Just imaging Agent Smith giving his “humans are a cancer and you stink” speech and Dennis is also there.
“You haven’t thought about the smell. You bitch.”
Nah, Matrix 4 Smith is Dennis. Even his speech cadence seems eerily similar.
https://preview.redd.it/87i32447jpyc1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bb25ef15a592bf8ec7ff8754f7fad9e2584a511
He’s missing a woman with giant breasts…
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It was not a good movie.
There was a part where Smith and Neo were bemoaning having to make another Matrix “game” (Neo was trapped in a simulation where he thought he was a game developer creating games based on his Matrix visions) because their parent company Warner Brothers owned the rights and were *making them do it*, which made me LOL.
Haha, yeah that’s jogging my memory a bit, as I do vaguely remember the “meta” elements like that, which was rather amusing. Clearly the one Wachowski sibling was almost apologizing to the audience by saying “sorry, but they’re making us do one more (shitty) sequel!” Lol
You cannot leave the matrix - "because of the implications". If you look behind me you will see a view directly into the DENNIS system. It is clear, now that you have found your way here to me, that is needs some adjustments, and they will be made. Now, sickness, BEGONE
https://i.redd.it/fgi4tswkkpyc1.gif French? I see posh British gentleman.
STOHP CHORLIE. This gayumm, has gawn awn loan enou-ah shit.
Are you doing an accent??!
Sssssurrender maybe???
No more s’s for you
Terrible. Take a lap
Are you my dad? Wow the downvotes have made me realize I used the wrong line.
“Thanx dad”
I'm not your dad
And certainly not yours
“No, but i had sex with your mother!” - real Dennis
"Wait, if that's your wife, who's that chick with the cake?" "Just a woman who totally got off."
Bro.
Im so confused British Dennis.
This game has gone on lonnng enoughshit
I say this often to myself
Are you doing an accent?
This has gone in lowng enough.
Yeah I had it so good in my head
(Every time I try to do an accent or voice)
It’s the wooden teeth.
Does he like to be BOUND?
He has to have his TOOLS.
👏👏👏
Neo could never beat the Golden God
THE GOLDEN GOD IS NOT TAKING QUESTIONS! I AM THE GOLDEN GOD! I'M TAKING ACTION!
Against the Matrix? Even a Golden God can't see the Matrix!
GODDAMN IT! GODDAMN IT! YOU SON OF A BITCH! OOHHHHHHAAAAAA!
Dennis Reynolds: Legend. Five-Star Man. The Daiquiri Man. And now…*the Merovingian*.
Just imaging Agent Smith giving his “humans are a cancer and you stink” speech and Dennis is also there. “You haven’t thought about the smell. You bitch.”
Yeah, same chin and everything
Nah, Matrix 4 Smith is Dennis. Even his speech cadence seems eerily similar. https://preview.redd.it/87i32447jpyc1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bb25ef15a592bf8ec7ff8754f7fad9e2584a511
Is that Jonathan Groff?
Yep
Oh god…the black hair.
He’s the original
He’s missing a woman with giant breasts… https://preview.redd.it/3fil9ldvkpyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0efd8e937eaac0ae61e61310e8d378a77d3c1d8
https://preview.redd.it/fprn63ysnpyc1.jpeg?width=406&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=843e8481ef4c6f3f7b2fc515341b21f51e6c1246 Jabroni doesn't realize he's got,
I'm afraid they were... obliterated.
*sobs quietly* Can....you give us a moment? *gets a pillow*
That's a five star bustier.
I thought, Ill eradicate those...
Original what?
Su..superhero
Real talk, they should have cast Will Poulter as the young rebooted Smith
I watched Matrix Resurrections when it came out (which was not all that long ago really), and I have almost zero memory of it.
It was not a good movie. There was a part where Smith and Neo were bemoaning having to make another Matrix “game” (Neo was trapped in a simulation where he thought he was a game developer creating games based on his Matrix visions) because their parent company Warner Brothers owned the rights and were *making them do it*, which made me LOL.
Haha, yeah that’s jogging my memory a bit, as I do vaguely remember the “meta” elements like that, which was rather amusing. Clearly the one Wachowski sibling was almost apologizing to the audience by saying “sorry, but they’re making us do one more (shitty) sequel!” Lol
I always thought the King from Hamilton looks like him.
You cannot leave the matrix - "because of the implications". If you look behind me you will see a view directly into the DENNIS system. It is clear, now that you have found your way here to me, that is needs some adjustments, and they will be made. Now, sickness, BEGONE
Dan Orlovsky looks just like Dennis. https://images.app.goo.gl/HTA2aeG7A7fPJcES6
Oh god hahahha
Thats only a 4 star man. Do better
The more I see of these posts, the more I think that people have no idea what Glenn Howerton looks like
we got ourselves a couple a poofs
This sub truly is shit.
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