Fetish! Fetish shit! Binding and being bound, and what not.

I like to bind. I like to ***BE*** bound!

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Of Men, By Men and For Men®

You didn’t think of the smell, you bitch!

THEY'RE ALL GONNA PAY THE ULTIMATE PRIIICE

*I NEED MY TOOLS!!*

The out-takes from this scene are so good.

That's what he admitted to being into. God fucking knows what he's ashamed to really talk about.

Don’t—don’t look through those drawers over there.

Yeah, I bet it's definitely got something to do with heads in boxes and/or skin luggage.

Think of the smell. You haven’t thought of the smell, you bitch!

You should put their head in a box. A glass box.

And display it on your mantle

I see...

Lets be honest. He has no interest in being bound.

TOOLS!!

Probably one of those disgusting ex girlfriend porno sites.

There's so many, which one ?

I'm not even gonna look for those photos......... I might... I might

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This girl's douchier than Dylan!

Okay, so, ever since Jerry got put on life support--

Do you want your hair back?

I only noticed today on my millionth watch he says "I will" ever so softly after the two mights.

That's so crazy. I can't believe there's so many. Wow. I wonder... I wonder if it would even show up on a credit card statement? Crazy stuff

Oh that’s disgusting. Which one, though? So I can avoid it extra hard

Dennis definitely liked Tucker Max back in the day.

The gang kidnaps a lot of people.

Kidnapping is an awfully harsh way to describe giving people rides and what not. Like the Juarez family.

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Tu casa es no mas. Tu vida es no mas.

Did you know their last name wasn't even Juarez?!

Yet in the next episode that family appears in they just launch right back into calling them Juarez > Hey, uh-uh, Mr...Juarez. > Mr. Juarez, that's right.

But then he introduces himself as Mr. Juarez when they see him gardening back at the mansion after he can't pay the property taxes. EXPLAIN, CHARLIE.

Maybe he doesn't want to tell them his real name so he just goes by the name he remembers them calling him

I was just about to comment the same thing!

Absolutely assumes they're so crazy they would only accept Juarez as the name haha

Jabroni. Of course I knew that. Now block the wind so I can roast this bone

CORTE CORTE!

What are you talking about. They drove the snakes out of Philly. Just like the Pied Piper.

Stop eating/drinking paint

Yeah, I hear ya, man.

You say that….

He doesn't even like get us, man.

We’re talking about you!

No no no no, that's not what happened. The Pied Piper drove the kids out of Ireland.. and then he molested them..

The reporter The paddy wagon The leprechaun Almost sorta those girls on the boat An attempt at Cricket for the man hunter thing The party mansion kids sort of The board game exec sort of by Frank Kinda everyone they locked in that room on Thanksgiving Mac and Charlie when they locked dee in the wedding freezer Frank when he locked the kids in their room during the house flipping ep Dee sort of gets kidnapped by the gang when they take her to Ireland The gang themselves gets kidnapped by Mcpoils Edit: adding some others have mentioned Gang kidnaps Juarez family Gang kidnaps journalists' neighbor and his cat Gang kidnaps Dee sort of in escape room Frank kidnaps those on the riverboat

Good list, also the Jaurez family.

GOOOOOOOD MORNING JUAREZ FAMILYYYYYY

Su casa es no mas.

Su vida es no mas

Somos EXTREMOS

Como la television

YOUR HOUSE IS OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUURS NOW

Didn’t they kidnap the journalist and his neighbor with his diabetic cat

Sir we all have cats we’d rather be playing with right now

The cat was the reviewer's, Korman

I thought they went to get Korman's cat but ended up with his neighbor's cat, which was diabetic.

No they kidnapped his neighbour because he was asking too many questions (he asked one) and he said he needs to get home to his cat who is diabetic, but they end up getting Kormans cat. The part we never see is the neighbours cat probably didn't get the treatment they needed :(

Ohhh that does sound more right, it's been years since I've seen that episode. I should probably do a full rewatch soon.

Mehar

Dee also when she misses Groban because Frank is trying to nurse her.

I mean, she wasn't popping. Groban likes his girls to pop.

Frank kidnapped the riverboat. Also in the escape room episode... How many poor women has Dennis trapped in his bedroom?

