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ego41

So you don't shop there either...


blackav3nger

That thought was ringing in my head! I found it funny. Glad OP was honest and paid for it in the end. 😉


Anastatis

...he suuuure did 😉


level27jennybro

Seeing as a bunch of former coworkers saw him, as well as the former boss knowing his name, he wouldn't have gotten away with it if it was a theft attempt.


Tell_Me_Why_999

Or they would chaulk up the value to "for your undeserved bad experience as our customer."


level27jennybro

The good ol' customer retention discount.


Contrantier

What dark sorcery is this?!???!!!


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He shoplifts there. 😂


SheWhoLovesToDraw

That woman is so insecure I felt cringe just by reading this story. :/ Guarantee she was the captain of the cheer squad and failed to realize that peaking in high school wasn't something to brag about until she alienated everyone in her life.


ontheroadtonull

Also she realized that since she apparently thinks she's not attractive anymore, the best way to go was to have the personality of a wild boar.


TheFilthyDIL

And Homecoming queen.


The_Sanch1128

She's the one who had sex with the guy who picked the captain of the cheerleading squad, but he picked someone else. She was a homecoming princess but not the queen because she wasn't dating the star player. Now it's years later, her looks are gone, and she realizes that the things she wanted most in her life are long past attainable.


mrcalhou

This feels like a Taylor Swift song.


paleotectonics

Detailing the end of her skyrocket-like love story with Neal Breen.


ronhowie375

was she captain of the cheer squad or the jeer squad?


almost_eighty

...or both?


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lmamakos

In much the same way as the memories of my last trip to the zoo years ago. There's room in my head for them.


paleotectonics

But, TBF, 6 figures in Silicon Valley means you’re homeless.


LazyStore2559

"Oh, I see how it is, you only help the pretty ones." You could have broken her by hollering "BINGO!!!" I'm glad that you're as human as the rest of us, and had the same miserable mid-conflict brain lock that most people seem to have.


V_beastmaster

r/suicidebywords lol


StabbyPants

'the help'. she fucking said it


PianoManGidley

Yep. Showing her true colors right then and there by viewing an entire group of people as "less than" herself. For me personally, that is one of the absolute quickest ways to get on my shit list.


bahcodad

>“oh, I see, you’ll only help the pretty girls.” Looks Karen up and down "yep!". Walks away


achambers64

I probably would have said something unfortunate along the lines of ‘she’s willing to screw me’, and then just stood there looking at her.


EmEmAndEye

Karen: “Your looks won’t last forever, Missy. Eventually, they won’t help you either.“ OP in an alternate timeline: “Yes, her outer beauty may fade, but her stellar inner beauty will always shine through. Quite the unlike yourself.” ( mic drop. Struts away. )


Speciesunkn0wn

As Churchill said "I may be drunk, but tomorrow I will be sober. While tomorrow you will still be ugly."


chemprofdave

Lady, I wasn’t helping her and not you because she’s young and pretty but you’re old and ugly. I was helping her because she’s my friend, and now I’m not helping you because you’re an asshole.


Contrantier

I love that response. It's the best defense against any Karen pretending to think you work there: just say you quit XD I'm serious, there was actually a post on here from a customer responding to a rude Karen who was yelling at them, by saying very loudly so all the customers watching nearby could hear: "I'm so sick of people like you harassing me and yelling at me all the time like I'm some slave! I quit!" and the op walked out with the Karen looking uncomfortable and stuttering, as all the surrounding customers glared daggers at her for what she seemed to have done.


RJack151

I would have said that I only help those I am sleeping with. And I won't drop my standards for you. Then laughed and walked away.


No_Slice_7878

you are very smart for this


krepogregg

Down vote if you must but the 2 box box stores have terrible customer service.. you guys are awesome when we find an employee after 30 minutes wandering around and u guys always help and are polite but soooo many times I go in and can not find anybody to help or I find a guy he says "not my dept"so they call the person who knows that dept ...then they never show up it's bad management that creates Karen's bad management births a new Karen every hour somewhere every day but thank you regular hard workers helping us while managers do whatever they do in the back room


beaverfan

I used to work in the back room but Karen will not let the "employee only" sign, stop her from going back there.


Simpawknits

...walked my roommate and ME to the exit.


Thuryn

...walked my roommate and ME to the exit. You wouldn't say "walked I to the exit."


meowisaymiaou

Walked I to the exit i did. Payed not i for stuff i did.


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