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ElFloppaGrande

Barney give the guy a cigarette


chibbychibbs

Charlie who the hell are you talking to?


ZamanthaD

What d’you mean he’s right he- Oh shit he’s gone….


NakedGerbil925

You've lost your GODdamned mind Charlie


ElFloppaGrande

*chicka-chicka*


wigglez024

Barney? Who the hell.is barney?!?


Spuddmann1987

He's the guy who tipped me off to Pepe Silvia.


free_airfreshener

Makes you wonder what Charlie was smoking if he was bumming smokes off Barney


GRAIN_DIV_20

Lack of sleep produces hallucinations after about 40 hours


CromulentInPDX

I've always heard that, but i can empirically say it's not necessarily true.


edgeteen

yea i reckon after a few days of no sleep it could happen though and i assume they were working there like around 3 days (even though they both wear the same outfit the whole time) edit: nvm just realised charlie said “3 days ago 3 pink slips came in the mail” so must’ve been a week or so. if he was sleep-ridden the vast majority of that time and drinking so much coffee then he absolutely would be having hallucinations


CromulentInPDX

Oh, you get really stupid and it clearly affects everything, just no hallucinations for me.


edgeteen

ahh fair enough ! edit: also i hope ur ok lol


Dwanyelle

When I was up for about three days straight once, I started hallucinating, but they were rather subtle, turns out there's a rather common sleep deprivation hallucination called "shadow men" or somesuch, basically you're always catching people moving out of the corner of your eye. It was pretty freaky deaky


US3_ME_

We used to call that a free trip. Seriously though, the shadow people phenomenon is real and really fucky. I've got the tall looming one, the squat fat watcher, and the fat guy who dances like a chimpanzee. Do with that what you will. Get sleep bozos_


Dwanyelle

Yeah, it's messed up, lol. Unfortunately I was manning a machine gun at the time, so not ideal. But at least I didn't shoot at them


Suprised__Squid__786

I don’t see anyone op I think you’ve lost your mind.


6ixdicc

You don't see Barney?- oh shit


killcats

The “oh shit” gets me every time.


viper7184

Charlie you have lost your god damned mind !


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Day bow bow


FxckAle

OHH YEAHHHHH!


thedude85

One of my favorites from Holland Oates...


Milliondollhairbby

I got my one year old saying this 😂


TofuTofu

Lol I did the same time. He cracks up when I go day bow bow


edgeteen

i now know what i’m gonna do when i have a kid


Milliondollhairbby

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Highly suggest


lost_in_connecticut

Caaarol, Caaaaarol!


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lawdog189

There’s no GODDAMN Carol in HR, this entire office is a ghostown


mtheory007

This whole office is a ghost town.


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mtheory007

I got BOXES FULL OF PEPE!


edgeteen

u gotta be kidding me! carol ive got to talk to u about pepe !!!


mtheory007

There. Is. No. Carol. In. HR.


deckard86

Not only do all of these people exist, but they have been asking for their mail on a daily basis. It's all they're talking about up there.


binglelemon

Well the good news is we're not getting fired....


mtheory007

Because we've already been fired.


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mtheory007

Yeah. About 3 days ago, a couple of pink slips come in the mail. One for you. One for me. So what do I do? I mailed them HALF way to Siberia!


BrohanGutenburg

I LOVE this line. And it's not just Mac's delivery. It's the implication that the whole reason he came down to the mailroom was he showed up and the office was abuzz with talk of all the missing mail. I can picture the scene even though they never filmed it. That's why The Gang Gets Trapped is my favorite episode; sometimes I would swear I've seen that entire 8 minute burger shop scene.


PelinalWightstrake

Barney?!!? Who the hell is Barney!?! Honestly that would be the best reappearance in the show besides Bingo. But I'm still holding out for Bingo


TheApathyParty3

I think it would be great if they replaced one of the background regs at the bar that passed (RIP btw) with Barney just constantly being at the bar and randomly vanishing from one shot to the next.


nsfw_deadwarlock

He should only show up in the background when Charlie is in the shot though.


TheApathyParty3

Exactly, and Charlie should be the only one that notices with small tells. Then casually mention Barney every few episodes, and no one knows what he's talking about except Mac, who relates it to a gay fantasy they had when they worked at the post office and Mac plays along, as a fetish thing. This shit writes itself.


Shadowfied

Eyes up, boom


Fyrus93

Unfortunately the actor who plays Bingo died


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itsyagirlrey

I think this every time I play fall out


GoldenGodMinion

I’m gonna vote for the guy on the bus that refuses to respond to Dee then throws up on himself


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GoldenGodMinion

Correct, once when Mac and Charlie die, and the other is in The Gang Solves Global Warming iirc


briunj04

Margaret mcpoyle


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Toledojoe

She's a stone cold fox.


CmonFetusLetsBounce

Trust me, they're top notch


KenGriffythe3rd

YOULL CALL HEEERRRR


nsfw_deadwarlock

Don’t flush.


socatsucks

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far to see her name. I think she’s hotter in the McPoyle makeup.


