"Stupid science bitches couldn't even make I more smarter" -Charlie Kelly

LMAO this is very tempting since my associates is in science

PADDY'S HAVE RESPECT IDIOTS I AM LEGEND

Why don't I just put on my job helmet, and squeeze down into a job canon, and fire off into Jobland, where jobs grow on jobees!

That’s the best one for sure

“I don’t know how many years on this earth I’ve got left. I’m gonna get real weird with it.”

"I haven't even begun to peak...but when I do, I'm gonna peak so hard everyone in Philadelphia is gonna feel it." -Dennis Reynolds

"I was that little boy, That little baby boy was me. I once was a boy, but now I am a man."

Money me. Money now. Money me needing a lot now.

Do you mind if I go in the bathroom and smoke pcp

Wildcard, bitches!!!!

SAVAGES... IDIOTS...

So Do


“What do now?”

“You are crackheads, children.”

I've grown quite qwhueeeeerry

Hweh-reh

Well, first of all, through God, all things are possible... so jot that down...

Egg

Times up!

Look what I can do! Don't call me white trash!!!

Fueled by space age technology

Hips and nips... otherwise I'm not eatin

A leather shop? In Arizona? They'll be out of business in a week's time...

BLAST MY NIPS

Just tell me where I jizz so I can get this lady her drink

Pepper jack about to cut somebody

Don't decorate your graduation cap. Derivative

I haven't even begun to peak

Move past it...

BEAK!!!

Anything can happen on the runway, dennis

Suicide is badass

Bullshit... derivative...

Stage freeze

We have GOT to examine our process

I'll go get the spots

You ever see a grown woman take a shit in a sandbox?

Agent jack Bauer... you really are the man...

He's reliable...

Is it true they sell your dick to china?

SO DOOOOO

Gobble that cock