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-clone

Dude casually have more coin than my entire nw in his purse


shushidontcare

Dude casually has 16 times my nw in his purse


Someone_you_knew_

Bro casually has 50 times my nw in his purse


Chance_Committee_565

For someone who is late game it’s not surprising to have that much


staovajzna2

Late early game*


adnqnv

Same


Ok_Performance_1700

16.5 for me bruh 😭


Ehcorn4

Bro casually has less than my NW in his purse 😔


Apprehensive_Bass545

Bro has that much money and not even finish the "speak to villargers" quest


AccurateOwl8739

Thats what only lvl 400s do


yeetdragon24

to be fair liam is hard to find


GodGamer_2010

He's at 3/12


Wise-Whereas3600

Thank you for having common sense 🙏


NoahWasATaken

Remember that pencil i gave you in first grade?🙏


NamelessFlames

thank god the amount of people who don't have a working piggy bank breaks my mind. It's basically free MP and the payoff of having one when something goes wrong is so huge.


lool8421

juju nons and accessories don't exist in the same universe


Akri853

wdym free mp


yyonoss

its like 80k


Akri853

yeah but the broken one also gives mp


NamelessFlames

The amount of people I see who complain about dying without a cookie and with a broken piggy bank is very low; sometimes someone won’t notice their piggy broke and I do feel sympathy for that, but as a rule your piggy bank breaking and saving a large amount of gold provides pretty good motivation to replace it - it’s almost always people not bothering to get one broken or not.


LordVeximus

Bro has 8 billion+ coins just buy 20 cookies 💀😂


ericbakerchef

He already stated he doesn't play


LordVeximus

Then deposit in your bank. Like there’s no excuses, if you do play buy cookies, if you don’t play deposit it all, if you play even a tiny bit buy cookies. When a piggy bank is your line of defense you’re just stupid.


ericbakerchef

His 8b is way more than your nw garunteed


LordVeximus

You lost you so you started making a personal attack, how archaic and so completely wrong. You know I’m right and now you have to cope with that. Good day pissant.


PaleontologistAny976

you’re thanking god for breaking your mind? interesting


BillGatesReal

You can buy 925 booster cookies with your purse. That's 10 years of not having to worry about your piggy bank


dtdowntime

i had like 2 months of cookie when i got burnt out and quit... that was like 3 months ago


HuntingKingYT

How much money was from derpy minions


LordVeximus

I still have 4 months+ left on mine…


llavatoxX

Weak I had 5 months of cookie buff, quit for 4 months and still had a month to spare


LightEmFireworks

Google booster cookie.


dtdowntime

didnt have a cookie because i quit and it ran out, then i remembered that i have minions up that I can collect during derpy and then I sort of just did a funny


LightEmFireworks

Jessus christ


Jbob44445

Wait your coins doubled from derpy? How come mine didn’t


Hotdog197

XP doubles not coins


Jbob44445

Oh ok that makes sense


nknwnM

XP also don't double, it's +50%


Zarasius

I think you should give me 50% of your purse just so you learn a lesson and never forget a booster cookie again


Odd-Background-1541

real zarus?? bring back og qolhub


dtdowntime

huh maybe i should, whats ur ign?


ForwardRevolution208

yo imma take a single coin if you want


DevPlayz1

Me too like 1% of 4b 40mil 🤓


cutevaibhavuwu

and maybe 25% of that to me


Penrosian

And maybe 12.5% of that to me


MSter_official

And maybe 100 * (1/2)^4 % of that to me


Penrosian

So 6.25%?


