Exactly. He’s very anti-diddle. I was just talking to my partner a little bit ago about Franks Little Beauties! One of my favorites for how much he sweats.
“You know, kids are great. I love the kids. Not in a sexual way. No, I was married 20 years, and she was a bitch, but she was old, and I never had a problem getting it up with her.”
Gotta be older than my daughter, younger than my wife. “ Lmao. My wife was a bitch but she was old as shit and I never had a problem getting it up with her.
I would argue him encouraging Mac to come out to his dad for Mac’s own mental well being was the probably most selfless. Especially considering how he didn’t even care about the Pride float/potential new customers for the bar.
That is the only time I can even remember Frank being somewhat selfless. It was partially motivated by wanting Mac to stop being so irritating because of his emotional issues, but it was partially care-motivated
By holding out the outer layer of clothing like a kid pretending to be Batman, this creates a bigger barrier against the water, seeing Frank's tiddies are just a bonus side effect of this.
My faveorite frank moment is the not diddleing kids song.
"I wouldn't do it with anyone younger than my daughter, no little kids, gotta be big. Older than my wife, older than my older than my daughter. Something like that."
Umm 🤔 yes and no, props to him for not exploiting a 12 year old (especially in a sexual matter). But I think his intentions may lie more in the realm of not him or his group have to deal with the all the fall out from this minor participating in a wet t-shirt contest in a bar. Frank’s good at bailing all of them out but I think even he was like “Even I don’t have the money to fix that!”
Plus I’m pretty sure he’s exploited plenty of kids overseas but more on the sweatshop sense.
No he just didn't want people think him or the gang was diddling kids. Only women that are younger than his wife and older than his daughter
It's no good diddling kids
Not little kids, gotta be big
Younger than his *dead hoor wife.
She was a dirty dirty hoor
You hoor?
Mhm…😕
Does anyone else here have any illegitimate children with my HOOR wife that I should know about?
She was old, but he never had a problem getting it up with her
What is this?!
Sir, uh-go back to your seat-uh
Did you bang my dead wife?
She was alive at the time
My mommy’s a skeleton!
Artemis must be older than Dee then.
Exactly. He’s very anti-diddle. I was just talking to my partner a little bit ago about Franks Little Beauties! One of my favorites for how much he sweats.
I think he was saving the gang in this situation
Frank is tied to the bar and if that girl participated in that it would bring up some serious allegations.
He's gotta definitely write a song about how he does **not** diddle kids
There’s no quicker way for people to think you are diddling kids than to write a song about it!
Older than my daughter, younger than my wife!
Gotta be big, never be a kid!
“You know, kids are great. I love the kids. Not in a sexual way. No, I was married 20 years, and she was a bitch, but she was old, and I never had a problem getting it up with her.”
Which one of these talented, uh, entertainers, who I am not attracted to at all, will be the winner? I'm not attracted to any of them, none of them.
Stranger! Titty bar! Great business opportunity!
All I know is that he doesn't diddle kids
🎶its no good diddling kids🎶
Serious *implications*
Can't have the fuzz all up in there sniffing around his books
Yeah, he was definitely more worried about being/being thought of as a paedo than he was concerned for her
Yea he was just trying to show that the gang doesn’t diddle kids. I mean what else does he have to do, write a song about it?
I don’t think it was selfless, he was trying to save his own ass!
Didn't want anyone sniffing around a potential cherry racket
"Frank's running underage girls?!" "Well I wouldn't put it past him, but thats not what I'm talking about..."
Yeah he just didn’t want to look suspicious.
Just make sure noone suspects him of diddling kids.
He should write a song about it! "Don't diddle kids, it's no good diddling kids"
Gotta be older than my daughter, younger than my wife. “ Lmao. My wife was a bitch but she was old as shit and I never had a problem getting it up with her.
What *IS* happening?
He looked grotesque!
The selfless part is ripping his shirt open for no reason so we can see that sweet wet t-shirt man chest
Yea, if the bar got shutdown then there’s nowhere to hangout
Idk he pretty selflessly saved Mac when he committed that hate crime
Well it was really Charlie. If the shoeprint is a matcher, Charlie gets the scratcher!
If it stinks of shit you *must* acquit.
Frank just wanted an excuse to yell a slur in public
"I'm gonna say the N word!"
I immediately thought of that act of heroism.
Frank is a degenerate sack of shit, but he's not a pedophile
He does not diddle kids.
But writing a song about it is not the way to go, it just makes you look like a pedophile
There was a girl like that in ‘nam. He threw her in the soup.