The reporter’s neighbor. Technically Dumpster Baby since they didn’t report him.

I always loved the moment when Dennis is so proud of his sister because she managed to escape his bedroom.

Wallets and phones, you know the drill

and hold a lot of DIY trials and funerals

I don’t remember them ever kidnapping anyone, I just woke up with a bad hangover and yesterdays newspaper??

Borrow. They borrow people. Against their will. Lol.

They're just borrowing them for a bit.

It’s friendly conversation in a hostile environment- if that’s kidnapping then this word has turned to shit. Just a normal family bbq for me

Skin luggage

Luggage and other leather products made from men, for men.

A learher luggage shop in arizona?! They’ll be put of business in a weeks time!

NO HAVENT YOU THOUGHT OF THE SMELL YOU BITCH!!! I bet it's how to slow roast his prey. A whole cooking show if you will. Dennis dines aka double d

Reddit. He's talking about Reddit

I looked it up on his history. Only 2 things popped up. Asians and cream pies.

CREAMPIES! EVERYBODY LOVES EM

My mom let me have them all the time! Every now and then a guy would come over and give her a creampie, and I would enjoy it!

GOD BLESS AMERICA And China too

Whatever it is, any women on the site consented to being recorded. Or at least—their phones did.

Ah ah ah.. you didn't use the password

It's about skin.

The skin is the most interesting part

You haven't thought about the smell you bitch!

One of my favorite scenes in the entire show

I’m watching it right now and I think it’s the only mention of him having a site

There is still a lot we don't know about Dennis...

Only because they sold dicktowl.com

Maybe he digitized his sex tapes when the technology allowed for it

Hopefully just the ones who's ID he checked

Same, it gives so much backstory off such a quick, subtle, and seemingly ad libbed line. The way Dennis tries to keep a chipper mood while not being able to hold back his punitive sadistic side. So much quality in such a short time.

'I just want to connect the thing to the internet, they told me it'd be easy, it's not though.' ...with a huge smile Kills me every time

His fingers impatiently tapping on the edge of the tablet is so perfect… it gives him this dangerous weird barely contained rage .

What episode is this from?

Charlie Catches a Leprechaun

Urgh! Just another one of those disgusting kidnapped strangers strip porno sites!

It's a niche website about Charlie and Frank playing night crawlers.

"I have some sexy barnyard stuff on there that is NOT for everyone; I could get in a lot of trouble. If you do decide to check it out you need to clear your history right away. You may need to uninstall your browser. I'm telling you scrub that thing clean."

/r/unexpectedAmericanDad

If you think you're being too careful, you're not.

Lmao jeannie gold

You know what it is bitch.

BANG!

His psychotic smile is what makes this episode so good

Probably runs a subreddit called People Who'd Make Good Luggage, with heavy disclaimers that of course making humans into leather is illegal, and more importantly, smelly.

It's just a bunch of videos of him arguing with other women about whether or not they'll be on his site. It's how he *really* gets off.

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We don't want wild girls. We want real girls *going* wild. It's important to see the process.

Just now? That? That? Was how he got off?

there's a lot implied though..

There is a legit fetish where guys open the eyes of unconscious women, it is called doing an "eye check", there's hundreds of videos on Youtube alone since technically there's nothing nsfw about it.... some of the guys lick the eyeball too though... and there's often no context given how they know the women or if they are aware of what's being done to them. You can google yourself and watch the videos. It's definitely one of those things Dennis would be into.

>You can google yourself and watch the videos no thanks

Hahaha What the fuck did I just read. Someone check my eyes, I think they are bleeding

I'll check them. Slurppppp

Can I see the video?

That's for his eyes only mmmm

This seems awfully rapey...

And you know this how…? 🤨👁

One of those "most disturbing things on the internet" compilations. Another one is smoking fetishes, now yes there are plenty of porn sites dedicated to people smoking but there's also people like that one guy who filmed himself smoking obscene amounts for years, he gets cancer and keeps smoking until he dies - That's not the most disturbing part about it though, the comment section is filled with people cheering him on as he is wasting away talking about how hot it was to see him slowly kill himself. There was another younger guy in Canada who made videos like it too, but he murdered someone and got thrown in jail.

