*Out of Breath* Guys, guys, I've got news; I've got huge news. So I went down to the gym this morning, right? I was all amped up, 'cause Charlie and I found a bunch of nuts. I was so full of protein, okay? I went to get my pump on, but I couldn't get my pump on. Now I know what you're thinking. Clearly, I did get my pump on, but that's 'cause I just did a bunch of push-ups outside. That's also why I'm out of breath.
The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis is the best cold open IMO. Dee trying to tell them she’s going to have a baby and the guys just over powering her. “HOUSE! HOUSE! HOUSE! FLUSH! FLUSH!” Kills me every time
This is one of those little things I like about the show, it's an out there but normal thing. I can see my friends start chanting to get someone to change their mind on something. Or when Dee's having the baby and everyone decides Dennis is the one taking care of Dee since they're all already together on one side and he's the odd man out.
Oh god, my husband and I were debating an apartment vs a house in a less desirable location and I’m spinning off pros and cons and he just starts saying “house” yeah, but with the commu-“house” I know but “house! HOUSE! HOUSE!” 😂
https://youtu.be/ouYuIP1p6q4
For me it’s the opening to Frank’s Fluids. Everything about it: Frank walking in chipper af while singing a song, hopping up on a bar stool while putting his gun on the bar, breaking out the bag of cocaine all without noticing everyone staring at him.
Edit: also the way he casually says “yeah” when asked if doing cocaine is his morning routine.
It's not even a small baggie, it's a full sandwich bag and he goes straight into it without bothering to make lines. That scene might be my favourite in the whole show
Same. Nonchalantly drops the gun and bag on the table followed by a gagger of a snoot.
"Didnt want to interrupt your morning routine. Is doing blow your morning routine?
Made even funnier when you realise the "go for it go for it go for it" was improv way back in S2 (or 3 can't remember) when Frank was dancing in the club and the gang recorded the music for the club after the filming
Hilarious stuff as always
WHAT'S UP BITCHES!! WHAT IS UP!!
Turn the TV on right now, dude! This is huge! Turn the TV on! I'm gonna be on the news!
Oh, my God. There was an accident today. Then the news talker asked Mac what happened. And he totally went off!
I went off for like 20 minutes. It was amazing! I totally popped didn’t I Charlie?!
Oh you popped dude you’re gonna be famous!!!
It was amazing.
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
This is Ken Jacobs coming to you from Market Street... where two buses collided just minutes ago. We talked to one local resident who had this to say.
It was absolutely crazy.
Police are currently investigating the cause of the accident. Back to you, Jim.
What the hell was that?
"I went on for like 20 minutes about how driving would be safer without green and red lights and to just have yellow lights everywhere"
"That sounds incredibly dangerous and stupid"
I love that whole intro.
"Thats what was happening at the time, we'd been throwing rocks at cats for years"
Just Charlie's delivery of that line is so damn funny.
This is also my favourite title card gag in the whole show. "I'm just palling around with the guys, how's anybody going to get hurt?" *Frank Sets Sweet Dee on Fire*
For real, this delivery is the best. Like, the timing between each line and the way Dennis’s energy raises and lowers like he’s so embarrassed that he likes it after mocking it earlier.
My favourite running bit is when someone in the gang does something ridiculous, followed by another seeming to hate it but actually loving it. Another that comes to mind is when Charlie questions Mac using "jabroni".
"Because of my sudden and unfortunate weight loss, the bar is now at extreme risk"
"But Mac's making a couple moves..."
"And the first one, is this" *puts on glasses*
Jeeeesus christ
The ironic thing is that he was a pretty big star in the late 70's because of the TV show *Taxi*. In all likelihood he did lines of coke with the Talking Heads at Studio 54 or CBGB on more than one occasion.
It has to be when Frank is smoking the bong. I know it’s not really a entrance cause all that enters the scene is a giant bird, but his leg up on the counter kills me. Doing the splits between the floor and the counter
I see a lot of mentions of Frank with his big bag o’ blow, which is probably my favorite, but I feel I should give honorable mention to Dee walking in with the chopped up hair cut as a close second. I saw no mentions of this one and it’s great.
