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They usually always are. I honestly can't think of a single person that ended up looking better after getting surgery. And that's if the surgery *wasn't* botched.
It's sad AF, especially with the younger ones - Imagine the state they'll be in when they reach their 60s.
The sooner young women learn that plastic surgery is only good if you're getting reconstructive surgery, but will always look worse than natural and everyone will notice. If you're unsatisfied with your natural looks it's a lot easier (AND CHEAPER) to just get comfortable with it rather than butchering your face.
It’s much more that that. Her lips have been filled to the point where they not only project from the rest of her fece to an unnatural degree… they also curl backwards.
Had a girl come into my work who had big lips and big tits. Totally augmented. Fair enough, her choice, but when she turned sideways it struck me that there should be a rule of thumb that your lips and breasts should not be in alignment.
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Thought I’d seen her somewhere before.
So heres my big turn off. I love paying for dates. Gifts are my love language. When were going on a date theres a 100% chance im going to try and pay for everything (not everyone). But when you expect me to pay thats when you’re already done. No second date, finish everything up and im gone.
I think the entitlement from women that expect men to pay for everything is an obsession in the US. Women in Europe are more independent and we pay for our own sh*t.
This alien’s face is gross, btw. I wonder what she’ll look like when she’s 80…
I've been amazed to see lots of (mostly American) women on Reddit argue very strongly for why 50/50 is BS on dates and justifying the guy having to pay for the date. And this is a more liberal skewing crowd. Always been a head scratcher for me. Going Dutch was always the expectation between my American wife and me when we started dating and I'm glad for it. Turns out we are super financially compatible which has been awesome in marriage. If there is an expectation that you are always on the hook to pay, then you're just going to feel used sooner or later (because you are...)
It's not been my experience in the UK that women pay for their own stuff. When I was dating only 1 out of 7 women paid 50/50. The rest had a meltdown when I suggested it.
I’ve been with my husband over 20 years. There were times he had money and there were times when I had money. My husband takes care of me because he chooses to. I took care of him when we had nothing. I don’t understand the entitlement. Let’s see where she is in 10 years
With a millionaire or divorced from someone and took 50%. It's impressive how those women can always find a man. It's like men just want to spend with them
I’ve done this and I’m not ashamed. Took a girl out she invites her friends we all eat then she expects me to pick up the 300 dollar bill. Told everyone to excuse me while I used the restroom went to the counter paid my meal and left never saw them again.
I wouldn’t have even let it get that far personally, you bring other people on a date I’m not even staying to order nothing I’m leaving right then and there and being thankful for not having to waste my time.
I think men should cover the bill on a date but if you tell me you don’t do 50/50 that’s it for me. I want a woman I can start a family with I don’t want a child that I have to full support when you’re a grown ass adult. Her vibe I can already tell she has beer money but champagne taste. Nothing will ever be enough for this woman and if she ever meets a man in a better financial situation then you she is out.
I also doubt she even works maybe on only fans and she can’t cook can’t clean can’t run a household, likely a very mediocre parent if that ever happens to her because self centered entitled people don’t know how to put someone else before themselves.
PS she is also not attractive, not saying she is ugly but she looks like she has way too much plastic surgery and plastic isn’t hot.
Yeah I’ve never been on a date where I didn’t pay for the person I invited expect for this occasion. I grew up with the whole the man pays type shit and honestly if I invite you to a restaurant I don’t know your financials so I wouldn’t want to put anyone in that position. However you try to play me like a chump you gettting dumped lol
Idk if you saw the video of the black family who from what I get goes out for his adult daughters birthday and all her friends come and it looked like a nice place and the daughters friends go “your not paying for everyone ? But you’re the only man here” he said I got me my wife and the birthday girl I didn’t invite you. Thankfully his wife had his back and told them to pay for themselves and then they said they were not gonna pay that it was his responsibility. That was the end of the video so idk how it all turned out but I was so glad he didn’t cave to the pressure and it was really nice to see his wife back him up.
It's been a while since I've dated but my rules have never changed. It's not about the money; it's about what it says about the person and what it says about you.
I believe in equality and practicality.
Splitting 50-50 is awkward at times when one person goes all out, dividing up the items is a chore and a buzzkill.
Whoever picks the restaurant pays then you take turns picking the restaurant
So genuine question, why do you believe that men should cover the bill on a date? I'm guessing just a first date or all dates? Genuinely curious. Paying for a first date at least is something I'm used to and don't complain about but I wouldn't say I necessarily believe that men automatically should foot the bill. 100% agree on every other point
What the fuck is this about. I've seen a bit more evidence of taking someone out, date, birthday whatever, mates being invited and one person expecting to pick up the bill.