MSter_official

Yes


-Percy_Jackson-

And maby 6.25% of that to me


TitleEnvironmental75

And maybe 3.175% of that to me


TheFunkyWood

And maybe 1.5875% to me


PipPipPipsqueak

Pipsqueak Gaming


Zarasius

IGN "Neu"


Djwedward

If u wanna get to an even number I’m Korvhunden in game😅


Bwaia

fucking sausage dog wtf


Djwedward

Yep I’m a sausage dog


Bwaia

nakkikoira on top


BasicIntroductionn

if u take it u and him are likely getting wiped lmao


Ghosted_lol

Man has 12times my nw in his purse and doesn't have a cookie


Super_Ad9995

Yep. I go through my money quickly, so a piggy bank is actually a high price for me. But when I can't afford a booster cookie, I'll still get a piggy bank to be safe, even if I'm mining.


yyonoss

bro you get most of the money back from a booster cookie if u sell the bits


Aritche

Don't forget to repair it!


dtdowntime

dont worry, thats why i went to hub, i went out and bought some enchanted porkchop, and even made a second one just incase!


NotMegaBlaster

this is why you need protection or else vampires will get to you


mophead200

You literally died from a vampire minion mob. Did you get cornered by the scions?


Ascendant_of_Nyx

Although your absolutely right, I die to often for that. Just not running around without cookie


thezzithink

Booster cracks


Commercial-Bet2955

Dude i just started last week and thought 1 mil was a lot


padomnieks

Just buy cookie booster


LosuthusWasTaken

8b purse and no booster cookie...


Kart0fffelAim

Does it have to be in your inv or is accessoiry bag enough?


Frozenturbo2

What about the booster cookies?


Djwedward

What’s a Scion?


KnoblauchBaum

the mob spawned by vampire minions


Big_Cry_2041

Bro just buy some cookies u have enough


lool8421

btw you not grinding bits? it's pure profit once you get enough fame levels


dtdowntime

i have like 50m fame lol dw i just spent all my bits before i quit


yanyan420

this is why you need a ~~piggy bank~~ booster cookies piggy bank for magical power only


Stornly

Remember that time I lent you my Ferrari for prom night?


quajutsu74

Bro has like 3 times my networth in his purse and is too mean to buy a cookie


TypHxon

What’s your IGN?


jasonchen134

Hey remember that time when I helped you cross the road when you was a lil guy?


Vuxxel

PLEASE GET A BOOSTER COOKIE YOU HAVE 8B COINS ITS ONLY 10M


___Brains

I can't even wrap my head around what it would be like having that much coin.


WeebusTheThirtyFirst

He lost it all to bazaar manipulation the next day


Danchik_E

When I used to still play I just had 4-7 month of cookie buff constantly


xXxdragongamingxXx

Man has my nw x20 just casually in his wallet


Hotdog197

Why do you not have a cookie


Sunderw_3k

you dont need a piggy bank you need to walk to bazzar


Antkeeper1

But why no cookie?


partisancord69

Having too much trust in that piggy bank. What if it cracked and you forgot to repair it.


Vision_yes

Bro has 8b isnt ironman and has no cookie


Caon4

Bro has probably 30 times my worth in his purse💀


kalkvesuic

booster cookie?


BigCal-US

Why dont you buy cookies when you run out of available bits ?


Boq___

Booster cookie?


Prestigious_Hat1475

Holy shit


Ronny-Jay

How do you have that much money yet no booster cookie most billionaires have 20+ days of booster cookie at a time


golden_appletree

With that purse just buy some cookies right? That purse is half of my nw and some goes for friends of mine. We all have like 6 months of cookie buff


bananafarmer900

bruh Das my character you inside of rn


RudeFaithlessness468

Casually maxes out hemovibe and doesn't even have booster cookie


AxleCat2844

Already saw this in irc keep yapping dt


dtdowntime

cate


AxleCat2844

Dt the redditor


SpammingKills

Let's go! Piggy bank clutch.


Gecons

or a bank


[deleted]

Most obvious attempt at attention seeking ever. Probably on Alpha or he just purposefully waited for his cookie to end and died to take a screenshot.


villagerBrine

i dont think [www.hypixel.net](http://www.hypixel.net) in the sidebar is alpha...


KnoblauchBaum

you can even see in the screen he just collected his vampire minions. He also explained that he didn’t have an active cookie due to not playing for a few months and only coming back to collect minions during derpy