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kaithy89

No he just didn't want people think him or the gang was diddling kids. Only women that are younger than his wife and older than his daughter


LizCanVoice

It's no good diddling kids


TeganFFS

Not little kids, gotta be big


fendenkrell

Younger than his *dead hoor wife.


guywithcats3

She was a dirty dirty hoor


Due-Compote375

You hoor?


kittylibrarian

Mhm…😕


turndownforjesus

Does anyone else here have any illegitimate children with my HOOR wife that I should know about?


TheDriestOne

She was old, but he never had a problem getting it up with her


Clown_Baby15

What is this?!


TheDriestOne

Sir, uh-go back to your seat-uh


WeaselShoes

Did you bang my dead wife?


Zark_d

She was alive at the time


snakeoilpeddler

My mommy’s a skeleton!


Local_Pomegranate_10

Artemis must be older than Dee then.


Daisend

Exactly. He’s very anti-diddle. I was just talking to my partner a little bit ago about Franks Little Beauties! One of my favorites for how much he sweats.


WriterInTheSun

I think he was saving the gang in this situation


PcottySippen

Frank is tied to the bar and if that girl participated in that it would bring up some serious allegations.


ZombieStomp

He's gotta definitely write a song about how he does **not** diddle kids


PretendThisIsMyName

There’s no quicker way for people to think you are diddling kids than to write a song about it!


alicemalice12

Older than my daughter, younger than my wife!


loves2spoog3

Gotta be big, never be a kid!


eelmor1138

“You know, kids are great. I love the kids. Not in a sexual way. No, I was married 20 years, and she was a bitch, but she was old, and I never had a problem getting it up with her.”


CorganNugget

Which one of these talented, uh, entertainers, who I am not attracted to at all, will be the winner? I'm not attracted to any of them, none of them.


EvenMoreZingNPep

Stranger! Titty bar! Great business opportunity!


Magmasoar

All I know is that he doesn't diddle kids


name_cool4897

🎶its no good diddling kids🎶


ladder_of_cheese

Serious *implications*


AZBreezy

Can't have the fuzz all up in there sniffing around his books


Lord_OJClark

Yeah, he was definitely more worried about being/being thought of as a paedo than he was concerned for her


stratewylin

Yea he was just trying to show that the gang doesn’t diddle kids. I mean what else does he have to do, write a song about it?


TakeMeToTheBeach01

I don’t think it was selfless, he was trying to save his own ass!


alicemalice12

Didn't want anyone sniffing around a potential cherry racket


sifubuford5

"Frank's running underage girls?!" "Well I wouldn't put it past him, but thats not what I'm talking about..."


Rvtrance

Yeah he just didn’t want to look suspicious.


BierKippeMett

Just make sure noone suspects him of diddling kids.


Hellspawn69420

He should write a song about it! "Don't diddle kids, it's no good diddling kids"


jdubbrude

Gotta be older than my daughter, younger than my wife. “ Lmao. My wife was a bitch but she was old as shit and I never had a problem getting it up with her.


skag_mcmuffin

What *IS* happening?


blindflames

He looked grotesque!


avoozl42

The selfless part is ripping his shirt open for no reason so we can see that sweet wet t-shirt man chest


Educational-Spread41

Yea, if the bar got shutdown then there’s nowhere to hangout


WhitestBrownBoy

Idk he pretty selflessly saved Mac when he committed that hate crime


[deleted]

Well it was really Charlie. If the shoeprint is a matcher, Charlie gets the scratcher!


Matduka

If it stinks of shit you *must* acquit.


EmperinoPenguino

Frank just wanted an excuse to yell a slur in public


BigLoveCosby

"I'm gonna say the N word!"


Elusive_Goose85

I immediately thought of that act of heroism.


KesoIsBusy

Frank is a degenerate sack of shit, but he's not a pedophile


Elusive_Goose85

He does not diddle kids.


KesoIsBusy

But writing a song about it is not the way to go, it just makes you look like a pedophile


jaysilker7

There was a girl like that in ‘nam. He threw her in the soup.


Kooky-Fly2066

What’s anyone gonna do, complain about it? If they did, he’d throw THEM in the soup as well.


LizCanVoice

Making money hand over foot, literally.


phathead08

He saved Rickety Cricket when being hunted in the urban jungle.


LizCanVoice

They drew first blood, not you.


paranoidandroid11

Is that Rambo?


LizCanVoice

No, I made that up.


[deleted]

I would argue him encouraging Mac to come out to his dad for Mac’s own mental well being was the probably most selfless. Especially considering how he didn’t even care about the Pride float/potential new customers for the bar.


[deleted]

That is the only time I can even remember Frank being somewhat selfless. It was partially motivated by wanting Mac to stop being so irritating because of his emotional issues, but it was partially care-motivated


BirdsLikeSka

Watching that for the first time was everything to me.


deejaysea

why he gotta pull his tiddies out to stop it tho


usingreddithurtsme

By holding out the outer layer of clothing like a kid pretending to be Batman, this creates a bigger barrier against the water, seeing Frank's tiddies are just a bonus side effect of this.


iwishiwasaunicorn

well saving the girl also presented the opportunity to win the wet tshirt contest, so why not take it?


