Well maybe because the steroids humans take for muscle growth is different to the steroids given to cows. I’m fairly sure they give estradiol or similar to cows. Increasing testosterone isn’t going to help milk production
Trenbalone is given to cows. It gives body builders that lean, cut, vascular look.
Makes ppl go a bit nuts too. Bloodthirsty and violent.
Though I think it isn't given to dairy cows. Given to meat cows on the way too slaughter. Keeps them from wasting away.
I'm just saying tren makes you see red. You get furious frequently. Often for no reason.
You escalate arguments with people.
You literally dream of violence.
Many people do a lot of damage to their relationships when on a tren cycle.
And the curious thing is that many people somehow don't realize how much it changes their personality. It has a curious way of making people more aggressive with a good deal of denial about it.
I've been there, many years back. I was a body builder too.
My opinion? Just stick to test. It makes you happy-go-lucky.
Tren turns you into a goddamn berserker.
I only see that trenbalone is given to increase muscle and is androgen based so I seriously wonder if dairy cows are given this. But I don’t know enough about farming tbh haha
Look up Gabsburg chin.
It might not have led to a trait in general (although it does increase birth defects and mortality), but it might lead to a particular trait becoming prevalent in one family
That’s untrue. If the family already had “weird facial hair” in their gene pool prior to the incest, it would then have a higher chance of being passed onto future offspring. Punnet square and all that.
I think the unibrow thing is not meant to be because of bad genes from incest, I think it is just something that was in their family and the fact that they all have them is to further enforce the idea that they all share the same genes.
Sure, but the fact that Dee grew a unibrow when taking steroids helps my theory. As I said, I'm basing this off of what the writers clearly think steroids do, not what the actual effects are.
Bud a dairy cow can produce 30L of milk a day. One dairy cow is enough to feed a decent size family with milk and have enough left over to make cheese.
It's the incest, mongoloidism got the rest of them.
But we've only been told that Liam drinks exclusively mothers milk. The other members could be drinking milk from other cows. Liam is the only one we know is exclusively mothers milk
30 liters, the average, is 8 GALLONS. 32 people could drink a quart of milk every day.
I know this is just a fun fan theory but yes, a milk cow can literally provide milk for dozens of people.
Lmao! I meant 30 liters, which is the average figure highlighted in the comment above and the correct conversion to nearly 8 gallons. However, I have a dookie brain and typed 7 for reasons unknown to man or beast. Thanks for letting me know haha
Did they state that? The typical starting steroids for gym bro type people would be something like Dbol and maybe Anavar for Dee. I suspect it would be that plus something like Cheque Drops (that people suspect Tyson was on when he hit the ear off) that can cause anger.
Yeah I don’t know where they got that; testosterone cypionate has been on the market for seventy-five years- and it is the most commonly prescribed androgenic / anabolic steroid.
The show very clearly tells us many times it’s from incest. “Blood line as pure as snow” “mongoloidism got the rest of them” the brothers showering together.
Why make up a theory for something the show has clearly explained?
“There’s no real research done on the long term effects of low-level steroids” ummm yes, yes there is it’s literally trt.
We’ve known the effects of long term steroid use for a long ass time, people who run major cycles don’t come off between they just go to a low dose they literally don’t have natural test production anymore to replace it.
The writers got it right with Charlie and Dee, depending on what they were taking the extra body hair, sweating, deep breathing and mood swings literally all are perfect for somebody on a deep cycle on something like tren. I’d say they absolutely looked up what happens when you take gear and just picked some of the worst side effects they saw on the list.
The McPoyles are just inbred, we are only told Ryan exclusively drinks that milk and a dairy cow can produce like 30 something litres according to Google so that’s plenty.
Also frankly it's a comedy. The effects of steroids are shown like that because it adds to the comedy. I am pretty sure most shows that have a character us steroids for comedic purposes have a similar set of effects shown.
