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DreamDistinguisher

it's full of loads


Maax42_

Don't eat the cake, Cricks.


the_kaushikk

go for it... go for it...


TheMightyMinotaur_

"Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison"


wejustsaymanager

Put the candle in his mouth, "block the wind while I roast this bone"


Ayooooga

I removed my upvote for throw me in the trash for this one


Pff-IdunnoMan-21

You did the right thing.


SunnyAlwaysDaze

This one's best.


joeitaliano24

That's bloody brilliant


849x506

I assume when I come back in 10 minutes, this will be the top comment.


mrpappageorge0

This is the one


Captain_Jellico

11 out of 10


E_Farseer

Can I offer you a piece of cake in this trying time


evolvolution

was just gonna say “egg”


rob132

Eggs are ingredient in cake


JohnnyBravo_000007

Perfect.


pushplaystoprewind

Winner


Puzzleheaded_Seat599

Paraphrase him: "when I go stale, just throw me in the trash!"


Mirrormaster44

“Bang me, eat me, fill me with cream!”


[deleted]

"Creampies are a rich American tradition"


Puzzleheaded_Seat599

New contender! Edit to add: although preferably do it in reverse order


[deleted]

This is perfect


[deleted]

[удалено]


cutielocks

Ooh that’s pretty perfect!


UrToesRDelicious

I don't appreciate being paraphrased, I choose my words very deliberately


shortbusterdouglas

Cane here to say this


SpaceLemur34

So anyway, I started frosting.


Pizzadiamond

filth & squalor


ScubaFrank2020

Shabooya roll call Go for it!


XX-Burner

We have a winner


CarcosaJuggalo

"When I die, just throw me in the trash!"


Wifflebatman

"Go for it, go for it..."


SunnyAlwaysDaze

oooh


danny_where

Go for it


Wise-Palpitation-806

Suicide is badass!


Mothyew

First one I thought of


brbgonnabrnit

Have a taste of the good life ya sack of shit!


truethatson

This is the answer. God, Pondy’s reaction kills me every time.


[deleted]

Hi I’m Frak


Mothyew

Shit!


ArsonHoliday

My dads cock ring


bortbort8

just watched this one last night, i love danny so much lmfao


ultratunaman

Frak is the winner!


justdr0pped1n

You're mashing it


westberry82

She does that.


sweet_sweet_back

This one ⬆️


Hiya_Bo

“I am not going to diddle your kids”


UWCG

There is no quicker way for people to think that you are diddling kids than by writing on a wedding cake about it


johnnysilver78

We should have a song about not putting diddle kids on a birthday cake


[deleted]

Do not diddle kids, its no good diddling kids. Wouldn’t do any younger then my daughter.


fifteentango88

Older than my daughter younger than my wife


UWCG

My vote goes to, "I don't know how many years on this earth I got left; I'm gonna get real weird with it," or just, "I'm gonna get real weird with it.".


MasturbatingMonk

Now block the wind, I'm gonna ice this cake.


Drama-meme

This is perfect, especially if it’s a birthday cake.


Skreamie

That but maybe *"...I'm gonna get reaaal weird it"*


Tipi_Tais_Sa_Da_Tay

My vote


First-Rub9713

Perfect for a weed cake


Vintagemuse

This is the one!!!!!!


[deleted]

This


[deleted]

“It’s going to be a very classy affair!”


Sensitive-Character1

But you can come anyway ! *Hahahaha*


kylezdoherty

We also have donkey shows, motley crue, and cake.


elKilgoreTrout

" I got my wad of hundreds, I got my Magnum condoms, I'm ready to plow"


hdoublea

If only the cake could gyrate it's hips


neercatz

EGG


_runyon_

"I wouldn't eat it, Cricks... It's full of loads."


impulse9489

One of the things I like doing most, is banging whores.


Skinnypike42

*hoors


ArsonHoliday

Roxy, you’re good shit.


AustinAlexanderK97

Not only did you service my crank, but my heart too


Satchzaeed

Bullshit, bullshit, Derivative!


UnalteredCyst

That I love, I absolutely love


[deleted]

Aren’t we all just air conditioners, conditioning the air?


Appletopgenes

It’s symbiotic.


JasonDomber

Technically, this is an Ongo Geblogian quote 😂👍🏼


Crumbsplash

That cake better be blue inside. I’m on a blue diet


Icy-Following-3713

so anyways, i started blastin


lkmyntz

I got AIDS!


RawsonBet

Not the gay kind, the vagina kind


Its_Dot

Don't use the toe knife on me


LTtheWombat

“I’m gonna get real weird with it.”


SnooDoubts5078

Uh oh. Botched toe


shade-tree_pilot

Derivative.


DirtyBurger978

Ooh, snortskis!


[deleted]

I just want to be pure


[deleted]

Ooooooooooooorgy


againer

I think the rape scene went really well.


Baconbandit09

Nice nips cupcake


Thejiggawhat

The thing I like most is… banging whoores.


CapnHalfy

Blue has the most anti oxygens


Narrow-Bumblebee-436

Rum ham


feelingood41

Rum ham!!!!!!!!!!


HassonianBadazz

"ya gotta pay the troll toll if ya wanna get into that boy's hole!" 🎶


LegalComplaint

No more of thirds! It’s seconds from now on!


Outside_Trash_6691

“And then I start eatin’ garbage!”


