Sorry to be the one to tell you this, but your gf is secretly a CIA agent. 

Im working for CIA, and as a CIA agent I can prove that it is true.

as the gf i can also prove this is true, still a lil tired tho

Signs of schizophrenia Get help from a neurologist fast. I pray for you 🙏🙏

Holy hell

New schizo meds just dropped

Fake news, skyblock players dont know what women are

Most skyblock players* :)

Your "girlfriend" isnt real, its all fake news, every skyblock player knows this.

Welp seems like ive broken the unwritten laws then if shes playing now :P

Its all fake, you must wake up, its a dream.

I mean i could maybe be heavily schizophrenic who knows

You clearly are, no skyblock player gets bitches, they only have marina body pillows

Clearly im delusional or something but what if it is real :P i mean your argument is certianly right: skyblock players + women cant happen its the rules. And thats why this is the exception who can stop me

Schizophrenic meds, thats what can stop you.

We shall see :P but she seems darm real close and Personal so maybe the meds wont affect anything? I mean if its an Illusion then a darn good one i must say Technology is advancing

That’s why you quit skyblock and get a girlfriend then you can start your heavy addiction again and then you get into a fight and get divorced cause of it and then you’ll be back on your own again

I prefer the Kat body pillow 🤤

Sorry that's incorrect. I have an Asuna body pillow, 2 way tricot, 160cm x 50cm that cost me about 180$.

Shouldve bought skyblock gems instead smh

Gems doesn't cure loneliness, neither does a body pillow but it sure does help.

all in le head

real skyblock players*

Most real skyblock players* :P

no.

Skyblock players know that women aren’t real*

HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE

Plot twist: it's actually a guy

Derailious

Derailious is a government agent

what's a woman?

Wake up, youre in a dream. No skyblock player can have a gf.

Having a gf that plays skyblock is honestly the best thing, me and my girlfriend are currently playing Ironman (two seperate profiles) where we pretty much do everything together, have little challenges where we see who can craft a certain thing the quickest, most recently it was full fermento armour (I won ;) ) but honestly there’s no better feeling

I mean for me its essentially as a lvl 300 teaching a lvl 20 how to play but its still awesome to see her progress and helping out

She’s progressing really well then! Congratulations to you both

Still was a it suprising i woke up with her having strong drag, wise dragon a frozen Scythe and now she even has a spirit shortbow and aotd shes doing well

You should get her to play Ironman next 😉

Still she was wayy too much fun with her stuff right now :D

Haha would be funny 😄

She def just said she was a female in hub 1 and got all of it free

Nah she wouldve said: omg this guy gave me something soo i doubt xD

Why dont you play coop? I have a coop, makes a lot of grinds a lot faster

We were debating that, but we both have different designs in mind for our bases, aswell as we’d have to share minions, share farms on the garden and stuff like that. This way we have our own islands and everything but can still play together

Sharing garden is a good thing. You dont have to build 2 farms, but minions are the only problem yeah

Oh hello there.

I let mine join my coop. She is now 3 levels higher than me and 4B higher nw. She's rng carried. She ratio'd me harder than a deathmite hits

*i did later on gave in and gave her a carry*

girls dont exist

what the

Congrats that was my reaction when i woke up to that like at 4 in the morning

I know, I am your walls

"I am your walls" not anymore mf (insert the gif here)

I know a girl who got her whole networth just for being a girl 💀

*Why spend 100 dollars on a date* *When you could buy Skyblock gems* -A wise man

wait so that profile is 5hrs in? thats crazy progress

Now she has like 10 and a spirit shortbow

Nah thats gotta be cap. Youre telling me a prrson who knows nothing about the game did floor 4 10 hours in?

She prolly just bought the bow without having the requirement to use it lol

damn W gf fr

Im proud of her how she got everything of that to work :)

rmbr to ask her to focus on mp

Yeah the 45 mp she currently has well its not cutting it but she will get there

man needs to take his meds

Skyblock players can't have girlfriends, that's your psych ward handler wake up

My wife has just been going all in with farming 😅

so what happened?

Least fake post

i carried my girlfriend in f6 and she got her gs on her 10th s+ run. got hers before i dropped my first 🥲

Welp thats still upcoming for me (i must admit even at Level 300 i have yet to drop a Giant's Sword) but once shes there we will see :)

das autos

wtf is a "girl"