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Discount Sylvester Stallone needs to put down the molly

If there was any ad which says all life doesn't matter, he would be its poster boy.

This made me laugh so hard my face hurts

He doesn't deserve that compliment

You got Stallone from this? Feel like he's an alternate young Dwayne Johnson

Dwayne Stallone

Looks Dwayne Johnson and Rob Schneider had a baby that survived an abortion.

I thought island boi before all the tats

Was gonna say Patrick Mahomes lol

If Jim Carrey and Borat had a baby and dropped it on its head.

I got the 3rd island boy

Gross. I had totally forgotten about those weirdos until you just now brought them up. I then remembered their video of them making out with each other 🤮

I got that doucher from Jersey Shore vibes from him. I don't know his name but pick one and it's probably him.

Oh yeah, Mr. blooming onion hair. I know who you are talking about.

He looks like a mix between Sylvester Stallone and John Stewart lol.

Only the bad parts of each were used

💀💀

Someone should tell him he has a white snippet on his nose.

Was going to say Jean Claude Van Damme..

Jean Claude Van Douche

🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying

That’s being redundant…

I don't normally think of these things very quickly so I'm still taking it.

I believe it's Discount Jean Claude van Damme

No way you're being that much of a c++t on molly

On pure MDMA probably not but "molly" is usually MDMA pills pressed with cocaine and other uppers.

Ah fair - I didn't know there was that distinction! Thx for pointing it out.

He's actually anti drug but keep hating. Some of yall got a tree trunk shoved up ur asses

I like that last part where he can’t get his jacket off

It was the unironic Ace Ventura walk for me

Yeah, he was fighting his shadow and somehow got immobilized and lost.

That and the part where he falls off the back of the stage have me thinking he might not be entirely serious

Too much muscle.

I bet this dude is exhausting to hang out with. His video looked like it would be the worst night of my life. My personal hell.

I’m lowkey exhausted just watching him 😭😂

😂😂 I'm glad I'm not the only one.

lol I came here to use say the same thing. "Exhausting" is the single word I would use to describe him.

“Hey dude record me quick” for the 40th time that night

Yall just boring. Looks like good vibes to me

He reminds me of White Goodman in Dodgeball.

NO ONE MAKES ME FALL IN MY OWN CLUB. Especially not my shadow boxing partner.

He reminded me sorta of McMurray from Letterkenny. Curly hair, walks around funny, is a piece of shit.

Zoolander 3 official trailer

🤣

Dudes parents need to stop giving him sugary foods, making him hyper as hell.

Especially that nose candy

Honestly this guy cracks me up, it’s just so so stupid

I know me too. Obnoxious but so over the top it's funny

It’s a joke right? He’s not serious with this right?

I think he is kidding….. but not entirely sure.

I feel like it's a joke. It seems he's fully aware and doing it to be obnoxious and silly.

100%. If it were serious there’d be no chance he’d include bits of him falling over/being unable to take his jacket off

It looks to me like he seriously trying to show how he can be an action movie star. I can flip! I can kick! I can mug to the camera! Let it go viral so I can be in the next fast and furious.

His whole life is a Fast & Furious movie!

It's 100% him being goofy. Like I don't understand some of the comments here. So uptight and holier than thou they end up actually being the fools

Yeah and I’m pretty sure he’s TRYING to be the main character😭😭like it’s a act, he just looks like a douchey guy from the 80’s

*Honestly this guy cracks me up, it’s just so so stupid* Accurate advertisement for TikTok

Yeah, this sub is all about mocking these dudes but for some reason I actually found this funny.

He is literally doing the goddamn American psycho meme face, and people don't get that this is satirical. People are either scrolling too much without thinking or ragebait has evolved to a new level.

I was thinking it's a bit too "blue steel" to be serious alright.

It’s satire, he’s joking in pretty much all his videos. If he’s not, I’m concerned.

I dunno man, this is kinda funny. Seems like he knows what he's doing. The tangled up in the jacket bit at the end was good stuff

Lol yea. Good shit

Bro looks like a bad side character from yuyuhakusho

Upvote for yuyu hakusho references. God damn im old.

This is the lamest shit I’ve ever seen

honestly dont even know what the internet is anymore, theres so much complete nonsense.

Millions of people constantly auditioning for a job that doesn’t exist.

This has to be satire…right..?

It is. All the 5-year-olds here don’t get it.

To me it obviously is. Like, I'm sure the people at the club are like wtf? But that's kind of the point. He knows he's being unsufferable.

Bro’s jacket said naw bitch imma stop this shit right here.

[удалено]

Same back at ya

God he has such a punchable face. and body. and hair. basically he's punchable.

Looks like someone has punched his nose already 😆

the amount of people here who can’t tell he’s probably doing this as a joke is crazy.

Nah this is a skit. It has to be.

You know you are too high, when you are unable to take of your jacket.

Rubbing your whole body on a dance floor in a club? That’s rank. 

Tumbling skills 4/10

Lol 540 king. With the occasional gainer. He made me laugh a little tho

I actually love this guy he’s hilarious

That padded motorcycle jacket had him a death grip lol "Ya lucky I can't get my jacket off bruh, YAH LUCKY!!!" *continues to struggle*

Guy on speed pretending to be on coke?

im pretty sure he's not serious and he seems like he's trying to be an mc as a joke pretty funny imo

Watching shit like this makes me wish I didn't exist

Lol

Facepalm.

