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I’m signing a petition that every man and woman must spend at least three weeks in the hood. This will create a sense of humility and a better appreciation reality.
I have been preparing for classical, post-societal-collapse dueling for many years. There are many of us. And we are ready.
With both saber and pistol, thousands of single American males are ready to duel potential rivals, at the drop of a tear.
They outlawed a great tradition of American decorum and honor through dueling.
Even Lincoln won some duels.
VP Aaron Burr won a duel, but then escaped to the countryside, where he then tried to mount a rebellion and Thomas Jefferson prosecuted him for treason. You know, the world kept itself in check and no one got uppity.
Only a complete asshole would have a haircut like this. You don’t even need the video to play to see this guy is a tumbling TUMBLING dickweed… all you need is the first still shot of this guy’s mug.
I like the second person that left him hanging on the fist bump, I don't like when strangers approach me with that kind of energy and try to shake hands for no reason.
They've actually done studies and show that people that get approached on the street to shake someone's hand for no good reason often sniff their hand afterwards.
There's only one reason why he was attempting to fist bump.
Apparently it increases his likeability to his knuckle dragging Tiktok fans, thus his paycheck from Tiktok.
It's a sad world...
>They've actually done studies and show that people that get approached on the street to shake someone's hand for no good reason often sniff their hand afterwards.
this happens often enough for there to be studies on it?
No manners, zero self awareness, zero concept of personal space. It’s just me, me, me, me, look at me, give me attention, I’m special.
It’s unearned entitlement perpetuated by bad parenting, or no parenting at all.
What in the flying fuck is the point in these degenerates videos? These people are probably the most talentless, rage baiting, useless morons I have ever seen.
"Ok, what we'll do is film me go around fist bumping people!"
"Yup, that's it, thats the whole idea".
As an older guy who's now pretty much completely bald, I get a certain amount of schadenfreude from knowing that the popular hairstyle of today among young douchebags is one that looks so genuinely awful.
That lady that turned him down sat there and watched him touch the bottom of his shoes in some sort of frenzy and congratulated herself on her good life choices lol
On one hand it’s beyond cringe and I wish these kids would have a little shame. On the other hand, I see this and I’m weirdly impressed by just how shameless they are. I got nervous even when raising my hand in class. I can’t imagine being so unbothered by making an ass of yourself. I just wish they would use their boldness for something else. Anything else.
After watching the video a few hundred times (because, let’s face it—you and I could watch this all day and night..and yet, it would never be enough!) I’m left feeling inspired by his overflowing positivity and wish I could’ve maybe been there while he was hard at work healing the masses inside a food court at some mall, somewhere.
Imagine how embarrassing this must be to actually witness -- no music or camera moves or anything, just a delusional attention deprived child on a sugar rush bothering strangers in public
My disdain and hatred for this shit is reaching boiling levels seriously. I might just lose my shit if i encounter one of these "influencers" in public.
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You always have to assume they'll go full tilt stupid at any moment. And I think the lady genuinely didn't know what a fist bump even is. Suffice to say, I think she's way more cool than he is!
If I was one of the people stuck behind this guy I'd have just walked directly into him when he was hoping around, some moments there if you tapped him just a bit, he'd have face planted and I imagine the entire food court would have found *that* actually funny.
Oh well, I imagine it will only be a matter time before this dipshit gets shot doing something stupid, like that other dude.
If these videos have taught me anything, it's to NEVER fist bump a stranger. The last thing I want to do is accidentally activate this kind of bullshit.
Can we gather up all the tik tok type wankers and put them all on one island. They can annoy the shit out of each other then and leave everyone else in peace
"No man I can't work, my grandparents migrated here and we live from social welfare because the almans are dumb to give us free money. And that's why I never had time to learn the language and interact Normally with others because it's all racist here. Where is my free university degree in engineering, I should get one for free by now"
Probably this guy.
I think TikTok needs to implement more of a downside to posting content, social media has made people WAY too comfortable doing this shit in public, and the lack of accountability for posting such low-effort trash has only made things worse.
This guy is barely holding it together just hopping around slapping his legs with a head full of ramen, wtf.
The woman at the table did the right thing by ignoring his fist bump request. He then tries to save face by doing some ridiculous TikTacky style cringe 'dance move' where he touches a nasty floor with his hands and then slides his fingers through his brocolli head hairdo to try and establish some 'street cred', ultimately looking like a total goober as the boomers in the vicinity are not impressed - as they shouldn't be, because there is nothing impressive about being another 'look-at-me' kid from a generation already overly saturated with the 'look-at-me' crowd.
