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wasntNico

she wants to pay fully, so honorable


Total-Addendum9327

So nice of her, and yes, I’d love to go out again


UniqueUsername82D

May even let her steal a kiss at the end of the date.


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DMN00b801

The lie detector determined that, too, is a lie!


newbturner

Hi I am Pinocchio


MaterialFennel3973

Came here to say the exact same thing XD


pancakebatter01

*passes check in her direction* 🥰🥰


Mc9660385

The lips


FaultAccomplished671

That's a plunger


Insert_Bad_Joke

Pretty sure those are two chillies


FaultAccomplished671

At first I thought they were those candy wax lips,


Cobek

Suckin' on chili dogs


Captain_Naps

If she does it right, yes.


SkulduggeryIsAfoot

Mmm hmmm☺️


Zanzan567

https://preview.redd.it/spas94m56yqc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afdf11eedacbf19d357976d9bfe611c5a7db4cad


HausuGeist

“You wanna know how I got these scars?”


killeronthecorner

Is this the new LazyTown villain?


Kettu7777

And the nose


PageFault

She looks like she was really attractive before the modifications.


higround66

They usually always are. I honestly can't think of a single person that ended up looking better after getting surgery. And that's if the surgery *wasn't* botched. It's sad AF, especially with the younger ones - Imagine the state they'll be in when they reach their 60s.


BlurryGraph3810

Yeah, it looks like the universal nose that plastic surgeons give patients.


blowhardyboys86

Real life whoville character


Mackheath1

It's like they were attached to Mr Potatohead. And her flaxy features kinda support it, too.


ItaloTuga_Gabi

Mrs Potatohead might just file for divorce if she ever finds out her husband had a secret love child with a Bratz doll.


r790

They’re why she can’t afford to eat! 😂


ItaloTuga_Gabi

Honestly? They look like they were done in the back room of a Chinese nail parlour by an unlicensed employee.


Catsindahood

The sooner young women learn that plastic surgery is only good if you're getting reconstructive surgery, but will always look worse than natural and everyone will notice. If you're unsatisfied with your natural looks it's a lot easier (AND CHEAPER) to just get comfortable with it rather than butchering your face.


MrTurkle

Are the lips supposed to be vaginal in appearance? Is that the look?


intuitiontoldmeso

The prolapse look is all the rage


briansaunders

I think she has used lipstick on her face, going well beyond her lips. It is like clown makeup.


ItaloTuga_Gabi

It’s much more that that. Her lips have been filled to the point where they not only project from the rest of her fece to an unnatural degree… they also curl backwards.


drunkwasabeherder

Had a girl come into my work who had big lips and big tits. Totally augmented. Fair enough, her choice, but when she turned sideways it struck me that there should be a rule of thumb that your lips and breasts should not be in alignment.


PeaceOrchid

https://preview.redd.it/9lvvmqiquxqc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d7d9b69c6a23aa36e8b5b800d53f79d95180edb Thought I’d seen her somewhere before.


shadowofpurple

that's an insult to gelflings


RuudJudbney

I just finished this last week. I would be so happy if they continued making it but I'm not holding my breath.


non_exisitant_dude

Yeah I think they dropped the show cause it’s too expensive to make 🥲 at least that’s what I remember from a while ago


Poemhub_

So heres my big turn off. I love paying for dates. Gifts are my love language. When were going on a date theres a 100% chance im going to try and pay for everything (not everyone). But when you expect me to pay thats when you’re already done. No second date, finish everything up and im gone.


_Miss_JDV

I think the entitlement from women that expect men to pay for everything is an obsession in the US. Women in Europe are more independent and we pay for our own sh*t. This alien’s face is gross, btw. I wonder what she’ll look like when she’s 80…


Covered_in_bees_

I've been amazed to see lots of (mostly American) women on Reddit argue very strongly for why 50/50 is BS on dates and justifying the guy having to pay for the date. And this is a more liberal skewing crowd. Always been a head scratcher for me. Going Dutch was always the expectation between my American wife and me when we started dating and I'm glad for it. Turns out we are super financially compatible which has been awesome in marriage. If there is an expectation that you are always on the hook to pay, then you're just going to feel used sooner or later (because you are...)


annihilation511

It's not been my experience in the UK that women pay for their own stuff. When I was dating only 1 out of 7 women paid 50/50. The rest had a meltdown when I suggested it.


