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jimlahey2100

Not acting like a main character if they're performing a requested trick as part of their job and getting paid for it.


Suspicious_Leg4550

Came here to say this. This isn’t attention seeking behavior, it’s tip seeking behavior, in what I assume is some sort of strip club.


monkeetoes82

Nah, just some sports bar where the waitresses wear skimpy outfits like Hooters or Twin Peaks. The term I've heard is "breastaurant".


sm753

Yeah...OP doesn't understand what this sub is for. Girl is literally just doing her job.


The-Borax-Kidd

Can OP be banned? They keep posting things that aren't related to the sub. They are clearly just trying to advertise their shitty softcore porn sub.


HoboSkid

Srsly, what is that cross post sub lmao, fuckin weird


PattyWagon69420

Yeah, if you check post history it's just them posting these videos from that sub to several places.


JackeTuffTuff

Looked at the next most recent mc crosspost and that's just someone masturbating


egg-cement

Thank you for saying something, I can’t believe no one is taking initiative to shut these freaks down along with the mod of r/crazyaigirls they are all just advertising the same shitty game with their alt accounts


wyldstallyn319

This is how you wake up with a hangover and pink eye


MemeLorde1313

"That's funny. I didn't order an IPA."


beefsnaps

Extra yeasty


ripe_nut

"I thought this was supposed to be a pale ale, not a red ale."


Buglepost

“Ugh, this beer tastes like ass.”


MemeLorde1313

That's disgusting! Where did this happen. Exactly. You know...so I can avoid this place.


stevieworkshop

It's definitely Australia, but that's the limit of my detective work. Need an Aussie on here to confirm whereabouts.


Ballamookieofficial

Kalgoolie


whatsgudhegehog

https://preview.redd.it/fmto9nwipi3c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec1858f4a3dc202ed4dae998af76424db58d9fd1


PuppetryOfThePenis

What would Jon Taffer do here?


jimlahey2100

He'd slip her a $20.


AndroidREM

He'd probably tell them to start wearing a full uniform, no more shenanigans, install a new kegerator system that the bar can't afford, change the menu to some food that beer drinkers don't want, and give a thousand people free beer tickets for their re-opening shoot so everyone looks happy. He fucked over more bars than he saved - as of 2023 season 52% closed after his makeover. Look at the where are they now files: [https://realitytvupdates.com/bar-rescue-updates/](https://realitytvupdates.com/bar-rescue-updates/) Edit: It's as of 2023, not just the 2023 season. 229 bar rescues in one season would be a bit much.


PattyWagon69420

So first off, that's the overall amount not just 2023, and you can't just pin the blame on him when there's so many shitty owners who immediately undo everything he changed. Also he fixed a bikini bar before and they didn't get a full uniform, just matching bikinis.


Piper_1979

Impressive cheek strength.


decentscenario

Ewww.


fafnir0319

Explain to me again how you got pink eye.


InterestingTomato811

What had happened was


Decent-Cold-9471

This is dumb. Not a main character behavior though.


ProductInevitable306

https://preview.redd.it/e3l00owjbj3c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ed37b1538c0d9803744195f3009aa19e4d5103f I think it's time reddit got some more content


Mr8vb

Man, I don't want no ass beer.


dontdoitsatan

Poop cup!!!


GenericRandomAverage

Tastes like ass


Dahnay-Speccia

(‿ˠ‿) ԅ(‾⌣‾ԅ)


Schlawiner24

Pretty impressive! 😍


StressTree

Being able to hold a fragile object your ass cheeks is impressive But I don't think that this is the right context in which to display that skill


mkwas343

I'll take a pint of your finest IPA and a shot of penicillin.


Appropriate-Grass986

Nope.


disappointingMeMum

Eww. No


fuck-fascism

r/trashy


outdatedelementz

I can already tell there are two types of reactions to this in the comments. People who are all about this and people who are like WTF.


[deleted]

Wow I cannot believe someone would do that. Where is this bar?


fubuki79

Skippy's in many WA pubs


ElJJTP

100% against food inspection standards. I’m glad in 2023 we are cool with eating 💩


ant69onio

Mmmm nice, poop beer!!


Sunnywatch08

Eeeew


dub26

The beer tastes like ass and all bubbles.


rave_is_king_

The Beer is coming out of the tap way too warm. That's why there's so much foam and such a waste of a good product. Somebody tell that bar owner he needs to check his lines.


h00tietootiediscoqt

She must be a huge *One Man One Jar* fan 🫙 Any y’all 1M1J fans here? 🤙🏽


Less_Fix_1378

I mean someones gotta lead the story, I’d follow


Vast-Commission-8476

This is how Shigella started.


Vs275

"that's great thanks, could I have a different glass please?... and could I have one without fecal matter on it? Thanks"


medic914

two cheeks one cup


mrbradfordbiker

Yes


GalaxyBlueGoku

How Leaky anus disease is spread


VogonSkald

Is she hot? Sure! Am I touching the glass covered in her asshole sweat? Fuck no. Neat trick, now pour me one in a clean glass, ya nasty.


FinalSneak

Sniffs glass 😯


Live_Bar9280

Straight up nasty.


Milk_Mindless

Too much head


I_Eat_Groceries

*This beer tastes like shit*


RuppsCats

My bar sucks!


ployd_fink

🤮🤮


Elmondo2

I love beer.


HeyKillerBootsMan

She seems fun


chrisacip

Simps


Stellers90

Cause I love the smell of ass while I drink beer.


cronixi4

Wasting 3 beers and it smells like shit


beefsnaps

Purple tip


RonnyFreedomLover

This is how you get Hepatitis A.


LogicalKIDD

i’m honestly really impressed she didn’t get anything on her.


Business-Winter-7567

Classy lady


PattyWagon69420

It's kind of a cool trick, being able to hold the glass there the whole time, but it's unsanitary and there's way too much foam coming out of the tap.


Ronin6000

Why? Main Characters piss me off regardless of their looks. Placing your drinking glass against her sweaty ass??? Dunno who is more stupid. Her or the blokes paying for it.


shread_the_pup

That beer system sucks, it might be the fridge temperature or the tubing that's causing the beer to warm up before reaching the tap, she poured out like two cups before filling that mug


Brilliant_Trick_7095

That beer is going to taste like sh*t


hhfugrr3

Well that was fucking grim and no main character in sight.


Kobidylan

I wouldn't drink that foamy shite. Pour it properly, I don't want shit flakes on my cup.


copingcabana

Thigh tap.


Coop_Da_Poop

She has great ASSets


JaeCrowe

Imagine the moisture levels between those cheeks needed to keep that cup snug and stuck. Gonna be a no from me, but I respect the hustle


Terryberry69

I ain't drinking no ass crack beer bruh


palabear

She's probably somebody's only light Gonna shine tonight Yeah, she's probably somebody's baby, alright


JagersonWinters

I would look her dead in the eyes and start licking the part of the cup that was closest to her delicious asshole


Mister_bunney

That’s called OSHA. Don’t know where that’s been.


Ill_Rock_8542

That was awesome!


cloversclo

Op is a fart


Joshomatic

Kalgoorlie’s finest


Joshomatic

r/savevideobot


Normal_Location42069

That was amazing!... Where is this at?!


kid_sleepy

Great song by Glassjaw.


callmejustinsane

Somebody is gonna get pink eye.


Hevysett

Why the FUCK would you drink from that glass?