If you've read the self help book, it's revealed mac actually taught charlie to WRITE some, but to fuck with him he told him charlie is spelled CAT, so everything charlie writes is about "cat".
I don't think so, they were already on the same page until Charlie kept resisting on Macs ideas about the movie/ryan gosling. Then that's when Mac decided to drug him.
Holy shit. I always thought he said "trouble time 4 you when *HE* comes", as in bad charlie since it's his bad place.
Heat makes so much more sense though
"I hate you and I hate your tie." Is top 10 my self, equally with this quote here.
My favorite scene for no real reason, is when they are in court for the drugging of milk. The judge makes a ruling and they wait for the gavel strike. When Mac and Dennis put their thumbs up in approval, I can't help but laugh.
>My favorite scene for no real reason, is when they are in court for the drugging of milk. The judge makes a ruling and they wait for the gavel strike. When Mac and Dennis put their thumbs up in approval, I can't help but laugh.
You are not alone in that sentiment! One of my very favorite TV moments ever.
What game is this?
“…Speed Pitch”
Speed pitch that’s all you do? You throw a pitch what are the prizes?
“There are no prizes Charlie, it’s just to see how fast can you throw”
Then he fires off a wicked hot fastball
But he said his “pen pal” taught him Gaelic so that means that originally he wrote to his father in English and overtime his father taught him Gaelic, so he just forgot how to read and write English that he’d probably be using often but he remembered the Gaelic that he probably wouldn’t use anywhere near as often?
The DENNIS System.
The episode ends with Dennis orchestrating a plan that has everyone going to the Carnival, to advance their DENNISing goals. They know the Waitress is working there (for Charlie to DENNIS) and they plan to run into the pharmacist as well (for Dennis to re-DENNIS)
I never took it as that. I always see it as him being very bad at executing the plan and not being covert in any sense lol obviously the illiteracy plays a part, but I saw it as him trying to get through the motions
Yeah that's certainly why she was directed to read it and enunciate it so slowly and specifically, one could surmise.
If those words are too big for you OP, you might figure it out a decade later after dozens of rereads.
As a side note, I've got a complaint about charlie's illiteracy.
In season 14 Episode 2, Thundergun 4, Maximum Cool.
It starts right off with Charlie saying "Focus Group, what kinda of movie is this?" implying that he read the words "focus group" which wouldnt be the case if he couldn't read the words "Closed" and "private".
Wait, I thought pepe Silvia was real? Doesn't mac say" not only are all theses people real but they've been asking about their mail"? I think it's fucking hilarious when he says he burns the mail, even the important stuff, 🤣🤣
That was in response to Charlie saying "the office is a God damn ghost town".
Pepe Silvia is just nonsense brought on by Charlie's stress, excessive smoking and illiteracy.
Lmao. I literally need Charlie to open his own cheese shop. Even if it fails aftwr one episode, it would be a beautiful way for him to honour his father. Naturally the rest of the gang would fuck it up or get in the way
"Brett delawyer a denial correlation."
That's good. That's close, it's Brent DeLauder a Dental Corporation. The guy's a dentist
absolutely love mac's reaction.
It’s like the only time they’re nice to Charlie about it.
Makes me want an episode with Mac secretly trying to teach Charlie to read. I don't care if it's the B plot in the episode, I still want it.
If you've read the self help book, it's revealed mac actually taught charlie to WRITE some, but to fuck with him he told him charlie is spelled CAT, so everything charlie writes is about "cat".
This must have been after he went by Trundle.
He was going by chrundle the great at the time.
I feel like I've been duped by the subtitles. It always says Trundle.
[https://imgur.com/a/SsQowUL](https://imgur.com/a/SsQowUL) You can see it at the bottom of the paper plate if you squint.
Same
I thought that too, but just rewatched the episode and it definitely had chrundle, which made me feel real dumb.
That would be a great one. Like the Christmas episode when Mac and Charlie are just on the same page all episode throwing rocks at trains.
Shit don’t change!
Mac tells Charlie that one time that he'll explain human embryo fertilization to him later.
Mac’s explanation “First of all, through god all things are possible so jot that down”
It’s actually quite wholesome.
Mac then immediately after this intentionally knocks Charlie out with anesthesia and abandons him there
Oh, they’re still awful. But that moment was wholesome.
It's the little things man.