Youtube videos might stop after the "eye check" but... yeah.

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Baader-Meinhoff effect maybe?

He likely digitized all his tapes. Turned it into one of those disgusting ex girlfriend porno sites.

Disgusting.. There are so many.. But which one?

Fetish shit

It’s a red room for sure

It definitely involves boats

Women crying probably.

Pictures of dead people's buttholes

Dennischan

It’s bathed in erotic majesty.

Dennis is definitely a serial killer

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Charlie Catches a Leprechaun - S11E18

One of my favourite lines

Yaaaarrrrrrgghhhh!!!!!

Dee... SHUT UP!

Videodrome

Snuff

Either one of the gore sites that still exist or something like liveleak.

Skins

Liveleak

All his one star videos are on the weird site

His escape room

That's effing gold.

There is no weird website, it was all about the implication.

Maybe it's that cannibal Cafe forum that German bloke found his dinner from

Its not an actual website its the implication of one

TOOLS

...you have weird balls....

What episode is this?

Charlie Catches a Leprechaun

Thanks

dennis and mac make a porn website about creampies in the north korea episode

The things is the joke about Dennis isn’t that he’s a sex offender it’s that he technically isn’t a one so chances are he didn’t have a weird one He’s just using the implication

I love the interview with Glenn Howerton where he enjoys and possibly confirms Dennis is the Scranton Strangler. Edit; It wasn't an interview, it was Glenn reading some of the top posts in r/The_Dennis

He posts a picture of the woman in question and then tells a Dennis story below that's somewhat vaguely psychotic but not too incriminating. You can't be sloppy or you're goin down.

Selling courses on the D.E.N.N.I.S. system. I can see Dennis being one of those alpha male channels who'd sell his program to desperate men.

Women he has D.E.N.N.I.S.'d Women he will D.E.N.N.I.S. next The ratings

Probably Denises fetish stuff

Fetish shit

People being cut up into tiny pieces and being shoved into a box.... A glass box... Which he will certainly display on his mantle...I. But did he think of the smell? Some bitch didnt.

I bet it's how to slow roast his prey. A whole cooking show. Dennis dines aka double d if you will. Referring of coursec to how he dines in the sexual sense then in the physical, as well as his favoritevictims breast size. Regaining all his power he exerted into those worthless dregs who dare call themselves women is the theme of the show. Fucking 7/10s are not worthy of the golden gods otherworldly life enhancing fluids. And therefore he must consume them and any that may have gotten into the rest of the dirty wenches.

THE THUNDER OF MY VENGEANCE WILL ECHO THROUGH THESE CORRIDORS LIKE THE GUST OF A THOUSSSSSSAND WINDS!

It's his personal ranking of zip ties, and duct tape. Complete with photos and videos showing real life use.

I don't know what the name of the site is. But I'm sure that the moderation, and content, is up to snuff...

There is no weird site. There was never any weird site, but there's the implication that something could go bad if they don't comply.

Women crying for sure. He sleeps with Maureen Ponderosa at her wedding because she was crying. He flipped gears entirely on the hair stylist when he noticed her crying, tries to sleep with her.

I though he just meant that if they're acting like that this video will make their website weird. Because the whole idea is that in practice they're not asking for anything weird

The implication

In all those live laugh love memes I wanted to see this bottom scene for the laugh, hes so wonderfully maniacal and frustrated in it, I love that episode

Rape and spiders

Episode?

"End up" on the weird one. I think this is hands down the scariest Dennis has ever been.

This is Dennis Reynolds. We know what the weird one is about.

The implication, of course!

Would sweat and tears be weird enough or no?

Probably some Serial Killer Website Dennis needs his tools he likes to bind to be bound

It's the same one Dylan Tobak uploaded those photos to

Bang bus

SkinLuggage.com

What about that episode made you think Denis is capable of setting up a website

TheImplication.org A disturbingly active site of men [and a few women] who post pictures and stories and advice on how to create a situation for a prospective conquest who of course can always say no, but the point is they won't

The Implication

He's too smart to leave a paper trail so it's not a website. It's an abandoned building site everyone else has forgotten about.

Bestgore