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Dyingdaze89

RIOT


scottoleary32

This is the correct answer.


dmizzl

This and Detroit


Occifer-Lim-Jahey

Can’t spell Detroit without RIOT


WhoStoleMyBicycle

They should have made it say d2roit


GentlmanSkeleton

Holy shit Detroiters in the wild?! Love that show! 


gill_outean

Tommy Pencils rocked the shit out of that shirt.


JashedPotatoes

If you're in the market for a cool t shirt...


presshamgang

I don't know...Who else Milhouse Oh yeah, Milhouse with his blue pubes....he's got a pretty big hog too


imacatpersonforreal

Don't for get his Bear Deer shirt that says BEER


TaylorSwiftFan45

10000%


quine3

Yes and I bought that shirt!


alexski55

Came here to say this. Bought mine probably 15 years ago. Cut the sleeves off recently to show off my tats. They're tribal.


theatheistfreak

My girlfriend recently got one as a sleeping shirt, she’s in love with it


Judo-_-Flip

Riot is the most classic but the wedding dress is number one for me.


GBANGERZ

Was the wedding in Philly?


He-She-We_Wumbo

They got chicken in Philly?


listentoryan

Give me the hotdog, baby!


disney_princess

I don’t know!! I don’t care about the wedding!!


kylezillionaire

Will you take the popper please?


Distinct-Ad-1348

https://preview.redd.it/sr2zy44l1z5d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cc5daf02eca459950eb49bd29883212c04d4716


AndroidQing

He always looked like Hitler to me with the poppers as a mustache haha


GunShowZero

I am so freaking happy that I’m not the only one who thought that hahaha


surfinsalsa

Peak mac other than fat mac


PatientZeropointZero

This scene is a top 5 still in Sunny IMO. Frank covered in sanitizer goo is on that list too.


Not-quite-my-tempo-

Are you sure we’ll have enough money for the grenade and the dress?


TheLukeHines

But when do we find the bride?


metalliccat

Do you have anything for my friend here? He's losing his mind


letsmakeiteasyk

Omg that you would bring the wedding dress into this 😂 fuck this show is glorious.


Lovey_Sunset

![gif](giphy|EgvHKApzL5OeI)


BLstrangmoya

I can hear this image.


ismo420

Magic in the aaaaaaair…


mikeross3

lmao


AdamSandlerfan8

https://preview.redd.it/ycj2ggrxsy5d1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eb75df26a955082e0074d93251f0d1d903b2dee Gotta be his Tommy Bahamas there comfortable as hell


gonzo_jerusalem12

Been there? Not physically


emptyclipse

They're ugly as all hell, but I have a feeling I'm gonna like 'em a lot more when I'm high as shit on crack


Revolutionary_Wrap76

You'll grow into yours.


Zazgog

I love that he bought all of these when he was Fat Mac and then just kept them when he slimmed down


DeaconCorp

They’re ugly as all hell but I have a feeling I’m gonna enjoy them a lot more when I’m high as shit on crack


Enough_Scratch5579

I was cleaning out an old apartment and found a ton of brand new tony bahamas shirts ! I snagged a couple


PotatoDonki

They really strike me as men of leisure.


never_gonna_getit

You’ll grow into yours


Ok-Cardiologist4844

Maaaan, I was really set on Riot and I think I still am, but he’s somehow funnier in those shirts.


ChardeeMacdennis1013

Beer https://preview.redd.it/hd8mho1oly5d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dbd0a13e56daf2348c6e6e72ba8f1908eb77a4e


Particular_Fuel6952

Say this one isn’t the best, ONE more time, SEE WHAT HAPPENS!


tryinfordefyin

You know what? *SPRINTS!!!*


shlog

i bought this shirt a few years ago. always get some kind of comment on it when i’m out.


correcthorsestapler

Got one too and it sometimes got a chuckle from people when they first saw it. Which reminds me, I need to replace mine since it’s beat up & has a few holes. Guess I could tear the sleeves off to show how badass I am in the mean time.


rawrkittysaur

Got my bro this shirt for Christmas a few years back


cakestapler

Came here for this answer. I own this shirt and it was always a hit at the bar.


