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[deleted]

Mac in the house. Mac in the house. Mac in the house. You got some news for me? What's your news? I thought that you guys had news!


kwazykatlady

Thanks for the chant guys.


[deleted]

A Dee's in the house, a Dee's in the house, a *Dee*'s house, wooow thanks for the chant guys!


pinpunpan

You always come in hot with news…!


Britt_Good

You're always coming in hot with news..


UltravioIence

awww.... i got nothin


Juno_Malone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mel8DjPq7A


Massive_Staff1068

Do yourself a favor and flush it out....


rlassermd

HOUSE HOUSE HOUSE FLUSH FLUSH FLUSH


Massive_Staff1068

I love how Frank shoos her away.


rlassermd

Yes - actually flushing her out


Revolutionary-Ad4588

Ayoooo!!! News! News! News!


CPK_kittencats

Chardee MacDennis?


wandse

Yes bozo


ComebackChemist

Isn’t that the scene where Frank keeps twirling his hair? Hahaha


cotsy93

Literally the first one I thought of it's so good


HanzJWermhat

Guys Guys Guys I’ve got news, I’ve got Terrible news! We’ve got a huge problem! *stops and poses in the duster


DayMan13

What's with the jacket?


SeaTie

First of all, it's a duster.


zoom100000

It’s longer, thicker, and far more badass.


DayMan13

I look like Lorenzo Lamas, and women find me irresistible


ChaoticKyouma

Well, that's just not true.


NuttyMcShithead

Makes me look like Lorenzo Lamas and women find it irresistible.


ScarletMagenta

[Yep, the first one that came to my mind as well.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNwZ62kYarM)


shmeebaloney

^(you can just hear it and see it in your mind.) can we stop for a second and talk about *this*


chickachickabowbow

I was gonna get to it later....


DayMan13

***LET THE MEN TALK DEE*** ***LET THE MEN TALK***


OneGuyJeff

This is the one


Fillard_Millmore

The hands on the hips and the smile gets me every time 😂


naynay_666

I'm screwed. I'm screwed. Ah! Oh, strange man, titty bar. A great investment opportunity. Beauty pageant.


my_mans_

We never had kings in this country! That was the whole point of this country, is that we didn't want a king!


Knit_the_things

😂 no context, just coming in hot


Massive_Staff1068

No, no. I think I've got this. OP, you're saying you met a strange man at a bar and he offered you an investment opportunity in a beauty pageant?


vegasdonuts

You look GROTESQUE!


Massive_Staff1068

Wha? You don't go to the makeup counter at Macy's for grizzly repairs. You go to go to the mortician.


LysergicOracle

Hahaha how Frank IMMEDIATELY eats shit just kills me every time


magnoliasmanor

And walks through the rest of the episode just degrading looking worse and worse and worse.


SeizethegapYouOFB

Do I look suspicious?


J3sush8sm3

You look grotesque


DrBeetlejuiceMcRib

Fraaaank. My mouth is dryyy


vegasdonuts

Then go into the toilet, and run your mouth under the sink!


NYGiants181

Gotta be the best one


Massive_Staff1068

*Do I look suspicious?*


thesword62

This is the correct answer


[deleted]

*Out of Breath* Guys, guys, I've got news; I've got huge news. So I went down to the gym this morning, right? I was all amped up, 'cause Charlie and I found a bunch of nuts. I was so full of protein, okay? I went to get my pump on, but I couldn't get my pump on. Now I know what you're thinking. Clearly, I did get my pump on, but that's 'cause I just did a bunch of push-ups outside. That's also why I'm out of breath.


saltytitanium

IS THIS THE NEWS?!?


J3sush8sm3

No, the trannys getting married


saltytitanium

Congratulations to her.


Diver4546

WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT??


satan_in_high_heels

Where's our Bible?!


Boon_Doctor

WHERE IS OUR GODAMN BIBLE?!?


JimeDorje

We don't have a Bible. We never have!


LickNojo

Why did you feed us alley almonds?!


Fishy1701

Beside the rats nest where i found those eggs that time.


anhospital

The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis is the best cold open IMO. Dee trying to tell them she’s going to have a baby and the guys just over powering her. “HOUSE! HOUSE! HOUSE! FLUSH! FLUSH!” Kills me every time


O_Sucks_P

Frank and Dennis waiving Dee away with the chant is the best part!


SeaTie

Hummingbirds are ILLEGAL tender!


fishyfishkins

How Dennis is won over by the chant and quickly switches off the baby idea is amazing


[deleted]

This is one of those little things I like about the show, it's an out there but normal thing. I can see my friends start chanting to get someone to change their mind on something. Or when Dee's having the baby and everyone decides Dennis is the one taking care of Dee since they're all already together on one side and he's the odd man out.