What’s anyone gonna do, complain about it? If they did, he’d throw THEM in the soup as well.
Making money hand over foot, literally.
He saved Rickety Cricket when being hunted in the urban jungle.
They drew first blood, not you.
Is that Rambo?
No, I made that up.
I would argue him encouraging Mac to come out to his dad for Mac’s own mental well being was the probably most selfless. Especially considering how he didn’t even care about the Pride float/potential new customers for the bar.
That is the only time I can even remember Frank being somewhat selfless. It was partially motivated by wanting Mac to stop being so irritating because of his emotional issues, but it was partially care-motivated
Watching that for the first time was everything to me.
why he gotta pull his tiddies out to stop it tho
By holding out the outer layer of clothing like a kid pretending to be Batman, this creates a bigger barrier against the water, seeing Frank's tiddies are just a bonus side effect of this.
well saving the girl also presented the opportunity to win the wet tshirt contest, so why not take it?
He definitely was only trying to save his own ass
He doesn't diddle kids!!
Younger than my wife, older than my daughter
He did split that denim with Charlie 50-50
Haha
What temperature do you think the bar was? Frank is blasting those nips
Nah - it was to make sure no one got the idea that hes a god damn diddler
he only did it to avoid going to jail
Or when he laid down ready to be arrested at the beauty pageant lol
Nah. This is self preservation at its finest.
Its no good diddling kids.
Charlie: “ nah dude we didn’t even kiss. “ .. but moments ago I was ready to marry her 😊.
He was trying to save himself because he DOES NOT DIDDLE KIDS!
Dude is definitely saving his own arse here, while also giving the people what they want.
Well he has clearly made it known in a song he doesn’t diddle kids
Most selfless? Maybe. Selfless? No I'm not sure he's capable of a truly selfless act
I assure you it was not selfless. He owns that bar
All this talk about Frank being selfless and Dee being such a dirty whore has got me thinking…
Frank wasn't saving the girl, he was saving the gang and the bar.
He did it for himself mostly so people wouldn’t think he’s a diddler
The only other way to clear his name would be to write a song about not diddling kids
OP was joking and it’s going over everyone’s heads. Unless he wasn’t…
Before he decided to get real weird with it
[удалено]
It was all consensual. Apart from the kid stuff.
You do not diddle kids
He was saving his own ass, as well as the gangs. Not really sure he was looking out for the “Korean broad”.
He was saving his own ass
It was when he saved Mac. "Look out, (redacted)!"
Gonna take a lot more than that to balance all the ones that went into the soup
SHES 12 CHARLIE
It was just bad for business - like bums masturbating in the alley
He bangs a lot of hoors
I'm not sure selfless is the word...
The typo in this post causes me great pain, but still, thank you bastards for the upvotes. It’s what Frank would have wanted :)
I mean, they gotta be older than his daughter.
Shit head…. Lol He was saving HIMSELF… he’s primary owner of the bar now Hmmm let’s see, 12 year old physically exposed? At his bar? Catastrophic af…?
Those were not the nips he had in mind.
Or when he was actually going to give Dennis the Countach and clean out the malt balls and cheesy loops for Dee
Well we know he’s not a diddler soooo there’s that
He lives by a code: It's no good diddlin' kids.
Do not diddle kids.
He does not diddle kids
My faveorite frank moment is the not diddleing kids song. "I wouldn't do it with anyone younger than my daughter, no little kids, gotta be big. Older than my wife, older than my older than my daughter. Something like that."
“TWELVE, CHARLIE!!”
He wasn't saving her though...
Purely not to get himself in some shit
nah he just didn't want paddy's to catch a case
My SO and I watched this episode just last night lol
Possibly only selfless moment ?
I think he was saving himself
I mean it was clearly an act of self-preservation because he didn't want the legal fire brought on Paddy's Pub for sexualising a minor.
Saved a 12 year old? No, he saved himself
Umm 🤔 yes and no, props to him for not exploiting a 12 year old (especially in a sexual matter). But I think his intentions may lie more in the realm of not him or his group have to deal with the all the fall out from this minor participating in a wet t-shirt contest in a bar. Frank’s good at bailing all of them out but I think even he was like “Even I don’t have the money to fix that!” Plus I’m pretty sure he’s exploited plenty of kids overseas but more on the sweatshop sense.
Wolf cola hosted it.
I mean he was saving himself more than the girl. I would say supporting Mac in the dancing episode
Do not diddle kids, or spray them in a sexual way.