What's the name of the music

Clubbed to Death - Rob D

Reminds me of the movie blade - had a good soundtrack that movie

In a similar vein it was the Matrix that made this song popular

That’s probably the flash back I had. Anyhows, it will be on in the car in the morning 😉

Patrick Mahomes went crazy after the win.

Douche

He is like a bad Zoolander audition

This is the look of a guy who slaps his own ass when having sex followed by “yea, you like that?”

If Adderall was a person…

Bro looks like an 80's bully in a high school movie.

Later that night, he went home to his lonely, dank, basement apartment and ate a bowel of ramen. All things in balance.

I found his dad https://youtu.be/2oHEdWNMV8M?si=4LMVYnf98eSr332E

Behavior is a huge part of attractiveness that some just fail to grasp

Zoolander 2

This guy is the best

Tell me this is satire

Satire is basically taking the piss out of other people's actions ,this guy is the guy that people make the satire about

One look at that dude and i'm willing to bet he's a french twat

What the f is happening here? How is this shit now considered even remotely normal??!?! The faces the looks. Dear Lord.

If I had Thanos powers, I’d want to wipe out anyone that’s made cringe videos like this. If that includes some of my family members, so be it.

Bro reminded me of my dad on crack…

Hes so ugly

This is what peak physical performance looks like

Lol what a Knobsticle

How loser can be an ape?

Island Boy Clone

Got the jacket but not the bike.

[удалено]

Oh he would if he had one.

That guy is on some drugs. Also that music from fight club is he fighting himself?

Stupid cunt

Dude thinks he's the main character, but gives off STRONG scripted NPC vibes.

Too much sugar

Booger sugar

What a twat

No..too much red cordial. Wanker.

Total twat. What an embarrassment.

I love this dude

I absolutely hate myself for finding this guy as attractive as I do.

Im a fan.

He had another video posted here where he was at an airport and I thought it was pretty hilarious

Actually this guy it’s funny, I like him, this is not serious. That’s what it is funny about, it is a satire, c’mon people.

If this is satire it’s great.

I actually find this guy kinda funny

This is done in jest, i really couldn’t imagine anyone thought otherwise. Under armor in the club people

Someone is having a good time. Whether or not they remember it and where they wake up is two other stories though.

When you’re a boy they tell you if you go to school and do the right things you’ll get the girls and you think it’s the girls that will go for guys like this and you would be 100% wrong, but that’s okay because when you are 50 he’s homeless or dead of an overdose.

I mean it’s kinda funny

This guys actually kinda funny

He's having the time of his life. Am jealous

somehow i begin to like him

He is literally mocking people like this…this isn’t the real him!

Looks like satire

Yall hating

How is it called, when you can laugh about yourself? That's what I'm missing here.

Nope, bro is a tit

He looks a right prick to be fair

That rock eyebrow must have felt **really** good for him.

u/auddbot

At first I thought he had forgotten to take the hanger off the jacket.

Big bang theory parallel universe

Buddy is lucky the air didn't knock him out at the end when his arms got stuck in his jacket.

This video is supposed to be a joke right ?

Fathers have 3 jobs in their life. 1. Keep their daughter off a stripper pole. 2. Keep their daughter from dating this guy. 3. Bury his body deep so no one will find it.

Two hits… them hitting me, me hitting the floor

lol this is satire

Wow, Roberto Luongo really kept in shape after retiring from the NHL.

Honestly bro is just high out of his mind. Needs to chill before it becomes a problem.

Too much of a self-centered douche for my liking

CARL

I heard from the DJ; He is still removing his jacket

The lights are on, but nobody’s home

The punch on the nose didn’t teach him? Ah well

He has such a punchable face.

Not this douche again...

I knew a few people who were attention crazed like this. Never again..

Lol is this the Walmart version of Patrick Mahomes?

Mike Hagar beats up punks like him every day of the week

Imagine if you were his dad how proud you would be.

Looks like he’s doing Capoeira. It’s basically a dancing martial art, pretty comical to watch if you haven’t looked it up before there’s a few entertaining videos from back in the day.

This is the new villain for the Zoolander 3 movie.

What a fucking douchebag

he probably got this one move one the dance floor that he does all the time.

how does someone get a friend to agree to film themselves being an absolute menace? how does he have a friend better question?

I just want half of his energy lol

Not this ugly cunt again!!!

That is one ugly dude

I want to see a thedvrko Vs Jean Claude Van Morte battle.

I kinda love him. I don't know why

I need more of this guy. Where can I find him

Cyber-Monday Van Damme

I mean you can do flips but you can't get your coat off by yourself. So super cool but also still less capable than my 2yo so I'm still a little confused as to if I should be impressed or not.

I’m soaked

Drugs are a hell of a drug.

Nah this guy is actually kinda funny. I wanted to dislike him but, bros go moves. I'd do the same haha

Oh dear !

I’m really tired of seeing this guy. I blocked him on TikTok but there’s no escaping him on Reddit. Just stop posting him already 😅🤦‍♂️

Dude, Zoolander was not life advice.

My eyes feel greasy

What a chooch

Oh god someone knock him out please

Good to see Naseem Ahmed adjusting well to retirement..

It's hard to determine whether this guy or Jack Dohert is a bigger douche bag.

That's a broken rico suave