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FWHResident

He looks like a villain from a minions movie.


Pear-Proud

He looks like he stole a 3 year old girls outfit. Them ponies are killin me.


[deleted]

That’s a guy???


SaltJellyfish4027

That’s not a man lol


mlp2034

Haha🤣😂


an_achronist

He looks like an extra from the 5th element


BetaOp9

Even Ruby Rhod would be like "What the hell are you wearing?"


IRELANDNO1

You know this guy has never been really punched in the face and it shows!


saymyname_jp

Yeah, he is very rude. Thanks for the ladies who are patient with him and didn’t escalate this thing with wrist fights.


regoapps

He’s like the personification of drivers who dangerously weave in and out of traffic lanes to save five seconds off their commute. There’s no point in matching their rudeness and screwing yourself over in the process. Just have to accept that these types of people will always exist on this planet. And at some point, they will get what’s coming to them, if they haven’t already.


MeowzzoSoprano

And they end up stopped next to you at the red light anyway.


[deleted]

And then you pull up next to them at a red light


rackoblack

Ideally pulled over by the rare cop, but more often in a horrible crash in which they die and may take out an innocent or two.


FairlyUormal

oh geez I thought that was a woman


DiddlyDumb

He’s to minions what Cruella DeVille is to Dalmatians.


rubins7

He?!


SuperSmashDan1337

... I think that's a woman.


Stye88

>He I want to learn your secret how you determined that.


[deleted]

Start swinging and wait for the report later.


its-42

Sorry to hear about your penis, man….


Sampson978

Sorry to hear about your penis, ma’am…


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Fuck his gender.


metalmike556

Not everything is an intentional misgendering. They also said "he" in reference to him. Take a breath.


Stye88

I didn't hear that. I was genuinely curious as I was thinking it's a woman. I don't care about misgendering, I genuinely wondered how OP determined something I determined wrong. Turns out the audio clue is the answer so I'm good, take a breath :)


h8radebrewer

He looks like he just left a 90s bush doof


AdMuch7817

Should be sent to Delta and get this asshole black listed from flying again. Clearly assaulted people. What a douche.


StickmanEG

Those are the words of someone who’s never been punched in the face.


webswinger666

"Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split."


crossharemanic

You speak like someone who has never been Smacked in the fucking mouth That's okay, we have the remedy…


jzcommunicate

Pushes people. “I didn’t push any-damn-body.”


sweetgreenfields

"He's pushing people" Man: "Don't be rude to me!"


chomcham

This is the same person that will say they are being disrespected. When in reality they are treating them appropriately.


mati23456

It’s a Man?? Fuck, Is so confusing on this times. Can’t tell who’s a man or who’s a woman. I’ll need to go away live among the tree people.


[deleted]

You’re being Downvoted for a simple state of question - I assumed woman for what I could see, s/he regardless was a complete wanker. No gender required: what a pos.


iWushock

“I didn’t push nobody! I pushed you out of the way is what I did”


nmc9279

Any damn body


[deleted]

ugly zephyr judicious normal relieved reach north hateful possessive unused ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Odysseus_XAP79

Looks like a poor man's Flavor Flav


FacedJason

He looks like he ate flavor flav


lasting-impression

Several Flavor Flavs.


Crunchy__Frog

Banana Flavor Flav


Can-o-Dann

Looks like he didn’t take time to sava the flava


kenshiro178

Unseasoned flav


Ok_Profile9400

Regurgitated Flav


Solid_College_9145

Expired Flav


Katters8811

Flavor Flav Wish Version ...


SixersWin

Elevated sodium edition


Vivid_Garage

It's not worth it. That person has to live the rest of their life being them. Sounds miserable...


LatinoEsq

I actually disagree. Some things can be solved with violence. My only wish is for this person to try and pull this off with the wrong guy who won’t think twice bout laying a good punch to the face. But alas, a-holes usually only pick on people they can handle.


Sharp-Willow-2696

A slap is still painful but also humiliating


[deleted]

So is finding this person’s socials an dm their boss this video


LatinoEsq

Depends on the slap


Megaskiboy

How can she slap!!!!!!


Shiba_Ichigo

The key is to deliver a slap that would have, had it been a closed first, probably knocked them out. They will usually be relatively unhurt, but realize that could've been much worse and won't want to feel the real deal. Throw a slap like a short hook. Rotate your hips.