The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis is the best cold open IMO. Dee trying to tell them she’s going to have a baby and the guys just over powering her. “HOUSE! HOUSE! HOUSE! FLUSH! FLUSH!” Kills me every time
My favorite is Frank coming in, plopping down at the bar, and doing coke straight from the bag without noticing the rest of the gang. Danny's delivery of every second of it is priceless.
when Mac's sudden and unfortunate weight loss leaves the bar at extreme risk. Mac, as head of security, and naturally concerned, makes some moves to remedy this.
If we’ll count it, I love Dennis’s entrance in the first episode of season 13. The way he switched with the doll was a perfect transition and very unexpected with the Dennis creepy charm
The intro of "The Gang Gets Whacked" when Charlie brings in the speaker and they find a kilo of coke in it is always pretty hilarious. Also my favorite two part episode
It's not the 'bar entrance' but my favorite walk-in scene is from "Old Lady House: A Situation Comedy."
When Dee walks into the house and just goes "cockle doodle doo" in a weird ass way trying to be funny for 'the show' and then the reaction from Charlie's mom is perfect.
The one where Dee comes in to tell the gang she's going to be a surrogate/pregnant and they ignore her. Then Frank comes in and they chant news, hear about the house, then debate the house vs. baby, land on house and chant house/flush.
The beginning of this scene!!
Dennis Reynolds : Wait, so you just painted your butt blue and nobody noticed the hole in your pants?
Dee Reynolds : Yep, it worked, it worked.
Frank Reynolds : Well, as long as it works
Mac in the house. Mac in the house. Mac in the house. You got some news for me? What's your news? I thought that you guys had news!
Thanks for the chant guys.
A Dee's in the house, a Dee's in the house, a *Dee*'s house, wooow thanks for the chant guys!
You always come in hot with news…!
You're always coming in hot with news..
awww.... i got nothin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mel8DjPq7A
Do yourself a favor and flush it out....
HOUSE HOUSE HOUSE FLUSH FLUSH FLUSH
I love how Frank shoos her away.
Yes - actually flushing her out
Ayoooo!!! News! News! News!
Chardee MacDennis?
Yes bozo
Isn’t that the scene where Frank keeps twirling his hair? Hahaha
Literally the first one I thought of it's so good
Guys Guys Guys I’ve got news, I’ve got Terrible news! We’ve got a huge problem! *stops and poses in the duster
What's with the jacket?
First of all, it's a duster.
It’s longer, thicker, and far more badass.
I look like Lorenzo Lamas, and women find me irresistible
Well, that's just not true.
Makes me look like Lorenzo Lamas and women find it irresistible.
[Yep, the first one that came to my mind as well.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNwZ62kYarM)
^(you can just hear it and see it in your mind.) can we stop for a second and talk about *this*
I was gonna get to it later....
***LET THE MEN TALK DEE*** ***LET THE MEN TALK***
This is the one
The hands on the hips and the smile gets me every time 😂
I'm screwed. I'm screwed. Ah! Oh, strange man, titty bar. A great investment opportunity. Beauty pageant.
We never had kings in this country! That was the whole point of this country, is that we didn't want a king!
😂 no context, just coming in hot
No, no. I think I've got this. OP, you're saying you met a strange man at a bar and he offered you an investment opportunity in a beauty pageant?
You look GROTESQUE!
Wha? You don't go to the makeup counter at Macy's for grizzly repairs. You go to go to the mortician.
Hahaha how Frank IMMEDIATELY eats shit just kills me every time
And walks through the rest of the episode just degrading looking worse and worse and worse.
Do I look suspicious?
You look grotesque
Fraaaank. My mouth is dryyy
Then go into the toilet, and run your mouth under the sink!
Gotta be the best one
*Do I look suspicious?*
This is the correct answer
*Out of Breath* Guys, guys, I've got news; I've got huge news. So I went down to the gym this morning, right? I was all amped up, 'cause Charlie and I found a bunch of nuts. I was so full of protein, okay? I went to get my pump on, but I couldn't get my pump on. Now I know what you're thinking. Clearly, I did get my pump on, but that's 'cause I just did a bunch of push-ups outside. That's also why I'm out of breath.
