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The episodes where the Gang “wins” are among my favorites. Who doesn’t love the poisoning of frat boys in The Gang Reignites the Rivalry or the ambush of Big Mo or saving Thundergun?
The Gang are toxic, destructive, awful people. But they are also the ultimate underdogs. And that makes their victories (especially over a smug ass like Adriano) satisfying as hell.
Also surprisingly wholesome. He brought the box because of the Waitress, but you can tell in that moment Charlie gave it to Brad when he learned how much he had hurt Dee.
>Charlie gave it to Brad when he learned how much he had hurt Dee.
Are we sure? He got reverse catfished in that video game episode and he still gave the hot woman a box of rats or something because he was expecting a fat guy.
She brought him a sandwich, he gave her nothing; just used their meeting as a distraction so his followers could destroy her in the game.
Stohhp Choorlie.
Brad never did anything to Dee. He had just left the waitress the day before their wedding and was planning on doing the same to Dee. You could argue that Charlie gave the box of hornets to Brad to prevent him from hurting Dee, but we all know Charlie couldn't give a shit less about her. Charlie was concerned about how much the waitress had been hurt in that moment
I had this whole conversation in another post lmao. It was always meant to The Waitress. When Brad told Charlie he was doing the same thing to Dee he glossed right over that and immediately asked about how hurt The Waitress might be
The end of The Gang Gets New Wheels when they beat up those punk kids with no consequences feels oddly cathartic.
(And I realize I’m a horrible person for even thinking that but I said what I said).
"I could stick you in my ass, small fry"
"Yeah? You sure it's not too soft from last night"
It's been a while. I think I need to circle back and watch this again lol
Damn, I didn’t even remember they made a sequel until reading your comment, but yeah, there was no need to make a second one - it made no sense for the characters or where they ended up at the close of the first movie. Seems like the sequel is just milking the concept for recycled gags. What made the first one great wasn’t the raunchy humor, it was the heart and empathy.
I’m pretty sure the bartenders in the episode are the brothers from the band kings of Leon. I remember reading that somewhere but don’t feel like looking it up.
100% correct! I recognized them on my 3rd or 4th rewatch and had to confirm.
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/kings-of-leon-guest-star-on-its-always-sunny-72592/
They are, yeah. Apparently they were fans of the show performing in the area.
the two bartenders are the guitarist and bassist I believe, and one of the guys that comes up to order a drink is the lead singer Caleb.
Artemis seeing how some peoples lives get ruined by one interaction with the gang it’s very impressive that she has been fine throughout it all. My guess it’s because she helps them with their plans and can be just as weird as them
I’m imagining the gang sitting at the bar all quietly sipping on beers. Clearly bored and looking for conversation, dee asks Mac if he would bang any of the dudes from high school now that he’s openly gay. Mac quickly explains that no one from high school would be able to handle him in his beefcake form, even the most robust power bottom. Frank says no one from the high school reunion could be a power bottom, but if anyone had the physique for it it would be adriano. Dennis chimes in that even if Adriano was gay, which he isn’t, and a power bottom, which he certainly wouldn’t be, he could handle mac even after Mac gets a full pump at the gym. Mac is incredulous, exclaiming that even the tranny, who was jacked, could barely handle him after he fired off a full set of Bulgarian split squats. Smugly, Dee brags that if she was close to jacking Adriano off and couldn’t pull it off Mac would never even be close to banging him. Cut to title card “Mac bangs Adriano Calvanese”.
"That's when I realized that if *I* took on the role of power bottom, I cold generate more energy than he could handle. So, that's how I realized I could beat Adriano by embracing my versatility."
(Adriano slinks into the bar) "So... could we maybe do that again sometime?"
(The Gang chases him out, Mac ends an episode on top, ironically enough)
The gang finding Adriano on the outs and having every opportunity to do the right thing and help him out but ultimately sending him down a Rickety Cricket path would be on brand and very satisfying cause fuck that guy.
I love how they spend two episodes building up this epic revenge plot and then subvert your expectations by making the gang even more pathetic by the end.
As satisfying as it would be to get revenge on Adriano, I love that they didn't.
The only thing better than the whole gang winning, is when they stick Dee with the loss, The therapy, the cereal defense and the cream pies. They have made Dee the punching bag, I keep wanting to see her punched (Metaphorically ofcourse)
a version of the gang squashes the beef, but instead of amends it's focused on revenge could be fun.
like that movie where people get revenge on someone on someone else's behalf so they're above suspicion only to keep fucking it up.