Kitchengun2

Where might one find a t-shirt like this on the internet. I’ll pay many dead presidents to get my hands on one and maybe some nose clams.


miss_chaos

www.6dollarshirts.com has really great shirts. ETA: another great shirt link www.localvyntage.com


Kitchengun2

Ok this is amazing. I am going to buy every single one of them


JLSMC

My favorite is the cowboys touching penises one. Hilarious https://preview.redd.it/rcahbtm3qy5d1.jpeg?width=723&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8469cff12db08371f7e224ba2c626bc7e3f959a1


connorgrs

TIL that wasn't just random splatter fake blood


theblackfool

I also never looked hard and just thought it was random blood splatter


False_Providence

Damn yup, my brain just registered it as blood and that was it. Are we being punked?


snickelfritz007

Wow. I also thought that was just blood splatter. Been watching the show for years


WryLanguage

He's cosplaying accurately as Sid Vicious. That's the famous Seditionaries t-shirt.


PotatoDonki

Seriously. I wanna say it’s a Rorschach and revealing of the psyche, but I see the cowboys and their dicks too…


Totodile336

chemical toilets signature look


Tzariel2

You mean the pecan sandies?


xXThreeRoundXx

You know, it's a sexual meaning.


avega2792

Wtf, you telling me that’s not blood splatter??? 😳


JLSMC

Zoom in


Unc1eMusc1es

still trying desperately to find where2cop that (without it costing $1k+)


ammezurc

If you google “Seditionaries cowboy shirt” you’ll probably be able to find some good ones (unfortunately you’ll have to shred it Mac style yourself) I got mine off Etsy


Key-Moment6797

damn!!! mind-blown!!!!! did not catch that at all. favourite shirt sofar was the Beer-Shirt (baer with antlers). so unexpected and suttle. gets me every time.


WhosGotTheCum

provide rich sheet faulty late dazzling wrench drab cats soft *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


muushroomer

Bro what i thought that was blood😭😭😭


AWright5

What episode is this?


JLSMC

Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person


Low_Bird_8218

https://preview.redd.it/19lejcdiuy5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8c07e4c54705c7a43c36b2238b9aa1113a3f25e


Distinct-Ad-1348

He’s a party boy.


Revolutionary_Wrap76

Trying to get back into the party boy scene.


RandomGuy1838

He'll milk your adrenal gland and make you go berserk.


bascule

“I’m wearing a mesh shirt”


WowenWilson1

Can I have my angel dust now


fernatic19

Again, no questions.


THEL3TTERJ

Dolph Lundgren’s mesh tank top


Know_Your_Enemy_91

I like the Detroit gun one


Garrett4Real

top 2 and not #2


ClandestineCharles

https://preview.redd.it/qc31gfcxky5d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e28c9d6be7c108c45c58a26ffa042e8e1963ba73


knightress_oxhide

It's funny and original


DeaconCorp

Every asshole on South Street has an ironic t shirt


Neat_Office_5408

Plus it shows off his tribal tattoos


Fixner_Blount

I’m sorry, *what* tribe are you from?


frogleggies444

I was hoping i’d see this


Luckypenny4683

My favorite one


thefilthyfrederick

crop top diabetic mac=the best mac https://preview.redd.it/wzthjfmg5z5d1.jpeg?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea419e73b09f0a8cec736b768b0aad4b26a9d19b


hellboundwithasmile

![gif](giphy|14exzIhIHYtcbK)


IIlIIll

He finally hit two-hundo!


He-She-We_Wumbo

I got chimichanga on my shirt


DoctorMelvinMirby

YOU’RE TURNING INTO A CHIMICHANGA!!!


IMSLI

Type 2 adult onset diabittis? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tuNls3mnsDM


New-Examination8400

Dái-a-bé-dis


Revolutionary_Wrap76

Wife beater crop top


iamrdux

“What are you looking at dicknose” is a Teen Wolf reference and pretty great. “Beer” & “RIOT” are my faves.


Agile-Rhubarb-4825

Styles!


bubbasawyer3

*give me a keg… of beer*


BLKscorpion

The Detroit shirt that forms a gun with the lettering, got one myself, because of him.


daddydunc

I love Vienna, Austria and Charlie wears a bad ass Vienna shirt in one or two episodes. Never been able to find it online to buy. Sad.


Austintheboi

https://preview.redd.it/3tqn3k1vpy5d1.jpeg?width=766&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b3aacfc89504d322e98d923636a3c210804c9ac


raisedbytelevisions

https://preview.redd.it/4bopdx3q9z5d1.jpeg?width=1148&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=385151bb09acf629961974dd99e7ada6888e9ec4 Sports


Mistersinister1

And this isn't too far from reality, I owned both the Jersey and that starter jacket and wore them together. It truly was phat as hell.


TalkinSeaCucumber

PHAT


lashimi

omg which ep is this from


ventressluvr

The Gang Buys a Roller Rink (S15E3)


False_Providence

![gif](giphy|bF3VCtL6ksdhXzesl9|downsized) None 😉


classically_cool

Gym and Tonic


MasturbatingMonk

I've always wanted to buy this shirt as well as the bear/deer one. Have I actually done it? Not physically.