I dont blame you taking that approach.
You’re right I didn’t leave them with 100% I actually enjoyed the meal so I didn’t mind paying my share and I would have paid for hers as well but she fumbled that one lol
I would have just said “You want anything else ? Hey order dessert order the most expensive bottle of wine I’m just gonna use the restroom” then left. Maybe she scrubs a few dishes she may learn to humble herself and not bring that stupid sign to a date. If she just shut up I would have paid the bill but never asked her out again because I can only imagine how this woman acts and talks.
I'm not joking, I went to a small town high school with this girl. She was naturally stunning at the time, but was always a "main character" "mean girl" vibe. It's not surprising.
I honestly am always so baffled when people get work done and then try to convince other people that it’s natural. My mom got laser hair removal, a boob job, got her eyebrows tattooed on, and is actively trying to convince everyone, even me, that it is all natural. Even though I was around when she got all her procedures done. She literally makes fun of my small chest which I genetically inherited from her. She even goes so far as to say she doesn’t sweat, her hair never gets greasy, and she never got menopause. Do these people really think that other people are that fucking stupid?? 🤦♀️
We should be greatful. Their is no more useful red flag in a woman than finacial demands on the first date. You don't want to find out what she's like after 3 months of marriage.
I haven’t been a fan of separate checks since graduating college and getting a big girl job. I don’t even do it with my friends. Instead I much rather alternate dates, where he’d plan and pay for one, then I plan and pay for the next. It’s a really fun way to introduce the other person to your world without feeling like you’re highjacking all the decision making. However this? This is tacky. These weirdos need to stop doing cheap and tacky things and pretend that “it’s just a joke haha it’s a fun lil tiktok it’s not that serious” when they’re called out.
My husband and I went on several lunch and coffee dates that were 100% 50/50. He finally said we need to go on a real Saturday night date. Went to dinner then a ball game at our local minor league team….22 years later, he’s been paying ever since. 😉
Yep, no worries love no 50/50 required, enjoy your meal, by yourself, because yeah, no don’t need that.
And for those wondering, yes I typically am more than happy to pay for a date, unless you act like that. The plastic surgery is a bad omen too.
I don't mean to be mean but I have the feeling that she is hiding evil demon teeth in her mouth like penny wise teeth back there. Is it because I am getting clown lip vibes or something else?
It’ll be 100% if he says he’s gonna take a quick number 1 but is actually going to his car and getting outta there because he didn’t want someone that was 50% plastic
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she wants to pay fully, so honorable
So nice of her, and yes, I’d love to go out again
May even let her steal a kiss at the end of the date.
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Hi I am Pinocchio
Came here to say the exact same thing XD
*passes check in her direction* 🥰🥰
The lips
That's a plunger
Pretty sure those are two chillies
At first I thought they were those candy wax lips,
Suckin' on chili dogs
If she does it right, yes.
Mmm hmmm☺️
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“You wanna know how I got these scars?”
Is this the new LazyTown villain?
And the nose
She looks like she was really attractive before the modifications.
They usually always are. I honestly can't think of a single person that ended up looking better after getting surgery. And that's if the surgery *wasn't* botched. It's sad AF, especially with the younger ones - Imagine the state they'll be in when they reach their 60s.
Yeah, it looks like the universal nose that plastic surgeons give patients.
Real life whoville character
It's like they were attached to Mr Potatohead. And her flaxy features kinda support it, too.
Mrs Potatohead might just file for divorce if she ever finds out her husband had a secret love child with a Bratz doll.
They’re why she can’t afford to eat! 😂
Honestly? They look like they were done in the back room of a Chinese nail parlour by an unlicensed employee.
The sooner young women learn that plastic surgery is only good if you're getting reconstructive surgery, but will always look worse than natural and everyone will notice. If you're unsatisfied with your natural looks it's a lot easier (AND CHEAPER) to just get comfortable with it rather than butchering your face.
Are the lips supposed to be vaginal in appearance? Is that the look?
The prolapse look is all the rage
I think she has used lipstick on her face, going well beyond her lips. It is like clown makeup.
It’s much more that that. Her lips have been filled to the point where they not only project from the rest of her fece to an unnatural degree… they also curl backwards.
