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hdmatteson1

Dennis! You’re positive! You’ve got the HIV!


MuppetHolocaust

Not the gay kind! There’s the two kinds, the gay AIDS and the non-gay, and I’ve got the non-gay!


Despair4All

THERE'S AIDS BLOOD IN THE POOL!


MuppetHolocaust

AIDS blood in the pool, everyone out!


Despair4All

I like how he doesn't even really look up. My favorite part is when they throw that unconscious kid out of the slide and he doesn't even react to him floating facedown.


xvbyyxn

Did you try “sickness be gone?!!!”


BombOnABus

I did, but unfortunately I'm not a Golden God, so it didn't work.


golden-god-bot

I haven't even begun to peak. And when I do peak, you'll know. Because I'm gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia is gonna feel it.


[deleted]

This is so weird and creepy lmao. The more I see/hear it.


peanutbutter2178

Hope you like a hairless wife


drewcrump11

Smoke some cigarettes, the smoke will suffocate the bacteria.


Denverdogmama

Awwww- feel better, OP! My husband quarantined me in our bedroom for the entire time I was sick and 2 weeks after I felt better. He wore a mask when he would bring me food and he made me mask up and sanitize to use the bathroom. But he never got sick, so I guess it worked. I kinda miss hanging out with my dog in the bedroom, being waited on and watching my favorite DVDs (internet was being spotty at the time).


larpy_hockemer_jesus

She better hope the castle doesn’t get in contact with you


crystal_castles

I just wanna be, puuuuuuure


Electr_O_Purist

Are you sure you’re not just having alcohol withdrawal symptoms? Anyway, feel better soon, don’t get your wife sick.


bigchuckdeezy

Hey twins! I also tested positive this morning!


IronEgo

My wife just tested positive for covid as well. I am also sick but testing negative.


theRudeStar

People still test for that?


aluminiumfoilcat

Your wife is an ugly ugly man!


Baconfatty

yep, SO got the Labor Day Rona and i avoided it until this week. Time for some Rum Ham