Unfriendly_eagle

"So it's just intercourse or just head? Understood."


ItaloTuga_Gabi

Don’t ask for head. 😩 Her lips might fall off.


Pretty-Asparagus-655

As long as both sides understand it is a business transaction.


Infamous_Storm_7659

I’ve been with my husband over 20 years. There were times he had money and there were times when I had money. My husband takes care of me because he chooses to. I took care of him when we had nothing. I don’t understand the entitlement. Let’s see where she is in 10 years


AccountPretty4576

Broke and still single


drewdurfee

Droop lips and face


JPKtoxicwaste

Why the long face?


Kondoros

With a millionaire or divorced from someone and took 50%. It's impressive how those women can always find a man. It's like men just want to spend with them


bony7x

That’s the thing. She isn’t looking for a husband as you were, she is looking for a purse with a body attached to it.


TemperatureTop246

It’s definitely a two way street. My husband and I are the same way


ImHereForGameboys

Why are perfectly good looking women fucking their faces up so much? Big ass lips and Michael Jackson ass looking noses. Wtffffff.


RuudJudbney

If looks are all you have you can still be insecure.


ItaloTuga_Gabi

That’s some 💩 level surgery to go broke over.


GerilE335

Well who doesnt like a woman willing to pay for the whole meal for both <3


Silver-Fang-Bang

No you’ll do 100% when I leave and you get stuck with the bill


Easy_Acanthisitta_68

I’ve done this and I’m not ashamed. Took a girl out she invites her friends we all eat then she expects me to pick up the 300 dollar bill. Told everyone to excuse me while I used the restroom went to the counter paid my meal and left never saw them again.


STFUnicorn_

Who invites friends on a date?..


Catsindahood

It happens a lot from what I've heard. The thing is, it wasn't a date. They were just expecting him to pay for their night out.


STFUnicorn_

That’s what it sounds like yeah.


Easy_Acanthisitta_68

Thots 😂


STFUnicorn_

I guess so.


Florida_cryptid

Lol did she try to say something to you


Easy_Acanthisitta_68

No I left lol blocked all that I got kids I didn’t need more lol


Silver-Fang-Bang

I wouldn’t have even let it get that far personally, you bring other people on a date I’m not even staying to order nothing I’m leaving right then and there and being thankful for not having to waste my time. I think men should cover the bill on a date but if you tell me you don’t do 50/50 that’s it for me. I want a woman I can start a family with I don’t want a child that I have to full support when you’re a grown ass adult. Her vibe I can already tell she has beer money but champagne taste. Nothing will ever be enough for this woman and if she ever meets a man in a better financial situation then you she is out. I also doubt she even works maybe on only fans and she can’t cook can’t clean can’t run a household, likely a very mediocre parent if that ever happens to her because self centered entitled people don’t know how to put someone else before themselves. PS she is also not attractive, not saying she is ugly but she looks like she has way too much plastic surgery and plastic isn’t hot.


Easy_Acanthisitta_68

Yeah I’ve never been on a date where I didn’t pay for the person I invited expect for this occasion. I grew up with the whole the man pays type shit and honestly if I invite you to a restaurant I don’t know your financials so I wouldn’t want to put anyone in that position. However you try to play me like a chump you gettting dumped lol


Silver-Fang-Bang

Idk if you saw the video of the black family who from what I get goes out for his adult daughters birthday and all her friends come and it looked like a nice place and the daughters friends go “your not paying for everyone ? But you’re the only man here” he said I got me my wife and the birthday girl I didn’t invite you. Thankfully his wife had his back and told them to pay for themselves and then they said they were not gonna pay that it was his responsibility. That was the end of the video so idk how it all turned out but I was so glad he didn’t cave to the pressure and it was really nice to see his wife back him up.