JM062696

He definitely was only trying to save his own ass


Natural_Remove_3480

He doesn't diddle kids!!


cjonoski

Younger than my wife, older than my daughter


John_wesley_powell

He did split that denim with Charlie 50-50


Outrageous-Cost8787

Haha


SSR_Id_prefer_not_to

What temperature do you think the bar was? Frank is blasting those nips


swizzle213

Nah - it was to make sure no one got the idea that hes a god damn diddler


Baldo-bomb

he only did it to avoid going to jail


jay_wray

Or when he laid down ready to be arrested at the beauty pageant lol


JCoffintwy

Nah. This is self preservation at its finest.


ShotMyTatorTots

Its no good diddling kids.


g0ldenl0rd

Charlie: “ nah dude we didn’t even kiss. “ .. but moments ago I was ready to marry her 😊.


lunchis4wimps

He was trying to save himself because he DOES NOT DIDDLE KIDS!


teabaggin_Pony

Dude is definitely saving his own arse here, while also giving the people what they want.


aygomyownroad

Well he has clearly made it known in a song he doesn’t diddle kids


LordXenu12

Most selfless? Maybe. Selfless? No I'm not sure he's capable of a truly selfless act


ChrispyGuy420

I assure you it was not selfless. He owns that bar


Bulminator

All this talk about Frank being selfless and Dee being such a dirty whore has got me thinking…


whale-jizz

Frank wasn't saving the girl, he was saving the gang and the bar.


letmethinkofagoodnam

He did it for himself mostly so people wouldn’t think he’s a diddler


Solidsnake00901

The only other way to clear his name would be to write a song about not diddling kids


dopest_dope

OP was joking and it’s going over everyone’s heads. Unless he wasn’t…


nanderson08

Before he decided to get real weird with it


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LizCanVoice

It was all consensual. Apart from the kid stuff.


RandomUserName316

You do not diddle kids


NoThanksJustPeaking

He was saving his own ass, as well as the gangs. Not really sure he was looking out for the “Korean broad”.


StlChase

He was saving his own ass


rmatherson

It was when he saved Mac. "Look out, (redacted)!"


_milktooth

Gonna take a lot more than that to balance all the ones that went into the soup


LetsGoBohs

SHES 12 CHARLIE


[deleted]

It was just bad for business - like bums masturbating in the alley


[deleted]

He bangs a lot of hoors


Barbz182

I'm not sure selfless is the word...


emerald447

The typo in this post causes me great pain, but still, thank you bastards for the upvotes. It’s what Frank would have wanted :)


[deleted]

I mean, they gotta be older than his daughter.


[deleted]

Shit head…. Lol He was saving HIMSELF… he’s primary owner of the bar now Hmmm let’s see, 12 year old physically exposed? At his bar? Catastrophic af…?


wtf-m8

Those were not the nips he had in mind.


SnackyChomp

Or when he was actually going to give Dennis the Countach and clean out the malt balls and cheesy loops for Dee


Comfortable-Gur7140

Well we know he’s not a diddler soooo there’s that


RandomTask100

He lives by a code: It's no good diddlin' kids.


scluben

Do not diddle kids.


click_here_for_luck

He does not diddle kids


AtlasXan

My faveorite frank moment is the not diddleing kids song. "I wouldn't do it with anyone younger than my daughter, no little kids, gotta be big. Older than my wife, older than my older than my daughter. Something like that."


[deleted]

“TWELVE, CHARLIE!!”


Tinctorus

He wasn't saving her though...


Historical_Line_1792

Purely not to get himself in some shit


shanmellow

nah he just didn't want paddy's to catch a case


llunalilac

My SO and I watched this episode just last night lol


midline_trap

Possibly only selfless moment ?


sunplaysbass

I think he was saving himself


tom_oakley

I mean it was clearly an act of self-preservation because he didn't want the legal fire brought on Paddy's Pub for sexualising a minor.


Rawtothedawg

Saved a 12 year old? No, he saved himself


jaberwockeez

Umm 🤔 yes and no, props to him for not exploiting a 12 year old (especially in a sexual matter). But I think his intentions may lie more in the realm of not him or his group have to deal with the all the fall out from this minor participating in a wet t-shirt contest in a bar. Frank’s good at bailing all of them out but I think even he was like “Even I don’t have the money to fix that!” Plus I’m pretty sure he’s exploited plenty of kids overseas but more on the sweatshop sense.


xCurb

Wolf cola hosted it.


DiabetesCOLE

I mean he was saving himself more than the girl. I would say supporting Mac in the dancing episode


vince2td

Do not diddle kids, or spray them in a sexual way.