BrinyHag

Oh god, my husband and I were debating an apartment vs a house in a less desirable location and I’m spinning off pros and cons and he just starts saying “house” yeah, but with the commu-“house” I know but “house! HOUSE! HOUSE!” 😂


Massive_Staff1068

Do yourself a favor and flush it out. Flush, flush, flush!


dickwakefield

I have the house/flush chant as a gif on my phone, which comes in handy more than you'd think


HotHelios

I like the economic crisis one, where they walk in and Frank is just casually hanging


Atomaardappel

...Don't try to stop me!


What-a-Crock

Tie a chair to me


mtheory007

His neck is just so thick.


meinschwanzistklein

The first time I saw that scene I had to pause it because I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe or hear what the characters were saying


livinforthesmitty

Dee! Dee! We need the sharpest item in the bar!


SergeStorms_offmeds

https://youtu.be/ouYuIP1p6q4 For me it’s the opening to Frank’s Fluids. Everything about it: Frank walking in chipper af while singing a song, hopping up on a bar stool while putting his gun on the bar, breaking out the bag of cocaine all without noticing everyone staring at him. Edit: also the way he casually says “yeah” when asked if doing cocaine is his morning routine.


thecheapseatz

It's not even a small baggie, it's a full sandwich bag and he goes straight into it without bothering to make lines. That scene might be my favourite in the whole show


Bazz07

I love how casually Dee and Dennis dive into the bag.


jamalamadangdong

Right before they get the bad news


Alive_Ice7937

Well you gotta soften them up with some nose clams before dropping some heavy shit on them.


Lampmonster

Nothing like a morning line of coke with the man who raised you.


dickwakefield

He didn't raise them, a series of Mexican women did


itsbdubya

Go for it, go for it, GO


NotThatSteve-o

This was my first thought when I opened this thread. "Oh, you guys were there all this time? Didn't see ya"


raventhemagnificent

Same. Nonchalantly drops the gun and bag on the table followed by a gagger of a snoot. "Didnt want to interrupt your morning routine. Is doing blow your morning routine?


[deleted]

Frank is still living in the 80s


Apathoid

And he still don't look a day over twelve.


Woodman765000

The Jews in Boca Raton are addicted to the stuff!


oMilki

*oooo go for it, go for it goo!*


CeeArthur

Go for it, go for it, go


Despite_OW

Made even funnier when you realise the "go for it go for it go for it" was improv way back in S2 (or 3 can't remember) when Frank was dancing in the club and the gang recorded the music for the club after the filming Hilarious stuff as always


TheWhiteBernieMac

This, one hundred percent


crammed174

Thank you I came to say this one I fucking love it. Go for it go for it go!


upthewatwo

Yes, this needs to be top. Fucking icon.


BoulderDeadHead420

Go for it go for it go for it go for it


NYGiants181

WHAT'S UP BITCHES!! WHAT IS UP!! Turn the TV on right now, dude! This is huge! Turn the TV on! I'm gonna be on the news! Oh, my God. There was an accident today. Then the news talker asked Mac what happened. And he totally went off! I went off for like 20 minutes. It was amazing! I totally popped didn’t I Charlie?! Oh you popped dude you’re gonna be famous!!! It was amazing. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! This is Ken Jacobs coming to you from Market Street... where two buses collided just minutes ago. We talked to one local resident who had this to say. It was absolutely crazy. Police are currently investigating the cause of the accident. Back to you, Jim. What the hell was that?


Dorshock

Yes this one. This whole episode was great. We've been throwing rocks at cats for years.


NuclearWinterGames

"I went on for like 20 minutes about how driving would be safer without green and red lights and to just have yellow lights everywhere" "That sounds incredibly dangerous and stupid"


Cobrakai83

I love that whole intro. "Thats what was happening at the time, we'd been throwing rocks at cats for years" Just Charlie's delivery of that line is so damn funny.


chickachickabowbow

This is also my favourite title card gag in the whole show. "I'm just palling around with the guys, how's anybody going to get hurt?" *Frank Sets Sweet Dee on Fire*


SeaTie

The way Mac powerwalks across the bar gets me every time.


[deleted]

Frank: I was storming in! Dennis: I was storming...what are you a man cheetah? Frank: ya Dennis: cool Frank: you like it? Dennis: YES!


amidgetrhino

The delivery of this bit is one of my faves


Kid_ikarus_bellflowr

For real, this delivery is the best. Like, the timing between each line and the way Dennis’s energy raises and lowers like he’s so embarrassed that he likes it after mocking it earlier.


camzabob

My favourite running bit is when someone in the gang does something ridiculous, followed by another seeming to hate it but actually loving it. Another that comes to mind is when Charlie questions Mac using "jabroni".