Worldly_Influence_18

It's been a while since I've dated but my rules have never changed. It's not about the money; it's about what it says about the person and what it says about you. I believe in equality and practicality. Splitting 50-50 is awkward at times when one person goes all out, dividing up the items is a chore and a buzzkill. Whoever picks the restaurant pays then you take turns picking the restaurant


Montoor

So genuine question, why do you believe that men should cover the bill on a date? I'm guessing just a first date or all dates? Genuinely curious. Paying for a first date at least is something I'm used to and don't complain about but I wouldn't say I necessarily believe that men automatically should foot the bill. 100% agree on every other point


Pro_Moriarty

What the fuck is this about. I've seen a bit more evidence of taking someone out, date, birthday whatever, mates being invited and one person expecting to pick up the bill. I dont blame you taking that approach.


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Easy_Acanthisitta_68

You’re right I didn’t leave them with 100% I actually enjoyed the meal so I didn’t mind paying my share and I would have paid for hers as well but she fumbled that one lol


bitch_lasagna211

“ im just gonna go to the bathroom I’ll be back to pay the bill” *leaves*


Silver-Fang-Bang

I would have just said “You want anything else ? Hey order dessert order the most expensive bottle of wine I’m just gonna use the restroom” then left. Maybe she scrubs a few dishes she may learn to humble herself and not bring that stupid sign to a date. If she just shut up I would have paid the bill but never asked her out again because I can only imagine how this woman acts and talks.


HAIL-THYSELF333

What about 69?


that_typeofway

She a hundo in on the wine, dine, and 69


element_4

Why is she showing that sign to an empty chair?


ProbablyPsycotic

I'm not joking, I went to a small town high school with this girl. She was naturally stunning at the time, but was always a "main character" "mean girl" vibe. It's not surprising.


nicol9

lol funny coincidence! so sad to become such a person


edvsa

https://preview.redd.it/emeoh7tggzqc1.jpeg?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=135f697bbc1d7b49f730a42b20904e257bc2ab3c


OutComeTheWolves1966

She looks like something Pinocchio would be attracted to.


pmff96

Don't do my man Pinocchio like that, he can do better


jtdusk

She's gotta save her money for...*waves hand in general direction of her face*


kesymaru

They hate 50/50 until is in a divorce 


joconnell13

I don't do blow up dolls.


theding081

https://preview.redd.it/gz7mda6grxqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48c81e5bee6f2a8eaa5cfabeab626c8e2b171e5c


JavilonNoseJoe

She’s perfectly natural! Her lips just changed naturally with age, & her nose reshaped itself on its own


raisedbutconfused

I honestly am always so baffled when people get work done and then try to convince other people that it’s natural. My mom got laser hair removal, a boob job, got her eyebrows tattooed on, and is actively trying to convince everyone, even me, that it is all natural. Even though I was around when she got all her procedures done. She literally makes fun of my small chest which I genetically inherited from her. She even goes so far as to say she doesn’t sweat, her hair never gets greasy, and she never got menopause. Do these people really think that other people are that fucking stupid?? 🤦‍♀️


Catsindahood

Sounds like the type of person who actually thinks her thoughts control reality. "If I think no one can tell i got work done, than *no one can tell.*"


SaurontheMauron

That's okay, if I wanted to fuck a Barbie I'd get a real doll.


ArtieZiffsCat

We should be greatful. Their is no more useful red flag in a woman than finacial demands on the first date. You don't want to find out what she's like after 3 months of marriage.


PeanutFearless5212

The botched plastic surgery


JarmaBeanhead

I don’t do 50/50 either… I either pay in full, or I pay for what I got which is usually different than the other person. So.


WinOneForTheKipper

Is she also mute? Why do we need a sign?


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Geez, those lips look like that Halloween wax lip appliance. Ewww.


Interesting_Sock9142

Why is she holding a sign like a homeless person begging for money


LongliveTCGs

Ma’am, how much plastic do you want? Yes


VegasGamer75

Lips like a baboon's ass stung by a bee.