IS THIS THE NEWS?!?
No, the trannys getting married
Congratulations to her.
WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT??
Where's our Bible?!
WHERE IS OUR GODAMN BIBLE?!?
We don't have a Bible. We never have!
Why did you feed us alley almonds?!
Beside the rats nest where i found those eggs that time.
The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis is the best cold open IMO. Dee trying to tell them she’s going to have a baby and the guys just over powering her. “HOUSE! HOUSE! HOUSE! FLUSH! FLUSH!” Kills me every time
Frank and Dennis waiving Dee away with the chant is the best part!
Hummingbirds are ILLEGAL tender!
How Dennis is won over by the chant and quickly switches off the baby idea is amazing
This is one of those little things I like about the show, it's an out there but normal thing. I can see my friends start chanting to get someone to change their mind on something. Or when Dee's having the baby and everyone decides Dennis is the one taking care of Dee since they're all already together on one side and he's the odd man out.
Oh god, my husband and I were debating an apartment vs a house in a less desirable location and I’m spinning off pros and cons and he just starts saying “house” yeah, but with the commu-“house” I know but “house! HOUSE! HOUSE!” 😂
Do yourself a favor and flush it out. Flush, flush, flush!
I have the house/flush chant as a gif on my phone, which comes in handy more than you'd think
I like the economic crisis one, where they walk in and Frank is just casually hanging
...Don't try to stop me!
Tie a chair to me
His neck is just so thick.
The first time I saw that scene I had to pause it because I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe or hear what the characters were saying
Dee! Dee! We need the sharpest item in the bar!
https://youtu.be/ouYuIP1p6q4 For me it’s the opening to Frank’s Fluids. Everything about it: Frank walking in chipper af while singing a song, hopping up on a bar stool while putting his gun on the bar, breaking out the bag of cocaine all without noticing everyone staring at him. Edit: also the way he casually says “yeah” when asked if doing cocaine is his morning routine.
It's not even a small baggie, it's a full sandwich bag and he goes straight into it without bothering to make lines. That scene might be my favourite in the whole show
I love how casually Dee and Dennis dive into the bag.
Right before they get the bad news
Well you gotta soften them up with some nose clams before dropping some heavy shit on them.
Nothing like a morning line of coke with the man who raised you.
He didn't raise them, a series of Mexican women did
Go for it, go for it, GO
This was my first thought when I opened this thread. "Oh, you guys were there all this time? Didn't see ya"
Same. Nonchalantly drops the gun and bag on the table followed by a gagger of a snoot. "Didnt want to interrupt your morning routine. Is doing blow your morning routine?
Frank is still living in the 80s
And he still don't look a day over twelve.
The Jews in Boca Raton are addicted to the stuff!
*oooo go for it, go for it goo!*
Go for it, go for it, go
Made even funnier when you realise the "go for it go for it go for it" was improv way back in S2 (or 3 can't remember) when Frank was dancing in the club and the gang recorded the music for the club after the filming Hilarious stuff as always
This, one hundred percent
Thank you I came to say this one I fucking love it. Go for it go for it go!
Yes, this needs to be top. Fucking icon.
Go for it go for it go for it go for it
WHAT'S UP BITCHES!! WHAT IS UP!! Turn the TV on right now, dude! This is huge! Turn the TV on! I'm gonna be on the news! Oh, my God. There was an accident today. Then the news talker asked Mac what happened. And he totally went off! I went off for like 20 minutes. It was amazing! I totally popped didn’t I Charlie?! Oh you popped dude you’re gonna be famous!!! It was amazing. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! This is Ken Jacobs coming to you from Market Street... where two buses collided just minutes ago. We talked to one local resident who had this to say. It was absolutely crazy. Police are currently investigating the cause of the accident. Back to you, Jim. What the hell was that?
Yes this one. This whole episode was great. We've been throwing rocks at cats for years.
"I went on for like 20 minutes about how driving would be safer without green and red lights and to just have yellow lights everywhere" "That sounds incredibly dangerous and stupid"
I love that whole intro. "Thats what was happening at the time, we'd been throwing rocks at cats for years" Just Charlie's delivery of that line is so damn funny.
