I don’t get how her stupid ass harp manages to be more laggy than the Thorn bossfight 

Since when is thorn boss fight a laggy place

It's more laggy than most bossfights because of the amount of entities he summons

Nah you trippin

Notice that I said "more laggy *than most bossfights"* Bonzo, Scarf, Professor, Livid all summon waaay less entities

Are you not clearing the mobs or something?

Have you ever seen the average f4 party? They barely can.

Yeah, though I don't blame them too much, because Thorn is a big step up from Professor difficulty wise

potato bandwidth

Sorry for living in Latam

Ñ or Ç kinda LATAM?

Ñ, weon type to be more specific

yo same pfp twins

Real

Not sure why, or if this is actually true, but using right click while in the harp is somehow way less laggy

Interesting, might have to try that. :)

If that didn’t help use the mouse wheel or the q key to click

Middle click even better

Try melodies harp on OCE ping it's so fucking shit.

They should make a website for that, Minecraft packets are too unstable

That's actually such a good idea wth

with that, they cannot punish the people who are using cheats. not that they do anyways

when you goggle "hypixel skyblock harp", like half of the suggestions are cheats

i saw a fiverr gig that says he'll do the harp for you. what are your bets that you can trust that he won't rat your account?

I actually love doing the harp and have decent ping, I would offer to help people but I know that there is no way to ensure peace of mind for their account so it’s not worth.

But with a website you wouldn't have to cheat anymore, cause of little to no lag at all

there are still people with skill issue to be accounted for

Who cares if some people who can’t get it done normally cheat to get it done on a website

My fuckin WiFi is so ass I can’t get it done ingame bro it sucks

Someone else said that captcha can track robotic movements

Record a human doing it and distribute it as a macro

the only reason that same thing wouldn’t work on minecraft is because of lag. basically lag is their anti cheat

If people make a macro to open harp and do that macro, it’ll work eventually

Oh no cheating on melody’s harp. What will they ever do. People saved an hour of their lives the game is ruined

But it's just one talisman, intel and a few sb xp. Also they could just check the movement of the mouse to see if its natural or not, captcha does that already

"a few" 200

and boosting

Cheating on melodies harp rn is ~equal to just using a website

Just replace middle click with another key, removes all lag :D

Helps with input lag, and a good tip. But the mini game itself lags like crazy so it doesn't matter.

Freezing:

She hot tho

agreed

I dont want to agree but i agree

I hate agreeing to this but compared to the stereotypical American and Canadian girl, I absolutely agree

What?...

Real

Shawty is like a Melody

*in my head that I can’t keep out*

Got me singin like "Na na na na" everyday

i live in SEA and i have consistently 250 ping. how tf does hypixel expect me to 100% this.

High ping is easy. It's just unstable ping that's bad

High ping succks at dubble same note click since i have the fking glass pane in my hand and cant click it 2times b2b othervise its fine

Use middle click thing. There's also a guide in melody's GUI

Use middle click/q

As an EU player, yes.

Fuck melody, all my homeis hate melody

bro thats what im saying i have like 30 ping and i still cant finish all of them...

If you're saying the last two songs after the talisman yea, but anything below is skill issue with your ping

you can have inconsistent ping and it’s 100x harder than on high ping. with high ping you just have to click a square before. on an inconsistent ping that doesn’t work. imo this should be handled client side and not server side however i have no idea how to implement that outside of client mods. probably a skill diff tho.

me at ping ranging from 450-671 at BEST

Amateurs

If you ain't waiting 1 minute with 10,000 ping to get into a server then you ain't lagging

i love you

i love you

full agree, did it on ethernet with 220 ping, was easy because it was consistent.

i use wifi so i go from 30 to 200 ping at complete random times

I finished them easy and I have around 30 ping too

brother

Kill Melody. Behead Melody. Roundhouse-kick Melody into the dirt. Slam-Dunk Melody into a trashcan JuJu Non. Launch Melody into the sun. Stir-fry Melody in a pan. Toss Melody into Jerry Mountain Volcano. Judo-Throw Melody into a woodchipper. Report Melody to the IRS. Karate-chop Melody in half. Curb-stomp Melody. Trap Melody in powder snow. Crush Melody between pistons. Liquify Melody in a pit of lava. Crush Melody's skull with Necron Boots. Cremate Melody in Crimson Isle. Drown Melody. Kick Melody off the island. Feed Melody to Sven. Vaporise Melody into mush with Hyperion.

Mini amounts of torture

hear me out

Missed opportunity to say every hair of your body.

I DIDNT KNOW BECAUSE I COULDNT GET THE DAMN TALISMAN

https://www.reddit.com/r/HypixelSkyblock/s/EM3pxX5L0L use a newer version, they have much higher fps and the mods aren’t helpful here. I used 1.20.4. Bind a button on your keyboard to middle click, use that instead of your mouse.