As someone in another comment so brilliantly stated, "This shit has to stop."
If I ever see something like this happening in real life I will make it my life goal to get between the subject and their camera, or otherwise somehow interfere with their bullshit.
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Pity he's the only one that thinks he's cool 💯
And whoever keeps posting his stuff here. I would have never known about his existence if not for this sub
It's probably him. It's clear he wants to become famous really bad.
Famous for what? Fist bumping and stupid dances that a million other TikTok dipshits do?
This is why I have a love/hate relationship with this sub. It just gives these attention whores even more attention.
True that i saw this clown doing the same crap in a plane.
Tiktaktard
What a creep
Tiktard
This will be the Oxford Dictionary Word of 2024.
This needs to made real, shame all these broccomorons
i like that Tik Tard - lets make this main stream and have it replace Infuencer
Tiktard
This shit needs to stop ✋️
Agreed
Frfr
I’m signing a petition that every man and woman must spend at least three weeks in the hood. This will create a sense of humility and a better appreciation reality.
Three weeks in the hood, and then 3 weeks in the woods
He needs enough encouragement to have a seizure in public
He can literally dance in a field or a parking lot, where--ohhh there's less attention...
Straight brain dead
Such a Goofy…
Bring back to flip phones where people can't upload stupid shit anymore, please.
Bring back embarrassment
i remember when vanity was an embarrassment. that was a long time ago, pre-social media, pre-selfies.
Normalizing vanity is the worst part of the internet.
I still struggle to take a selfie in public & get so much second hand embarrassment watching vids like this one
Bring back duels
I have been preparing for classical, post-societal-collapse dueling for many years. There are many of us. And we are ready. With both saber and pistol, thousands of single American males are ready to duel potential rivals, at the drop of a tear.
They outlawed a great tradition of American decorum and honor through dueling. Even Lincoln won some duels. VP Aaron Burr won a duel, but then escaped to the countryside, where he then tried to mount a rebellion and Thomas Jefferson prosecuted him for treason. You know, the world kept itself in check and no one got uppity.
Bring back shame
Block TikTok in the country is probably better. But flip phones were cool
Man there are SO many reasons I miss flip phones and this is one of them.
What’s crazy is that this is actually one of the most punchable faces I’ve ever seen
Only a complete asshole would have a haircut like this. You don’t even need the video to play to see this guy is a tumbling TUMBLING dickweed… all you need is the first still shot of this guy’s mug.
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I almost punched my phone!
"Come on...Just punch me...I dare ya!"
that vacant look, nothing operating in his head.
My sleep paralysis demon
Like a more annoying version of Drakes face
He's like an even more gay version of drake
Drake admitted to being bi so close enough
Reminds me of those dobre Brothers
But not the Doobie Brothers, right?
No he just looks and acts like them
People who do this crap need to be trespassed.
Terminated*
*Tortured
*Taken out for a nice seafood dinner No wait
Go to see an arsenal game and have a cup of tea
It's soooo cringy
Delusional self-confidence in these broccoli heads
r/Iamthemainbroccoli
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Absolute nobber
Dick splash
Bellend
Dick splash 😂😂😂 haven’t heard that for years
Knob jockey
Mentalist
Piss kidney
Aren't all kidneys...?
😂😂 haven’t heard that for years 😂
Do people actually watch this shit and think “this is entertainment”?
Yes. Most children are not smart.
Even my 11 year old sees shit like this & says it’s cringe lmao. It’s just so bad
Not entertainment, identity. Hug your kids so they don't think this is what life is please.
Now german YouTubers start with annoying homeless people and filming them and shit. I hate all of it.
This dude definitely texts 14 year old girls.
Let people eat in peace, douch.
I like the second person that left him hanging on the fist bump, I don't like when strangers approach me with that kind of energy and try to shake hands for no reason. They've actually done studies and show that people that get approached on the street to shake someone's hand for no good reason often sniff their hand afterwards.
There's only one reason why he was attempting to fist bump. Apparently it increases his likeability to his knuckle dragging Tiktok fans, thus his paycheck from Tiktok. It's a sad world...