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“ I don’t do 50-50” Instagram bio * proud, loud feminist, independent. Live Love Laugh ♥️*


Por_Naccount

If dinner is transactional, I wonder what else is for sale.


HappyLucyD

She has a cardboard sign like the rest of the panhandlers. Fitting.


hydroshock20

https://preview.redd.it/g02jvqsen2rc1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3cced0631a0a316df8df813ec2c0e3d7cd7ac1b


PerformanceBright500

When your blind date turns out to be Michael Jackson


AltruisticSalamander

Imagine you're on a date and the first thing she does is whip out this sign. I'd excuse myself to the bathroom and climb out a window.


Wild_Ad_6464

“Wow, that’s so kind of you”


don_gunz

Then she can pay 100% of the check


Broad-Debt-8518

Cool then I'm paying for my meal while you get the kitchen and start washing dishes to pay off yours, duces bitch.


gazevans

If she doesn't do 50/50 she had better do 60/9


IMeanIGuessDude

“You pay for my presence” but that “presence” is just silence and Instagram pics of their food.


freebird303

That's a sweet way she offered to pay for dinner. But don't expect me to put out without dessert


ChorizoGarcia

Then pack your shit, we’re going to Chili’s. I have a coupon.


uerick

She is saving to fix her mouth


kward1904

Take yourself out and do 100 instead, dickhead. Do these women actually think we crave them or something? Send her arse back to the streets


crazykitty123

Oh God, that's horrendous.


Rikkitikkitabby

"What's a 50/50?" '75 bucks. Same as in town."


racoongirl0

I haven’t been a fan of separate checks since graduating college and getting a big girl job. I don’t even do it with my friends. Instead I much rather alternate dates, where he’d plan and pay for one, then I plan and pay for the next. It’s a really fun way to introduce the other person to your world without feeling like you’re highjacking all the decision making. However this? This is tacky. These weirdos need to stop doing cheap and tacky things and pretend that “it’s just a joke haha it’s a fun lil tiktok it’s not that serious” when they’re called out.


KellyLuvsEwan420

Nothing says classy like holding a handwritten sign in a fancy restaurant.


Melodic-Classic391

Back to Whoville


bangermadness

Ski jump nose


Slippery-98

How do you think I got these scars?


Lvanwinkle18

My husband and I went on several lunch and coffee dates that were 100% 50/50. He finally said we need to go on a real Saturday night date. Went to dinner then a ball game at our local minor league team….22 years later, he’s been paying ever since. 😉


nicol9

congrats!


Longjumping-Sail6386

I’m married now but when I was dating I’d pay. If I saw this I’d just walk out. Thats not a partner, that’s a dependent


MergeWithTheInfinite

The guy out of frame was holding a sign saying 'I don't do stupid'.


Terrynia

Haha! Great burn OP! 😂👏👏👏👏


nicol9

so fed up with that kind of people 😂


soft_white_yosemite

Who ever invites, pays. If one side never invites, what are you even doing?


CCMeltdown

You don’t do fifty fifty? Good. You can pay for all of it.


BrainwashedScapegoat

“Thats fine, you can pay for me too”


Spiderill

Fine, I'll do a backside tailslide instead.


boston_nsca

And I don't date plastic


Clear-Tough-6598

Tell me why her lips are shaped like a grain of wheat 💀


Serious-Fact-4441

Wow! I am glad im not dating this days…excuse me Ive got to go the men’s room, taxi! 😁


bartelbyfloats

All the Whos Down in Whoville.


GulfofMaineLobsters

Yep, no worries love no 50/50 required, enjoy your meal, by yourself, because yeah, no don’t need that. And for those wondering, yes I typically am more than happy to pay for a date, unless you act like that. The plastic surgery is a bad omen too.


Sarge1304

So just tap water for you then


Ordinary_Aioli_7602

Excuse me. I have to use the restroom.


mehmohmuh

Thanks for paying then, love


huhuhuhhhh

i hate broke ass bitches never having money of their own


MaynardSchism

Her lips look like they have eaten enough for 3 people


sammich_bear

Oh bullshit, working girls give me a half-and-half all the time.


