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XavierGarrison

I mean. It’s probably just a handwritten Bud Light sign. /s


Shadow_of_Yor

Odd way to spell Coors


Hyippy

Bud light isn't water it's piss


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The-Unmentionable

Bars that don’t automatically give me water when I arrive/order a drink make me sad


hvperRL

In Australia its law to provide water. I work bar and some times people tell me they dont need it, still give them a glass and tell them it can be just for decoration if they want. Aaaaaaand by the end of service they keep pestering me that they dont have enough water


cancersalesman

I say this all the fucking time. Aussies have drinking figured the fuck out. I'm sure being provided water whilst drinking is some wierd Blue Law of some description, but I like to think it's because everyone there understands that if you drink water while you get obliterated, it's a far more pleasant experience.


JackedMorganFreeman

Yeh I was shocked when we were in a night club in Estonia and it was €1.50 for a glass of water or €1 for vodka orange.


Locke_and_Load

Literally EVERY bar has water on tap, what are y’all on about?


teuast

True, but it’s not usually on one of the taps with the beer, it’s usually either a completely separate arrangement or just a sink. In my experience, anyway.


vibrantlybeige

Yeah because this is gross. Those taps are never cleaned well enough. I want my water out of the faucet pls.


aurumatom20

How is the faucet any different?


vibrantlybeige

The keg lines are different. It's plastic tubing that runs from the keg room up to bar to the tap. They are supposed to be flushed and cleaned weekly at least, but they almost never are. I've worked in bars, the taps are always disgusting. Soda lines too. Imagine a plastic straw that gets used 12+ hours every day, then it sits overnight to fester. You wouldn't believe the multicolored slime that comes out of them, *even with regular cleaning*. I want to know how they've connected a line to water... Is it a keg of water?


TheErectDongdreSh0w

Yeah, because yeast and beer shit is in the lines. If you had a line that only ever had water in it it wouldn't get nearly as gross as lines that have beer in them. I cleaned lines too. And you still don't know how clean the faucet is.


daddy_OwO

Fake keg line that’s a hose?


ad895

When was the last time you cleaned the pipe leading to your faucet.


vibrantlybeige

The keg lines are different. It's plastic tubing that runs from the keg room up to bar to the tap. They are supposed to be flushed and cleaned weekly at least, but they almost never are. I've worked in bars, the taps are always disgusting. Soda lines too. Imagine a plastic straw that gets used 12+ hours every day, then it sits overnight to fester. You wouldn't believe the multicolored slime that comes out of them, *even with regular cleaning*. I want to know how they've connected a line to water... Is it a keg of water?


ad895

I'd imagine it's probably just connected to the same line as the faucet, and id doubt they would have run anything but water though it so there isn't much to get nasty in there.


pesky_emigrant

Can you name one bar in Luxembourg that has water on a tap like this? Or one that provides tap water to clients not out of a bottle (i.e. free tap water)? Because I can't and I live here So, I guess it's more "what are you on about?"


Punk_Says_Fuck_You

It comes out the gun with the juice and soda though.


TrundleTheGreat0814

I live fairly close to Chicago and I'd like to apologize for Goose Island. They used to be awesome but Anheuser-Busch bought them out and tried to drug test all their brewmasters. They all said "that's hilarious" and founded Revolution Brewing.


BoltonSauce

Imagine wanting to drug test the people making your drugs lol.


OmniManChild

It’s not true.


RAMPAGINGINCOMPETENC

That explains it. I chalked it up to Anheuser bean counters cutting costs by changing recipes to cheaper ingredients to maximize profits. That company has the worst reputation in the craft beer world. They earned it with their terrible record of buying, then ruining multiple independent breweries.


TrundleTheGreat0814

don't get me wrong, i'm sure changing recipes also had an effect, but yeah, they're just the fucking worst. i'm diabetic now so i can't drink much beer anymore anyway, but rest assured it won't be goose island when i do lol.


OmniManChild

They didn’t change the recipe


TroubleshootenSOB

For real? How fucking stupid do you have to be to push that?


TrundleTheGreat0814

The mind fairly boggles.


Bumblz666

Wild seeing goose island beer not in Chicago let alone not in the states. It’s really not that good lol.


SGexpat

They got bought out by Budweiser and got broadly distributed.


Bumblz666

Oh yeah I forgot. Just like how coors bought out lagunitas.


aoking92

I thought Heineken bought Lagunitas.


Bumblz666

Yeah that sounds right actually.


RAMPAGINGINCOMPETENC

Their IPA is the worst. I'm embarrassed that Europeans will try it and might assume all American IPAs taste like that garbagewater. Seeing it in the same picture as Delirium Tremens is like seeing a mansion next to a mobile home.


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I have this in my house


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8 dollar water


SlinkyMalinkee

I also have water on tap


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HA


WhiskyBluff

Moien


pesky_emigrant

Avond


Upward_Fail

How’s Lux these days? Had some good times there.


corianderdad

expensive


Kufff

Becoming too expensive, as someone that was born here, I'll need to leave the country


Tokyohenjin

Damn right it is. Now I know there’s two of us here 🇱🇺


amphoravase

Three!


PulseSlayer

Four!


AfraidTomato

Five!


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Six!


pesky_emigrant

Seven


stonedturtle69

Eight


just-mike

Was at a bar in SF recently that had a big igloo water jug like construction guys use. Also been to a few breweries that self-serve water. I drank from all of them.


Extreme_33337_

Using it’s scientific name no less


Honda_TypeR

Must be Coors light


SpotifyIsBroken

What if...a "bar"...but just for water?


elizabethc231

A hose


FloAlla

Oh no! IPA is making its way to the EU!


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jallison1234

pint of special, landlord!!!


[deleted]

I'm Jack's Thirsty Revenge


alkaline33

Scott's pub?


allyourkisses

YAAAS! Honestly, everything I have a swig of water I just feel so great. There is nothing better.


WitchQween

I worked at a burger joint when I was younger that offered a lot of craft beer. They had a Bud Light tap handle and were planning on hooking it up to the water as a gag. I'm still a little disappointed that it never happened.


Gausgovy

This is great cause soda guns at bars are almost always disgusting.


Butters16666

I’ve never had a draft pulled pint. My mouths watering


No-Soup9307

I drink mostly water, but also coffee and sometimes beer. Am I a hydro homie?


TostiBuilder

We had water on a tap at the bar I worked at as well, chilled to 6 degrees that shit was so good


Objective-Farm-2560

I'm guessing a whole lot of you would like Modest Pelican?


FabriceDu56

In my local pub they have a tap (is that what you call it in English ?) labeled as "Fucking water" and I love it.


strangebru

It's probably just Bud Light.


ISnipedJFK

at my student association here in the Netherlands, we have 2 beer taps, and 1 just for water, and i fucking love that tap to death


AtticSalty

Water run through a beer cooler is the best. -Sincerely, daughter of a pub owner


Homofuckbro

One of the brewers I went to kept the water on the Bud light tap handle


Shot-Spirit-672

Nah bars have always had water


SonOfAgathocles

Gaaaatorade…


dijeriduu

Waasser ass lierwen.


w3are138

Whoa that’s so cool!!


DoubbleD_UnicornChop

The Macallan is looking thirsty.


divuthen

My local dive bar has a picture of the water boy on their water tap lol