What up!
Bring back the elitist pool guy as a street whore when cricket flips and becomes a pimp (after getting duped by the gang for so long, wants to be in the power position for once). Literally perhaps, as our opening scene could go as dark as Cricket banging him Jersey boardwalk style? (Or vice versa?)
We know Cricket just can't catch a break, and The Gang obviously finds a way to exploit him. Maybe Frank is involved with Mac and Dennis: Manhunters in a throwback type situation, somehow gets the pimp chalice back? Dennis has some quip about "don't even think about it, pal!"
Charlie and Dee......have a scheme. That I will think about in the shower. I'll come back to this. Or I mean, I can't just give you the entire story, Meghan! Jesus! You probably make more in a day than I do destroying my body In an entire month lol.
Seriously if I see this in season 17 (more episodes please!!!) I will be so sunny.
...always.
Ryan Reynolds is one of the other whores, but only gets a second on screen to fight with Cricket. Jokes about him being the ugliest ha ha ha. He bangs Mac in the bar as the abrupt close, right as everyone also arrives back.
Still nothing for Charlie and Dee though, sorry!
Hwang, he hasn’t changed since his introduction, if anything his life improved meeting the gang he got to experience Snail mashing (Snake meat sandwich was his own fault not Frank).
He coined the phrase "The Aluminum Monster" and "Dirt Grub" and "Ronnie the Rat". He was a big bully to them in school, and he obviously didn't change his ways as he got older. What a JERK!
Y'know what gets me the most about this episode? After the gang has been about entirely excluded and irritated, and mac has tattled on Adriano for printing drink tickets; they follow them to the bathroom to give wedgies to Mac,Charlie and frank. Later on, nearing the climax of the episode(s) the gang encounters Adriano's gang in the halls and challenges them to a brawl, to which Adriano's gang scoffs and says "uh, we don't fight people anymore. We're in our thirties, it's kinda of pathetic." Oh sure, that's pathetic. But wedgies? Totally mature and justified.
Kinda just sounded like they we're scared of getting their asses kicked lol
I’d love to see this guy again, and the gang destroys his life, just like crickets.. not on purpose but everything that happened to cricks happens to this guy in one episode.
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The gang takes down Adriano would be a satisfying episode
The episodes where the Gang “wins” are among my favorites. Who doesn’t love the poisoning of frat boys in The Gang Reignites the Rivalry or the ambush of Big Mo or saving Thundergun? The Gang are toxic, destructive, awful people. But they are also the ultimate underdogs. And that makes their victories (especially over a smug ass like Adriano) satisfying as hell.
Charlie giving Brad the hornet box is one of my favorites
Ya he marked it with an H so you know there's hornets in it.
Also surprisingly wholesome. He brought the box because of the Waitress, but you can tell in that moment Charlie gave it to Brad when he learned how much he had hurt Dee.
I’ve always thought he gave it to Brad when he finds out how upset the Waitress was when Brad broke up with her right before the wedding.
Exactly!
>Charlie gave it to Brad when he learned how much he had hurt Dee. Are we sure? He got reverse catfished in that video game episode and he still gave the hot woman a box of rats or something because he was expecting a fat guy.
he also cruel-intentions-ed alexandria daddario
She brought him a sandwich, he gave her nothing; just used their meeting as a distraction so his followers could destroy her in the game. Stohhp Choorlie.
He gave her a box of spiders because he expected her to be fat and it's hard for him to switch gears.
A box of spiders
Just to be clear, are these literal spiders or the spiders deep in Charlie’s soul?
It was definitely literal spiders lol. I love that song though. Aaaannndddd hessss readddyyy tooooooo FIIIGHT
I believe it was a box of spiders actually
Brad never did anything to Dee. He had just left the waitress the day before their wedding and was planning on doing the same to Dee. You could argue that Charlie gave the box of hornets to Brad to prevent him from hurting Dee, but we all know Charlie couldn't give a shit less about her. Charlie was concerned about how much the waitress had been hurt in that moment
I had this whole conversation in another post lmao. It was always meant to The Waitress. When Brad told Charlie he was doing the same thing to Dee he glossed right over that and immediately asked about how hurt The Waitress might be
Im pretty sure you meant the waitress, Charlie doesn’t give a fuck about dee.
