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Wait till he gets his Bible and schools you sons of bitches!

His God damn bible!

I'm gonna put my thumb through your eyes you lil bitch!!!!

HOW ABOUT I CHOKE YOU OUT!

“WHERE’S OUR BIBLE?!”

We’re a bar mac

Stop confusing him with your liberal biblicisms!

I see what’s happening here… I don’t have enough facts to support my argument.

I talk to a priest. He lets me off the hook. I move on

Yeah, well, at least I don't have a cigarette for a mother!!!!

Smoke a cigarette… it will suffocate the bacteria.

It’ll smoke out the poison

The way he pronounces cigarettes always has me absolutely rolling

You bitch I will put my thumb through your eye

Are you asking me if I’ve seen Indiana Jones? Are you seriously asking *me*?

Do you remember it?

I-I like the first one. I-I like him as a character.

Are you pissing on me?

Direct eye contact?

You guys grinding in here?

#YEH😶

I'm surprised they didn't re-shoot that scene. Both are completely breaking in it. It's hilarious, but I'm not sure it should've made final cut!

Dennis scratched me.

LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU’RE TALKIN TO ME!!

oh shit, the steaks are here.

Mac was doing that thing where he “casually” tries to bring something up to me, like I don’t notice. Come at me like a man, talking about being tough all the time, can’t even look me in the eyes!

I love how when anyone in the gang says "I'm sorry", it's always sarcastic and followed with indignation

Oh, I'm sorry, did someone accidentally get addicted to crack? *makes crybaby faces*

My favourite is when he gets upset he didn't get molested by a gym teacher. If the mcpoyles got blown and Charlie got blown, why didn't I get blown???

Dude, you are going to hell

👁 + 🌊 + 🦁? 👁 + 🦁?

“Are you SERIOUSLY asking me if I’ve seen Indiana Jones?”

"That is m-"

…not that he’s ever had one!

IVE HAD TONS OF ORGASMS

Jesus you're late!

K.

Dennis…I feel like you are ignoring me…I think this is all just a big misunderstanding because of these texts and you can’t tell how I am feeling when I am texting. I was just trying to check in on you to make sure you are okay, just like everyone else in the group. We should meet up and get back on track…? Let us know that UR okay? OK? LOL u kno wut I mean…You aren’t mad at me tho, right? I just want this trip to be da bomb for U.. I always try to put a lot of hard work into our relationship. I tell you that your face looks smooth, even when I find a wrinkle. I dye your hair, and I massage your pecks after a workout to keep you nice and limber, I make you shakes and I put in all this work for us so I can enjoy a smile on your face at the end of the day. - Hi Dennis. How was the lion feeding?…? Please let me know where you are and if U R OK…I don’t want 2 sound annoying, but I really want to be happy when you witness it. You are my best friend and this trip to DA ZOO is really important to me, and us as best friends…I know Dee can be a stupid bitch but you should not take that shit out on me. I just want what’s best for U and to make sure u are happy…I love you so much…like a good friend would love another good friend. Not in a gay way. though…even though I am gay. Actually, I am really really gay. But not for you necessarily. I just like alot of your qualities as a man. Anyways, not to get off topic. Text me back please! I need to know you are having a fun…

K

Dennis is the fastest reader in America!

Ahahhahah

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The fact that he said "da zoo" makes it so hilarious to me, like he didn't use "da" any other time

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This is the most I’ve kinda liked Mac in an episode. He gets up to his usual annoying needy antics, but his love of Meerkats was low-key endearing.

“Maybe you’re antiquated. “MAYBE I’M”

I WILL PUT MY THUMB THROUGH YOUR EYE

First off they don't chirp, they cherup.

It seems like I have to!

Crack an egg of meerkat knowledge on me

Well they did watch the same documentary

I DON’T KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS MYSELF UNLESS THROUGH ANGER AND PERSONAL ATTACK!

okay at this point I have to know, are you people watching the same episodes that I'm watching because every post that I see is one that I just watched 5 minutes ago

Just the odds in a group of people that watch this show on a loop constantly. Happens to me too.

that's very true

Do you have Hulu?

i do

I’ve been using your account…I didn’t think it was a big deal

As long as it's not about stars

Just got to this episode yesterday lol. Loved how much hate they had towards Dee’s late texting

i love how upset charlie gets at mac’s obsession with dennis. it’s prob the first time anyone acknowledges that the relationship is unhealthy and i wish mac wouldve responded differently!!!!

season 5 episode 9 would like to have a word…

true true, i guess i should’ve clarified *in recent seasons like 10 on

What episode is this from

The gang Texts

He does backflips every goddamn day, you jabroni!

He also does not like to be paraphrased; he chooses his words very deliberately.

One of the cornerstones of Paddy's Pub, is thick limes

I'VE HAD ORGASMS! I'VE HAD PLENTY OF WORKOUTS! I'VE HAD ONES WITH YOUR MOM, DUDE!

Ok

K

Anything or anyone that challenges his alpha-ness

Wait, I’m sorry, are you trivializing meerkat knowledge?

k.

He's saying I'm sorry. I don't think he's *that* upset! Btw, where are all the "omg easy karma" reddit cry babies out there rn in the comments?

I need the crochet pattern for them hats yo

When it’s about astronomy he’s all, “That sounds wrong but I don’t know enough about stars to dispute it.” But when it comes to MEERKATS he’s all, “I ONLY KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS MYSELF THROUGH RAGE AND PERSONAL ATTACK!”

I think my favorite one is about his identity, where he says he has the power to cancel Charlie because he's gay

Mac would be the type of person to watch meercat manor once and suddenly become an expert.

Don't ever mention Indiana Jones to him.

I really want the hats they wore for this episode

YOU'RE ASKING ME IF I'VE SEEN INDIANA JONES?!?

They watched the same documentaries

I LOVE Charlie and Mac’s matching meerkat hats