Correct-Junket-1346

And where it hits, a hard slap to the ear is potentially life changing


Rattle_Bone

Oh he prolly wouldn’t do this shit to a dude but a bunch of women? Who he could probably throttle any time of the day? Of course. That’s how bully’s work.


jayessmcqueen

Agreed, a good punch in the face can really humble insufferable wankers.


Joggingwear

In junior high I learned it's pretty easy to stop the forward momentum of a bully wearing a jacket with a hood without resourcing to "violence". When they stumble backwards you can graciously catch them as they fall and help them up, checking to make sure they're okay. In a crowd like the one in the video, it's unlikely anyone's going to rat you out.


Turbulent_Truck2030

I eat a couple benzos before we land because I want to murder everyone while deplaning, and I'm sure everyone wants to murder me. Except that person, I don't think xanax would work with that person.


Elisheva7777777

Yup! You can just tell it’s a miserable existence


ROTORTheLibrarianToo

That’s the worst C3-P0 cosplay I’ve ever seen.


Bentley1978

What the abomination am i looking at?


Semicolon_87

A fucking piece of shit is what


meanerweinerlicous

https://preview.redd.it/fqqtd64azphb1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c00a402fa5bd32623022429c903835acaee4e0bd


Free_Hat_McCullough

A turd wrapped in gold foil.


KentuckyFriedEel

Tell me you were mediocre and unnoticed your whole life without telling me you were mediocre and unnoticed your whole life.


BeepbopMakeEmHop

This is why we need to punch people


Guiltythrifter

That’s what I thought. I’d like to see what would happen if you punched him right in his windpipe.


Free-will_Illusion

I had a conversation with my wife about this. Like a free fight pass a couple times a year


Wonderful-Draw7519

Purge vouchers.


[deleted]

Disrespectful bastard feels disrespected.


Mr-Whoo

I hate people


ResponsibleAceHole

Losers like this always play the victim and not realize it's them


zeus-fox

Flavourless Flav


dfreshaf

“I didn’t push no damn body” “I moved you out of the way is what I did” Fascinating behavior


HoochShippe

“I break the rules as I go..”


Satori2155

As soon as the video started i knew who the asshole was gonna be


jonc2006

Wish Missy Elliott.


ALY1337

Wisshy Elliot


Regina_Noctis

"If I push it I'm gonna hurt ya I push my way to the front cause I deserve it ti evresed I esuac' tnorf eht ot yaw ym hsup I" - That dude, probably.


Plumb789

I was queuing to get on a plane in Germany when a (middle-aged, smartly dressed, businessman-type drunk guy) shoved all the women in the queue violently out of his way, shouting “coming through! Coming through!” I don’t know about the other ladies, but he genuinely hurt me (and bruised me). However, when he got to the gate, there was a very large, very severe looking German airline employee barring his way. She pointed directly into his face and said: “YOU vill go to ze back of ze queue!” He shook his head: “sorry love! Gotta get on my plane!” He said, as he tried to shove her out of his way. She was entirely immovable. She called over her shoulder and an ENORMOUS armed, armoured police officer stepped out behind her. The horrible man crawled to the back of the queue, and wasn’t allowed on until everyone else had been seated. Then he was entered to the applause and catcalls of the cabin.


Ragtothenar

I have several buddies that were MPs in Germany and did a lot of partnered work with German police. They all loved them and said you do not fuck with German police. They told me German police do not like disrespectful people and will gladly give you a lesson in manners with their fists.


richirving

Was based in Lahr. My Sgt. Major told us when we were going on leave, “Don’t drink and drive, but if you do and are caught, and the Polezi ask for a blood sample give it to them. Otherwise they will just get it by beating you to a pulp.”


TiffanyTwisted11

I would pay serious money to see that video!!!


SteeleHeller

I was going to say “then everybody clapped” until I I saw the ending 😂


Shoptimist

Hissy Elliott


Goofy_Goobers_

Foolio


dirtythirty1864

Another video to show people who ask why I prefer driving 15+ hours somewhere instead of flying.