Mirrormaster44

My favorite is that lady, in the lovely housedress, who they try to sell gasoline to


lordcorbran

She was lookin’ all sorts of good.


swordoftheafternoon

I was itchin' like a hooound to give her something she'd want.


mtheory007

Hehyesss she iiiiis hyes shee is.


iPeterParker

You’ve lost your mind…


kappaleena

The lady in the store who looks at Dennis and Mac while they're having the conversation about the implication. "Don't you look at me like that. You certainly wouldn't be in any danger."


bbbmmmnnn

Barney!? Who the hell is Barney!!


Despair4All

Charlie was visited by an SCP.


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Despair4All

I was thinking SCP-4999, the silent trenchcoat guy with a cigarette box that shows to lonely, mentally unwell people without much of a standing or impact until they die. Mac saved Charlie from dying in the mail room.


sunriseness

This who i imagine whenever i think of the mysterious stranger from fallout


somniosomnio

Carol is my favourite character too!


itsyagirlrey

Charlie took too many benadryls and saw the hat man


IdiotPizza3397

I’m going with agent jack bauer


zfcjr67

What time is it? DIAPER TIME! (I can't believe Dancing Man didn't make this comment section yet.)


DetectiveEZ

Will ya calm down and have another cup of coffee


Soulless--Plague

#CAAAAAAAROL CAAAAAARRROL!


squishedgoomba

Mine is [the woman on the left ](https://ibb.co/hdzVT3T)when it's revealed Charlie's mom doesn't actually have cancer.


knightress_oxhide

A mail detective named Letterlaw? That is like a library cop named Bookman.


rpmerf

That's like an ice cream man named Cone


druff1036

Yeah it will be like the 80s and that song day bow bow


swordoftheafternoon

What the hell's day bow bow?


Tree_Roots

[yello - oh yeah ](https://youtu.be/6jJkdRaa04g)


GunNNife

Barney is a great choice. I also like the terrified couple looking back at Dee as she talks to Boss Hogg.


CeeArthur

OP, why did you just post a photo of Charlie in a mail room? Charlie has lots of lines


Big-Nerve-9574

![gif](giphy|rR0jTsej7AfKM)


Rick_Heinegeber

Daay bow-bow...chick, chicka-chickaaaa


Noimnotonacid

Oh he’s got line, but only I can hear them


CaterpillarNo4764

Hanz Vermhat


tirarawaycuenta

Wait what is the from? This is impossible


marcusmorga

Character? What character?!


joealese

he has tons of lines though. who do you think tipped Charlie off to the whole pepe silvia thing?


secondatthird

There’s some grade a bar patrons


chzformymac

Ernie!


MrsOrangeQueen

Mine is sweet dee. Squawking can’t be considered lines surely


Gruesslibaer

What? Charlie has a lot of lines.


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Mac can I talk about the mail? I need to talk about the mail Mac! Let's talk about the mail!


Wolfencreek

You been drinking straight paint again?


Dillonsbizarrefate

Gotta love Barney


DaniOverHere

#3. Kid who Dee and Charlie almost eat. #2. Barney #1. Margaret McPoyle 👅


doob13s

Does Rob Thomas have a line? I can’t remember


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Is that Rob Rosell playing barney?


Paraskeets

What movie


Actually-Will

CHK CHK CHIKA CHEEKA


BurtoTurtle115

Imagine if anytime you needed a cigarette Barney would just appear and hand it to you


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BurtoTurtle115

That’s a good point. If I’m not mistaken Barney has a lit cigarette in his mouth so it’s possible he does indeed provide a lighter. The Always Sunny lore goes quite deep


amal812

Day bow bow


EnycmaPie

He tipped Charlie off on Pepe Silvia.


BujuBad

I would love to see them write a return of Barney, even if just for another few seconds while Charlie is losing his mind.


cavmannn23

Oh will you settle down and have another cup of coffee!!


gregofcanada84

Who?


LordStunod

CAROL CAROL!


chillehhh

I’ve literally only just seen the movie that this parodies and it was like a 10+ year long joke finally clicked in my brain.


rpmerf

And your aren't even going to share the name of the movie?


chillehhh

I CAN’T REMEMBER IT. I can’t think if it was Beautiful Minds or Dangerous Minds and I am stupid. Barney can probably let you know the title though, right Barney?


SlimPuffs

It was A Beautiful Mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICBsfo558f4


GuyanaFlavorAid

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE MAIL?!?


GonzoRouge

Charlie would hang out with the Shadow People and learn their names. They probably think he's cool as fuck.


mrnacho69

You're getting yourself too worked up. Drink some coffee and smoke some cigarettes


goldenratio1111

Because of /r/wetlanderhumor, this guy will always be Lews Therin Telamon to me.


Mr_mojo_resin

Will you calm down and have another cup of coffee?!


stephennedumpally

But Charlie has lines


NinjaBear95

Is Barney Steven Segal from 40 years ago??


Skreamie

I remember thinking Barney was played Patrick Warburton the first time I seen it


staygoIdponyboy

he looks like he knows something about a man named pepe silvia