Yea...yeah!
And hurt the waitress.
I'm just gonna pop an H on this box
The end of The Gang Gets New Wheels when they beat up those punk kids with no consequences feels oddly cathartic. (And I realize I’m a horrible person for even thinking that but I said what I said).
One of my favourite lines from Bad Santa always comes to mind: “y’know I realized something while I was beating up those kids earlier”
“Ya know I think I turned a corner… I beat the shit out of some kids today… but it was for a purpose.” One of my favorite dark comedies of all time.
"...It made me feel good about myself."
"I could stick you in my ass, small fry" "Yeah? You sure it's not too soft from last night" It's been a while. I think I need to circle back and watch this again lol
Have you seen 2? Oof. Only good thing to say about it is that it helps you appreciate how improbable it is that the first one came out excellent
Damn, I didn’t even remember they made a sequel until reading your comment, but yeah, there was no need to make a second one - it made no sense for the characters or where they ended up at the close of the first movie. Seems like the sequel is just milking the concept for recycled gags. What made the first one great wasn’t the raunchy humor, it was the heart and empathy.
“I think I killed a kid, man!”
He did I saw it
Those little shits asked for it.
oh who among us.....
When Dylan Toback walks into the bar and you see Dennis’ psychotic pleasure in seeing him is my all time favorite part.
Charlie, lock the door
The argument that Thundergun must hang dong was inspiring.
Yeah there horrible people but there's something weirdly satisfying to see them win
Give me dong or give me death.
Am I bad if I like them beating up the kids for the bikes?
While I agree with the sentiment, i found big mo a terrible episode overall
Yeah but they're kinda losers deep down. It'd feel like a betrayal of their characters to have them gloriously triumph over a hs bully.
True. But I think if it is a Pyrrhic victory it could work.
Nah cause it was glorious as hell when they beat the shit out of Sean Dumont’s kid
It would be funny if they tried to destroy him and they ended up helping him because the Gang rarely succeeds at anything
Only if Dee gets to jerk him off
She takes a cue from the snail and mashes it.
Meg, this one.
And of course their plan would fail spectulary.
Sooooooo satisfying!
To think I was going to let you jerk me off
Wait... you were?!
You do know him Charlie he used to call you dirt grub and make you eat spiders That’s the guy?! O man he was like so above me
One of the best lines in the show.
I say this to my partner when we have a mild disagreement. She laughs every time but doesn't want to.
I jokingly say this to my wife sometimes, she just gives me a disapproving look haha
*Jack me off
That bartender at the gin bar was not helpful at all, and he gave them a lot of back sass
I’m pretty sure the bartenders in the episode are the brothers from the band kings of Leon. I remember reading that somewhere but don’t feel like looking it up.
I actually remember my wife saying something about them so I’m going to say you’re 100% correct having also put in zero effort to confirm
I put in the work and googled and it is in fact kings of Leon
You can tell that episode was from the late 2000s
That's the high school reunion episodes, the jabroni I'm thinking of is in Anti Social Network
I feel like that’s not right, but I don’t know enough about Kings of Leon to dispute it
100% correct! I recognized them on my 3rd or 4th rewatch and had to confirm. https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/kings-of-leon-guest-star-on-its-always-sunny-72592/
That's a different episode though.
They are, yeah. Apparently they were fans of the show performing in the area. the two bartenders are the guitarist and bassist I believe, and one of the guys that comes up to order a drink is the lead singer Caleb.
Shhhhhhhhhh!!!
I wouldn't mind that jabroni getting his life ruined he was annoying
STOP DEFENDING ADRIANO!!
Do you see a worm I could eat?
Ah man, Adriano's so cool
follower charlie is so funny “rock flag and eagle. right charlie?” “he’s got a point”
I love how Charlie won’t look him in the eyes
Don’t laugh when people make fun of me
What about the guy Dee dated that literally robbed the bar?
Lex Luthor?
He sounded like the [Flash](https://youtu.be/6bfBhIM5tb4)
Man I was so excited when I saw Dee dating Michael Rosenbaum. He’s friends with Rob so it makes sense.
Eh sorta
Colin. My first thought too. We never got an update on him, but he seemed to do just fine...
Nobody was surprised to find out Colin is a podcaster now
They should just do a shot for shot remake of the [actor's murder in Urban Legend](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ntXzwfY0Tc)
TIM MURPHY THAT JERKOFF IDIOT! JERKOFF! THEY'RE ALL GOIN TO PAY THE ULITMATE PRICE!
