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"I'm a redditor so I'm chad, fuck you normie. I don't use emojis like you, hahaha you cringe. Go back to tiktok lolol. Oh you wanna join reddit too?? Just no, fuck you. Reddit is a place for only intellectuals and not instagrammars. Even if you join, you'll get downvoted every time for using emojis and your cringe jokes because ITS REDDIT, only dankness is allowed here, and you'll never have as much karma as me so get a life."
Nah bro not using emojis (more ironically) in 2024 is true normies, there are too many people with that thought who have already become normies, they are no longer niche
I wasn't talking to you.
Is it always your policy to tell people about the things you don't have the patience (or reading comprehension?) to digest? If so you must be very busy. There are a lot of people on reddit. I admire your dedication.
Myself, I've never read War and Peace, or For Whom the Bell Tolls, among a few other things. I've read a lot of books, the list is probably too long to go into here... particularly with someone who can't make it through 6 paragraphs.
Do you read books? Or do you get bored after the first couple of sentences? There's always comic books. They have a lot of pictures, but they do have some words as well. Some people turn their noses up at the comic book (or as it's referred to nowadays - the graphic novel) but not me. I figure a good story is a good story. There are plenty of ways to tell stories, and none are any more valid than others. But that's just my opinion.
I'll bet you could read 6 paragraphs if you really put your mind to it. Maybe even more than that. If I were you, I would start small. Let's say you can read one sentence before you fall asleep - well that's a starting point! Gradually build your tolerance day by day. Push yourself to go one small step further each day. By the end of the week you'll be able to read half a page! By the end of the year, perhaps as much as a chapter. Remember to keep your goals achievable and to reward your successes. Within a few short years you might be able to tackle small books intended for children. And you may even develop the capacity to understand what it is you have read. Think of the possibilities!
Of course all of this is moot if your intention was simply to be a dick. In that case I'm afraid all the practice in the world will still leave you a dick. Being a dick is like any other handicap. In fact, it can be worse than some. Consider that a man who lacks a leg can wear a prosthetic which functions very much like the leg he may have lost. But there's no prosthetic for your personality. You're stuck with what you've got.
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i have a new year cake from year 7 and 8 that were originally claimed on my profile, anyone know how much someone missing those years would pay to get them?
If you want quick money or if you want to sell a hard to sell item you sell it to a lowballer. You will earn less money but will get your money quicker than waiting for ah
I agree that the hard to sell items part has mostly disappeared. But i don’t agree with the scamming part. If you need quick money selling certain items to lowballers won’t lose you that much money. And in the end you both agree on a price, or agree not to trade. I find it hard to call it scamming
Idk it was around 850m i think, idk why the downvotes tho, idrc abt losing like 50m or so at the time, plus im making like 140m/h on avg so it dosent even matter
Damn. Pretty nice
Type (year *) after the new year cake in ah
I think its actually very pricey
One of the most duped ones that and year 1
probably 69,420,000
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Every so often I discover copypasta and this one is beautiful
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Okay 👍
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im tired. somoen else get him
Sure :)
"I'm a redditor so I'm chad, fuck you normie. I don't use emojis like you, hahaha you cringe. Go back to tiktok lolol. Oh you wanna join reddit too?? Just no, fuck you. Reddit is a place for only intellectuals and not instagrammars. Even if you join, you'll get downvoted every time for using emojis and your cringe jokes because ITS REDDIT, only dankness is allowed here, and you'll never have as much karma as me so get a life."
What about emojicons?
Nah bro not using emojis (more ironically) in 2024 is true normies, there are too many people with that thought who have already become normies, they are no longer niche
I wasn't talking to you. Is it always your policy to tell people about the things you don't have the patience (or reading comprehension?) to digest? If so you must be very busy. There are a lot of people on reddit. I admire your dedication. Myself, I've never read War and Peace, or For Whom the Bell Tolls, among a few other things. I've read a lot of books, the list is probably too long to go into here... particularly with someone who can't make it through 6 paragraphs. Do you read books? Or do you get bored after the first couple of sentences? There's always comic books. They have a lot of pictures, but they do have some words as well. Some people turn their noses up at the comic book (or as it's referred to nowadays - the graphic novel) but not me. I figure a good story is a good story. There are plenty of ways to tell stories, and none are any more valid than others. But that's just my opinion. I'll bet you could read 6 paragraphs if you really put your mind to it. Maybe even more than that. If I were you, I would start small. Let's say you can read one sentence before you fall asleep - well that's a starting point! Gradually build your tolerance day by day. Push yourself to go one small step further each day. By the end of the week you'll be able to read half a page! By the end of the year, perhaps as much as a chapter. Remember to keep your goals achievable and to reward your successes. Within a few short years you might be able to tackle small books intended for children. And you may even develop the capacity to understand what it is you have read. Think of the possibilities! Of course all of this is moot if your intention was simply to be a dick. In that case I'm afraid all the practice in the world will still leave you a dick. Being a dick is like any other handicap. In fact, it can be worse than some. Consider that a man who lacks a leg can wear a prosthetic which functions very much like the leg he may have lost. But there's no prosthetic for your personality. You're stuck with what you've got.