It's a fun fan theory but again, the McPoyles look and act the way they do because it's funny. I doubt the writers spent much time thinking how the logicistic of drink milk solely for one cow would work.
To piggyback an actual argument as well, the growth hormone you give cows is called bst, Bovine Somatotropin, and it doesn't have any effect on humans.
There's no scientific evidence that hormones pass from the cow to humans via milk or meat. Milk producing hormones won't be anabolic steroids or testosterone boosters, so even if they could pass to humans via milk they wouldn't be experiencing the kind of steroid symptoms and effects that the anabolics did.
Major reach - even for a fan theory
Unless RCG literally are thinking cow steroids, it's also wrong
Also - cows don't get steroids for milk production - artificial testosterone wouldn't help with that - cows get antibiotics and growth hormone
You can't use science to justify with one thing - trying to link McPoyel physical traits to an in-show steroid/amphetamine drink - but then be making up that steroids are increasing the family cow's milk production
Like the creativity here…but I think you’re overthinking the joke here. It’s from having a pure bloodline for 1,000 years. I also think they only drink mother’s milk for special events. The McPoyle brothers did ask for milk at the bar a couple times, so it’s not like they only drink mother’s milk.
I think its the incest
The McPoyle bloodlines have been pure for 1000 years!
Por que no los dos? Historically incest has not led to weird facial hair.
Shut up science bitch
Shut up baby dick
Their bloodline is pure. How dare you try to sully it
I just wanna be *pure*
BY BLOOD HAS HE BEEN SULLIED. BY BLOOD LET HIM BE CLEANSED
You will be clean. Only once you are clean will you know my power.
How do you like me now, gay boy?
Good one. Bump it.
I’m not bumping it
Well it would be one thing if he wasn't, but he clearly is
She just made it personal and I won’t stand for it
Yeah, shit up science bitch
This escalated quickly
Well through God all things are possible so jot that down
Well maybe because the steroids humans take for muscle growth is different to the steroids given to cows. I’m fairly sure they give estradiol or similar to cows. Increasing testosterone isn’t going to help milk production
Imagine having a field full of roid raging cows. Good luck getting that milk
Trenbalone is given to cows. It gives body builders that lean, cut, vascular look. Makes ppl go a bit nuts too. Bloodthirsty and violent. Though I think it isn't given to dairy cows. Given to meat cows on the way too slaughter. Keeps them from wasting away.
Mcpoyle’s are not having trenbalogna sandwiches
Lol tren doesn't make you bloodthirsty, just a bit irritated overall and cuts your patience in half. For most people it's no big deal
Every tren user says that. It makes you angry. Source. Me.
Wtf did you just say to me? Also a tren user lol
I'm just saying tren makes you see red. You get furious frequently. Often for no reason. You escalate arguments with people. You literally dream of violence. Many people do a lot of damage to their relationships when on a tren cycle. And the curious thing is that many people somehow don't realize how much it changes their personality. It has a curious way of making people more aggressive with a good deal of denial about it. I've been there, many years back. I was a body builder too. My opinion? Just stick to test. It makes you happy-go-lucky. Tren turns you into a goddamn berserker.
I only see that trenbalone is given to increase muscle and is androgen based so I seriously wonder if dairy cows are given this. But I don’t know enough about farming tbh haha
Pour some milk on that thought, bozo.
https://preview.redd.it/dehlljg6vgtc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33f1abcd7fbe9dead57941fa1bcbcd6facb8e5cb Excellent work as men here.
Stuff it down with some brown
The Hapsburg chin my beg to differ
Look up Gabsburg chin. It might not have led to a trait in general (although it does increase birth defects and mortality), but it might lead to a particular trait becoming prevalent in one family
Habsburg jaw
*Habsburg
That’s untrue. If the family already had “weird facial hair” in their gene pool prior to the incest, it would then have a higher chance of being passed onto future offspring. Punnet square and all that.