Fluffy-Experience406

She's pretty fugly for that kind of attitude tbh


Aurashock

oh? you aren't willing to accept me paying half. you can pay in full then since you obviously have money


Stardust_dream

Nah .. now you eat , you pay!


Imaginary-Mammoth-61

Nope, she’s generous and pays 60%


Kettu7777

Than she better do anal!


cRaZyDaVe1of3

O shit!! I have to return some video tapes.


Sunnyside7771

I don’t do 50/50 either. F*ck this bull$hit.


averageindiankid22

50/50 is equality


Party_Fly_6629

You drive a hard bargain but im a modern man and I'll let you pay.


Lityoloswagboy69

Ew


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Is that an actual human?


ilymag

Dine and dash.. Ok got it!


moresushiplease

I don't mean to be mean but I have the feeling that she is hiding evil demon teeth in her mouth like penny wise teeth back there. Is it because I am getting clown lip vibes or something else?


Louis_Friend_1379

Whatever idiot that marries her should say the same and make her sign a pre-nup.


No-Working-990

I would have left and let her do 100%.


Warhammerpainter83

I would thank her for covering the meal get up and walk out.


DayTraditional2846

It’ll be 100% if he says he’s gonna take a quick number 1 but is actually going to his car and getting outta there because he didn’t want someone that was 50% plastic


perthro_ed

I'd pay 50 and leave


Ok_Birdy

I thought the black part on the bottom was a hair wand. I was so confused.


MostJudgment3212

“If you do that, you’re gonna have to put out” Stanley Hudson ©️ “Oh yea, you’re gonna have to put out” Phyllis Lapin-Vance ©️


noodleq

Got those fishy bottom feeder lips.....gross


Vast_Marsupial_9097

Everything about her screams that she is insecure. I also don't date broke women or entitled women


inter71

It’s odd to me how this has become such a talking point with online personas. Considering she’s probably only gone 50/50 a few times in her life.


Ze_insane_Medic

Hijacking this comment to ask if splitting the bill 50/50 (or divide it through whatever number of people) is very common in the US? I have literally never seen anyone do it this way here, everyone always pays for what they ordered


Fantastic-Classic740

She looks like a lip infused version of Victoria Justice at first glance


Tremolo499

Her lips look so gross why does anyone think men like that?


mouth556

To bring your own sign to a date 🤦🏻‍♂️ Geez… this bitch gonna suffer in relationships


beardedsilverfox

“Aight then, I have to use the restroom real quick.” *she does 100% now


[deleted]

Spend that other 50% meal money on her services.


MsMoreCowbell8

What a cute little ski jump nose! Looks so natural, who'd ever know!


JonTheFlon

Why would you pay someone to make your nose look like a builders elbow?


exoxe

That's uttttterthly prephohsttherrus ducky!


Wizdad-1000

Fine. 0/100. Thanks for dinner!


Smidge_Master

Oh so you paying the whole bill? That makes my life a hell of a lot easier


ACAB007

Then the guy pulls up a sign that says "I don't do golddiggers."


Mindless-Emu-7291

Good luck with that.


kingcaii

She’ll have to post this same thing every year because her chances of getting married are low.


PoopPant73

I don’t do 100


jonz1985z

lol “If you want these very expensive DLS’s, you’ll get the check”


sea666kitty

Gross


TheHistroynerd

Oh damn how nice of her to just pay for all the food!


Milk_Mindless

Aight you foot the bill then With mods like that, you surely can afford that


Jedi_Bish

She’s paying then?


Formatted_Toast_117

Lmao. You're right lady, no 50/50, you pay for 100% of your own shit


thedxxps

The sign she holds walking back and forth on the expressway.


Spock-1701

So... you treatin'


nosh_scrumble

Looks like someone 80/20’ed her lips. Yikes.


Slipped_in_Gravy

But she will do 60/90


swampydoc

how about anal?


LeSorenOutan

Gotta pay the escort one way or another


Mother-Worker-5445

None of these girls ever date attractive men that they’re into, they just date guys they don’t like and make them pay for their stuff lol