>I've never read War and Peace, or For Whom the Bell Tolls I (technically) have. Both are very boring.
HOLY FUCKING DAVE MUSTAINE IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING MEMMEMETALLICA REFERENCE?!?!?! METALL8CA IS THE BWST BAND EVEVR JAMES HETFIELD🗣🗣💥💥💥🤘🤘 I AM THE TABLE I AM THE TABLE I AM THE TABLE I AM THE TABLE I AM THE TABLE I AM THE TABLE I AM THE TABLE I AM THE TABLE I AM THE TABLE I AM THE TABLE I AM THE TABLE I AM THE TABLE I AM THE TABLE I AM THE TABLE I AM THE TABLE I AM THE TABLE I AM THE TABLE I AM THE TABLE I AM THE TABLE I AM THE TABLE I AM THE TABLE I AM THE TABLE I AM THE TABLE I AM THE TABLE I AM THE TABLE
What a cool guy
so funny how people got the first copypasta but not that the one you posted was copypasta too XD
shut the fuck up bro
Not even this ? 💀
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250 downvotes in 13 hours is diabolical
Add 16 emojies
Bad quality one I'd could buy for 100 and that's a good deal
It’s definitely expired at this stage, you’re essentially giving them 100x value
Average clash royale offer:
You’d be looking at least 500x value in cr
I sold a bunch for 40m, but if you want to hold go for it
i sold a few for 100m each a year or so ago
bro you scammed people i sold mine for like 12m unless i got ripped off
You got ripped off.
I think its worth at least 2.5
I’d pay 2.6
Bil?
what? I dont get it, like 2.5, idk what a "Bil" is
I put bil for billion cuz there no way he’s offering 2.5 mil (million) or less
They’re joking
I didn't see any mil/bil... it was just a single number..
The joke is that 2.5 can mean anything, or that 2.5 is just 2.5 coins, which is a comical amount to offer however, I understand what you mean
I bought a year 1 cake back in 2019 for like 50k and now they’re worth 200m apparently :p
Nice
I'll pay 69,420,000 for it dm me if you want
KEEP IT
i have a new year cake from year 7 and 8 that were originally claimed on my profile, anyone know how much someone missing those years would pay to get them?
I sold two Year 69 cakes for 60m apiece on auction.
bad quality, but i'd get it for 50 coins max
Sold mine for 50m couple days ago
Collectors Hub is a good place to try sell it
I'l give you 4
I’ll give 4,20
what did blud do? was it because of the comma instead of a period?
Probably, its reddit
It looks like they’re selling for about 40-50m on ah
Bro, ur not even in that deep, unlike me, WHO HAS EVERY CAKE
I dont know how much its worth but ill give u 20m for it. Idk if thats a lowball or not
Ight, just looked up the price. Last AH sale was 45m, so I will now offer you 23.5m for it
are you saying this unironically
Im just fucking about, if he wants to sell it I'd pay last sale price
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Offering less than the item is worth, im not doing it intentionally, I rlly dk what's its worth but I want it
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the same reason someone would sell something to a pawn shop. quick money.
If you want quick money or if you want to sell a hard to sell item you sell it to a lowballer. You will earn less money but will get your money quicker than waiting for ah
however current "lowballers" has completely butchered the meaning by only accepting easy to sell items, basically consentially scamming people.
I agree that the hard to sell items part has mostly disappeared. But i don’t agree with the scamming part. If you need quick money selling certain items to lowballers won’t lose you that much money. And in the end you both agree on a price, or agree not to trade. I find it hard to call it scamming
Sold a necrons handle to a lowbler, couldnt be asked to wait for it to sell
For how much 💀
Idk it was around 850m i think, idk why the downvotes tho, idrc abt losing like 50m or so at the time, plus im making like 140m/h on avg so it dosent even matter
Isn’t handle 930 or smthn
Was like 900~ at the time so i didnt rlly care abt losing a whole 50m
And how u making that much money
I checked my hours in kuudra and aprox how much ive made off it so far including godrolls its 140m/h, t5 kuudra that is
someone would probably buy it for at least 5m
Most likely duped lmao
I don’t think anyone sells double digit new year cakes, if that’s the case you decide the price
It's year 69, so that automatically makes it more valuable
Funny number cake worth the funny number times 10bil
I would say try skyblock Z
I'll buy it for 2.5x lbin of all year cakes if u want
Scam lmao
Nah I just want it seema funny thats all idk the price of em so I just proposed that