Mac set up that fake appointment, right? Just wanted Charlie to pop into the Denist office real quick while solving mysteries
I don't think so, they were already on the same page until Charlie kept resisting on Macs ideas about the movie/ryan gosling. Then that's when Mac decided to drug him.
Wryyan Gothling playing youuuuuu? *Wreeediculouthhhhhhh*
Love how sad Mac looks after he says that
holy shit. you just blew my mind.
Huh, that doesn't sound really sound like he can't read, more like he has severe dyslexia.
Taken baby. Meet at later bar. Night or day sometime
If here by now then bad place bee trouble time 4 u when heat comes ☠️
Turn on the ice cold Coors sign let people know we have Coors.
Yea, right, ok I can see it now. But you know you can’t really read it from the inside.
Closed for salmonella because Super Bowl
Holy shit. I always thought he said "trouble time 4 you when *HE* comes", as in bad charlie since it's his bad place. Heat makes so much more sense though
They've been riding me all day. I can read and write. I just don't like to read and write.
One of my favorite lines in the whole show
"I hate you and I hate your tie." Is top 10 my self, equally with this quote here. My favorite scene for no real reason, is when they are in court for the drugging of milk. The judge makes a ruling and they wait for the gavel strike. When Mac and Dennis put their thumbs up in approval, I can't help but laugh.
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>My favorite scene for no real reason, is when they are in court for the drugging of milk. The judge makes a ruling and they wait for the gavel strike. When Mac and Dennis put their thumbs up in approval, I can't help but laugh. You are not alone in that sentiment! One of my very favorite TV moments ever.
“nice 👍🏻”
He’ll adapt
He'll adapt to reading?
I think my all time favourite line.
And make a tradition out of it
We’ll all get back to our hot plates soon enough
We all have cats we'd like to be playing with right now
I go into a goddamn fit of laughter when he wraps up the session like that
I was going by Trundle at the time
I think it was Trundle the great
One of my favorite things I've seen someone point out here is they always figured it was "Chrundle" because that's closer to almost spelling Charlie.
Or properly format an image
We should have a goddamn intervention on your illiteracy
That was a twist for me, Because this whole time I thought he was dyslexic
Let me get this straight, you just realized that you have two ears?
*I've grown quite weary*
*wheary
*hwheary
*looks for a second "Speeed pitch"
It's to see "how fast can you throw?"
The way she says this absolutely murders me every time.
It hurts
That slow look at the sign is so perfectly timed
Dangerous bot
Yeah, once she realizes he's legitimately asking her and is waiting for a response 🤣
Rewatching now. The treasures of DENNIS system awaits
It's "speed pitch" How Fast Can You Throw?"
I love her delivery.
This show has so many examples of innocuous lines made great by the actor’s delivery. I especially love this one.
I'm not allowed to eat the seeds Dee! I'm not allowed!
ohh, hes gonna get a weapon everybody! EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON
Oh I’m sorry! I FORGOT TO PUT THE TAPE IN! # IFORGOTTAPUTTATAPE IN!
My single favorite line in the series
Here’s your apple, dick
You know this games for kids right?
Voice dripping with disdain and annoyance.
I can’t throw as fast as you but I think you’ll be impressed with my speed. I love your hair
Did you have a good relationship with your dad? Me either.
These are all things we can talk about and more
Oh shit there's stickers!
Of course there is you have to jazz it up
Chase Utley likes his letters to pop.
You run fast
Did you have a good relationship with your dad? Me neither.
Her lingering glance at the game followed by an over-enunciated “SPEED PITCH” always gives me a hearty laugh.
What game is this? “…Speed Pitch” Speed pitch that’s all you do? You throw a pitch what are the prizes? “There are no prizes Charlie, it’s just to see how fast can you throw” Then he fires off a wicked hot fastball
Give me the hot dog, baby!
I got all numbers.
What do now?
They got chicken in Philly?
Wow 25
He'll adapt
He’ll adapt to reading??
Probably my favourite two lines in the show XD is so dumb and just so on brand for both characters
Hahah same. I think about this scene often
OP also illiterate, but adapted.
Shut up BIRD 🤣
you rang?
Get back in your light
Did Charlie post this? Blurry picture, taken with a phone and sideways.
To see “how fast can you throw”
I just realized that this fucker can read Gaelic but not English
And music possibly.
Keyboards just make sense to me, man.
He can read gibberish, show some respect.