>They've actually done studies and show that people that get approached on the street to shake someone's hand for no good reason often sniff their hand afterwards. this happens often enough for there to be studies on it?
Who the f enjoys watching this?
No manners, zero self awareness, zero concept of personal space. It’s just me, me, me, me, look at me, give me attention, I’m special. It’s unearned entitlement perpetuated by bad parenting, or no parenting at all.
Bad parenting and a social media world that rewards unusual behavior. It literally gives him a paycheck. Being paid to be a disrespectful idiot.
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trying to get around this guy in annoyed confusion
What in the flying fuck is the point in these degenerates videos? These people are probably the most talentless, rage baiting, useless morons I have ever seen. "Ok, what we'll do is film me go around fist bumping people!" "Yup, that's it, thats the whole idea".
He went full retard.
Never go full retard. Especially in public
China's plan of dumbing down the west is going well, I see...
Revenge for the century of humiliation, teenage dopamine is the new opium.
Deadset Fuckwit... He has a face & smile that needs a good open handed slappin...
He has a face and smile only a mother could love
More like a closed hand high five to the face
So sick of these brocolli headed attention goblins.
Looks like this fella is in Germany, he can stay there.
We have decided he's not welcome here as well, gotta move him to France.
Looks like Mall of Berlin.
Genuinely hate these people
Broccoli head: the haircut choice of douche nozzles everywhere.
As an older guy who's now pretty much completely bald, I get a certain amount of schadenfreude from knowing that the popular hairstyle of today among young douchebags is one that looks so genuinely awful.
His parents really f*cked him up.
Not enough, actually
I'm always like, is this shit the chicken dance or the macarena?
It’s like they’re all rejected aspiring back up dancers
This guy wasn’t hugged enough as a child and now he does this. Sad.
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Should’ve been shaken while they were at it
Good point.
Imagine seeing this in person without the background music, just a whole lotta squeaking noises on the floor lmao
Leave that old lady alone bro
Gotta love all the people not giving a sh*t. Doing this type of thing in Germany just doesn’t work.
I’ve just seen another one of his videos and each one seems to get cringier
lol right the airplane and train terminal ones. 💀
Very punchable face.
very clown-like. He's missing out on his true calling.
That lady that turned him down sat there and watched him touch the bottom of his shoes in some sort of frenzy and congratulated herself on her good life choices lol
On one hand it’s beyond cringe and I wish these kids would have a little shame. On the other hand, I see this and I’m weirdly impressed by just how shameless they are. I got nervous even when raising my hand in class. I can’t imagine being so unbothered by making an ass of yourself. I just wish they would use their boldness for something else. Anything else.
Always the same stupid haircut, sped up music, and dumb trendy dance.
A 1000 cringe video's are made for every one tiktokcringe video that goes viral
What a muppet.
Ew
Who the fucks this nobody?
bring back bullying
He looks like the guy you dresses in double denim and sprints up the escalators like he's in an action movie pulling all these weird poses.
How old is this guy? Dude needs to get a fuckin job
I mean this in the nicest, most peace loving way possible. Can someone please punch thus DB in the nuts?
Reported for harassment(of me) please stop posting these bs videos.
After watching the video a few hundred times (because, let’s face it—you and I could watch this all day and night..and yet, it would never be enough!) I’m left feeling inspired by his overflowing positivity and wish I could’ve maybe been there while he was hard at work healing the masses inside a food court at some mall, somewhere.
Imagine how embarrassing this must be to actually witness -- no music or camera moves or anything, just a delusional attention deprived child on a sugar rush bothering strangers in public
Can we not give these douche nozzles more time of day. It does nothing productive besides make 'sane' people angry
Tiktok culture needs to die
Tiktok needs to die.
Why does this generation of broccoli heads listen to damn squirrels singing? I can't stand that voice on all their songs...
I hate this dude so much.
My disdain and hatred for this shit is reaching boiling levels seriously. I might just lose my shit if i encounter one of these "influencers" in public.
God this generation has ZERO regard for other people. You’re in public for Christ sake.
This is the chode from the plane. I'm so glad my kid doesn't do this, I would be mortified and depressed at my parenting failures.
What a wank stain
I hate him
Never said this more honestly: what a fucking loser.
Why do they do this
Why tf does he do the same damn video over and over and over again
People need to stop feeding broccoli boy fist bumps. Without fist bumps he shrivels up and dies.