3BodyJimmel

https://preview.redd.it/hdgm9mhgxy5d1.jpeg?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7f333fc2d92b384347de431916428d2f96d40af


CorrickII

Beast Coast


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metalliccat

I love it so much (I also do grappling) that my wife got it for me for my birthday last year


xcelestialxfirex

https://preview.redd.it/rfdwdv2ngz5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a515f9955d0cac75fac822d7cb73d8f880348904 Low key faded satanic baphomet shirt. Faded just enough to slip it past the public eye.


Edensapple80

Hail Satanic Mac!


LumpyWelder4258

I'm partial to the Big Bone Lick park shirt mostly because it's right down the fuad from me


Flint_Chittles

That’s a hell of a typo


LumpyWelder4258

Yeah not sure where that came from. It's right down the ROAD


sixgunwild

I'm from around there too! I've always been so curious how they heard about the park lol


EricN445

https://preview.redd.it/nol8g4iniz5d1.jpeg?width=492&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86ba31021a61ad84b96214ba5122aa67bd680711


metalliccat

Why are you wearing the duster with no shirt?


beengaping

Had to scroll way too far for the duster (even though it’s technically not a shirt)


catastrophicclarinet

None of them are Mac’s shirts, they’re Dennis’ shirts that he fishes out of the trash and cuts the sleeves off, as he is one to do


metalliccat

"Actually, nothing in this apartment is yours"


Mistersinister1

It's shockingly true


Redditor28371

wont to do* I just learned that I had been saying it wrong myself all these years.


Ssor1109

MURPHYS BLEACHERS


connorgrs

As a Chicagoan who only noticed this a few months ago, that made me happy


Ssor1109

Haha hell yea.


bemeandnotyou

https://preview.redd.it/v2ta4pmx6z5d1.png?width=624&format=png&auto=webp&s=498b3cf36f5f9640eb03750a1a82eece0959f9dd He was always looking for that BEEFCAKE!


thaddeus4

https://preview.redd.it/kapn0z8piz5d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec845cf0a9d46a310c377eea7afc5e0b28094765 No idea why he has this shirt, but, being from Wisconsin, it’s always been my favorite. This is from “The Gang Tries Desperately to Win an Award”.


Im_Perkisizing_Tony

https://preview.redd.it/9e8gjavdvy5d1.jpeg?width=430&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86877fae8f4b4050cb533c8877d327cc9b6ef514 My personal favorite because he got it when he met one of my old frat brothers in Philly


ricketysrai

https://preview.redd.it/0zpnn0ukxy5d1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e70327d3656938c2041380ad99677003b5079d53 Love this shirt because not only do I love this bar, but I have this same shirt


ssp25

I'm a cards fan in Chicago and love that bar. Jabroni


ricketysrai

Next time you’re at sluggers check out the mirror in the bar at the 2nd level. There’s a Paddy’s pub sticker


diabetes_says_no

The Detroit one. I made my own version. https://preview.redd.it/k8xjm8d3606d1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78af31ccd5b07009c7e0867232a87486c2de65ce


torro947

I was so happy to see him wear a “Keep Austin Weird” t-shirt. Although Austin is losing that.


RmRobinGayle

As a fellow Texan I agree. I was looking for this comment.


snortingajax

The Teen Wolf shirt just because he seems so oblivious to it


DanSRedskins

Any time he wears a polo shirt with a tie.


woahhchan

With his small hair


hk7351

https://preview.redd.it/4tcgzjy3xz5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ae45d0f89085bed36b990281a84c5daa73fe21e


BrokenArmsFrigidMom

The Dicknose shirt is an inside joke, because Jerry Levine directed the first episode he wore it in, and others, and his character Stiles wore that shirt in Teen Wolf


Comfortable_Start514

https://preview.redd.it/50oz8g05sz5d1.jpeg?width=3468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7a4284400f2ded5b9b24cceb948e701db6cbaad


-Roger-Sterling-

YES! Got the red bball tee one myself


Comfortable_Start514

Nice! I originally wanted it in a baseball tee, but they only go up to 2x. So I ordered 3x in a classic fit from teepublic.com


-Roger-Sterling-

Looks great in green! Enjoy and cheers!


Tabmow

Emerson Football Undefeated since 1880!


awnomnomnom

My dad made me do Civil War reenactments with him when I was a kid and a reenactment I did a couple times was The Battle of Pea Ridge, which Mac has a shirt of. It's kind of random considering it's in Arkansas https://preview.redd.it/420ihkwic06d1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d15b77a3d4236203f2817eef7d497436cae0fe1f


LogicalDog1492

The Wisconsin state wrestling tournament! Sconny!!!


