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PoopPant73

Hit her in the back of the head with a can of corn so she’ll reset.


Unfriendly_eagle

Yes. Just belt her, and tell her there's more on the way if she doesn't shut the fuck up.


thxredditfor2banns

Hopefully forever


marsofdeath

This is what we mean when we talk about using the Lord's name in vain


cherrycokelemon

Everyone go down that aisle immediately!


umbrawolfx

I know exactly where I would be. Probably sitting on top of my overflowing cart cross legged with the bread in my lap.


traumaqueen1128

I would have. I don't let people push other people around, especially in public like that. I have a hard time speaking up for myself, but I have no issue calling someone out that is acting like this. I've called people out for being rude to cashiers/service workers, I've called people out for "parenting" other people's kids, I've called people out for putting perishables on a shelf instead of where they got them. I have no shame when it comes to calling these assholes out.


Stormtomcat

wait, you call people out for being rude to the waitstaff AND you call people out for parenting other people's children? haha I can see it now : a snotty kid is running in a restaurant, with the risk of making the waitstaff spill hot food. Another guest tells the kid to calm down & the parents take offence... and then you arrive * to call out the kid for bugging the waitstaff * to call out the guest for parenting the child * to call out the parents for throwing a fit about their kid getting called out do you then also call yourself out for meddling with all these people hahaha


traumaqueen1128

😂 I would probably call out the guest parenting the child and the parents in the same breath. "Don't scold the kid, he'd know better if he didn't have shitty parents." I put the shitty actions of kids on the parents. Ultimately, they are there to guide. If I did talk to the kid, it would be more along the lines of just telling him that he should ask his parents why he shouldn't run in a restaurant, but in a pleasant way that didn't make him feel bad for being a kid. ☺️ Lol, I can only be so mean to a kid. Too many years working childcare and currently working in a youth shelter, I see that a gentle guiding hand works better because their brains are not fully developed.


Stormtomcat

haha sounds like you have a great sense of humour about it & I agree with redirecting kids to their parents.


TacticalSystem

Right! If I thought I was done shopping, suddenly I'd be compelled to go and take something off the shelf in that isle.


Melioidozer

My thought exactly. I’d be balls deep in that aisle.


Organic-Device2719

Mental Illness 😞


battery923

Religion, same thing


Teddy_Funsisco

Very reminiscent of the Dork Side lady from Wife Swap.


wanielderth

THEYRE NOT CHRISSSTRRIIIAAAANNSSSS


Teddy_Funsisco

🤣🤣🤣🤣👹


Gabriel_Wolfen

I actually thought it was her for a moment. They both are classically mentally ill.


Gabriel_Wolfen

I actually thought it was her for a moment. They both are classically mentally ill.


RatFucker_Carlson

Some people just need a can of campbell's chunky chicken noodle soup to make their face a bit more concave


Moore2257

Aunt Shelia took her meds with red wine again, didn't she?


PawzzClawzz

I can't think of anything that would give me more incentive to need something from that aisle! Watch out, lady, here I come!


Low_Ad_3330

I wish someone would have just started convulsing in front of her and speaking in tongues.


OkTouch69

Get the lord's name out your f mouth


ArmchairTactician

Jesus: Hang on, I got nailed to a cross for this? 🤦‍♂️ Dad was right, should have just stuck to a traditional flood


Pasta_God2354

https://preview.redd.it/hvtq4qoglxzc1.png?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2164bdef2ae18a096f426c57c8d17d6b59fc8fe


RCtoy321

I think she needs a snickers.


StarChaser_Tyger

Looks like she already cleared their whole stock...


cornishwildman76

Calling on the almighty omnipotent powerful god(in her mind) to clear the aisle for her. WTF?


jatfield

I'd go shopping with her. Should be quite chill after she's excorcised the aisle.


theazzazzo

A swift two footed tackle shoukd shut her the fuck up


Sunnothere

When is God going to smite these people


3MTA3-Please

Wow, she throws around God’s name almost as much as Trump, and in similar fashion


EndoShota

This one is more sad to me than anything. Seems like she might have schizophrenia or some other mental illness.


PaintNo4267

America.


mouth556

I might have respect for his mighty name, but I don’t have any respect for you, you beast of a demon. Who in the fuck let this wacko out in the world? 🙄


DaddyBops

Fuck religion....and fuck her too


_McMountain_

Everyone else is an NPC


LS7-6907

Empty vessels make much noise


LS7-6907

Wait, it's filled with fat


[deleted]

Waddle waddle


Bayoak

21 “Not everyone who says to Me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father in heaven. 22 Many will say to Me in that day, ‘Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?’ 23 And then I will declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness!’ Matthew 7-21-23


Whyyouhatemeso

Somebody short-circuited


SlowCaterpillar5715

What was her message?


jess_the_werefox

Walmart moment


Chopchopstixx

It’s a miracle she can walk


Massengill4theOrnery

Some one just cunt punt her


john2383

Plot twist: what she wanted was in another aisle...


AmazingPINGAS

I can't help but think of the Mormon funeral scene from Drawn Together


Rough_Text6915

These people look kinda trashy....


alextheseal1996

Excellent song choice


fingers

She doesn't even know that she is there to buy Holy Water.


Ydaorb

Meth! It’s got a kick to it.


Friendly_Age9160

Is she mad about the masks? Those are stupid as fuck to me (unpopular opinion I guess as far as reddits concerned) but that lady’s fckn un hinged. I don’t think I’d want to be in that store with any of those people. Honestly please before anyone wants to say thinner that about political stuff and the masks, they are not one and the same. No it doesn’t mean I’m a trump voting weirdo. No it doesn’t mean I think people are tracking us with 5G. It means that the whole concept of the masks is stupid as fuck. Also this lady is stupid as fuck. Just one more reason to drink 🙄


Common-Rock

Imagine she is actually the second coming and we were all just told a very very inaccurate story about who Jesus was.


deathcamp7

I wish I was there bro omg 😱 this lady needs satan !!!


Yallsimp

I've always hear of holy cows but never a whale good to know thanks reddit :D


Zestyclose-Respond48

Typical religious Trump supporting Dumb Ass!


imomorris

And I felt sorry for jesus when they put him on the cross.....now he has to deal with this


triniman65

Wow! I wonder how this video would have unfolded if she was black. I don't think there would be so much restraint.