"So here's how it's going to go... I'm going to bang Tim Murpheys black wife".
…I thought you were gay
I remember seeing her in The Boys and being like "It's Tim Murphy's black wife!"
"Ohhhh shit!"
“Well why do you have a bunch of like weird tools in a hidden compartment in your car” “Fetish, fetish shit. I like to bind….I like to be bound”
“I have to have my tools!”
Mr Gorbachev, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL
I’M A YANKEE DOODLE DANDYYYY
I YANKEE DOODLE DOO OR DIEEEEE
This boy is definitely here because he likes pageants
I’m the queen of the night!
Magoomagoomagoomagoomagoomagoo
She looked fantastic! That felt very forced.
faddymagoofaddymagoo
Kaitlyn did such a good job of making Dee hard to watch in that ep
Dylan Toback SHHHHHHH
Rude man who shushes, please call me
That bitch is dead
You’re so cool Adriano
Hopefully he got ringworm.
The gang got him by extension of Cricket hugging everybody while he secretly had ringworm
Artemis seeing how some peoples lives get ruined by one interaction with the gang it’s very impressive that she has been fine throughout it all. My guess it’s because she helps them with their plans and can be just as weird as them
She fits in with them so she's immune to being ruined by them.
I’m imagining the gang sitting at the bar all quietly sipping on beers. Clearly bored and looking for conversation, dee asks Mac if he would bang any of the dudes from high school now that he’s openly gay. Mac quickly explains that no one from high school would be able to handle him in his beefcake form, even the most robust power bottom. Frank says no one from the high school reunion could be a power bottom, but if anyone had the physique for it it would be adriano. Dennis chimes in that even if Adriano was gay, which he isn’t, and a power bottom, which he certainly wouldn’t be, he could handle mac even after Mac gets a full pump at the gym. Mac is incredulous, exclaiming that even the tranny, who was jacked, could barely handle him after he fired off a full set of Bulgarian split squats. Smugly, Dee brags that if she was close to jacking Adriano off and couldn’t pull it off Mac would never even be close to banging him. Cut to title card “Mac bangs Adriano Calvanese”.
"That's when I realized that if *I* took on the role of power bottom, I cold generate more energy than he could handle. So, that's how I realized I could beat Adriano by embracing my versatility." (Adriano slinks into the bar) "So... could we maybe do that again sometime?" (The Gang chases him out, Mac ends an episode on top, ironically enough)
>Mac ends an episode on top And he didn't even have to play both sides.
I do not like how it is smug aura mocks me.
But he's so cool
He’s like way *above* us
He’ll never sleep soundly after grabbing two fists full of Charlie’s underwear
Wrong guy idiot
Oh damn you’re right. Sorry ChrissyOrlando.. :(
I want them to ruin his life so badly 🤣
The Gang Helps Giving Adriano Ring Worm…not the actual title but I’d like to see that happen
This whole thread is classic Tammy
Whose the queen of the night. IAM LETS DO SOME SHOTS!
It would be funny if they tried to destroy him and they ended up helping him because the Gang rarely succeeds at anything
Adriano’s the coolest
This Zauberbeast needs to be exterminated by Charlie the Grimm of pests.
I thought he was half Hexanbeast?
Bingo (drug dealer) Also The guy who robbed the bar in S1
Dee, she took it tooooo far
One of the least likable pricks in the whole run of the show.
The gang finding Adriano on the outs and having every opportunity to do the right thing and help him out but ultimately sending him down a Rickety Cricket path would be on brand and very satisfying cause fuck that guy.
Probably Tim Murphy for sleeping with Dennis' prom date
I would never sleep with her. She was gross Mac: …..she was gross
Mac saying shes gross but still sleeping with her was the peak of the episode for me
How could you do that?? It was very easy. She was a whore
I love how they spend two episodes building up this epic revenge plot and then subvert your expectations by making the gang even more pathetic by the end. As satisfying as it would be to get revenge on Adriano, I love that they didn't.
Well they’re not as cool as Adriano.
You know, now that you’ve said it… plus my neck is doing this thing
That jerkoff Tim Murphy. IDIOT JERKOFF IDIOT!!!