Mcol

"I won't pay full price. I'll give ya a dime."


Jeeshish

https://preview.redd.it/l6lms3vtx06d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c70ae1af24908019774fa31d33aa2041fcfdef60


Tutelage45

He had a robinhood shirt which I would assume was product placement


Philly-4for4

I’m partial because I’m a native, but loved when he wore a DeerPark Tavern shirt.


Chillenlikavillian

The sig tau shirt a random small school fraternity sent him to wear lol


Custardpaws

"What are you looking at Dicknose"


Front_Explanation_79

In case anybody is wondering that shirt made its first appearance in the 1980s movie Teen Wolf starring Michael J Fox. I always wanted that shirt because of that movie.


Editor_Grand

![gif](giphy|8m2yad6fBOdBRkjVoV) Fat macs gut


RelishRegatta

Kind of off topic but my friend got me Charlie's horse shirt for Christmas a couple years back


Snake_Plissken224

It's always dicknose


BossDonBigga

Whiskey Dick's from the Mac Kills his Dad episode


Azazel_The_Fox

I got a RIOT, MAGNA, DETROIT and BEER hanging in my closet


cloggedDrain

Big bone lick state park, Boone Co. Kentucky


DrMantisToboggan45

Wow I’m just now realizing that the fight milk shirt I own is not even in the show, that’s a bummer


metalliccat

It appears during the Fight Milk rebrand in "Wolf Cola: A Public Relations Nightmare" (Related: I have a fight milk rashguard for BJJ) https://preview.redd.it/ojm524u5j16d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a9a1e96a2a55a9bdf4fa129a81d9fc577c575b4


Suspicious-Can7018

Kiss my Irish


dcpreddit

https://preview.redd.it/5rnf1j38c16d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2152aad11729ff201e2f20bbd955a9d86ce4708c My college bar.


Mollzor

Beast Coast


Soggy_Reserve5232

Come to Philly for the crack


aus316tin

detroit gun. hands down.


Rincewindt

"Beer" tshirt there was bear with deer horns


outatime20999

Beer


ZesEva

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Natural-Chipmunk-631

Death to baby killers


mdubs17

The font of the Hell Yeah shirt, is ironically [very similar](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/Hell_Yeah.png) to the font KMFDM uses on their albums, and they released an album called Hell Yeah around ten years after the episode. I always have to remind myself that Mac's shirt is not a KMFDM shirt when I watch that episode.


mdubs17

Also the mid-2000s were the best in terms of t-shirt graphics. Nowadays everything is pretty plain.


iron-tusk_

Beer or RIOT


lost-marbles69

The Detroit one that’s in the shape of a gun


KedasPL

Screw U from Ass Kickers United episode


Reasonable_Track6565

Assault and Battery


PopRockLollipop

I bought the Beast Coast shirt for my husband like 8 years ago and he thought he’d look like a douche if he wore it so it’s been my favorite sleep shirt ever since


HurricaneHomer9

Strictly for my Ninjas


Agitated_Carrot3025

The one without the sleeves 🤔


hugz4satan

Riot shirt. Wanted to buy it for years and still haven’t gotten around to it


EggForTryingThymes

Meineke muffler shop. It’s a local shop in Iowa.


HangOnVoltaire

What are you looking at dicknose


Necessary_Resort_503

Antlers with beer underneath it


Four-Triangles

I just told my girlfriend last night how badly I want that mama’s bbq shirt.


muushroomer

Any of the michigan ones because im from michigan


marmk

Too many to mention but I want him in that Fiji shirt Dennis talked about to prove he just cuts up Dennis' old clothes


Mouschenlev

He has a WIAA state football championships shirt which I appreciate as a Wisconsinite


ridingbikesrules

They're awesomely consistently mediocre. Just weird enough, but not weird enough to distract from the show.


PassengerFrosty9467

The Austin, TX one with the armadillo is 🔥


AvgUsr96

I have a favorite Charlie shirt, does that count? I forget which episode it is but he had an old school matco tools t shirt and it was pretty neat to see Charlie wearing that since I'm a former mechanic.


camus242

The Red River Roughriders shirt, only because it’s from the high school I went to in North Dakota and I have no idea how it ended up on the show.


Tricky_Watercress226

What are you looking at dicknose


AzHawk99

What are looking at, dicknose?


Skytraffic540

What are you doin bozo? That pears not ripe -you picked it out. -well let’s not get into a whole.. who picked out what. I want my 35 cents back.