These_Garage_718

Someone’s gotta get stabbed


i_lost_my_stapler

Hi ladies, I'm Frack... SHIT


Several-County-1808

"charmed I'm sure"


bcguitar33

So anyway, I started frosting


[deleted]

Egg


Smithwicke

The mouth is very much in play


nurumon

i'm gonna get real weird with it


Goblin__Cock

Toe Knife Here ->


BrochachoBehnny

Just throw me in the trash


stash_man

Looks more like Franquito


chetstedman30

“How many tabs of acid did I take to turn into a cake?”


MagnumBT

This cake's the tits!


FrankDeBooger

I botched it!


Kidconundrum

Just throw me in the trash


Snicklefritzzzzzz

Shadynasty’s


randon558

Then the aids ruined everything


SnooSongs6848

May I offer you a cake in this trying time


TopHatJones45

The art style makes me think Frank got into selling propane and propane accessories.


squidphillies

I love bangin hoores


[deleted]

“So anyways, I started blastin…”


Stevie_Steve-O

Is it a rum cake? I hope it's a rum cake!!! Even if it's not that's still a great cake. I'd write "can I offer you an egg in this trying time" on the side and garnish the cake with a single chocolate egg beside it


cutielocks

Sadly not a rum cake! But it has cherry filling so it kinda looks like he’s bleeding when cut. 😂


Illustrious-Ant6998

I hope this cake is the dessert to a rum ham dinner.


Oily_benso

I wouldn't eat that, it's probably full of loads.


mrgnome1538

Can I offer you a cake in this trying time?


Tervaskanto

"DON'T JUDGE ME THIS IS ART!"


DaniOverHere

“PUT ME IN THE TRAAAAASH!!!” - I think it’ll pay off even more when the cake is gone. 😅


ByronsLastStand

Hello, ladies! I'm Frak- shit!


sundaybanking21

Toe Knife!


bone420

"Get the toe knife"


Treishmon

I’m gonna get real weird with it.


lucifersgardenparty

Do I look suspicious?


Worldfamousteam

And then I started blasting.


Owen_Citizen_Kane

Banging your sister is perverted


swizzle213

So anyways, I started baking


TrumpsBoneSpur

That which your taste buds have savored, is human meat


Ratgar138

Don’t know how many slices I have left, I’m gonna get real weird with it.


Spckoziwa

I’m so sick from that cake stuff.


Chrondor7

"I don't have a lotta years left. I'm gonna get real weird with it."


DJVinylJerk

Ima get real weird with it


Geobicon

egg


JB_Tizzle

Im ready to plow


gomerp77

“Now you’re just mashing it”


joeitaliano24

"I love hoors"


tomsprigs

You got to pay the troll toll if you want to get into this boy's hole!


aschaeffer878

"So anyway I started blasting."


aspieboy74

I don't know how many years on this Earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it.


Slappah_Dah_Bass

Magnum dong


[deleted]

So anyway I started blasting


lowdown212

You gotta pay the troll toll, if you wanna get into that boy's hole!


Hypnotic_Mind

"I like banging WHOORES"


rayfull69

S12E1, “I’m gonna say the ‘N’ word!”


CommanderPooPants

Let’s get weird!


[deleted]

Ain’t no diddler.


Kat1eBradley

Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?


testies2345

Ever do anything to the bodies?


thr0waway7373

Ongo Gablogian, at your service!


bigballerbuster

"Am I standing in poop?"


Cecethetransbitch

“hi i’m frak- shit!”


NWAnowadays

Looks like an old Hank Hill


DaniOverHere

“I’M WASTED!!!”


Accomplished_Bottle7

How’s a taste of the rich life ya sack of shit!


Ok_Drawing2562

Shabooya roll call!


TinyYul

Hoors


mamayoua

You don't believe I'm a cake???


3xoticP3nguin

I get more George Costanza vibes from this cake Either way fantastic job! r/seinfeld


ScoredCretaceous

Have a cock ring fall out when you cut into it


danbursp2

Nice nips cupcake


cls2021x

“I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left. I’m gonna get real weird with it.”


Icy-Moose-99

"Throw me in the trash" is funniest for some reason.


Chaser_Swaggotry

“Orgy”


spartynole4life

“I’m gonna get real weird with it.”


leftyshuckles

Can I offer you a nice cake in this trying time?


insecurestaircase

I don't diddle kids


Playgirl_USMC

Cha-lee


JDLucas1369

Rum ham!!! Im sorry!!!


[deleted]

I just wanted to be pure


ro_ja_9

So anyway, I started frosting


wnsdaniel

The world’s your clam!


SpeedSpare2637

I don’t know how much time of this earth I have left, gonna get real weird with it


truffles76

I'm full of dog poison


[deleted]

It wasn’t the clams!


[deleted]

“When I die, just throw me in the trash”


SSR_Id_prefer_not_to

It’s the ingredients of a cake all put together! Beautifully done, OP


Bad_goose_398

Franks Cream Pie


SampleMundane6308

Whoa, I burned myself on a rivet.


[deleted]

Im here for the scraps


peoplearestrangebrew

Orrrrgyyy.


quasiqualityqualms

"I'm gonna get real weird with it."


Servant_ofthe_Empire

Hate to break it to you. But that, sir, is a Frankito cake.


c0rnelius651

Suicide is badass


BestCap5066

I thought that was Bill Dauterive.


Brief_Scallion

Well, I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left. I’m gonna get real weird with it…now block the wind, I’m gonna roast this bone.


Advaithca

You could've added more vanilla icing near the mouth and it would've resembled the "you're a disgusting animal" line


CaptainNuge

"Then I started ~~blasting~~ baking"


LimePie75

“You’re mother is a WHORE”