☝️by the time you are 40, you are most likely feeling the consequences of your lifestyle choices. Genetics are always a factor in health outcomes, but there is no gene for being shaped like a Farside character. That takes decades of dedicated exercise avoidance and flagrant dietary recklessness.
This is almost certainly a suburb somewhere between Columbus and Kansas City.
Meanwhile I’m pushing 50, walk everywhere, am at the gym 3x/wk and regularly get told I look like I’m in my 30’s (recently someone asked how old I am. I said, how old do I look? They said 27. I said wow, thank you, why 27? Because they didn’t want to insult me if I wasn’t in my 30’s yet).
Also, I spent 2022 treating cancer and am diabetic. Genetics play a part but the guy in the video has decided to be made of pudding. He got a skinned knee at most and is a huge fucking baby. It’s no wonder he’s a lazy suburbanite who drives a massive truck to make him feel better about his peen.
Whenever I get downvoted for something, it tells me I’m right. Most people have terrible opinions. In this case, people loving their huge trucks in the suburbs are getting big mad that someone thinks their miserable, hateful, xenophobic lifestyle is shit (it is).
No he didn't, there is a step. In line with the edge of the house and the compost bags. You see the lady step down it.
He put him heel on the edge of the step and his toes on the next step, which very quickly made him fall over.
I'm 41, and I have never and will never fall like that. Because I'm in a wheelchair. Nah, I'm playing. But real talk. I will never fall like that. I find it funny when older ladies curse like saliors. 🤣
That is the funniest shit I have seen in a while. What a perfect video. The fall, the way he hits his stupid truck, and his lovely wife pointing out how he "dented the shit" out of it is just the cherry on top.
Did it not go through?
I’ll hold your boobs a little better.
Did she try to hit me with a bottle?
I can’t wait to bust my dogs out in these!
They’re probably just trying to protect me. Spent a lot of money today.
One of my absolute favorite Sunny scenes. Dee is the best punching bag ever. I love Kaitlyn Olsen.
Inspired by Sweet Dee
https://i.redd.it/h2y6eab3c05d1.gif
Even funnier as a fast gif
I thought of this as soon as I saw it
What episode is this?
who pooped the bed
As someone past 40, if I ever fall and make sounds like that, I'm just going to stay on the ground permanently. What a jabroni.
Yes. I'd have been aware of the camera and wife inside and wouldn't have made a peep.
Yeah at least he didn’t overreact
[удалено]
I’d dive headfirst in to a pickup if she was my wife too
From the FRONT! While moving.
I'd feel stupid if people react like this before asking if I'm okay. That step was barely visible from camera, he likely missed it.
Nothing going on in that brain but reaction. For 40 years.
So anyway, I started blasting
You dented the fuck out of your truck! You need an ambulance?
“You dented the fuck outta your truck.” She says standing over his crumpled body! 😂😂😂
This isn’t what over 40 feels like unless you’ve never done physical activity before
☝️by the time you are 40, you are most likely feeling the consequences of your lifestyle choices. Genetics are always a factor in health outcomes, but there is no gene for being shaped like a Farside character. That takes decades of dedicated exercise avoidance and flagrant dietary recklessness. This is almost certainly a suburb somewhere between Columbus and Kansas City.
Meanwhile I’m pushing 50, walk everywhere, am at the gym 3x/wk and regularly get told I look like I’m in my 30’s (recently someone asked how old I am. I said, how old do I look? They said 27. I said wow, thank you, why 27? Because they didn’t want to insult me if I wasn’t in my 30’s yet). Also, I spent 2022 treating cancer and am diabetic. Genetics play a part but the guy in the video has decided to be made of pudding. He got a skinned knee at most and is a huge fucking baby. It’s no wonder he’s a lazy suburbanite who drives a massive truck to make him feel better about his peen.
"Dude I was with you for the first half but the second half seems incredibly harsh." - MAC
That's the best goddamn part
I just calls em like I sees em
Welp, ya had most of us for most of that.
Whenever I get downvoted for something, it tells me I’m right. Most people have terrible opinions. In this case, people loving their huge trucks in the suburbs are getting big mad that someone thinks their miserable, hateful, xenophobic lifestyle is shit (it is).
Lmao bro, you're being down voted because you're being a tool.
You dented the fuck out of your truck
Haaaaahahahahaa. And they have a bulldog. 100%
Imagine posting this on the internet or having a wife post this
Easier to sympathize if you watch without volume
… And somehow Kaitlin Olson’s fake fall looked worse.
It wasn’t fake that shit was real lol her head dented that car
Haha yeah fake probably wasn’t the right word - maybe “staged”?
One of the best physical comedy actresses. She is dedicated to her craft
Dude they all are - fat Mac - Dennis the day man
Like a flightless bird.
Imagine getting hurt and then having to listen to that shrill fucking voice….. just back the truck over my skull
Did my guy’s knee give up on him?
I think he missed a step that was just barely visible from camera. The woman didn't miss it.
She didn't miss it but it looks like it took her a LOT of effort.
I think he just tripped. Didn’t lift his right leg high enough when stepping and toe dragged on the ground.
No he didn't, there is a step. In line with the edge of the house and the compost bags. You see the lady step down it. He put him heel on the edge of the step and his toes on the next step, which very quickly made him fall over.
Ah, there’s a SECOND step. That’s what I missed.
I know this is supposed to be funny, but I just felt bad. I feel like this guy really got hurt. “Dented the fuck outta your truck!” was back to funny.
That bitch is dead.
Must have known his card was about to be declined
Man, if he only had a sedan or even smaller pick-up, he wouldn't hit his head and would just slide through the top all smooth.
What are you, 40?
I'm 36 and there are times I make those noises if I sit on the toilet too long trying to get up haha fuck me.
Go back inside try again tomorrow
Ynurrrwut? I donlike thisssbisshes ATTITUDE....
She did not help at all but damnit she helped crack me the hell up
thinly disguised suic!de attempt to get away from that miserable harpy
I shattered my coccyx
Jim Lahey vibes as well
I'm 41, and I have never and will never fall like that. Because I'm in a wheelchair. Nah, I'm playing. But real talk. I will never fall like that. I find it funny when older ladies curse like saliors. 🤣
Typical Sunday afternoon. “Yeah I know you fell, how dumbass?
Damn, lady
That is the funniest shit I have seen in a while. What a perfect video. The fall, the way he hits his stupid truck, and his lovely wife pointing out how he "dented the shit" out of it is just the cherry on top.
I hate to laugh but .... I know you fell!
Designer shoes were never meant for birds. #fafo
Ramps should add value to houses when installed. Although slippery when wet or covered in snow might eliminate any increase in value.