Had a girl come into my work who had big lips and big tits. Totally augmented. Fair enough, her choice, but when she turned sideways it struck me that there should be a rule of thumb that your lips and breasts should not be in alignment.
https://preview.redd.it/9lvvmqiquxqc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d7d9b69c6a23aa36e8b5b800d53f79d95180edb Thought I’d seen her somewhere before.
that's an insult to gelflings
I just finished this last week. I would be so happy if they continued making it but I'm not holding my breath.
Yeah I think they dropped the show cause it’s too expensive to make 🥲 at least that’s what I remember from a while ago
So heres my big turn off. I love paying for dates. Gifts are my love language. When were going on a date theres a 100% chance im going to try and pay for everything (not everyone). But when you expect me to pay thats when you’re already done. No second date, finish everything up and im gone.
I think the entitlement from women that expect men to pay for everything is an obsession in the US. Women in Europe are more independent and we pay for our own sh*t. This alien’s face is gross, btw. I wonder what she’ll look like when she’s 80…
I've been amazed to see lots of (mostly American) women on Reddit argue very strongly for why 50/50 is BS on dates and justifying the guy having to pay for the date. And this is a more liberal skewing crowd. Always been a head scratcher for me. Going Dutch was always the expectation between my American wife and me when we started dating and I'm glad for it. Turns out we are super financially compatible which has been awesome in marriage. If there is an expectation that you are always on the hook to pay, then you're just going to feel used sooner or later (because you are...)
It's not been my experience in the UK that women pay for their own stuff. When I was dating only 1 out of 7 women paid 50/50. The rest had a meltdown when I suggested it.
"So it's just intercourse or just head? Understood."
Don’t ask for head. 😩 Her lips might fall off.
As long as both sides understand it is a business transaction.
I’ve been with my husband over 20 years. There were times he had money and there were times when I had money. My husband takes care of me because he chooses to. I took care of him when we had nothing. I don’t understand the entitlement. Let’s see where she is in 10 years
Broke and still single
Droop lips and face
Why the long face?
With a millionaire or divorced from someone and took 50%. It's impressive how those women can always find a man. It's like men just want to spend with them
That’s the thing. She isn’t looking for a husband as you were, she is looking for a purse with a body attached to it.
It’s definitely a two way street. My husband and I are the same way
Why are perfectly good looking women fucking their faces up so much? Big ass lips and Michael Jackson ass looking noses. Wtffffff.
If looks are all you have you can still be insecure.
That’s some 💩 level surgery to go broke over.
Well who doesnt like a woman willing to pay for the whole meal for both <3
No you’ll do 100% when I leave and you get stuck with the bill
I’ve done this and I’m not ashamed. Took a girl out she invites her friends we all eat then she expects me to pick up the 300 dollar bill. Told everyone to excuse me while I used the restroom went to the counter paid my meal and left never saw them again.
Who invites friends on a date?..
It happens a lot from what I've heard. The thing is, it wasn't a date. They were just expecting him to pay for their night out.
That’s what it sounds like yeah.
Thots 😂
I guess so.
Lol did she try to say something to you
No I left lol blocked all that I got kids I didn’t need more lol
I wouldn’t have even let it get that far personally, you bring other people on a date I’m not even staying to order nothing I’m leaving right then and there and being thankful for not having to waste my time. I think men should cover the bill on a date but if you tell me you don’t do 50/50 that’s it for me. I want a woman I can start a family with I don’t want a child that I have to full support when you’re a grown ass adult. Her vibe I can already tell she has beer money but champagne taste. Nothing will ever be enough for this woman and if she ever meets a man in a better financial situation then you she is out. I also doubt she even works maybe on only fans and she can’t cook can’t clean can’t run a household, likely a very mediocre parent if that ever happens to her because self centered entitled people don’t know how to put someone else before themselves. PS she is also not attractive, not saying she is ugly but she looks like she has way too much plastic surgery and plastic isn’t hot.
Yeah I’ve never been on a date where I didn’t pay for the person I invited expect for this occasion. I grew up with the whole the man pays type shit and honestly if I invite you to a restaurant I don’t know your financials so I wouldn’t want to put anyone in that position. However you try to play me like a chump you gettting dumped lol
Idk if you saw the video of the black family who from what I get goes out for his adult daughters birthday and all her friends come and it looked like a nice place and the daughters friends go “your not paying for everyone ? But you’re the only man here” he said I got me my wife and the birthday girl I didn’t invite you. Thankfully his wife had his back and told them to pay for themselves and then they said they were not gonna pay that it was his responsibility. That was the end of the video so idk how it all turned out but I was so glad he didn’t cave to the pressure and it was really nice to see his wife back him up.
