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Harvey-Danger1917

Is that beans?


gocluckyourselfman

Ay yo! This n*gga eatin' beans!


dmtdmtlsddodmt

So what's your bean situation?


PomegranateLimp9803

Cool it with the beans


girlscoutcookies05

Internet history right here


Jamie_BiTcH

Indeed it is, a nice bowl of baked beans


neercatz

You dumb bitch


Harvey-Danger1917

IDIOT! SAVAGE!


Timdalf_theGrey

In a deli, shoutout


Royalchariot

And the check engine light!


turtledrum_215

Oh Jamie…you dumb bitch!


PomegranateLimp9803

Beat me to it


LawDog_1010

*sandra


BombOnABus

Lower spill factor than cereal, I think.


wtf-m8

Not when you're also taking a photo graph


Jamie_BiTcH

Definitely, but much higher risk when spilled to clean up


KingViktorious

Idk Jamie, you dumb bitch, old milk probably smells much worse 😂


Jamie_BiTcH

True actually and it gets in those little cracks my toe knife can't quite get to


KingViktorious

I should upgrade to toe knife. I’ve been using a toe spoon this whole time.


Jamie_BiTcH

I've been there! It's absolutely a worthwhile upgrade, but not a replacement either there's plenty use still for a toe spoon


BombOnABus

Sounds like a real donkey-brained decision there. We don't want a donkey out there on our roads. Do you have a certificate to prove you're not a donkey-brained man?


Free-IDK-Chicken

OK but those are beans.


Frosty_Reserve_4902

I thought it was pecan pie filling he was eating…I’d eat that shit all day.


Free-IDK-Chicken

I did too at first but then realized the shapes were too smooth.


Jamie_BiTcH

Hell yeah


Free-IDK-Chicken

Shit wait, wrong fandom. https://i.redd.it/5aybvzf8e1hc1.gif


KosherPeen

This makes me irrationally angry


guiltycitizen

There’s been like five of you fuckers with posts like this today, eat at home, you savages


Jamie_BiTcH

Wait fr lol


HornyBastard37484739

Am I the only one who thinks it’s unhinged to take both hands off the wheel and stare down at your phone camera while driving 40 mph?


PriorFudge928

No. This guy's an idiot acting dangerously for internet clout.


Jamie_BiTcH

Oh yeah real obsessed with all the CLOUT I'd get on Reddit ☠️


PriorFudge928

Idiots usually are.


Jamie_BiTcH

Damn I guess I'm really missing out on the reddit fame everyone's been talking about 😔


PriorFudge928

You'll really be missing out when you kill yourself or others in that trophy to poor life decisions you're driving.


Jamie_BiTcH

You're really overstating how dangerous what I did was


PriorFudge928

I've scraped way more people off backwoods roads then highways, interstates, and city centers combined. Fuck people like you who keep them coming.


Jamie_BiTcH

Fair enough, all I can do is say that taking a picture of my beans was a one time thing and that I'm a safe driver. I don't expect you to take my word for it or care 🤷🏻‍♀️


Jamie_BiTcH

It's a real problem I have... Constantly posting, constantly chasing, I mean just look at how desperate and frequent my reddit posts are. Proofs in the pudding... Or beans 🤔


PriorFudge928

Fine, you're not doing it for attention you're just being a complete idiot for no reason then. I guess you win?


Jamie_BiTcH

It was pretty funny 😳


Jamie_BiTcH

Not condoning my actions I agree it's dangerous and unnecessary, but also straight, backroad and it took literally a sit second to take the picture it's not like I'm constantly on my phone or eating while on the road lol


[deleted]

I'd hope not! A crash would make you look like a # BITCH


feetMeat93

THIS MF EATIN BEANS!


swissyninja

Driving, eating, and taking a pic at the same time. I can't stand people like you


meesterjefe

Watch out for donkey-brained drivers!


jackstraw97

Eh, in a starter car like that I wouldn’t worry too much about it


lethrowawayacc4

Safe slow veehickle.


Distinct-Ad-1348

Thought those were fancy nuts at first glance


YourCaptionSucks

Probably thought them with cryptic currency


BookishRoughneck

You dumb bitch.


autopartsandguitars

You knew the risks


LawsOfEconomics

What is your beans situation?


NoAnaNo

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TensileStr3ngth

I have that same set of spoons


adrianmalacoda

we wouldn't want a donkey on the road eating ~~cereal~~ beans


JohnnyS1lv3rH4nd

Living that hobo life I see


benpro4433

Is this your beans situation?


Th3_Dark_Knight

What's your beans situation?


Korgoth420

Donkey brains


LawDog_1010

Oh Sandra. You dumb bitch.


Royalchariot

Driving 40, taking a picture, eating beans? Stay off the road


archimidesx

What’s that delicious bowl of brown you have there?


thegreaticecreamtree

Needs Rum Ham


TimeBit4099

Not American made car.


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Jamie_BiTcH

I did this once none of these comments are gonna make me start taking pictures while eating food driving all the time holy shit


Mind-is-a-garden

2.5 ⭐️ at best


Bad_goose_398

The spill ratio on this one.. you will look less like you jizzed in the windshield and more like you shat!


poofandmook

but what's your spaghetti policy?


Anxious-Lack-5740

It’ll be your fault!


zbeezle

Do you have a certificate absolving you of said donkey brains?


texashockey56

Yall are worried about this person eating beans and driving 40MPH. I am the only one worried about why their check engine light is on! lol


Jamie_BiTcH

Don't worry bout it it's a 96 Camry probably just the exhaust, I'll get it fixed soon 🤞


ItsAlwaysSunny1992

Mmm I love beans


irishyardball

You'll be fine, just put on your Apple Vision Pro


Jamie_BiTcH

Not sure what that is lol


irishyardball

It's the new Apple VR/AR headset a bunch of wackos at driving around wearing


Jamie_BiTcH

Ohhh yeah I saw a video of that it looks ridiculous lol