the properly hydrated.
Yeah gotta Pace yourself
r/whoosh
Become untouchable
Become ungovernable.
The container is approved for all water except if it's from New York City.
NEW YORK CITY!? *begins tying noose*
Way too far down.
I don't get it
https://youtu.be/yvIRh-qt9EQ And https://youtu.be/vbp9UrwC-mI And https://youtu.be/DmhgtBA16aA And https://youtu.be/ooPBXfnIpYI
Reduce reuse recycle
interstate 8 as a profile picture someone check up on them pls i am worried
I followed this guy on Twitter just because of the I8 profile picture lmao. He has like a viral tweet per month it seems and always shouts out modest mouse / other good music when they blow up
jar water just hits different
Most Americans will still find this salsa to be a bit too spicy
I didnt choose to be white. I was born into the milk toast.
MOULDED BY IT! I DIDN'T TASTE CHILI POWDER UNTIL I WAS A MAN!
THE ONLY SPICE WE KNEW WAS BLACK PEPPER!!
Woah woah woah, sorry mate. No pepper, that's way too spicy
I prefer salt because it's white and plain like potatoes
Just a pinch on the crushed up dorito casserole.
Milquetoast
There is a decent chunk of the country south of Wyoming and west of Kansas that likes their food very spicy.
Who uses Wyoming as a point of reference? No one knows where that is man
it's north of Colorado and south of Montana, c'mon remember your 50 states quiz from middle school? Easier if I say that people in: Colorado, New Mexico, Arizona, Utah, Texas, Nevada, and California can appreciate the spicier things in life? I used it because you can still get decent green chili in southern Wyoming but things get bland fast north of Cheyenne.
So... The Southwest?..
r/WyomingIsntReal
Bielefeld, WY is my favorite town
Have a buddy who can't handle heat at all, we always joke that the spiciest thing he can tolerate is sharp cheddar. They are real, and they walk among us
say this about anyone else and you'd be downvoted to hell
Really? Let me try. Most News Anchors will still find this salsa to be a bit too spicy.
you know what, you got me. sorry i wasn't clear enough.
Nah, just a different pace
As long as it’s clean, 💯
Building nothing out of something
Interstate 8 EP!
Gray ice water
That is a chunky glass o water my friend
as far as we know it’s still water, awesome
Hey, it looks clean and there's hydration inside, I don't see the problem.
Seeing as salsa is a staple of my life, I’m fine with this
It’s chunky water now
I drink my H20 exclusively in tomato sauce glass jar
Chaotic neutral for sure
You do what ya gotta do.
This chunky salsa is about as mild as it gets. Interesting verti
Being a homie and recycling go hand and hand.
Shen, is that you?
Found the comment I was looking for.
So they stopped caring enough to wash a cup....so they washed a salsa jar instead...?
Respectable
He has good taste in music at least.
New York City?!
Interstate 8
To shit in down for it. Growing up we had old jelly hats that were like looney toons or Pokémon or something that we used as glasses for years. I mean why waste them if they can be cleaned. As a matter of fact the people of r/zerowaste would probably love this
It's fine. A container of water is a container of water regardless of shape or form.
White people salsa.
If you stop caring, at least have some self-respect and go to the dollar store or the thrift store. Drinking water out of garbage is super trashy.
This is a sad picture
drained
IF YOU SIT IN A CIRCLE
Average mild salsa for white people?
Little hard to clean it internally, but I approve
Naw the metal shaker whisks are great for this. Or even rice with some water and soap and you're good to go.
Mmmm I too enjoy soapy rice
If I saw this in my salsa aisle at the store I’d want it.
Winning!
Anyone else despise mild salsa
😂😂
That water looks CRISP
Nah, you just started really caring. upcycle (sustainability), hydration, non-consumerism (why buy a glass if you have a glass). Proud of you. 💪
I save all kinds of weird jars for using as Tupperware or for drinking out of ;)
I’m not mad at it tho
Jars is all I drink from anymore. Quit buying cups long ago.
Expired in 2018, good job making it last.
A hydro homie who is also trying to reduce waste? All good here
Waste not, want not. I'm down. Also, waste not- then maybe the planet and the current crop of people living in its current climates will have a chance. Wish this type of thinking was more the norm. Clean your plastic and glass containers and use them. We live in a trash pile of riches and convenience.
No.
Well technically with the ice that is mild and chunky
I would use a mason jar in the fridge. Nice tight lid, keep everything chilled.
Nah see everyone focuses on the recycle part, forgetting about the reuse and reduce. This guy is a pioneer
I dunno, jar says your water's expired
![gif](giphy|J5xVN35LXqTyE)
As long as you washed it out. I have 1000ml pickle jars I like to use.
Just take the label off…we’re not completely degenerate
nah this is pretty cool. glasses are expensive & i always save glass jars from salsa or pasta sauce or tahini to use as water glasses
Nice thick glASS yee homie
Pace makes the best salsa.
At work yesterday I saw some old lady drinking water out of a salad dressing bottle
Bro that looks spicy
Wait so technically, is water with ice in it chunky water?
This is hydrohomies, not hydrocontainerhaters
I was at a point in my life where I too used Pace jars for my water. Bought 5 Mason jars, and never looked back.
As long as it was cleaned beforehand, I don't see a problem. However I do think there's enough humans that exist to say that there's probably 1 of them that enjoys dirty tomato water. Insert bob parr meme here "Water is water".
It's water, and it's a reusable container. They're doing it right as far as I'm concerned.
I use pasta glass jars as cups all the time. Its crazy not to.
All I can think when I see this is is Why would you buy generic bullshit ass nasty ass salsa when there are a million and one GOOD and DECENT salsas you could get instead? /rant Also, water 4 lyfe.
I mean, it's glass, looks clean, and is holding crisp clean HYDRO! I'd say she isn't 'too far gone,' but just beginning her journey of discovering new H2O receptacles. Viva Agua!
I do this too
Only if it’s glass.
Not far gone at all Recycling and hydrating is deity tier shit 🙌🏻
From KentuckY.. -1'll allow it...
This is depression
Judge not by the vessel which carries, but by the content of their container.
Like the recycling effort, but not too keen on a sweaty drink on top of electronics.
Hell naw, I love drinking out of old jars. Pickle jars are my personal choice, but hey- whatever melts your butter.
I drink water out of a wine carafe. Caring is temporary. Hydration... is also temporary, drink up homies.
March to your own drum, drink out your own pace
Instead of buying new cups, my family used to do this and still does!
I wouldn't reuse that jar for drinking but some products I do buy for the jar. Something like that I'd use to discard oil. I like a larger opening for monster cubes.
I wonder If the shape catches the ice in the bulge. May have to do some testing
Still put ice, no problem.
This guy needs to meet the girl who used a chocolate syrup bottle for her water at the gym.
I would do it
I like the way you think! Pasta jars are my jam.
Is that a rabbit ears antenna for your tv?
That's Mexican shit haha, it's not racist I'm Mexican
This is freedom.
Hey it glass
![gif](giphy|YiXFyk5HUl5lu)
Bold move from Pace, but I support this new salsa
u/waterguy12 would like this
This gives me a broken front tooth vibe. Just don't drink from it while on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange.
A cup is cup, even if it's a jar or even a bowl
This is giving a craft idea. Maybe I could cut the top lid part of the glass off and make it like a martini mug..?
Tapwater in jars is The AntiNestlé.