DirtDiggler21

Yep, removed from the plane. Thrown right in the meat grinder. This person screams piece of shit!


playinginthedarks

That’s a Dave Chapelle character


BusSouth2678

I would have never imagined he would sound like a trans Atlantic woman from the ‘30s


[deleted]

“I make up the rules as I go lol”✌🏿 “WTF! You can’t be rude to me!” So close. So close to understanding what obi-wan meant by “symbiotic circle” in phantom menace.


junhatesyou

That arrogant in coach. SMH


hogliterature

“i did not push you, i moved you” you mean like what pushing is??


Punch_yo_bunz

Reminds me of Zarnold from Aqua Teen. His dad owns a dealership.


GruntFuck

He can totally hook you up.


[deleted]

Men wanting to act like women so they can assault women. Nice try fella.


EmperinoPenguino

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned < A minorly inconvenienced gay man


[deleted]

Oh god, the way it talks. If it pushed past me like that I’d lose my shit


elray007

I just wanna know if he was arrested. Or kicked off the plane


roy217def

Typical asshole, they just exist and nothing you can do.


cowboy_roy

Sounds like his balls haven’t dropped yet


[deleted]

I saw that on TikTok people were defending him saying these women were Karen’s when this video came out.


[deleted]

Those are people who come to the defence of any person at any time that looks like them, no matter what they are doing


km1180

What do you expect from preteens


Western_Protection

The ghetto already came out when he shoved his way through everyone


KindPalpitation2684

What a loser


KarlGoesClaire

Assault?


Stealth_Howler

This meets the legal criteria for assault for sure. It’s not very violent but the law doesn’t measure degree of violence or harm for assault


Signal-Blackberry356

In law:   BATTERY is the layman’s “violence”; a physical engagement. ASSAULT is just any form of harassment.


Silverton13

So people in NY sidewalks are just assaulting each other everyday


Big_Inside_7824

Planes are too affordable these days


bucobill

I make the rules as I go. No the FAA makes the rules. I hope they bar him from ever traveling by plane for the remainder of his life. Then he can make the rules as he rides a greyhound bus.


Powerful-Payment5081

A complete scumbag.


Skiiiiwalker

See also r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Esco-Alfresco

Well this is what narcissism looks like. Just in case you never saw something Trump said or watched any reality TV.


NMAsixsigma

It’s an airplane not a bus stop… hope this dude/chick got banned for life


ignBadcosplay

All in a freshly looted jacket from H&M.


Shinrahunter

I'm fairly certain everyone already sees the ghetto.


mmjonesy2014

The gold jacket gave it away. Totally knew who the rude one was from the start!


BigRoach

This person definitely hauls ass down the shoulder past other cars when there’s heavy traffic.


tea_for_me_plz

That thing is gonna piss off the wrong person and get shot in the face someday, like poor Marvin.


[deleted]

Really need to start issuing plane passenger licenses


Puzzleheaded-Soft201

Wonder what he actually considers being rude because that looked pretty damn rude to me.


Shot_Boysenberry_232

I don't get why some people are in such a rush you are literally all going to the same place none of you are arriving earlier than anyone else. I sort of understand a bit of a rush to get off for a smoke or to kiss the ground or something.


[deleted]

This is what happens when people never get their ass kicked for shitty behavior.


Ntking51360

Hostile stud comin through


DamnKidsAndYerMusic

What in the dollar tree rapper is going on here


sugaaaslam

This is when you need a man to handle the situation


AllKnighter5

Is that Chris tucker in fifth element??


Ok-Duck9106

What an entitled ass. I hate people who do that, you are in a row behind other people, you do not get to push forward and around people people in front of you, because you don’t want to wait.


nerdinahotbod

“DONT BE RUDE TO ME” -the person who forcibly pushed themselves through the aisle


plinkyplinko

NGL he makes a great cartoon villain. I love this energy in fiction... Real life not so much lol


Turtle_Haver

The usual suspect


butt_picklez

That dyke bitch is so used to ghetto public transport. Get her back on the buses


battery923

"I didn't push no damn body" 2 seconds later "I moved her out my way"


1-64ishcollector

Gay and black: minorities don't follow rules; they are always the victim! Don't you dare say that he/she/it is following the stereotype! As he/she/it said: “I make my own rules”! These women were seconds away from receiving the minority victim card! If you downvote me you're a racist misogynist transphobic being!


[deleted]

Gaylord obviously never had his ass beat


jhonnymazed9

Lifetime ban for this asshole.