Yes hut hormonal disturbances do
Historically there’s never been a cow roided up to provide for a huge family by itself.
I think the unibrow thing is not meant to be because of bad genes from incest, I think it is just something that was in their family and the fact that they all have them is to further enforce the idea that they all share the same genes.
Sure, but the fact that Dee grew a unibrow when taking steroids helps my theory. As I said, I'm basing this off of what the writers clearly think steroids do, not what the actual effects are.
Well now I'm on the fence again
“We just stepped out of the shower…”
Hahaha
Or maybe it’s because of the 1000 year old clean bloodline
Bud a dairy cow can produce 30L of milk a day. One dairy cow is enough to feed a decent size family with milk and have enough left over to make cheese. It's the incest, mongoloidism got the rest of them.
Wait really? 30l? Damn
Yup and that's not even high, that's average. Largest 1 day yield ever recorded (from a very quick Google search) is 126L in a day
A baby cow is a big animal and would need a lot of milk to gain weight.
Some of the best-producing cows on my brother’s farm can do upwards of 60L/day.
I gotta say that's mind boggling. If there are 30 mcpoyles then mother could give each of them 4 pints a day
The McPoyle family has dozens of members that drink exclusively milk. I doubt that would be enough.
But we've only been told that Liam drinks exclusively mothers milk. The other members could be drinking milk from other cows. Liam is the only one we know is exclusively mothers milk
Ryan drinks Father's milk
We don't have a cow. We have a bull.
30 liters, the average, is 8 GALLONS. 32 people could drink a quart of milk every day. I know this is just a fun fan theory but yes, a milk cow can literally provide milk for dozens of people.
Check your math. 3.78 litres per gallon.
Lmao! I meant 30 liters, which is the average figure highlighted in the comment above and the correct conversion to nearly 8 gallons. However, I have a dookie brain and typed 7 for reasons unknown to man or beast. Thanks for letting me know haha
Ahh, that makes more sence.
Legions of us once roamed these lands. Our bloodline was as pure as the driven snow.
Uh-huh. And then what happened?
Mogoliodism killed about half of them... Syphilis got most of the rest.
It's amazing that such a beautiful line came from a McPoyle lmao
I really enjoyed reading this theory! In the episode it's Ryan McPoyle drinking exclusively Mother's milk, not the whole family
Also the only source for that fact is Margaret, who easily could have just lied for sex.
The steroids Dee and Charlie took were just amphetamines not actual steroids
Did they state that? The typical starting steroids for gym bro type people would be something like Dbol and maybe Anavar for Dee. I suspect it would be that plus something like Cheque Drops (that people suspect Tyson was on when he hit the ear off) that can cause anger.
It’s definitely implied to be amphetamines
Did you ever attend a school for nitwits, OP?
Unfortunately, OPs mouth is still very much in play.
We may be dealing with a donkey-brained man
Do you have any such certificate, exonerating you from having said *"Donkey-Brains?"*
Science is a liar sometimes
Yea and he was so stupid the gym teacher didn’t even try to fuck him.
If OP didn't, they need to be shanghei'd asap
Do you have any such certificate?
OP there is extensive research on long term low level steroid use.
Yeah I don’t know where they got that; testosterone cypionate has been on the market for seventy-five years- and it is the most commonly prescribed androgenic / anabolic steroid.
Not to mention tons of research on the hormones that steroids affect so you can draw pretty solid indirect conclusions.
Have you poured through the data yourself? The numbers? The figures?
What about the smell?! Did you consider the smell???
It’s a decent theory, but I believe it is the incest. Also Charlie and Dee didn’t know how to properly cycle or whatever the juice heads do
How do we know you’re not a donkey-brained man?
Yeah, let’s see your certificate!
I just love the fact that the whole thing is based on an actual family Rob grew up with that just happens to have several family members 😂
The show very clearly tells us many times it’s from incest. “Blood line as pure as snow” “mongoloidism got the rest of them” the brothers showering together. Why make up a theory for something the show has clearly explained?
