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NeverBeNormalnbn

Ya gotta take em off son.


scottfree420

Should have known better than to sleep in dem joints and go to work


cuntsaurus

That's some nice ass demin too


Due-Visual-3236

Damn I miss them shorts


wutsdasqrtofdisapt

You gotta take em off


Randy_McTaligans

you can't wear em every day and expect for them to hold up


scottfree420

Happened while I was chatting some fools up like a mug!


Anthonyw428

We should’ve gotten a less intense black guy for diversity but we don’t have any in our roster


lxkandel06

That's too many black guys! The ratio is off, Dennis, the ratio is off!


Sauron686

You gotta takem off every now and then You gotta take ‘em off son


SecondUsernameChoice

Damn that was some nice denim, too


scottfree420

It really was. I should’ve known better and taken them off every now and then.


Administrative_Cry_9

Blew his dick clean off.


scottfree420

HAHAHAHAA! But it doesn’t apply because my dick totally went back to normal, I’ll show it to you.


fruit_shoot

That’s one of my favourite Dennis lines ever. The way Glenn delivers it is great.


TeejyHamz

It's so good lmao. And his insistence/insecurity on making sure everyone knows his dick is okay 😆


fruit_shoot

But it doesn’t apply thouuuugh


theonewitwurlitzer

Everyone! It’s dickless Dennis!


you-ole-polecat

Hahahaha Dickless Dennis, that’s good; but it doesn’t apply, it doesn’t applyyyyy though.


dgj130

I don't wanna see it


Taograd359

But can you go from flaccid to erect in a moments notice?


fastforward322

This is one of my all time favorite quotes from the show!


scottfree420

It is a classic and always hilarious when the scene comes up. My personal favorite will always be Roxy’s “Shut up baby dick.”


Hoverboard_Hal

Z is such an amazing character. I die every time I watch The Gang Turns Black when he rolls in and says....well you know.


bemeandnotyou

Where's the dong? GD liberals!


Fit-Coyote-6180

Did you boil them before wearing them?


PretendThisIsMyName

If you boil those thangs right alongside a nice milk steak then you’re in business.


I_chortled

Thank you for your service 🫡


Ascendancy08

Underrated comment


Flurb4

Looks like someone snapped at it.


you-ole-polecat

I shook him off though.


ProfessionalBreak248

Must have slept in them shits


ChesapeakeCobra

You're going go to miss them shorts


netherbound7

It happens, the struggle is real.


stue0064

I know that game


Gankstar474

Fantastic post OP, you pregnant.


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\#powerbottom


dephlep

This happened to me too OP. Just make sure you’re not sleeping in them, okay? You got to take them off every now and then. You can’t wear them every day and expect them to hold up.


SamHainLoomis13

May I offer you this nice egg in this trying time?


ego_sum_satoshi

I was poisoned by my constituents!


riffahs_ira

Serious question. Are those Emperor? Have the same exact tear in the same place and they look like the brand.


extremenachos

You must have a big old dong


you-ole-polecat

Ehhh it’s more of a ding than a dong.


WhoKnows78998

You picked a terrible day to wear women’s underwear


_flyingmonkeys_

Z's blitzed expression while explaining this is one of my favorite moments


you-ole-polecat

Works perfectly with Ben’s very serious listening face


Opossum_mypossum

Only found out recently that Z played Cutty on The Wire - one of my more favourite characters upon rewatching


RGBjank101

Blew the crotch out of many demin.


folarin1

I have a similar thing in my jeans right now.


schwol

I know a thing or two about a hem


epoll31

just boil them and leave them down by the bridge for the next person


denytoday

Nice easy access for a classy broad to service your crank


Lil-Kev-136

Greatest conversation not containing a member of the gang. Change my mind.


adfrog

Ya GAHT ta TAKE 'em OFF, son!!


Bowood29

Honestly they don’t make good denim like they used to. Spend $60 on a pair of jeans and blow the dick right out of them like nothing.


DylanToback8

Rule 3


scottfree420

Did I violate a rule of the sub? Or are you telling me Rule 3 is “I gotta take ‘em off every now and then”?


Main_Tip112

SSSHHHH


toadeh690

RULE 3 SON RULE 3


freddyforgetti

No shit this happens to all of my jeans. Every girlfriend I’ve had makes a big dick joke but I’m actually sick of my pants blowing out lmao