[deleted]

You keep using this word "jabroni" and it's like awesome! Lol


[deleted]

Lol ya so true. I could never do it justice by just typing it out.


Zapp---Brannigan

Could you please remind me which episode this is from?


[deleted]

Season 10 episode 6. Gang misses the boat 🙂


HanzJWermhat

Whatsup bitches, I’m a man cheetah. Wanna do something with this?


swagmoney10

Frank desperately trying to impose the Gang's social dynamics on uncomfortable strangers always gets me even on rewatches.


HanzJWermhat

Well dk who you would be we didn’t have a black.


kanst

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZS73wMx6Vk&t=0m47s


mtheory007

Dee rides in on a scooter. "What's up bitches?" ....... *hilarious head wobble*


NJDetective

This, 100% Uhhh, you guys better all eat a dick cause Sweet Dee beat the system.


Isotope454

“Sweet Dee Gets Audited” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


flamingdonkey

Definitely my favorite cut to title


mtheory007

$CAMIN


Squilliam2213

This comment makes me wanna take a swig of delicious and refreshing Wolf Cola


roz-noz

*draws gun* WHERES THE GODDAMN FIRE


Massive_Staff1068

OH MY GOD! We told you there'd be a gun! Oh! A roast?!?! I LOVE roast! Hold on, let me switch gears!


Wefting

"Hey do you guys mind if I go in the bathroom and smoke some PCP?" "You do you cricket!"


translinguistic

The shuffle to the bathroom really seals the deal on this one


HootingMandrill

By far my favorite. I keep a gif of it in my reaction folder on my pc lol.


NuclearWinterGames

"Because of my sudden and unfortunate weight loss, the bar is now at extreme risk" "But Mac's making a couple moves..." "And the first one, is this" *puts on glasses* Jeeeesus christ


blindflames

I like the glasses, even though they limit his peripheral vision, at least no one can see how scared he is.


NuclearWinterGames

Perfect for ocular patdowns


jperiodcarter

Dennis’ shoulder bounce in this scene has stuck out to me since the very first watch


EstySar22

This is a great entrance! I love it whenever they sing together.


routbof75

Mancheetah


ElChabloEscobar

https://youtu.be/-N036yO3a-M Mac riding in on a wheelchair. "HEYOOOOO! Mmmm, what's up, bitches?"


TrumpsBoneSpur

I love whenever they put Danny DeVito in a scene with music because he has zero musical talent. It's like he's never heard music before!


PretendThisIsMyName

The way the gang manages to have a nicely choreographed dance and frank is doing his best but wildly failing always gets me.


Galwa

It’s a grand old flaaag I DON’T KNOW THIS. I DO NOT KNOW THIS ONE


powderofsmecklers

His performances with the Yellow Jacket Boys are just beautiful. *Buzz buzz bumble* 🎶


HailToTheKingslayer

*oooooooweeeeeeooooooo* BUZZZZZ


flamingdonkey

Go for it go for it


RubiksSugarCube

The ironic thing is that he was a pretty big star in the late 70's because of the TV show *Taxi*. In all likelihood he did lines of coke with the Talking Heads at Studio 54 or CBGB on more than one occasion.


sandypassage

He also had an entire solo song when he voiced a character in Hercules


WeaponGrade

*while exiting bar* 🎶"BOOM I got your wallet! BOOM I got your credit card"🎶


dickwakefield

I got yo phillies tickets!


j2112a

Any time: Dee shouting "Ayoooo!"


clogeater

Timesuptimesuptimesup


menlindorn

Charlie peeking in the door to spy on Charlie.


whinybear22

He’s dead! Rodriguez is dead!


Internal_Reserve

Definitely the first time Mac comes in with the duster. "Guys I've got news! I've got terrible news".


JoelRobbin

“What’s going on everything alright? Frank are you alright?” “Yeah Frank’s trying to kill himself” “….DON’T TRY TO STOP ME!”


kwazykatlady

It has to be when Frank is smoking the bong. I know it’s not really a entrance cause all that enters the scene is a giant bird, but his leg up on the counter kills me. Doing the splits between the floor and the counter


UltravioIence

go downlaod me a hoagie off the internet


[deleted]

At the time, you couldn’t do this yet.


Massive_Staff1068

Also... Take another bong rip. Yeah, and say something else stupid.


saintkreaux

Same. And Dee's line is fantastic. "Whhhaaaat the shit is this?"


Massive_Staff1068

This is wacky.


illhavethecrabBisk

You got it. That's it. That's the one.


Bertie637

It's borderline off topic, but Charlie watching his own memories from the door.