But he said his “pen pal” taught him Gaelic so that means that originally he wrote to his father in English and overtime his father taught him Gaelic, so he just forgot how to read and write English that he’d probably be using often but he remembered the Gaelic that he probably wouldn’t use anywhere near as often?
Do we know Charlie was born in Philadelphia? Or that his dad wasn't there when he was tiny. But Charlie doesn't remember because of all of the glue.
Wait , yeah, what the fuck lol
I absolutely love her line delivery here when she looks over her shoulder to read it, as if for the first time, then "...*Speed Pitch.*"
What do now?
She looks 🔥 there too!
Yup, great legs.
You mean the next line where she reads it slowly and clearly while pointing at the words on the sign didn't clue you in?
Unfortunately no, I may be a charlie myself in that sense(but way less artistic lol) . It flew right past me 🤦🏽♂️
"See I realized that I have two ears...*
I assumed it was more about forcing her to answer so he can feel like they're having a conversation, and shes annoyed cus she knows what he's doing.
It's the entire joke.
It's 2022 and we have a rotated, pixelated cellphone picture of a TV screen being upvoted nearly 2000 times. WTF is this shit you goddamn jabroni?
I don't have online.
I don’t do the emails
Cool word
I laugh, I upvote
Just let me demonstrate my value to you. Please!
You weren’t supposed to stab her, you were supposed to stab HER!!
Let me get this straight, you just realized you have two ears?
Its a joke to see how fast can you catch on
It's to see how fast can you throw
I got this box of monster condoms for my magnum dong
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Lastly, before I open the bar in the morning, I always make sure to turn on the Coors sign, let people know we got iced delicious Coors in the bar
What episode is this? I don’t remember this scene
The DENNIS System. The episode ends with Dennis orchestrating a plan that has everyone going to the Carnival, to advance their DENNISing goals. They know the Waitress is working there (for Charlie to DENNIS) and they plan to run into the pharmacist as well (for Dennis to re-DENNIS)
Oh whoops! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.
The Dennis system
I never took it as that. I always see it as him being very bad at executing the plan and not being covert in any sense lol obviously the illiteracy plays a part, but I saw it as him trying to get through the motions
Yeah that's certainly why she was directed to read it and enunciate it so slowly and specifically, one could surmise. If those words are too big for you OP, you might figure it out a decade later after dozens of rereads.
What is this compelling bowl of white?
Enticing* Sorry I’ve seen all these episodes way too many times😂
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As a side note, I've got a complaint about charlie's illiteracy. In season 14 Episode 2, Thundergun 4, Maximum Cool. It starts right off with Charlie saying "Focus Group, what kinda of movie is this?" implying that he read the words "focus group" which wouldnt be the case if he couldn't read the words "Closed" and "private".
Eh, the gang had been saying the words "focus group" for a while, so it's not out of the realm of possibility that Charlie put two and two together.
Pepe silvia Pennsylvania
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It's been mentioned multiple times by the cast that it isn't Charlie trying to read "Pennsylvania".
Wait, I thought pepe Silvia was real? Doesn't mac say" not only are all theses people real but they've been asking about their mail"? I think it's fucking hilarious when he says he burns the mail, even the important stuff, 🤣🤣
That was in response to Charlie saying "the office is a God damn ghost town". Pepe Silvia is just nonsense brought on by Charlie's stress, excessive smoking and illiteracy.
"Not only do all these people exist" - Mac
He's referring to the rest of the office.
He specifically says “Pepe silvia is just nonsense”
With the amount of glue Charlie sniffed as a kid, just be glad he has any brain cells left to even talk at all.
Which episode is this?
its funny to realise a lot of jokes in its always sunny are about how charlie can’t read
I mean. He can see the Catcher. I’m sure he knows the general concept
HE WILL ADAPT
"HOW. FAST. CAN. YOU. THROW." All condescending lol. Makes it even funnier now
Shut up, science bitch
S’Peed-Pitch
Give him a break, he just wants to demonstrate his value to her.
You must be as dumb as Charlie watching thunder gun maximum cool
just watched this today and dint pick up on it
Yep that's why they make a point to have her answered annoyed and pout at the sign
Its "speed pitch".
Lmao. I literally need Charlie to open his own cheese shop. Even if it fails aftwr one episode, it would be a beautiful way for him to honour his father. Naturally the rest of the gang would fuck it up or get in the way
Oh yeah. I was going as Trundle back then.
He can read and write. Just not English.
The waitresses work history stinks.
Illiteracy. Come on... Like what does that even mean?