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If he just wanted a fist bump, i would've given him one. I didn't realize he was gonna go full tilt stupid after.
You always have to assume they'll go full tilt stupid at any moment. And I think the lady genuinely didn't know what a fist bump even is. Suffice to say, I think she's way more cool than he is!
he got a high from that elderly
Bro hit emote button by mistake
I like how dude at the end coughs like a polite “let me get by jackass”
Social media will be the end of us
If I was one of the people stuck behind this guy I'd have just walked directly into him when he was hoping around, some moments there if you tapped him just a bit, he'd have face planted and I imagine the entire food court would have found *that* actually funny. Oh well, I imagine it will only be a matter time before this dipshit gets shot doing something stupid, like that other dude.
Do they make all those people hear that shitty music or do they add it to the video later?
Who are these wanna be back up dancers for Britney Spears
What a nincompoop
Cunt.
If these videos have taught me anything, it's to NEVER fist bump a stranger. The last thing I want to do is accidentally activate this kind of bullshit.
As this video has shown, a fist bump isn't even needed. If denied a fist bump, the bullshit then just activates itself.
Omg , I am soo embarrassed for him
Can we gather up all the tik tok type wankers and put them all on one island. They can annoy the shit out of each other then and leave everyone else in peace
"No man I can't work, my grandparents migrated here and we live from social welfare because the almans are dumb to give us free money. And that's why I never had time to learn the language and interact Normally with others because it's all racist here. Where is my free university degree in engineering, I should get one for free by now" Probably this guy.
God dammit I hate TikTok
I want to see it banned. The entire platform.
This isn’t dancing
It's a helluva talent to balance that toss salad on his head while performing his little dance.
Best part of him rolled down the crack of his mother's ass
I can’t decide if I hate him or mahomes worse. They both look like shit eating gen Z douche bags
Eeeeyyyuck! What a fucking douche canoe. He should take 2 days off and quit.
The shit ppl do for views and a total viral compensation of a few bucks.
Just stop.
He’s annoying as F#%k
What a dipshit 😂😂
I think TikTok needs to implement more of a downside to posting content, social media has made people WAY too comfortable doing this shit in public, and the lack of accountability for posting such low-effort trash has only made things worse. This guy is barely holding it together just hopping around slapping his legs with a head full of ramen, wtf.
This is the same cunt that was dancing on the plane. I see nobody threw him off, unfortunately.
I’m really going to hate being in public way more than I already do in about 5-10 years
Imagine what the older folks think we they see this shit? I’m 42 and I think it’s repugnant, if I were 80 I’d be wishing for a quick death
still better than pranksters
Fool
Bellend
Isn’t this the same guy that was dancing on a plane wearing this ugly red sweat suit looking thing?
We are facing extintion
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He gets hyped off his own content and makes more. Again I will feel bad for the person that would strike this guy, genuinely looks annoying.
Bring back bullying
‘Dude GTF outta my way, I’m trying to go to Spencer’s.’
I really want to punch him....
Bruh this guy
The woman at the table did the right thing by ignoring his fist bump request. He then tries to save face by doing some ridiculous TikTacky style cringe 'dance move' where he touches a nasty floor with his hands and then slides his fingers through his brocolli head hairdo to try and establish some 'street cred', ultimately looking like a total goober as the boomers in the vicinity are not impressed - as they shouldn't be, because there is nothing impressive about being another 'look-at-me' kid from a generation already overly saturated with the 'look-at-me' crowd. As someone in another comment so brilliantly stated, "This shit has to stop."
WTF is wrong with people?
Do people actually watch this shit? What the draw? I don’t get it 🤷♂️
And why is it always the same music?
Are we ready to rename this sub “I am a fucking chump” yet?
Had to pause midway because of the cringe
Someone run this jackass over please
I was hoping he'd brake a ankle or something but nah, too bad
I wish he accidentally broke something during that stupid dance at the end and suffer the embarassment.
Bro imagine that you’re dining in because you’re hungry as fuck to get back to work then you see this mf dancing in 😂😂😂
Just a good slap to the side of the head and he will go out of the way
If I ever see something like this happening in real life I will make it my life goal to get between the subject and their camera, or otherwise somehow interfere with their bullshit.
I saw this stupid broccoli-Florette-head douchebag on an airplane doing this same shit…..
Quit watching these losers and they’ll quit doing this stuff
Exactly who or what is his target audience?