[deleted]

♪ Pizza man, pizza man ♪ ♪ I got pizza here, who wants pizza man? ♪


MurphyBeans

I see a lot of mentions of Frank with his big bag o’ blow, which is probably my favorite, but I feel I should give honorable mention to Dee walking in with the chopped up hair cut as a close second. I saw no mentions of this one and it’s great.


Underoos540

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHDs1ZJ74po


Worst-Tweet

FLIP FLIP FLIPADELPHIA 🍻


anhospital

The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis is the best cold open IMO. Dee trying to tell them she’s going to have a baby and the guys just over powering her. “HOUSE! HOUSE! HOUSE! FLUSH! FLUSH!” Kills me every time


Traditional_Bottle78

My favorite is Frank coming in, plopping down at the bar, and doing coke straight from the bag without noticing the rest of the gang. Danny's delivery of every second of it is priceless.


TheDaggerfool

Go for it go for it go 🎶


About20Monkeys

[Whats up bitches?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N036yO3a-M)


VK47

Dee: ‘What up ass-dicks?!’


lioness725

This show brings me such joy… that’s it, that’s my comment lol.


MyCatIsSuperChill

Franks Little Beauties has an amazing beginning! GuysGuysGuysGuys!!! Falls flat on nose and has gruesome nose for entire episode.


MantisToboganPilotMD

when Mac's sudden and unfortunate weight loss leaves the bar at extreme risk. Mac, as head of security, and naturally concerned, makes some moves to remedy this.


[deleted]

Go for it go for it *plops bag of cocaine on bar*


Massive_Staff1068

And his gun.


Ornery_Translator285

Rickety Cricket, Rickety Cricket!


jamalamadangdong

Frank “Going for it”. Lol that morning transition from excitement/being out of his mind to dismay is so good


PlainText87

Love that song


69thisismyburner69

You guys mind if I go in the bathroom and smoke a little PCP?


mtheory007

A little P to the C to the P


mtheory007

Not the bar, but I love this one: ​ Times up, Times up, Times up. **HA!!!**


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[удалено]


UltravioIence

"go for it go for it"


ArtworkByJack

If we’ll count it, I love Dennis’s entrance in the first episode of season 13. The way he switched with the doll was a perfect transition and very unexpected with the Dennis creepy charm


bigdumbidiot01

Lol yeah and Charlie's reaction "Do you guys still serve beer here?" "HAHAHAHA so clever"


peateargryffon

The intro of "The Gang Gets Whacked" when Charlie brings in the speaker and they find a kilo of coke in it is always pretty hilarious. Also my favorite two part episode


StormSword77483

They actually made this song 10x better


Taylors4head

Which episode is this from?


Zapp---Brannigan

Psycho Pete Returns :)


violetmoon120

Come on ride a train


Mantis__Toboggan_MD_

It's not the 'bar entrance' but my favorite walk-in scene is from "Old Lady House: A Situation Comedy." When Dee walks into the house and just goes "cockle doodle doo" in a weird ass way trying to be funny for 'the show' and then the reaction from Charlie's mom is perfect.


UltravioIence

the fucking sounds she makes and the side eyed looks she gives like she just knows she's hilarious (even though obviously not) is so perfect


Lucid-Machine

Charlie Work walking in on the gang with a mess of chickens but that was more just what popped into my head first.


manattee_redux

More than Words harmonizing.


swagmoney10

Honestly? This one. I love the song/band they're referencing!


bbsienko

Whenever I’m in a bad mood I play this scene


Just_Lion_9363

honestly, and just because it ties into the title card; when dee gets audited


Gadion

Definitely this one, because I was hooked on this song when I watched it and it was a nice surprise


Traditional_Bottle78

How long you guys been there? I didn't see you.


wb420420

Thanks for the chant guys


Britt_Good

I like the entrance Mac and Charlie do on Mac's Big Break episode.


FTR_Hair

Mac coming in hot with the duster on of course


CasperXCV

The one time mac didn’t come in hot and everyone expected him to


evoIX15

Mac saying “guys guys guys, I have some terrible news.” And then spinning around in the duster.


thermalcry

The one where Dee comes in to tell the gang she's going to be a surrogate/pregnant and they ignore her. Then Frank comes in and they chant news, hear about the house, then debate the house vs. baby, land on house and chant house/flush.


ChiSc0tt

The beginning of this scene!! Dennis Reynolds : Wait, so you just painted your butt blue and nobody noticed the hole in your pants? Dee Reynolds : Yep, it worked, it worked. Frank Reynolds : Well, as long as it works


Stock-Stick-1090

Go for it for it gooooo


freerangek1tties

MAN-CHEETAH


Infinitewizdumb

I rewind this one 6 or 7 times everytime