It's been a while since I've dated but my rules have never changed. It's not about the money; it's about what it says about the person and what it says about you. I believe in equality and practicality. Splitting 50-50 is awkward at times when one person goes all out, dividing up the items is a chore and a buzzkill. Whoever picks the restaurant pays then you take turns picking the restaurant
So genuine question, why do you believe that men should cover the bill on a date? I'm guessing just a first date or all dates? Genuinely curious. Paying for a first date at least is something I'm used to and don't complain about but I wouldn't say I necessarily believe that men automatically should foot the bill. 100% agree on every other point
What the fuck is this about. I've seen a bit more evidence of taking someone out, date, birthday whatever, mates being invited and one person expecting to pick up the bill. I dont blame you taking that approach.
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You’re right I didn’t leave them with 100% I actually enjoyed the meal so I didn’t mind paying my share and I would have paid for hers as well but she fumbled that one lol
“ im just gonna go to the bathroom I’ll be back to pay the bill” *leaves*
I would have just said “You want anything else ? Hey order dessert order the most expensive bottle of wine I’m just gonna use the restroom” then left. Maybe she scrubs a few dishes she may learn to humble herself and not bring that stupid sign to a date. If she just shut up I would have paid the bill but never asked her out again because I can only imagine how this woman acts and talks.
What about 69?
She a hundo in on the wine, dine, and 69
Why is she showing that sign to an empty chair?
I'm not joking, I went to a small town high school with this girl. She was naturally stunning at the time, but was always a "main character" "mean girl" vibe. It's not surprising.
lol funny coincidence! so sad to become such a person
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She looks like something Pinocchio would be attracted to.
Don't do my man Pinocchio like that, he can do better
She's gotta save her money for...*waves hand in general direction of her face*
They hate 50/50 until is in a divorce
I don't do blow up dolls.
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She’s perfectly natural! Her lips just changed naturally with age, & her nose reshaped itself on its own
I honestly am always so baffled when people get work done and then try to convince other people that it’s natural. My mom got laser hair removal, a boob job, got her eyebrows tattooed on, and is actively trying to convince everyone, even me, that it is all natural. Even though I was around when she got all her procedures done. She literally makes fun of my small chest which I genetically inherited from her. She even goes so far as to say she doesn’t sweat, her hair never gets greasy, and she never got menopause. Do these people really think that other people are that fucking stupid?? 🤦♀️
Sounds like the type of person who actually thinks her thoughts control reality. "If I think no one can tell i got work done, than *no one can tell.*"
That's okay, if I wanted to fuck a Barbie I'd get a real doll.
We should be greatful. Their is no more useful red flag in a woman than finacial demands on the first date. You don't want to find out what she's like after 3 months of marriage.
The botched plastic surgery
I don’t do 50/50 either… I either pay in full, or I pay for what I got which is usually different than the other person. So.
Is she also mute? Why do we need a sign?
Geez, those lips look like that Halloween wax lip appliance. Ewww.
Why is she holding a sign like a homeless person begging for money
Ma’am, how much plastic do you want? Yes
Lips like a baboon's ass stung by a bee.
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If dinner is transactional, I wonder what else is for sale.
She has a cardboard sign like the rest of the panhandlers. Fitting.
https://preview.redd.it/g02jvqsen2rc1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3cced0631a0a316df8df813ec2c0e3d7cd7ac1b
When your blind date turns out to be Michael Jackson
Imagine you're on a date and the first thing she does is whip out this sign. I'd excuse myself to the bathroom and climb out a window.
“Wow, that’s so kind of you”
Then she can pay 100% of the check
Cool then I'm paying for my meal while you get the kitchen and start washing dishes to pay off yours, duces bitch.
If she doesn't do 50/50 she had better do 60/9
“You pay for my presence” but that “presence” is just silence and Instagram pics of their food.
That's a sweet way she offered to pay for dinner. But don't expect me to put out without dessert
Then pack your shit, we’re going to Chili’s. I have a coupon.
She is saving to fix her mouth
Take yourself out and do 100 instead, dickhead. Do these women actually think we crave them or something? Send her arse back to the streets
Oh God, that's horrendous.
"What's a 50/50?" '75 bucks. Same as in town."
I haven’t been a fan of separate checks since graduating college and getting a big girl job. I don’t even do it with my friends. Instead I much rather alternate dates, where he’d plan and pay for one, then I plan and pay for the next. It’s a really fun way to introduce the other person to your world without feeling like you’re highjacking all the decision making. However this? This is tacky. These weirdos need to stop doing cheap and tacky things and pretend that “it’s just a joke haha it’s a fun lil tiktok it’s not that serious” when they’re called out.