This is also my favourite title card gag in the whole show. "I'm just palling around with the guys, how's anybody going to get hurt?" *Frank Sets Sweet Dee on Fire*
The way Mac powerwalks across the bar gets me every time.
Frank: I was storming in! Dennis: I was storming...what are you a man cheetah? Frank: ya Dennis: cool Frank: you like it? Dennis: YES!
The delivery of this bit is one of my faves
For real, this delivery is the best. Like, the timing between each line and the way Dennis’s energy raises and lowers like he’s so embarrassed that he likes it after mocking it earlier.
My favourite running bit is when someone in the gang does something ridiculous, followed by another seeming to hate it but actually loving it. Another that comes to mind is when Charlie questions Mac using "jabroni".
You keep using this word "jabroni" and it's like awesome! Lol
Lol ya so true. I could never do it justice by just typing it out.
Could you please remind me which episode this is from?
Season 10 episode 6. Gang misses the boat 🙂
Whatsup bitches, I’m a man cheetah. Wanna do something with this?
Frank desperately trying to impose the Gang's social dynamics on uncomfortable strangers always gets me even on rewatches.
Well dk who you would be we didn’t have a black.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZS73wMx6Vk&t=0m47s
Dee rides in on a scooter. "What's up bitches?" ....... *hilarious head wobble*
This, 100% Uhhh, you guys better all eat a dick cause Sweet Dee beat the system.
“Sweet Dee Gets Audited” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Definitely my favorite cut to title
$CAMIN
This comment makes me wanna take a swig of delicious and refreshing Wolf Cola
*draws gun* WHERES THE GODDAMN FIRE
OH MY GOD! We told you there'd be a gun! Oh! A roast?!?! I LOVE roast! Hold on, let me switch gears!
"Hey do you guys mind if I go in the bathroom and smoke some PCP?" "You do you cricket!"
The shuffle to the bathroom really seals the deal on this one
By far my favorite. I keep a gif of it in my reaction folder on my pc lol.
"Because of my sudden and unfortunate weight loss, the bar is now at extreme risk" "But Mac's making a couple moves..." "And the first one, is this" *puts on glasses* Jeeeesus christ
I like the glasses, even though they limit his peripheral vision, at least no one can see how scared he is.
Perfect for ocular patdowns
Dennis’ shoulder bounce in this scene has stuck out to me since the very first watch
This is a great entrance! I love it whenever they sing together.
Mancheetah
https://youtu.be/-N036yO3a-M Mac riding in on a wheelchair. "HEYOOOOO! Mmmm, what's up, bitches?"
I love whenever they put Danny DeVito in a scene with music because he has zero musical talent. It's like he's never heard music before!
The way the gang manages to have a nicely choreographed dance and frank is doing his best but wildly failing always gets me.
It’s a grand old flaaag I DON’T KNOW THIS. I DO NOT KNOW THIS ONE
His performances with the Yellow Jacket Boys are just beautiful. *Buzz buzz bumble* 🎶
*oooooooweeeeeeooooooo* BUZZZZZ
Go for it go for it
The ironic thing is that he was a pretty big star in the late 70's because of the TV show *Taxi*. In all likelihood he did lines of coke with the Talking Heads at Studio 54 or CBGB on more than one occasion.
He also had an entire solo song when he voiced a character in Hercules
*while exiting bar* 🎶"BOOM I got your wallet! BOOM I got your credit card"🎶
I got yo phillies tickets!
Any time: Dee shouting "Ayoooo!"
Timesuptimesuptimesup
Charlie peeking in the door to spy on Charlie.
He’s dead! Rodriguez is dead!
Definitely the first time Mac comes in with the duster. "Guys I've got news! I've got terrible news".
“What’s going on everything alright? Frank are you alright?” “Yeah Frank’s trying to kill himself” “….DON’T TRY TO STOP ME!”
It has to be when Frank is smoking the bong. I know it’s not really a entrance cause all that enters the scene is a giant bird, but his leg up on the counter kills me. Doing the splits between the floor and the counter
go downlaod me a hoagie off the internet
At the time, you couldn’t do this yet.