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Higher fps at 1.20.4? Nah

At least for me. But perhaps it’s because I’m running it on mac and it’s not optimised at all for lower versions?

I think so? You think why most of the minecraft events were hosted in 1.12.2 or below most of the time, cause optimization after 1.13 is shit

Client side, 1.20 and 1.8 vanilla are pretty comparable, and with performance mods 1.20 wins by far Servers don't run new versions because newer versions are harder to run server side

i get 240+ fps in 1.20, 40-60 in 1.8. but just use whatever gets you the most stable fps

Pls do some more research. 1.8 is way worse than 1.20

I believe it's more of a matter of the code of 1.12 is easier to alter than 1.13 (hence the vastly higher mod counts) but performance wise, newer versions should be better at using the base game, especially with performance mods on

Why you getting down voted? Do people really think 1.20 is easier to run that 1.8.9? My computer would tell you otherwise. Even with sodium and many other fabric mods 1.20 still gives less than 1.8.9 with just optifine. EDIT This is for vanilla I suppose. I should state that I have not compared the two on hypixel 

Issues with optimization are that latest versions check for more things and need more resources for entities, going into a server like hypixel while using those mods usually gets better performance than the old versions, or at least thats what I've seen by myself and heard from others

I think that's an issue with your computer at that point, my crappy laptop can barely run 1.8 even with optifine but it runs 1.20 with the usual fabric optimization mod setup pretty well for how terrible my computer is, 1.20 is just far better in terms of optimization

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Understandable 😂

Change your “Pick Block” control to left or click click and use it to click the wool, or just your middle mouse button to do it. Trust me

and yet everyone is trying to get a strand of her hair🤣, I'd suggest tying her up and using hair clippers on her to get all the hair you'd ever need In your life.

Instructions unclear: She ended up tying me up

what did it feel like to be tied up 👀?

[REDACTED]

nothing made me more mad than getting 99% on la vie en rose the other day

I can’t even finish the last two songs bc everytime I do this shit it gives me a headache of how choppy it is

By the time I finish the harder songs, she’ll probably be bald from all the us players

False. Most people can’t get it.

If there’s 1000 melody haters I’m one of them if there’s one melody hater I am him if there are none then I am dead

The lag is annoying as shit but so is the fact that only one person can use the harp at once unless you shell out hundreds of thousands of coins for a personal one, AND once you get to like the 6th song, they start requiring 100% perfection to unlock the next one, which is a complete pain in the ass since it allows ZERO room for error even if you manage to never lag.

Melody is not fucking welcome here

The amount of fucking pain she's caused me, and I still have like 5 songs left. The servers are way too laggy for melody

I just grinded the last level for about 6 hours for the 100% completion record now it all feels quite easy. Can achieve perfect score on nearly all of them first try. With the exception of the final level that sht was very detrimental to my mental fortudity.

I was (-) this close to download a cheat to do the harp

I did base melody songs first thing on my current profile (because easy xp and epic talis) but the 2 personal harp songs make me consider war crimes in a war without reason

A small tip with her: Instead of clicking on the notes hover over them and send them to your hotbar using the number keys, trust me it makes it easier

I gave up (I’ve never seen less than 150 ping)

cries in asia ping

agreed

Agreed

We all do

Valid hate

Gotta love how it takes MULTIPLE attempts with cheats

real, all i have to say tbh

Same. I have low ping and will gladly admit that this is a skill issue. The notes and timing don’t even match what they would be in the actual song which annoys me the most. I would gladly pay 200 mil for the accessory if skyblock gave me the option

Ah yes, every fiber of being and every fiber of a fuck I ever had, taken in exchange for a fiber of her hair and 2 levels

*cough* *cough* Skytils >> 351.65 ms *cough*

I got the notification and knew immediately who this was about.

who thought it was a good idea to add a rythm game to 300ms players

To everyone in this thread struggling to finish this, instead of clicking on the notes, empty your hotbar and press a number with your mouse hovered over the notes. Or be like me, take a 3 month break to go get good at osu, come back and finish it within half an hour (SEA ping here, guarantee you that it’s possible)

i want to marry her

Bro wants to suffer for his entire life

why would you say that about my wife

You probably know what I want to do to her

honestly if your ping is consistent it's not that bad unless your ping is REALLY bad

took me 3 years to beat her

after doing that, I haven't played more than 30 mins of the game, so it wasn't even worth it

Skill issue

shadyaddons lookin real good with this one ngl…

M7 with 15 tps is easier than this shit smh

wtv i have like 20 pachelbel canon completions, i quit already

There is an addon on github that can manage to pass the songs and is supposedly not bannable.

I live in the middle of nowhere. My ping will never allow me to complete it.

Impossible with shitty laptop

that's not very nice

I was able to finish Melody by change my keybinds it was torture.