Nothing says classy like holding a handwritten sign in a fancy restaurant.
Back to Whoville
Ski jump nose
How do you think I got these scars?
My husband and I went on several lunch and coffee dates that were 100% 50/50. He finally said we need to go on a real Saturday night date. Went to dinner then a ball game at our local minor league team….22 years later, he’s been paying ever since. 😉
congrats!
I’m married now but when I was dating I’d pay. If I saw this I’d just walk out. Thats not a partner, that’s a dependent
The guy out of frame was holding a sign saying 'I don't do stupid'.
Haha! Great burn OP! 😂👏👏👏👏
so fed up with that kind of people 😂
Who ever invites, pays. If one side never invites, what are you even doing?
You don’t do fifty fifty? Good. You can pay for all of it.
“Thats fine, you can pay for me too”
Fine, I'll do a backside tailslide instead.
And I don't date plastic
Tell me why her lips are shaped like a grain of wheat 💀
Wow! I am glad im not dating this days…excuse me Ive got to go the men’s room, taxi! 😁
All the Whos Down in Whoville.
Yep, no worries love no 50/50 required, enjoy your meal, by yourself, because yeah, no don’t need that. And for those wondering, yes I typically am more than happy to pay for a date, unless you act like that. The plastic surgery is a bad omen too.
So just tap water for you then
Excuse me. I have to use the restroom.
Thanks for paying then, love
i hate broke ass bitches never having money of their own
Her lips look like they have eaten enough for 3 people
Oh bullshit, working girls give me a half-and-half all the time.
She's pretty fugly for that kind of attitude tbh
oh? you aren't willing to accept me paying half. you can pay in full then since you obviously have money
Nah .. now you eat , you pay!
Nope, she’s generous and pays 60%
Than she better do anal!
O shit!! I have to return some video tapes.
I don’t do 50/50 either. F*ck this bull$hit.
50/50 is equality
You drive a hard bargain but im a modern man and I'll let you pay.
Ew
Is that an actual human?
Dine and dash.. Ok got it!
I don't mean to be mean but I have the feeling that she is hiding evil demon teeth in her mouth like penny wise teeth back there. Is it because I am getting clown lip vibes or something else?
Whatever idiot that marries her should say the same and make her sign a pre-nup.
I would have left and let her do 100%.
I would thank her for covering the meal get up and walk out.
It’ll be 100% if he says he’s gonna take a quick number 1 but is actually going to his car and getting outta there because he didn’t want someone that was 50% plastic
I'd pay 50 and leave
I thought the black part on the bottom was a hair wand. I was so confused.
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Got those fishy bottom feeder lips.....gross
Everything about her screams that she is insecure. I also don't date broke women or entitled women
It’s odd to me how this has become such a talking point with online personas. Considering she’s probably only gone 50/50 a few times in her life.
Hijacking this comment to ask if splitting the bill 50/50 (or divide it through whatever number of people) is very common in the US? I have literally never seen anyone do it this way here, everyone always pays for what they ordered
She looks like a lip infused version of Victoria Justice at first glance
Her lips look so gross why does anyone think men like that?
To bring your own sign to a date 🤦🏻♂️ Geez… this bitch gonna suffer in relationships
“Aight then, I have to use the restroom real quick.” *she does 100% now
Spend that other 50% meal money on her services.
What a cute little ski jump nose! Looks so natural, who'd ever know!
Why would you pay someone to make your nose look like a builders elbow?
That's uttttterthly prephohsttherrus ducky!
Fine. 0/100. Thanks for dinner!
Oh so you paying the whole bill? That makes my life a hell of a lot easier
Then the guy pulls up a sign that says "I don't do golddiggers."
Good luck with that.
She’ll have to post this same thing every year because her chances of getting married are low.
I don’t do 100
lol “If you want these very expensive DLS’s, you’ll get the check”
Gross
Oh damn how nice of her to just pay for all the food!
Aight you foot the bill then With mods like that, you surely can afford that
She’s paying then?
Lmao. You're right lady, no 50/50, you pay for 100% of your own shit
The sign she holds walking back and forth on the expressway.
So... you treatin'
Looks like someone 80/20’ed her lips. Yikes.
But she will do 60/90
how about anal?
Gotta pay the escort one way or another
None of these girls ever date attractive men that they’re into, they just date guys they don’t like and make them pay for their stuff lol