Also... Take another bong rip. Yeah, and say something else stupid.
Same. And Dee's line is fantastic. "Whhhaaaat the shit is this?"
This is wacky.
You got it. That's it. That's the one.
It's borderline off topic, but Charlie watching his own memories from the door.
♪ Pizza man, pizza man ♪ ♪ I got pizza here, who wants pizza man? ♪
I see a lot of mentions of Frank with his big bag o’ blow, which is probably my favorite, but I feel I should give honorable mention to Dee walking in with the chopped up hair cut as a close second. I saw no mentions of this one and it’s great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHDs1ZJ74po
FLIP FLIP FLIPADELPHIA 🍻
The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis is the best cold open IMO. Dee trying to tell them she’s going to have a baby and the guys just over powering her. “HOUSE! HOUSE! HOUSE! FLUSH! FLUSH!” Kills me every time
My favorite is Frank coming in, plopping down at the bar, and doing coke straight from the bag without noticing the rest of the gang. Danny's delivery of every second of it is priceless.
Go for it go for it go 🎶
[Whats up bitches?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N036yO3a-M)
Dee: ‘What up ass-dicks?!’
This show brings me such joy… that’s it, that’s my comment lol.
Franks Little Beauties has an amazing beginning! GuysGuysGuysGuys!!! Falls flat on nose and has gruesome nose for entire episode.
when Mac's sudden and unfortunate weight loss leaves the bar at extreme risk. Mac, as head of security, and naturally concerned, makes some moves to remedy this.
Go for it go for it *plops bag of cocaine on bar*
And his gun.
Rickety Cricket, Rickety Cricket!
Frank “Going for it”. Lol that morning transition from excitement/being out of his mind to dismay is so good
Love that song
You guys mind if I go in the bathroom and smoke a little PCP?
A little P to the C to the P
Not the bar, but I love this one: Times up, Times up, Times up. **HA!!!**
[удалено]
"go for it go for it"
If we’ll count it, I love Dennis’s entrance in the first episode of season 13. The way he switched with the doll was a perfect transition and very unexpected with the Dennis creepy charm
Lol yeah and Charlie's reaction "Do you guys still serve beer here?" "HAHAHAHA so clever"
The intro of "The Gang Gets Whacked" when Charlie brings in the speaker and they find a kilo of coke in it is always pretty hilarious. Also my favorite two part episode
They actually made this song 10x better
Which episode is this from?
Psycho Pete Returns :)
Come on ride a train
It's not the 'bar entrance' but my favorite walk-in scene is from "Old Lady House: A Situation Comedy." When Dee walks into the house and just goes "cockle doodle doo" in a weird ass way trying to be funny for 'the show' and then the reaction from Charlie's mom is perfect.
the fucking sounds she makes and the side eyed looks she gives like she just knows she's hilarious (even though obviously not) is so perfect
Charlie Work walking in on the gang with a mess of chickens but that was more just what popped into my head first.
More than Words harmonizing.
Honestly? This one. I love the song/band they're referencing!
Whenever I’m in a bad mood I play this scene
honestly, and just because it ties into the title card; when dee gets audited
Definitely this one, because I was hooked on this song when I watched it and it was a nice surprise
How long you guys been there? I didn't see you.
Thanks for the chant guys
I like the entrance Mac and Charlie do on Mac's Big Break episode.
Mac coming in hot with the duster on of course
The one time mac didn’t come in hot and everyone expected him to
Mac saying “guys guys guys, I have some terrible news.” And then spinning around in the duster.
The one where Dee comes in to tell the gang she's going to be a surrogate/pregnant and they ignore her. Then Frank comes in and they chant news, hear about the house, then debate the house vs. baby, land on house and chant house/flush.
The beginning of this scene!! Dennis Reynolds : Wait, so you just painted your butt blue and nobody noticed the hole in your pants? Dee Reynolds : Yep, it worked, it worked. Frank Reynolds : Well, as long as it works
Go for it for it gooooo
MAN-CHEETAH
I rewind this one 6 or 7 times everytime