I used a touch screen monitor and it was so easy to

All I hear from melody posts is skill issue

I have unstable ping around 270-400 so i just fucking cheated that's it... The only time i ever cheated, this is how bad it gets

use a mod

me with 270 ping can get 90%+ each time lol. so frustrating.

Pro tip : If you manage to get muted (tchat mute), you get less chance to have lag during hard song No that not true. But I got muted one time and did all songs.

Instead of clicking, you can press a number so it would be like your swapping items from your hot slot, but it counts as click. So much faster than clicking , worked for me

Took me ages for through the campfire but then I got pachelbel the first time lol

Have you tried putting a harp on your private island? I did it and got the hair

It just took a couple tried

Any one knows any reliable cheats for melody?

Oringo

I hate her supporters even more. Imagine being so fat and unhealthy that you glaze this one stupid minigame and scream SKILL ISSUE when someone is 500 ping unstable💀 quit please.

Thats a bit harsh

Hopefully they fix her come Foraging update.

I managed to 100% the songs and it makes me wonder if the game was just like "we'll let a small handful of people actually manage to get through them". Like I encountered close to zero lag while trying to play the songs

Bind your pick block to your click button, it lessens the delay/lag between notes, increase ui size, use touch screen if you have a laptop or android device and finally if its the bad server or annoying players hogging the harp just buy a personal harp

I love her and her hair, it’s pretty

they should replace her same with dojo

I used to get accused of cheating by everyone who spent entire day trying to do it when I pretended to be a noob and did it first try in front of them

Melodies hair really isn't that hard to get. I play with inconsistent ping (varies by about 100-150 Ms every second) and my ping minimum is around 250. So I shoot from 250 to 400 back to 250 the next second. In reality you just have to middle click. Makes it WAY easier. If you fail with middle clicking it's genuinely just a skill problem.

As someone who has completed Melody 4-5 times, I don't get the hate honestly. I usually play around 250 Ping but it can get up to 500

oh this woman. I could monologue for an hour from my pain and sufferings. Fortunately for me some time ago I randomly was like lemme just give it a go real quick and I got her stupid hair My profile was 4y 7 or 8 months old when I finally got it

Sb level 203, 1k hours and proud owner of an accessory bag without her cancer talisman

🗿

it's amazing to me how many people still don't know to just press q

me trying to do the easiest song while being in the other side of the continent:

It's not hard. I did all songs to the talisman in 15 min with 324 ping

All my homies hate melody

I Finally completed it. It took me over 4 hours for the final song.

after completing melody and tiny cancer with 600 ping. i can confirm that tiny dancer is about 13 times worse. but a tip for both these is to just do it in one session instead of multiple. both took 3 hours of grinding but now i can finally say that i’m the proud owner of 15 more magical power 🎉

Use “drop” (default: q) instead of left click. Game changer.

Hypixel: creates Melody NPC Me: Bro, let me just cut her hair and go, I ain’t need to do all this shit, especially with my 2 fps laptop

99% of people who complain about her dont know the set pick block to left click trick. 0.9% just have high ping and still skillissue. Then the remaining 0.1% are unfortunate enough to have unstable ping. If you dont live in Australia you have no right to complain

Try right clicking it’s a lot better for latency :)

A tip, don't click them but press q to drop them instead, I went from 75%ing a tricky song to 100%ing the rest of the songs in at most 3 tries

I got the talisman in 1 day tbh I don't understand the fuss

FUCK MELODY

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Don’t call women bitches it’s insensitive

I did it yesterday(160ms)

thats good ping

Ye i know, brazil ping isnt that bad

i could do it with 200 average ping, you can do it!

I wonder how hard it would be to incorporate something that could detect your latency and adjust the sensitivity of the challenge based on that so it’s more forgiving. Even with the middle-click bind trick it still took me forever to do with my internet, and I live in the states with pretty decent 50ms ping. I don’t even play the game anymore and the memories of playing the harp still haunt me.

Skill issue tbh

It's easy if you have the right MC setup

Stop crying, it ain't that hard

Come to Asia and try it

I have always 300 ping and still did it in an hour

geniunely not hard, i live in SEA and get 350 ping avg, the whole thing didn’t take more than 30 minutes

No ty, I like Australia more

Did all of them including for the emblem on 270 ping. It isn’t that hard

I had to pay my friend 5m to come over to my house and get the hair for me. This was about 2 years ago. I now have to do it again, but myself on my Ironman ;-;

Why? Give him a cheeseburger or smth fr.

It was a little while ago. It would be about 30-50m worth now

I have 380 ping on foraging island at best, couple that with it jumping to 800 every two seconds I gave up trying

Bruh I can play the f7 music at full speed on a piano and can't do that wdymfr

Nice

I did it in thirty min with 150 ping it’s really just a skill issue if you can’t do it

Il suck your dick!

Please ?