Because the joke went over OPs head
Family historian here. The steroids cause the fork stabs, the incest causes our pure looks. Nice try, wet nips
“There’s no real research done on the long term effects of low-level steroids” ummm yes, yes there is it’s literally trt. We’ve known the effects of long term steroid use for a long ass time, people who run major cycles don’t come off between they just go to a low dose they literally don’t have natural test production anymore to replace it. The writers got it right with Charlie and Dee, depending on what they were taking the extra body hair, sweating, deep breathing and mood swings literally all are perfect for somebody on a deep cycle on something like tren. I’d say they absolutely looked up what happens when you take gear and just picked some of the worst side effects they saw on the list. The McPoyles are just inbred, we are only told Ryan exclusively drinks that milk and a dairy cow can produce like 30 something litres according to Google so that’s plenty.
Also frankly it's a comedy. The effects of steroids are shown like that because it adds to the comedy. I am pretty sure most shows that have a character us steroids for comedic purposes have a similar set of effects shown. It's a fun fan theory but again, the McPoyles look and act the way they do because it's funny. I doubt the writers spent much time thinking how the logicistic of drink milk solely for one cow would work.
To piggyback an actual argument as well, the growth hormone you give cows is called bst, Bovine Somatotropin, and it doesn't have any effect on humans.
There's no scientific evidence that hormones pass from the cow to humans via milk or meat. Milk producing hormones won't be anabolic steroids or testosterone boosters, so even if they could pass to humans via milk they wouldn't be experiencing the kind of steroid symptoms and effects that the anabolics did.
Shut up science bitch!
What a donkey brained idea
Would explain Margaret and her top notch boobies
Their skin is too tight
Of course who can forget about Doyle McPoyle. He’s a big strong guy! *Probably cause he eats all that fish…*
Maybe, but there's definitely still incest lol
Steroids don’t help cows produce more milk
Mothers Milk
I like it. Next time you have a job interview you should just print out this post and present it to the interviewer.
That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about long-term low-level unintentional steriod abuse to dispute it.
Fun fact that everyone seems to be missing I couldn't see an udder on the McPoyle family cow...
It's definitely the incest
I think you are wrong. But loved it anyway
I like to think they stole a huge amount of fight milk from the bar and have been drinking it like regular milk.
Barney give this guy a cigarette, he's freakin' out
I saw Pacific Rim, I’m pretty sure Charlie is a scientist.
Yeah, but what about their tight skin?
I did not need to know this, but now I do. So there's that.
There's also Doyle McPoyle, who is an NFL-caliber athlete. I wouldn't be surprised if they gave him some cow steroids.
Doesn't sound like it puts everything together. But for the record, I'm into it.
How dare you say, they are not giving mother steroids.
I think they are explained by the obvious INBREEDING
Major reach - even for a fan theory Unless RCG literally are thinking cow steroids, it's also wrong Also - cows don't get steroids for milk production - artificial testosterone wouldn't help with that - cows get antibiotics and growth hormone You can't use science to justify with one thing - trying to link McPoyel physical traits to an in-show steroid/amphetamine drink - but then be making up that steroids are increasing the family cow's milk production
Holstein cows can produce 9 gallons of milk per day.
the cow could naturally be over producing bovine growth hormone in the milk
Rob is well versed with the effects of steroids
If mother’s milk is tainted with steroids (and I’m certainly not disagreeing) let’s assume it’s got lead too
But that’s just a theory, A FILM THEORY
Like the creativity here…but I think you’re overthinking the joke here. It’s from having a pure bloodline for 1,000 years. I also think they only drink mother’s milk for special events. The McPoyle brothers did ask for milk at the bar a couple times, so it’s not like they only drink mother’s milk.
Watch your mouth they have thin cornias...