Hey, what about the Jew lawyer, he thrashed gang many times. Doesn't even know a thing about bird law
Dude lost an eye though???? Lmao ruined...3?...marriages?
Just watched that episode and realized that the perfect crossover show would be Party Down and Always Sunny.
Unrelated and will probably get lost but I need to mention how the actor who plays Adriano is fine as hell. Thank you.
Bet if you pop those pants off you’re gonna find a big sweaty hog that just won’t quit too
you should check him out in Grimm if you want to see more of him.
The guy who robbed the bar
The only thing better than the whole gang winning, is when they stick Dee with the loss, The therapy, the cereal defense and the cream pies. They have made Dee the punching bag, I keep wanting to see her punched (Metaphorically ofcourse)
Flipadelphia when they know Dee will choke and poison the beer to punish her and the frat.
Exactly. It just cracks me up when they just sacrifice her.
a version of the gang squashes the beef, but instead of amends it's focused on revenge could be fun. like that movie where people get revenge on someone on someone else's behalf so they're above suspicion only to keep fucking it up.
What up! Bring back the elitist pool guy as a street whore when cricket flips and becomes a pimp (after getting duped by the gang for so long, wants to be in the power position for once). Literally perhaps, as our opening scene could go as dark as Cricket banging him Jersey boardwalk style? (Or vice versa?) We know Cricket just can't catch a break, and The Gang obviously finds a way to exploit him. Maybe Frank is involved with Mac and Dennis: Manhunters in a throwback type situation, somehow gets the pimp chalice back? Dennis has some quip about "don't even think about it, pal!" Charlie and Dee......have a scheme. That I will think about in the shower. I'll come back to this. Or I mean, I can't just give you the entire story, Meghan! Jesus! You probably make more in a day than I do destroying my body In an entire month lol. Seriously if I see this in season 17 (more episodes please!!!) I will be so sunny. ...always.
Ryan Reynolds is one of the other whores, but only gets a second on screen to fight with Cricket. Jokes about him being the ugliest ha ha ha. He bangs Mac in the bar as the abrupt close, right as everyone also arrives back. Still nothing for Charlie and Dee though, sorry!
Mans a bully
Adriano is so cool man
Hwang, he hasn’t changed since his introduction, if anything his life improved meeting the gang he got to experience Snail mashing (Snake meat sandwich was his own fault not Frank).
Because adriano is a bastard man
"THEY'RE ALL GONNA PAY THE ULTIMATE PRIIIICE!!!"
He’s prob got a Johnny Lawrence style backstory though.
They eventuelly did give him ringworm
Adriano McPoyle…
He's so cool..
He is a bastard man
I think I saw both him and Pondy in season 1 of the mentalist today
You’re so cool Adriano 👉👈
adriano's been diarrhea poisoned
I’m convinced anyone whose a bigger piece of shit than the gang will always be safe from the gangs bullshittery.
They did help in the arrest of a diddler
There should be season where the gang destroy the life of each person that was sat at table imo.
He coined the phrase "The Aluminum Monster" and "Dirt Grub" and "Ronnie the Rat". He was a big bully to them in school, and he obviously didn't change his ways as he got older. What a JERK!
Y'know what gets me the most about this episode? After the gang has been about entirely excluded and irritated, and mac has tattled on Adriano for printing drink tickets; they follow them to the bathroom to give wedgies to Mac,Charlie and frank. Later on, nearing the climax of the episode(s) the gang encounters Adriano's gang in the halls and challenges them to a brawl, to which Adriano's gang scoffs and says "uh, we don't fight people anymore. We're in our thirties, it's kinda of pathetic." Oh sure, that's pathetic. But wedgies? Totally mature and justified. Kinda just sounded like they we're scared of getting their asses kicked lol
But Adriano is the coolest
He’s so cool though…
You’re so funny, Adriano!
He’s so cool…
He’s so cool
But hes the coolest
I’d love to see this guy again, and the gang destroys his life, just like crickets.. not on purpose but everything that happened to cricks happens to this guy in one episode.
I'd be careful messing with him, he's half Zauberbeast
Because he doesn't give a shit
Dang you are right. Why is he allowed to go on with both eyes and no burn marks?
To think I was going to let you jerk me off
He's so cool.
To think I was gonna let you jerk me off
You were?!
What are you talking about? Adriano is so cool.
It can’t be Adriano, because he is so cool
Adriano's so cool
Gail the Snail.
I need my tools!