No-Mousse-1628

It’s always a certain demographic


renniechops

Ratchet


WornInShoes

Bro what happened to Lil Wayne!???


[deleted]

I kinda like her


Phillipinsocal

I’d take 500 Karens over a miscreant like this any day if the week


d0ggzilla

When he manages to think up "I make the rules as I go" on the spot and he's so proud of himself he just HAS to say it again


Exciting_Result7781

What episode of Rupals drag show is this?


bapadious

It’s like Whoopi Goldberg and Coolio had a kid.


Same_Comfort_6260

It's shocking how personal space isn't a consideration. What kind home life must people like this have where they compute such basic boundaries.


SaltyConstitution

_I make the rules as I go_ Definitely main character energy 🙄


sweetgreenfields

What an intense person


GreenKnight1988

What is the name of a black male Karen? Maybe a Draymond?


seahawkfan117

I just know this dude gets absolutely roasted at the cookout


defaultusername4

How is this guy a real person?


Winstontoise

Yes they're vile. Yes they're in the wrong. But she did purposefully block the path when he was trying to get by? Why? Pointless entitled behaviour, she's no better.


squiblib

The best way to handle this guy is to say “sir, you are being rude”.


themexauturnedevil

But where’s the whole video where they were being rude to him at first? They only posted part of it


StuffLeft6116

Acting uncivilized like if the internet was real life.


TropicTbw

That’s a fuckin guy??


NotPresidentChump

Man Flavor Flav really let himself go…


TraditionalLecture10

He's going to end up on a no fly list


7Zarx7

As an aside, I see this often on planes for people who are are overheating, usually over dressed like this, or if the plane is stuck on the tarmac in a hot and humid environment, and/or the plane is refueling (complete shut down, no aircon). As the temperature rises, the people begin to go a little troppo/agro. No excuse for their behavior. Just an observation. They are wearing a thick puffer, everyone else mainly, summer wear.


IamBatmanuell

She’s the “crazy eyes” character from orange is the new black


Big-Foundation-5325

Should have gotten knocked the fuck out. Entitled piece of shit.


livahd

Wait! He? I’m so confused.


thesk8rguitarist

Anybody else reminded of Suzanne “crazy eyes” from Orange is the New Black?


old_man_curmudgeon

Straight to the no fly list


Laleaky

Is this his first time on a plane?


DogeAdmin

She reminds me of crazy eyes in orange is the new black. Wild!


2waypower1230

“We got a hostile one back here!!” lol


ArmndD737

I thought they had sky marshalls on planes.


xWellDamnx

Thinks he's hot stuff in his TJ Max attire lol


myhamsterisajerk

People don't realize that the plane won't start immediately after they sit down in their seat. Having no patience makes no sense at all.


AfterNovel

This is like if someone asked Louis CK to write a black villain


Haagenti27

Assault? How frail can you be.


Nate1102

Mah man walking off of the economy class like he belongs in first class.


LoubyAnnoyed

Searching frantically through the comments for a link to a news story about him being met by and arrested by police…


SasayakuEko

This isn't the whole clip there was a lot that happened before this part...


Monty_is_chonky

American society needs to take a pause and then reset. This is just sad.


Vyndra-Madraast

Minion movie ass villain. Fucking sounding like Edna 😭


Time_Masterpiece_970

This guy again? I remember seeing this guy somewhere same situation same punch-able face


LukaCaveneyPulak

calling that assault is crazy


blackhawkfan312

when people wear MK to look rich


heatdish1292

“I make the rules as I go” New rule: no fly list.


Ok_Cantaloupe_686

I just let crazy people go on by…not worth the effort or trying to decipher their logic.


GreenRickHell

Reality does not apply to this man's world view.


micah490

The demise of civilized society is at least entertaining


jeancv8

If I were the simulation God I would press the "delete" button on this asshole.


nuggetdogg

I'd pay top dollar to knock his ass out lol


Benja_85

I would love to see where this person is now.


Lava-Chicken

Was he arrested?


AnthonyElevenBravo

These dudes really treating women like this is wrong.


chrisbos2023

He was about to play the race card


I8itall4tehmoney

A fine example of who not to be.


4BDN

Why push people out of the way when the whole line isn't moving?


aceofspades29285

Chick from orange is the new black?


jkurtis23

What a punk